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2012

07

Nov

Elizabeth Banks Ass Flash from The Details of the Day

I don’t know what this movie is…but I figure Elizabeth Banks moving you is a pretty good way to start your day…you know based on what Obama is probably feeling…not that it wasn’t decided that he was going to win in an office with Romney by the powers that actually run the country…the same people who trick you into thinking your vote matters…you know to keep you drinking their koolaid, buying their gas, eating their fast food, digesting their propaganda…cuz if you let people think they have power and that they live in a democrazy….they won’t uprise and unite and overthrow the government….

So here’s some Elizabeth Banks Ass to start the day….

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2012

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyone was so caught up in the election…even Canadians…that it made for a good time to reflect on the world we live in…in any public place that didn’t have a TV.

It was obvious to me that Obama was going to win….not that the winner really matters…but because people, even when emotionally attached to a party or views, just can’t handle being led by someone with no soul.

I watched Fox News for the first time…and it was hilarious…I mean I am sure CNN was too…all sensationalized, tabloid, garbage that is easy to digest for retards….

It is like America said “How can our news programming compete with sitcoms, reality TV and the Internet”…and they shat out those news networks.

The worst…

Good thing we are all fucking doomed regardless of who was elected…cuz I think Humanity has lived long enough…

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Jessica is Workout Fit and I Like It (SEMI NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Enough About Sports to Know Why a 109.9 Yard Missed Field Goal Return is Good, But Here It Is Anyways – VIDEO
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Priscilla Has Got It Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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So January Jones Will Probably Be The New Princess Leia. Goddammit…
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Heidi Klum is Spilling the Beans On Bangin Her Bodyguard
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Photoshopped Propaganda: 21 Classic Rap Album Covers, Starring American Politicians
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Free Cam Shows to Give You Some Joy After Last Nights Election Shitshow
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18 Year Old Films Herself Getting Off (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Election 2012 Network Newscasters
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Bailey Knox Makes Wednesday Morning Better
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Mishead Lyrics – A History – VIDEO
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Sexy Games, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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2012

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


All the States are talking about is Erection Day – Rock the Vote – like it even matters….

The only thing I ever vote for is Anal on the first date….this date is a democracy and as an equal voting member of this union…50 percent of us want anal on the first date…

I don’t know what I am talking about – I just know you should vote for me in all that you do…

Here are the stepLINKS….that you should click…if you’re not too busy being a drone fully absorbed in all the media hype, sensationalized corporately owned corrupt bullshit…used to distract you from the conspiracy, lie, bullshit….and make you think you are part of it…

But I am gonna be watching the election too…

Cuddles….

Harrison Ford Wants to Play Hans Solo Again
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Extreme Cougar Wives Sounds Like a Joke But I Assure You It’s Very Real – VIDEO
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Isla Fisher in Women’s Health
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Supermodels Talk Bikini
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Compilation of Fast Workers
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Hef’s Girlfriends
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The 25 Best People to Follow on Twitter for Election Night
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More Fucking Krupa WHore
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Petra Nemcova’s Busty Return… Finally!
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Alice Goodwin Knows How to Make Good Videos – VIDEO
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Gwen Barker is Sexy on the Patio (SEMI NSFW)
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Mya Matthews is Rocking Thigh High Socks and I Love It (SEMI NSFW)
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I Vote for FREE CAM SHOWS 2012
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This Sally Field Playboy Throwback is Looking Pretty Good
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Election Day Photo Gallery: The Funniest Pics Shared on Social Media
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Teen Gets Caught With a Dildo (NSFW)
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Free Sexy Games to Occupy Yourself Until the Elections Results (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Take Home a Piece of Isla Fisher
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Laura Lee is Sexy in a Bikini
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Model Toni Garrn Topless (NSFW)
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It Aint Easy Being a Reporter
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Cher and KathY Griffin Should Be Shot
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Anna Andelise Amateur for Playboy….
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Funny Bad Lip Reading…
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Rita Ora Upskirt
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Beyonce is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Kristen Stewart Was on Jay Leno and Was Looking Alright
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Kim Kardashian Miami Bikini Body
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The 24 Hottest Emma Stone Pics of All Time
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Jenny Romero Has One Sweet Ass (NSFW)
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This Guy Fucks Anime, Literally (NSFW)
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Bike Fails – a Compilation
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What Good Are Kids If You Don’t Get to Laugh at Them Fighting Each Other? – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Who Natasha Poly is But She Looks Great in a Bikini
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Tiara Stevens Impregnated By Father And He Only Gets 1-Year In Jail For Molestation! [Video]
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Olivia Wilder and Embry Get It On (NSFW)
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And MORE Lesbian Sex, You’re Welcome (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Katrina Bowden
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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Dude Passes Out Flexing
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Record Slalom Skateboarding
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Voting Fraud is Already Happening
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2012

06

Nov

Akon Spots Obama at a Georgia Shell Station of the Day

Wow…..this doesn’t seem wrong at all…I mean all Southern gas stations should have black mannequins representing the president hanging from a noose….it just makes fucking sense right….you know with all that slavery shit they once fought for….

It is nice to know that we don’t live in a racist America….not that I live in America…but you get what I am saying…and if you don’t…that this KKK shit is fucking crazy…

You see I make fun of every race, color, gender, sexual orientation, political position….I get called racist all the time but I actually love everyone…and firmly believe we are all idiots….and all God’s children…

So this kinda hate….especially when fed to ignorant retards…is just not good for much….it isn’t even funny…if anything it is almost fucking scary….

Happy Erection Day….Vote for me.

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2012

06

Nov

Kim Kardashian’s Chubby Bikini Shoot of the Day

Kim Kardashian is so gross…seriously disgusting….seeing her in a bikini reminds me of all that is wrong with her….she’s built like tank…a sloppy fleshy tank…and there’s a reason only black guys like her….cuz black guys love all girls…and they are less about a bitch being skinny….which I guess works for her…since fucking one on camera made her into a 100 million dollar empire….

She is all that is wrong in America….

But here she is in some recent or apparently recent bikini pics in Miami….looking like fucking shit…which is appropriate since she is shit.

Seriously….The fucking worst….

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2012

06

Nov

Victoria Silvstedt Fake Old Hooker Titties in Lingerie for Twitter of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…and I mean that in the most polite way…because my friend seems to think calling a girl who gets paid for sex a hooker is the rudest possible thing you can call her…when I just think it is classic….before words like escort came into the scene to fancy up a low level career move…..

This gold digging opportunist did Playboy in the 90s, then landed the job as mistress to a Greek shipping billionaire who finances her life…and her upgraded tits…and all she has to do is not age, stay fit, and walk around half naked living the life of luxury.

This is a half naked pic she posted to twitter that doesn’t matter – cuz she doesn’t matter – but that I will still look at cuz she’s half naked…I am easy like that…as you may or may not already know…

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2012

06

Nov

Man Tries to Arrest Cop for Not Wearing a Seat Belt of the Day

This is pretty hilarious….you know since cops are evil for the most part and totally above the law…and pretty much do whatever they want…as they are a brotherhood who bail each other out when they do fuck up…like when cops drink and drive…or talk on their cellphones…or pretty much do anything illegal for normal people…that’s what makes this video great.

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2012

06

Nov

Miranda Kerr for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

I am offended. I post endless garbage from the devils at Victoria’s Secret…constantly giving them free press even though I think they fucking suck….and then I find out that they have a 4 pm show for celebs and an 8 pm show for media and bloggers….and I wasn’t invited to the shit…

Sure, I don’t fucking matter, and realize I am irrelevant, but I still would like insignificance to come with invites to live informercial tapings…

You see, ever since I saw Ron Popeil and his Spray on Hair audience members act surprised and impressed…I’ve wanted to live it….it’s some bucket list shit that might as well get sorted out when watching half naked models…instead of food processors….

Either way, here is Miranda Kerr, their starlet, with some behind the scenes pics…cuz this is as close as I’ll be getting to the bullshit…..

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2012

06

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Ass in Jeans of the Day


Christina Aguilera is wearing some tight jeans…showing off her dumpy ass in jeans….and you know what I am really fucking disappointed….I expected this shit to be fucking epic…you know like it would blow me away in its fat and disgusting….the dumpiness that fucks with my mind and makes me question humanity….but instead shit just looks like a mom ass in its 30s…which it is.

What a waste of obesity….


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2012

06

Nov

Katy Perry is a National Threat of the Day

It is election day….not that the election matters…sure it gives you believers in your democracy a chance to feel like you matter in a world or country that you don’t matter…I am talking one that is run by corporate interest…that wants you dying of long drawn out terminal disease to support pharma, that wants you eating junk food that supports national brands and the corn industry, one that wants you driving Hummers that support oil and one that either party is just a tool for….meaning your vote doesn’t actually matter….but based on this pic…I’d probably avoid voting for Obama, even though I like the guy and think he’s got a good personality and says the right things…and even though I think he’s more legit than a tax paying billionaire into outsourcing labor…..because Obama is standing next to an actual national threat…and he’s not squashing that shit…because as far as I’m concerned…with all the flaws in the system…the success of Katy Perry is up there as the fucking worst…

That said, Vote for Me….this erection day.

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