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2012

29

Nov

Izabel Goulart is Pantsless of the Day

Izabel Goulart pulled a Lady Gaga and showed up to an event relatively pantsless….in a leotard…only unlike Lady Gaga…the boners were not on the clits of lesbians…who love her message and don’t really care about looks…as most lesbians…have ugly partners…but instead on the boners of everyone….this lingerie model is like Santa Claus…only instead of molesting kids and buying their silence with gifts…she’s molesting my eyes….


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Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2012

29

Nov

Britney Spears and Will.I.Am’s New Video of the Day

This sounds like a song that some college kid shat out to make a point about how easy it is to make commercial club music…you know with no effort…no substance…no quality…just noise…featuring two famous people…who prove that all it takes to get hits is to put it out there…cuz the public will eat it up…even if it took 20 minutes to produce…I am sure there was a time Will.I.Am wasn’t a LMFAO impersonator…or even a commercial money hungry loser who is winning at life…but clearly has no soul…

The only redeeming thing in all this is Britney’s hot titties…slutting out in video……

Posted in:Britney Spears

2012

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss for Interview Russia of the Day

I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 years behind their relevance or peak in the Western world….you know a little too late to apologize…a little Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell have been retired for 10 fucking years here…but now getting work there…situation…Or maybe it has to do with them being BFFs and Naomi Campbell having tight Russian ties cuz she’s married to a Russian billionaire….but either way…it is awesome…cuz seeing these models I grew up on…and with…topless in their 40s…like they were still in their 20s…posing together…like they aren’t rivals but friends…is erotic as hell to me…but then again…I like all things past their prime…especially expired breast milk.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Naomi Campbell|NSFW

2012

29

Nov

Kendra Spears for Versace Underwear of the Day

Kendra Spears is some 24 year old Cindy Crawford looking model…unless that mole is just some kind of cum stain growing mold on my screen….and I guess she’s the body…for Versace lingerie….a far tastier thing to look at half naked…that Donatella…because a naked Donatella Versace…all loose skin and having off her bones…uterus hanging out her vagina…is a horrible image for a luxury brand sell luxury items at luxury prices….so sticking with this Kendra Spears…makes sense…as it makes boners.

Posted in:Kendra Spears

2012

29

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Gets Arrested of the Day

Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her

Here is the pic of the girl Lohan went nuts on…because Lohan is nuts…

I don’t see much damage but I am sure it is there…and that’s just what crazy people do…all that pent up aggression of people mocking her when she really believed she was gonna prove herself with her last job..only to realize her producers, directors and all the people who suck her dick lied to her….humiliated her…and made a mockery out of her.,….

She’s a mess, she’s fallen off, it is a tragedy, cuz I coulda saved her..but she didn’t believe when we spent that night in a hotel together…and that’s an even bigger tragedy…

Crazy girl…I still believe….in you and your chins ability to win an oscar…

This kind of behavior is pretty obvious…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

29

Nov

Annabella Barber Wet for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Question of the day is – If a girl is half naked in a bikini…bathing suit…underwear…all wet and luxurious…does who she is, what she’s named, or anything else about her like age, bra size, career choices, her resume really fucking matter…

That said…Her name Annabella Barber, she’s 5’9, her shoes size 8, blonde hair, blue eyes…and a vagina I want to taste…cuz it has been sent here from heaven

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Annabella Barber

2012

29

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A picture…isn’t a picture…unless there is a spread ass in it….

There’s some philosophy for you motherfuckers…

Here’s some links….for you motherfuckers…

Motherfuckers.

What Can I Say, This Yo-Yo Championship is Impressive – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Mess, as Usual
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It’s a Family Guy Impression RAP – VIDEO
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Some Mila Kunis, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out (NSFW)
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This Girl is Getting Herself Off and We Get To Watch (NSFW)
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The 2013 Miss Reef Calendar Deserves an Oscar for Sexy
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Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Motorcyclist Almost Hit By Mattress. Whoops – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Nov

Hot Shots 2013 Glamour Model Pin-Up Calendar of the Day

Rosie Jones and friends are in some Calendar that may not be of use to anyone and not because of the end of the fucking world…but because of technology…smart phones and computers motherfuckers make for no use for calendars…even if they come with semi-erotic fetish pics of girls who spend their entire lives doing this busty, low grade modeling shit….no one really cares about…except maybe the kid of people who buy calendars…


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Posted in:Rosie Jones

2012

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m working on becoming an internet meme…I just got to figure out what the fuck the word meme means and get over feeling like an asshole everytime I try to say it…but let me tell you when that happens…watch out…cuz Jesus Martinez Meme….will be coming….and hopefully so will all the ladies I recruit for my squirt symphony….

Here are some links…cuz links is what we do here.

Keep Showing Off Annalynne McCord
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Angus T. Jones Still Wants A Job On The Show That’s The Work Of Satan
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Shakira Shows Off Baby Bump – Here Fans Kill Themselves
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Amazing Postal Truck Fail!
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Scarjo is Not a Sexy Weather Girl
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Amazing Banned Norwegian Zombie Commercial
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The 25 Most Annoying Movie Characters
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Izabel Goulart’s Sexy See Through Dress, Gotta Love It
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Jennifer Lopez Really Sounds Like a Big Bitch
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De Has Some Big Old Tits, Check Em Out (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Bad Day Better (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Memes of 2012
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Crazy Police Motorcycle Handling…
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Motorcyclist Almost Hit By Mattress
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Mila Kunis Covers Elle South Africa
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Blonde Hottie Rubs One Out (NSFW)
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Sylvester Stallone is Pretty Bummed Out About His Son, Rightfully So
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Alessandra Mariella is Super Sexy in Suspenders! (NSFW)
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Lauren Cohan is See Through
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Nicole Bahls Nipple Slips Out While Sunbathing
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Selena Gomez VS Katy Perry – Who Would You Rather?
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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Shots
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Family Guy Impression Rap….
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Turkey Day for Tigers!
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Awesome 7 Dollar Coffee Taste Test
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Implant Scars
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Really Cool Illusions!
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Bill Murray and Charlie Sheen’s New Movie
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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The Greatest Guilty Pleasure Movies
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Allie and Elaina Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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This Slut is Gettin Her Ass Painted (NSFW)
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Polish Military Drill Fail – VIDEO
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I Want the Job of Putting Sunscreen All Over Anne V
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The Best of British Boobs – A Gallery (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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The Cast Of Basketball Wives In Order From Banger To Bust
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Mandy and Sophia Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Facebook Deletes Woman’s Sexy Elbow Pic (SITE NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is Sex as Always
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This Cam Girl is a Downright Goddess (NSFW)
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How to Eat Corn in 10 Seconds When You Are a Retard
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National YoYo Contest…
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Small Titty Sex – Intense Set Design Bro
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Some Chick named Silvie in Some Erotica
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Flying Privates….Private…..
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

Nov

Rihanna Hot Smoking Pics of the Day

I have no choice but to appreciate what Rihanna is doing with her social media…from erotica…to weed head erotica….even though I am not a weed head….just a person who appreciates people who are so fucking delusional….you know with their insane lifestyle…yet still have time to appreciate the simple things in life…more importantly share the simple things in life with their millions of fans…especially when the simple things in life are semi pornographic and semi illegal…

It’s like Lohan and other celebs all hid their drugs….even when walking around with coke all over their faces…yet Rihanna puts it out there like she’s fucking Gangster…and that to me…is amazing…but then again I am not the parent of 10 year old girls who follow her every criminal move….

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