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2012

04

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some days I wake up feeling like dancing…it is usually the remnants of my serious drug and alcohol use…

Today is not one of those days…but I will say this…I am fucking high on Christmas…but I think that’s because I’ve been masturbating to OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE ..

Here are some morning links…

Oh You Know, Just a One Legged Long Jumper. Wait, What?
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40 Sexy Self Shots, a Gallery Just for You (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Close Call For the Polish Military
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Kat Dennings Nude Photos Leaked (NSFW)
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Gerard Butler Photobombed The Sh-t Out Of David Beckham’s Last Game
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Jessica Chastain Graces British GQ (Photo Gallery)
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Topless Kate Upton Gets Splashed With Water (GIF)
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Free Cam Shows, All the Fun You Need (NSFW)
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Cute Girl, GREAT RACK (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Rita Ora
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Hey There Lina Posada (NSFW)
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DMX sing Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer – VIDEO
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2012

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

From shitting…pissing…spitting…snot…and fucking infection and disease…to unprotected sex…internal cumshots…and babies….Nature is so vulgar….but what isn’t vulgar…is Christmas…

That’s why I launched the


VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…..

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The IRS Seized Lindsay Lohan’s Bank Accounts
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Julia Roberts is Probably Lezzing it Out or Something
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DMX Sings Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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Dubstep X-Mas Lights
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Jessica Chastain Bra for GQ
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Elizabeth Loaiza shows us why we need to visit Colombia (SEMI NSFW)
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The 15 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models You Haven’t Heard Of
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Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Boobs Are Popping Out Of Nashville
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Here’s Heidi Klum Dressed As Cleopatra Sitting On Santa’s Lap. Wait, What?
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Holiday Shopping Scare Prank
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Calm Cat Kickin’ It in the Tub
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Danny Way in the Waiting for Lightning Trailer – Awesome Skateboarding
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How to: Piss Off a Mundamentalist Preacher – VIDEO
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Justin Has One Sweet Ass, Wow (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, It’s Time For You to Have Some Private Time (NSFW)
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Orsolya Kocsis is one outrageously hot Hungarian (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Nicolas Cage GIFs
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Gorgeous Slut and a Sex Toy (NSFW)
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If I’m Posting About Anne Hatheway, You Know It’s a Slow Day
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Anna is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Wendy’s Tits Are Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Ciara’s Nipples Are Hard (SITE NSFW)
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Here’s Some Carrie Underwood, Looking Casual
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Happy Birthday, Amanda Seyfried: Celebrate Her Best Beauty Moments (GALLERY)
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Stella Hudgens Is Really Trying Hard
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And Now, The Worst Movies of 2012
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Lesbian Blonde Sex Fantasy of the Day. You’re Welcome (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Tina Fey is Amazing of the Day
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How To: Make Music With Red Stripe – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian touring the Middle East? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? HINT: Stun Grenades
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Real Or Fake?: Dog Caught On Nanny Cam Playing Piano And Singing High Notes! [Video]
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Lesbian Teens Get Naughty on the Pool Table
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A Courtney Stodden Thanksgiving Slut Shot That Just Surfaced (Not the Turkey One, This One is New) – NSFW)
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Sophie turner Was Trashy at Style Week
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Busty Slut on a Web Came
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Jessica Biel Shitty See Through for Ellen
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Crazy Kayak Dive
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Parrot Opens a Beer Can
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Car Sings Jingle Bells
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Daddy Fucks Daughter Fetish…
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Amateur Mom has a Tongue Ring.
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Some Group Sex in the Club
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Girl Gets Massaged Fetish
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Sex in the Back Seat
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

03

Dec

Bar Refaeli Tweets Hot Ass Shot in Bikini of the Day

I guess Bar Refaeli is feeling a little attention starved…you know because this Draft Dodger who never joined IDF or whatever the Israeli army is called….was too busy modeling to do her mandatory service…while every other 18 year old Israeli was…so when shit was hit last week…she felt helpless and alone cuz she she couldn’t relate to all her friends who were getting ready to take out the muslims and steal their land more than they already have…

So she did what every peace loving “look at me I’m half naked” hippie would do…and that is post a photoshopped pic of her big ass on the internet…

Maybe that way when people think Israel…they will think Bar Refaeli like they used to….you know to try to get people to focus back on her the only way she knows how….unless it has nothing to do with war and she’s just a hooker who likes being half naked for her fans…either way…it happened and I have the pic to prove it.

