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2012

27

Nov

Eniko Mihalik Awesome Model Tits for Document Journal of the Day

You’d think we’d get bored of ENIKO MIHALIK you know always taking her high fashion body and posing naked with it…I mean how many times can we see her amazing tits in amazing places doing amazing things in amazing pictures shot by amazing photographers…

In a….I mean once or twice…but her nudity catalog is deep and has been going on for years…and it’s just so draining to look at this…Again with the nudity Eniko…you one trick pony…I mean really….

But we don’t get bored….because naked pics…even when seen the 1000th time still inspire erections….

If anything, her nudity is the only reason I want to have her babies…dripping off my face.

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2012

27

Nov

Jessica Chastain Half Naked for GQ of the Day


I didn’t know who Jessica Chastain was…or why she was posing her lovely orange head that means she has orange pubic hair…that reminds me that I’ve never tasted Orange pubic hair…cuz orange Pubic hair used to make me gag back when I had the chance to eat it…all jacked up on a whiter than white freckled background with bright red labia in contrast to the pale…making it a mess I didn’t want to explore until I got older and weirder….

But it turns out that she went from being in 1 movie in 2010…to being in 11 movies in 2011…one of which called The Help that she was nominated for an Oscar for….

If that’s not some “Sold my sole to the devil” shit..I don’t know what is…cuz going from out of work…extra on Law and Order…to super star…makes no fucking sense….

But what does make sense is staring at her half naked pics as she’s posing in GQ…

Posted in:Jessica Chastain

2012

27

Nov

Sophie Howard’s Retirement Photoshoot of the Day


My girl MadamMeow notified me of this crisis…tragedy….end of the fucking world situation….Sophie Howard has retired from being a Glamour Model…because like every stripper who feels objectified and that they’ve peaked creatively in their field…she’s decided to ride her undeserved money into the sunset until realizing that it was way easier just showing her tits…coming back to that is inevitable..unless of course she marries a rich “Footballer” like the rest of the UK sluts….

Apparently these were shot a year ago….published this month…an end of an era to anyone who knows who Sophie Howard is…and doesn’t realize that google will bring up titties past…that are probably better versions of her….reminding me to thank her for giving up instead of holding on…long after it is too late….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Howard

2012

27

Nov

Torrie Wilson’s on the Beach in a White Bikini of the Day

Torrie Wilson is some has-been wrestler, retired since 2008, irrelevant to the general public since 1975….but she’s probably got fans…people are into this wrestling shit…and they are generally weird people who not letting go of the glory days or the girls they masturbated to in those glory days….is likely one of the more normal things they do….

As far as I’m concerned she looks like a fake titty stripper with fake stripper hair and fake stripper tan despite being out in the sun in a bikini….a bikini that is really the only reason I am posting about her….cuz I’m really not into this shit…but I am into girls in bikinis…I’m so torn…how will I got on…


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2012

27

Nov

Gisele Sucking Finger for Terry Richardson of the Day


Gisele was in Harper’s Bazaar…I didn’t bother looking up when…but I assume recently…cuz Terry Richardson put out his behind the scenes pics of her that I guess they didn’t buy the rights of…when hiring him and paying him his 100,000 dollar a day rate….

I figure at least one of you cares about the “vagina” who has the babies of your favorite QB….or maybe…just maybe you’re like me and fascinated in figuring out if those tranny rumors about her are true….as a lot of clues would make you think it was true…from her hard facial features, to being Brazilian and in the hub of trannies…to getting fired froM Victoria’s Secret…to the fact that Tom Brady has spent the better part of his life in locker rooms with naked men…but whether it is true or not…she’s still hot enough for me to look at…and who I am to discriminate against a babe because of her genitals….

Posted in:Gisele|Gisele Bundchen

2012

27

Nov

Some Model Named Marcela Vivan in a Hot Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Marcela Vivan is a model who looks pretty good in harnesses…for fashion…reminding me something that I didn’t need to be reminded…and that is that fashion is almost as pornographic as pornography…but marketed in a way that it is luxury…confusing the fuck out of me…but that I am not complaining about…because as it turns out…fashion is my porn…

Her name is Marcela Vivan…she’s Brazilian…and lovely…no idea who she is being shot for or by…and none of that matters…cuz all I care about right now are her boobs….in fetish gear….for fashion…

The whole thing is ridiculous…but so lovely…cuz real fetish models…are way more broken than aspiring models…and as much as I like broken women in my everyday life…I far prefer hot bodied models who don’t realize they work in porn…cuz they are usually easier on the eyes….like this Marcela Vivan….

Posted in:Marcela Vivan

2012

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As it turns out – not leaving your house for 5 days to watch girls on webcam is in fact living life to the fullest…fuck actual human interaction…or adventure…travel or interpersonal relationships – my wife made me hate that…happiness comes from a computer screen and sluts….I mean it works for me so it will probably work for you. Cuz I am everyone and everyone is me.

Here are some morning links!!

