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2012

30

Nov

Rihanna Posts Chris Brown Pic of the Day

I don’t even think Chris Brown beat Rihanna in the first place…I think it was all a marketing spin…that was blown out of control the way they wanted it to be blown so that she became the huge fucking star she became…I feel like Chris Brown gets a percentage of sales and was into it…that or she beat herself up, pressed charges, when all heated like crazy girls have been known to do and now feels like a cunt for fucking his shit up the last few years with everyone thinking he beats women….so that she came out on top….

So unlike the general population, I don’t care that she’s posting pics of him saying “don’t leave my emotionally co-dependent, crazy fucking girl cuz all girls are crazy” side….I just figure it’s business strategy…or broken girl trying to find love strategy…but I don’t think Chris Brown is an abuser and if he was I don’t think Rihanna would be mocking the public with pics of him and her as she is right here….all these to say…why the fuck am I giving Rihanna relationship analysis…I’m not the love doctor…I just wanna stare at that ass…like I was this girl….

We all know this is gonna end in babies everywhere…..so stop talking about it.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

30

Nov

Jana Knauerová and Ania K Titties for Elle Mexico End of the World Photoshoot of the Day

Elle Mexico is pushing this apocalypse topless shoot with models Jana Knauerová and Ania K who I have never heard of but will assume are from some illegal model trade that got them out of war torn eastern Europe..cuz that’s what I assume about all these double agents…it makes masturbating to their pics that lack spread asshole more interesting….

Typical Mexico behavior to lay claim to the Mayans and their calendar…featuring their “end of the world” Fox News doesn’t want you to believe in possibly the least apocalyptic way…but at least they tried…this shit is like being on dinner at a 2 star all inclusive resort in Cancun….not very good but still filled with tits…

So I support their effort…like I support their using real sugar in Coca Cola….and their Volkswagen manufacturing…cuz the Mexicans do German engineering like they do Apocalyptic photoshoots…

That said, I am half Mexican…ready for the apocalypse and hope it involves half naked or fully naked women…

Posted in:Ania K|Jana Knauerová|NSFW

2012

30

Nov

Heidi Montag is Still Staging Bikini Pics of the Day

Heidi Montag has climbed out of rock bottom….a place where no one gives a fuck about her….and has managed to get the attention of one photographer or photo agency willing to notice her in a bikini and put out the pics of her like she still matters…a move that will in fact make her hit even deeper rock bottom when she realizes that no one fucking does….so the life lesson is if a reality star who sold her soul and identity to the devil falls off the radar after the show was cancelled and she lost her mind….hits the beach in the bikini for a paparazzi she hired cuz they don’t want to waste resources taking pics of her….does she make a fucking sound….I don’t have the answer..but whatever it is sounds like fucking drowning….next stop…porn!


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2012

30

Nov

Michelle Cruz is AMazing in GQ Russia of the Day

No idea who Michelle Cruz, but I am going to assume she’s not Tom Cruise’s adopted daughter….or Penelope Cruz’s sister, or cousin, or really anything relevant..because you know in the world we live in…nothing matters unless it is on TV or the big screen, but I’m gonna argue that nothing matters including whether it has been on the big screen or TV…life is so insignificant…that we try to make an impact in the time we are here but in the grand scheme of humanity, it’s the equivalent of a fucking grain of sand on the beach that is our species….insignificant…but that doesn’t mean give up, kill yourself, it just means sit there and wait to die while staring at babes posing half naked….cuz as much as they don’t matter….at least they give you boners.

Posted in:Michelle Cruz

2012

30

Nov

Eva Longoria In GQ Mexcio of the Day

I am gonna assume that these pics from GQ Mexico are recycled, like these massive magazines often do with their photoshoots, to maximize spending 100,000 dollars on a photoshoot, by sending it to different magazines in different languages, in different months with the same fucking pictures…and I am not just assuming that cuz that’s what all the second tier markets get stuck with…I am assuming it cuz Eva Longoria is actually a Mexican…her parents fucking raft and border tunneled it….and she was raised to become the whitest fucking mexican in the history of Mexicans…the kind of Mexican who likely hires Mexican slaves and doesn’t speak spanish to said Mexicans cuz she’s all Hollywood and too good to be Mexican….white dreams, self hatred, all things that you wouldn’t think include flying to Mexico to do Mexican photoshoots for Mexican franchises of American Magazines….even if she’s got nothing better to do.

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2012

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Things to say to ruin a webcam show – “I am watching you masturbate like i was your dead relatives”

Then….continuing with “you like that don’t you, call me grandpa, tell me you’ve missed me since I’ve passed”

It works amazing…with the right girl of course…

What Can I Say, Mascot Battles Always Crack Me Up – VIDEO
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Honestly, What the Fuck is Wrong With Kanye West?
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A Bunch of Kate Upton, Just Because
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5 Year Old Rips on the Piano, Probably Cause He’s Asian and That’s Racist Because Asian People Really Are Better – VIDEO
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Judging By This Photo, Rihanna is Definitly Banging Chris Brown
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25 Girls You Were Crushing On in 2002
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun! (NSFW)
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Amateur Slut is Rubbing One Out (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Hannah Simone
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Natasha Belle is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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KFC X Walking Dead. Wait, What?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still loving my “I’m a battered woman and need a shelter” pick up line…sure it hasn’t got me laid…but I have tricked at least one girl to give me a dollar for a coffee even though everyone knows coffee is 8 dollars now….

