2012
26
Nov
I forgot Tyra Banks existed….I guess her show got cancelled cuz there have been no overly honest awkward video clips of her for a long time…..and I guess she’s old and American media don’t really care about her now that she’s not actively walking runways in lingerie or on Fresh Prince of Bel Air….but South Africa has stepped up, and either pulled some archival footage of her, or photoshopped her nicely…reminding me why she mattered so many years ago….it was cuz of her tits…
Posted in:Tyra Banks
2012
26
Nov
This is probably the least erotic topless pic I’ve seen in a very long time….and I am actually back into Rihanna….I go through waves of thinking she’s annoying…and thinking she’s shitty looking….to thinking she’s got a rockin body, great round ass and nice little titties…it is an inconsistent thing…we have an on again off again one sided love affair that has yet to be masturbated to, cuz she’s not that awesome….but I can say I am really not feeling these leggings…and no top…to celebrate Chris Brown deleting his twitter after threatening to shit in a girls eye, which I thought was a step up from punching a girl in the eye….if anything they are awkward and make me feel like I just walked in on her getting her eye shit into…and that’s all I gotta say about that…
Posted in:Rihanna
2012
26
Nov
Maryse Ouellet is some 30 year old Montreal chick living in LA who I have never met because I didn’t frequent the stripclub she was working at before becoming a WWE model, wrestler, set of fake tits to make the experience of watching the shit less homoerotic, gay for pay, foreplay….
Apparently she has leveraged her low level of fame into a line of bikinis and since I encourage strippers to diversify their efforts, sure usually I’m working them to give me a blowjob in the booth, but a bikini line is okay too, especially when you spent all that money on your tits…
Here are some of the catalog shots…they would look great on the walls of a gutter tanning salon….
Posted in:Maryse Ouellet
2012
26
Nov
Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic to Instagram a few hours ago and it helped me start my day off in a relatively decent hungover…rocking 3 hours of sleep…looking for more booze to calm these shakes…kinda way…you know by rubbing it in my fucking face that her life is easy, that her work involves doing what she does in her spare time….but gets paid for it….all while looking better than anything I’ve ever fucked…and I’ve fucked some decent looking prostitutes back before the recession in the early 90s….and for some reason…it doesn’t make me bitter, jealous or angry, I’m just happy she’s sharing with us….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2012
26
Nov
Kendall Jenner may be under 18 still…but I figure the real crime in posting these pics of her…that I am kinda uncomfortable posting are the responsibility of Miss Vogue Australia for taking them…you know anyone who gets tweens half naked…despite it being legal…is pushing the limit a little more than I like…it’s this grey area that makes me feel uncomfortable…even if the 17 year old wants to be famous…or if her mom and sisters are pushing her into this…and even if she looks better than the rest of her family…and is going to end up being hot…but yet I am still compelled to post it…cuz Ryan Seacrest and the Kardashian team have me as brain washed as they have the rest of America…and I hate them for that….
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2012
26
Nov
I don’t know why Hayden Panettiere decided to post this pic of her and her boyfriend riding something…but I’m pretty glad she did it…cuz seeing her vagina jacked up against whatever the hell they are sitting on….while the dude who rams her from behind unprotected…is jacked up behind her…is pretty much liking watching her in a group sex porn….sure she’s clothed…sure it’s innocent…but I got a feeling her panties are soaking…but only because this is the internet and I can interpret this picture however I fucking want…you creeps…
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2012
26
Nov
Cindy Crawford is and old thing in a new package and as much as I generally hate old things in any package…except maybe a snow suit…I am kinda into this Cindy Crawford old thing…cuz models just age better than regular humans cuz models are vain, image obsessed and scared the world will judge them when they fall off like they were Anna Nicole Smith…cuz there is nothing the catty, haters want to see more than someone so celebrated for being a babe…no longer a babe….and by the looks of it…Cindy Crawford is winning this fight….and I’m not just saying that cuz we had a moment and exchanged glances once and she smiled at me….as our souls connected a couple of years ago…I’m saying that cuz she’s good.
Posted in:Cindy Crawford
2012
26
Nov
This post is dedicated to Glamour Model fighter….Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame in the UK….
Like I said earlier today…..it is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits.
All this to say…Travis is weird.
Here’s Lucy Pinder in some bra shoot that is unknown…but lovely enough for me to stare at….
Posted in:Lucy Pinder
2012
26
Nov
I saw these pics of Anastasia Bondarenko…a model I never heard of…but am glad that I have now…cuz she’s a funny story…along with being awesome …especially when topless…
Her birth name….is Nastya….her agency changed it to more digestible in the American Market Anastasia….in some kind of rebrand cuz Nastya….means a whole lot more to us English people…that probably isn’t really good for branding a naked fashion model….
Posted in:Anastasia Bondarenko|NSFW
2012
26
Nov
Good Old Fashioned – Getting Out of the car…Panty Flash….good thing she tucked..
Get it cuz she’s got a tranny face….and is so liberal with her panties like a tranny….trying to overcompensate their woman act…to make us believe she’s not a tranny…all thanks to a little tape and well planned paparazzi timing…
Not that she’s a tranny…at least not by my requirements…the tits and the illusion of being a woman…is more than enough for me….it’s not gay if they have long hair….
Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger
