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2012

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Chanel Iman in Lingerie for Deluxe Magazine of the Day

The highlight of my life is that Christy Turlington dissed me on Instagram when I was trolling her pics. Sure it could have been one of her handlers, as most of these rich and famously successful people have, but it could have also been her…and as far as my vintage, throwback, old timer model fetish goes…it lead me to a happy place…just like Chanel Iman modeling lingerie like she was still 20…even though she’s already old news as Victoria’s Secret didn’t book her to do their show this year…I know she’s only 22 and can pull it together…but as far as I’m concerned she’s just an old timer just taking any job she gets…

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2012

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Anne Hathaway Pantsless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Anne Hathaway bores me….these could be pics of her diddling herself on a park bench in the middle of Central Park in front of a field trip of asian exchange students…and I wouldn’t give a fuck…but I know nerds everywhere have masturbated to her relatively busty in comparison to her body…from whatever nude scene she’s been in like LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS…or her wedding no one cared about…she’s dull..but pantsless and I guess you might as well take it all in before she has babies…cuz you know that’s coming soon to a tabloid near you…

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2012

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Berrak Tuzunatac in a Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Berrak Tuzunatac is some Turkish actress from Instabul…I once knew someone from Turkey…and he told me when he was growing up him and his buddies would fuck dogs cuz they weren’t allowed to jerk off or fuck women…until one day getting caught because one of them got stuck in the dog…but that cab driver wasn’t Berrak Tuzunatac ….who is modeling bikinis like a good little Turkish actress…who clearly is the kind of Muslim you racist Americans can get into…because not all Muslims dress like fucking Ninjas or hate the Jews….some Muslims are just babes…who get half naked…and the only thing they blow up are my pants…if you know what I mean….fucking terrorist…

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2012

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Kerry Washington’s Hot Enough Photoshoot of the Day

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Kerry Washington is some 35 year old actress who is aging pretty proper…which is convenient since she’s a fucking actress….and has to be on TV and in movies and half naked in photoshoots to compete with the younger. blacker girls…

She’s been in Ray, Last King of Scotland, and she’s gonna be in Django Unchained….which I guess this is promo for…sure she’s not half naked enough for my kind of publicity shots…but she’s pretty fucking hot…and reminds me that I need to have sex with a black girl…cuz I haven’t yet…not because I’m a racist…but because they are….

Either way, here she is.

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2012

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Anne V and Karolina Kurkova Modeling of the Day

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This could have worked out a whole lot better…and been a whole lot hotter…you know cuz they are bikini and lingerie models….who are willing to get topless…and show off their bikini and lingerie models…but instead Roberto Cavalli…used them in the worst possible way….like hiring a hooker to come over and play a game of chess or some shit…step up your bikini model game Cavalli and staff…I thought fashion understood this whole nudity thing…

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2012

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Alicia Kuczman Nipple for L’Officiel Brazil of the Day

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Alicia Kuczman is a Brazilin model…doing the modeling thing…by posing for fashion magazines and showing some tit…the way we like it…the way their Catholic grandmother’s probably don’t like it….you know pumping out smut harder than it was Two and a Half Men….for men to masturbate to…like it was porno…just cuz it is disguised as fashion….

Where I am from…nude modeling, or having pics of your tits taken, under any and all circumstances….is the fucking same kind of awesome….fashion, porn, accidental, revenge sites, paying her way through college, or old lady living a dream…who fucking cares the reason…just show me your fucking tits….

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2012

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Rachel Taylor 1940s Non Nude Erotica for Twelv Magazine of the Day

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I’m all for vintage erotica…you know 1920s-40s nudity…old school prostitution….and pornography…..

I don’t know if it is that I feel ties to that era…and love the way people looked and dressed, except maybe for how fat the girls were….or if I just like masturbating to natural tits, natural bush, on a woman who is likely dead….so seeing this shoot for some obscure magazine of some obscure Australian actress who happens to be on an American TV show..is almost exciting…because it isn’t shitting on the style like it was Dita Von Teese and her fat pin-ups who spent the last 10 years making 40s erotica total trailer park trash….that is unmasturbatable…

So good job Rachel Taylor and your non-padded bra…I dig it.

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2012

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Titties in S Moda of the Day

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I don’t know shit about much…especially not fashion, but I do know that some magazine called S Moda put out these awesome pics of some unknown models a couple of weeks ago…and there is titty in it….in what would be deemed a pornographic shoot if I had shot it…on my iphone…in my basement…with some street hookers in exchange for crack…but for fashion…it’s fucking celebrated…it is the gateway drug to convince girls to get naked…when otherwise…they never would…you know taking girls from a good home…and bringing them down to the street level hooker level…but with more champagne and glam….and that’s a pretty awesome place to be…

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2012

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On the First Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…of the Day

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2012

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Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I walked into a grocery store and the clerk asks me how I am doing…I respond with the biggest smile I can “FANTASTIC”….she looked shocked…and asked “Why”….so I said…Because I found Jesus Christ….I accepted him into my heart and I feel great…and I suggest you do the same…and maybe then you won’t ask why people feel fantastic…cuz you’ll be busy feeling fantastic yourself…

I don’t think she’ll be coming to my Christmas party 🙁

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