50 Hottest Femmes Fatales of All Time
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Terrifying Ghost in an Elevator Prank in Brazil
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3 500 000 People Watching Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie is Probably 2 999 998 More Than I Thought Would To Be Honest
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Claudia Romani Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Black Friday, The Japanese Way
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If I’m Posting About Tyra Banks It’s Obviously Been a Slow Morning
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Photos of Bond Girls: Then and Now
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Tuesday To Us All
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And Now, The Smallest Bikini Ever (NSFW)
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Charge: Grinchy Salvation Army Exec Stole $2 Million in Christmas Toys
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Whitney Rose is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Pranking on Black Friday – VIDEO
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2012

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk…confused…but luckily…our friends and partners over at NORTHSKULL . are here to give me something to say…..

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GET UP ON IT and while you do…I’m gonna be jerking off to your wife’s vacation pics on Facebook…it is kinda my thing….or maybe walking the streets for lonely divorcees….but Monday is always a shit night for that…maybe I’ll just watch porn….but I hate porn….

Either way, Rest in Peaches Thanksgiving…welcome Christmas Season….my favorite time of year….

The Kid From Two and Half Men Found God, is Losing His Mind
And Wants You to Stop Watching Two and a Half Men
…Or He is Just Trying to Get Out of His Contract – VIDEO
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Chris Brown Quit Twitter After Telling Some Chick He Would Shit In Her Eye. Wait, What?
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Drunk Dude on a Scooter
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Amy Adams Thinks She’s Poor
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Black Friday the Japanese Way
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Lindsay Lohans Made For TV Movie Was, Predictably, a Complete Disaster
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Ahhhhhhhh Miranda Kerr! She Just Keeps Getting Better
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What’s Under That Bikini? TAN LINES! (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrences Ass Is Looking Fantastic
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Lesbian Action in the Stairwell, Nice (NSFW)
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Man Runs Multi-Million Dollar Porn Business From Jail!
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I Don’t Know Who Jourdan Dunn is But I Think I’m In Love
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Jessica Alba is MILFY
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Naked Brunette Amateur Goes Wild on Camera (NSFW)
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A House Does Gangnam Style
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Some Chick Named Sam Faiers in a Bikini Looking Hot
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Funny Black Friday Prank
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1930s Parkour
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The Ultimate Workout Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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Donald Trump’s 50 Stupidest Tweets
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Maryse Ouellet’s Sexy Bikini Line – PHOTOS
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Amanda Bynes Bought Herself A Turban For Thanksgiving
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Laurena Lacey Gallery is Definitely Hot (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are One of the Few Forms of Pleasure I Get to Shower You With (NSFW)
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Televangelist Videos: Psychos Called Upon by a Higher Power
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Two Horny Mommies Get a Little Carried Away (NSFW)
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RIP J.R!!!! END OF A FUCKING ERA!
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Meet Ewa Sonnet (NSFW)
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A Bunch of Super Models Topless in Vogue Magazine
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Nicole Scherzinger’s White Panties Upskirt
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Kate Middletonis Looking Extra Dull
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JUSTIN BIEBER GOT BOOED DURING THE GREY CUP HALF TIME SHOW – VIDEO
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The Funniest TV Characters of All Time
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Audrey Bitoni is a Little Slice of Heaven
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Let’s Go Hunting for That Ass (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Ultimate Workout Fail Compilation
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Awesome Magician!
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Tyra Banks Awesome in Cosmo
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GET 50% Off Northskull – Use code DSFCYBMON on Checkeout
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Young Girl Fetish
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Amazing Girl Cums From a Massage
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Rockin’ Hungarian Tits
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Students have Sex
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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Get This Underwear to Make People Want to Fuck
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

26

Nov

Paz dela Huerta Erotic, Smoking, Pregnant, Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day


Paz dela Huerta is my dream girl…a crackhead hipster chick in the New York scene who no one really knows or gets because she’s just so high fashion and obscure….you know unshowered, dirty, cunty, and lookin like she’s been fucked so hard…so many times….and that is amazing…

Sure she’s seen better days…I guess being kicked off Boardwalk Empire…her one gig she ever landed….and that her fall off..I guess to some….

But to me…this pregnant and smoking look not only works for her…but more importantly…is incredible and it works for me…not just cuz I love pregnant chicks who smoke…it is a fetish..and the only way I like pregnant girls…but cuz it reminds me how badly I want to taste the many flavors of Paz’s vagina….ghetto, grimy, trashy and insane….rub that grease all over my face baby..that’s all both of us need….

Seriously…this shit made life worth living today….


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2012

26

Nov

Mel B Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day


I’ll tell you what I want…what I really really want…and it is probably what Mel B wants…what she really really wants…and that’s her hard nipple in music videos Spice Girl’s first video body back…but that was 2 decades ago…before the illegitimate babies with Eddie Murphy…and before the replacing working out and cocaine with eating….but there’s still something magical about this angle of her….and I think it’s that magic is that you haven’t died or thrown up staring at it..pretty gross….


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