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2012

03

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Face Herpes Face of the Day


Here’s a huge shocker…Kim Kardashian…a socialite slut…who likely fucked the world prior to even existing….and who only exists thanks to a sex tape we can tie back into Daddy issues and Stage Mother who was a Gold Digger issues….I’m talking unprotected sex, porn star, party slut….has face herpes….face herpes she’s so okay with having that she’s not covering it up, wearing make-up, or anything….I guess because she knows it has come to that point in her career…where this is the kind of thing people will write about…and that’s all that matters to her…no shame….even when it’s disgusting….can’t wait til times get tough and she starts walking around with period stains on her pants…shit stains on her bikini….face herpes is always the gateway ailment to deeper darker disgusting….


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2012

03

Dec

Kate Upton Gets Peed On While Topless of the Day


Topless Kate Upton in some pictures that remind me of Kate Upton getting peed on by a large animal…like a horse…with a steady stream…are pictures of Kate Upton that are totally worth lookin’ at…even if the shoot was from the past…and even if you’ve seen these pictures before…because peeing on girls is always fucking funny…especially when they are fat girls…

Honestly seeing Kate Upton topless is a lot more fun than seeing her doing what she’s actually talented at….an actual expert in…something she’s devoted to….and that her heart is in and her body will soon catch up to….eating.

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2012

03

Dec

Leslie Mann Topless in This is 40 of the Day


Judd Apatow’s wife….who is also in all of Judd Apatow produced movies….because that’s the benefit of being married to a director and producer…you know cuz if he’s gonna be paying his lead 5 million dollars…it might as well go to their vacation fund…kinda thing….

I’ve never found her hot….or really deserving of her fame…I just figured the fucking the director thing made sense…you know something Lohan and the other low levels need to do to get work….and I don’t really care about seeing her 40 year old mom of two nipple Judd Apatow jerks off on….

But it happened…and I’m reporting it…I am a hero like that…

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2012

03

Dec

Rihanna’s Instagram Fun of the Day

Huge and totally uninteresting news…Rihanna or Chris Brown tweeted a picture of Rihanna in her underwear with Chris Brown at some Macy’s Perfume launch cuz she’s classy and cuz they both like all the attention they get in the media about it…that’s why they lied about the whole beating in the first place…shit it’s hollywood…I can’t tell movie make-up from the real fucking thing..and I trust none of these assholes…they have no souls and are puppets to make stupid money…manipulating the public is kind of a huge part of what they do…even if he did beat the fuck out of her, I guess she realized she deserved it, making their peace with each other….but still useless stupidities that I can separate myself from the evil that is them…to focus on what is important…and that is half nakedness.

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2012

03

Dec

Kate Middleton is Pregnant…..of the Day

KATE MIDDLETON is pregnant….it is the big news around the world ….

Can’t say I didn’t see this one coming…but I can say the most ambitious gold dig in the history of gold digging…is now officially complete…set for life cuz she owns half of the future kings baby….unless she gets killed off like her mother in law…when she misbehaves….but set for life nonetheless…this kind of locking a man in has been happening forever…so it is no surprise…but good hustle Kate Middleton….play it off as real love for the fans…but we know the truth…every girl wants to be a princess…

Now let’s just hope her sister steps up her fucking game…out of jealousy….to stand out from the attention her sister the Princess is getting…to pave her own life, future and brand…ideally with her vagina….sex tape and all naughty things…cuz it is more fun that way….

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2012

03

Dec

Marisa Miller Pregnant Nudes for Allure of the Day

I forgot Marisa Miller existed….but apparently she’s pregnant…and in Allure…

These should be tagged NSFW…or even Not Safe for Anywhere…because pregnancy is some alien invasion shit that may be natural…but seems so unnatural….

You know what, I was never into MARISA MILLER …sure she had and I do mean HAD a great body…before going on to get knocked up like most 38 year old hard faced women who pretend they are 30 do…so tht they don’t miss the window of opportunity like they are Jennifer Aniston….even though her tits were fake…she was ripped….but that’s all over…but she made her money, probably landed a billionaire as models do…cuz billionaires like models….and now she can go on to live a normal life of excess…forgotten by an industry that hasn’t given her work for the last year anyway…

Here are the pics…

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2012

03

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Gives Me Boners on Social Media of the Day

I usually hate on Ashley Tisdale but the world is too beautiful of a place to fill it with hate…there is always so much negativity that we might as well celebrate the good and not the bad…and ultimately..why bother shitting on people…especially those with vaginas…just because they have an awkward face….you see cuz they still have tits, legs, pussy, asshole and mouth to fuck…they still have armpits, hands and feet to fuck…and they probably are more enthusiastic about it than the average vagina…cuz they feel ugly all the time…since their face…is kinda ugly…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she’s posing in a way that works her flaws, hides her flaws and lets me focus on her assets…duck face that ho…and everything works out….at least for Ashley Tisdale…cuz this pic is erotic.

Here are some pics of her modeling for some magazine called Jezebel this past month…just because I support her comeback tour…

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