I guess my next strategy is to convince them that I’d smell good enough for sex if they let me use their shower…

Everyone wants to help a battered woman…

It worked for Rihanna…..

Here are tonights amazing…lovely…life changing…stepLINKS!!


Taylor Swift Got Tits
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Michelle Obama Dick Sucking Fetish Pics
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Tyra Banks Kinda Turns Me On As She Grabs Her Tits
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Goat Compilation…Video…
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Sabine Jemeljanova Glamour Model
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Pug vs Peanut
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Fireman Gets Some Help
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How 10 TV Shows That Fell Off Redeemed Themselves
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47 or Not, Liz Hurley is Bangable
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Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Wonderful Instagram
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Buddy is out Daily Dose of Asian Hotness (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows for a Lttle Thursday Fun (NSFW)
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WATCH: Two Minutes of People Busting on the Ice
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Blonde Amateur is Playing With Her Tight Butthole (NSFW)
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Jared Leto Hasn’t Eaten For a Month Basically
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If I’m Posting a Tyra Banks Gallery You Know It’s a Slow Day
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Bra-less in a Blue Dress (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima Boob Slip (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Pink Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Demi Moore is a Trashy Cougar
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Jennifer Nicole Lee (Who?) Shitty Upskirt
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Crazy Bus Lady
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Saved by an Oncoming Train
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Yeah I’d Bang Cate Blanchette
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10 Vampire Movies That Don’t Suck
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Horney Red Head (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Eat Breakfast Off of This Chicks Ass
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Incredible Inked Babes – A Gallery
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This Flash Drive is a Humping Dog! Yes! – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger is Sexy as Always
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Kristen Stewart Cracking Out Hard in a See Through…
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Messages to Neighbors – A Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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Woman Popped For Posting Nekkid Pics Of Her Daughter On Facebook
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Lou Charmelle Has a Super Gith Body (NSFW)
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Woman Survives Shooting – Thanks To Her Breast Implants! (NSFW)
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Victoria Justice is Looking Super Cute
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2 Dirty Web Sluts Get It On
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Snoop Dogg and David Beckham Get Animated for ‘A Christmas Carol’
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Suelyn Medeiros in a Borat Bikini Lookin’ Shapely
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Racquetball Trickshots
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Never Fight a Kangaroo
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Kelly Clarkson is a Failed Anorexic
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Football Catch of the Year
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KFC Walking Dead Ad
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Milf Gets a Creampie in a Public Bathroom
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Group Sex in the Club That Never Happens
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Fake Lesbian Slaves
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Big Boobs from Nippon
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Shaved Teen Pussy Creampie
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Wetspot of the Day

All this Lindsay Lohan getting arrested, getting in fights, causing trouble…cuz she’s a broken, spoiled rich kid, who had her youth robbed of her, as her parents prostituted her and sold her out for the benefit of their own egos and bank accounts, leaving her a pile of lost and souless freckled good times…

Then there’s the whole Liz & Dick, double chin thanks to plastic surgery, botox and fake lips….reviews where the world hated her performance…while she thought it was her big comeback…thanks to people giving her too much positive reinforcement instead of just telling her to retire…

When what really matters is the wet spot on her fucking panties….

Seriously people…get your priorities straight..

Posted in:Lndsay Lohan

2012

29

Nov

Miranda Kerr in a Bra of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a babe…even in pixelated shitty pics of her not spreading her asshole…that I don’t even consider pics….she looks erotic to me….maybe it’s the posting to social media for her fans…to keep her relevant despite being a mom and thus a model who should retire…but instead keeping her at the top of her model game..famous as shit…something I am sure her tall, awkward, weird faced body never anticipated when growing up….it’s like it is undeserving…what makes her a million dollar body…while so many other girls aren’t…and I’d debate this shit more…if I wasn’t totally uninterested in debating bullshit…and more interested in just staring at her tits.


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

29

Nov

Shanina Shaik Modeling Underwear Hotly For Nordstrom of the Day


I just learned a very important thing…Hotly is an actual word…that I am not forced the use all the fucking time…because it’s hotly…

Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia read elegant and lovely…and her asshole reads “feed me with your tongue”….but she’s too busy letting Tyson Beckford up in it…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant…

Nordstrom did okay with this campaign…making lingerie modeling…a little more saucy…and by saucy I do mean in my drippy underwear…as much as I mean in concept and flavor…

Here are some of the pics…

Posted in:Shanina Shaik