2012
02
Nov
I love me some Kate Moss…I don’t know it’s just the fact that she groupies out to heroin addict rockstars who she probably has unprotected sex with because celebrities and models don’t use condoms…especially not when they are being dead beat mothers….that makes me feel her pussy tastes like fucking heaven….or at least like something I want to try….no matter how old and tired she gets.
Posted in:Kate Moss
2012
02
Nov
Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a dorito eating mom….cuz in catalog shoots…of the most boring half naked variety…she looks pretty fucking decent…and I am forced to remain a fan….at least for now…cuz I am staring at her tits….and nothing else about her really matters….except maybe pointing out how obvious it is that she’s hiding her stretch mark, sloppy, fucking mom stomach…you see cuz even Adriana Lima has major insecurities and flaws…and we can all thank child birth for that…cuz children are the root of all evil.
Here are the pics..
Posted in:Adriana Lima
2012
02
Nov
No idea who Valerija Kelava….but her name is pretty American sounding so I am gonna assume she’s from the Midwest, her dad is a car sales man, her mom a house wife…they have a suburban bungalow and she went to public school, where she dated the quarterback….and shopped at WalMart….where she was recruited to show her pussy for fashion….and decided to do it cuz it was better than working the local diner….and because it had nothing to do with trying to get her fucking green card…cuz she’s fucking American born and bred….and who fucking cares about her story…when you can just stare at her pussy.
Posted in:NSFW|Valerija Kelava
2012
02
Nov
Kaley Cuoco- or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds….cuz real babes don’t bother with such easy targets….rocked some hard nipples aiming in a weird direction on TV…and at least a dozen people masturbated to it…cuz that’s what nerds and low grade people who watch this shit do….but hard nipples or not I can’t ignore her weird looking face….cuz she’s not hot….but you probably think she is…loser
Posted in:Kaley Cuoco
2012
02
Nov
I already posted these pics of Miranda Kerr in Esquire…because I am the unofficial most relevant site when it comes to models, celebrities and sluts, on the internet…according to me and my 2 readers, one of which is a virgin in India and the other is some pervert applying lipstick who wants me dead….
But in being the most relevant site for this kind of thing on the internet that no one cares about….I am forced to update you with more Miranda Kerr ass in sheer nighties….
Cuz that shit wasn’t in the first round…but I am pretty glad it happened….and here it is.
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2012
02
Nov
When recruiting my hooker last night, I was wandering the streets as I do, because the best hookers are the ones who don’t have pimps…but more importantly, don’t have internet access….I saw girls still dressed up for Halloween…wondering if it was the tail end, walk of shame, still jacked on Speed affect of the holiday….or if girls just can’t let go of dressing up slutty making it a week long event…I realized it didn’t matter…cuz they were doing it…
So yeah, it’s November 2, yeah fuck Halloween that shit is dead to me, but I’ll still look at pics of girls in Costume….cuz girls in costumes are fun to look at.
Here’s Emma Roberts….showing some cleavage…..and I approve.
Posted in:Emma Roberts
2012
02
Nov
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My wife didn’t catch me fucking the hooker last night….but she did ask me why there was bloody panties in the corner of the bedroom…was tough getting out of that one…I just blamed my need to try to look pretty for her……because my body is a wonderland.
I don’t think she bought it…but the good news is she’s a moron….
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Those Chinese Prisoners Are Dancing to That Gangnam Style and It’s More Hilarious Than Ever – VIDEO
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Bunnie Brooke is Sexy by the Waterfall (SEMI NSFW)
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2012
01
Nov
My fat wife has got her walker out and is heading to her sisters for some bullshit card game….so tonight I will fuck a hooker.
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Charlie Sheen Bought His Favorite Hooker A New Vagina
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The 25 Best Hip-Hop Movie Soundtracks Of All Time
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Inmates do Gangnam Style
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Victoria Beckham Hot in Elle
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Gillian Anderson Busts Out
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Free Cam Shows Are Always a Ray of Sunshine, No? (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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I’ll Kill Anybody That Pays $250 For Rihanna’s Album Myself
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Tasha is Getting Flashy Outdoors (NSFW)
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Agent Provocateur London Lingerie Runway Show. Sexy! (NSFW)
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Weapons is Mass Distraction
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Dog Hates Baths
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Michelle Duggar Almost Looks Bangable With Her New Hair Do. Almost
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Spencer Scott In A Sexy Bikini
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Cameron Diaz Looks Like She Had a Few
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Girls Peeing – A Gallery – VIDEO
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Dog Hops Up Stairs
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Pervy Politician Popped: Anti-Gay GOP Candidate Charged With Choppin’ Down A Child!
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Eve Angel and Monica Sweet (NSFW)
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Día De Los Muertos: The Sexy, Cool, Way To Remember The Dead (NSFW)
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Nicole Trunfio’s Boney Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! OWW!
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Amateur Goes Wild With Her Goodies (NSFW)
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The Rock is an Idiot But He Pretty Much Wins Halloween
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LeAnn Rimes Is Suing More Twitter Users For The Crime Of Disliking Her Cheating Tinkle Feet
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Spencer Scott in a Sexy Bikini
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Harry Potter and Don Draper in a Tub
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Megan Fox Learns the Language of the Dolphins
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
01
Nov
I know she’s 11, but looking at someone flaunting themselves never hurt anyone…it is when you decide to touch…or expose your penis on the bus where you get in trouble…and unfortunately for you perverts…saying that for 1000s of years of humanity…and in some cultures today…the fact that a girl had her period makes her old enough to marry the prince to have his babies….just won’t hold as a solid defense in court…because western society says a bitch…although fertile and ready to make babies…is only ready to make babies with people over 18 when she turns 18….otherwise it is sex offense…..which could be unfair in your pervert eyes….but that I think is a welcomed law…cuz we gotta protect our kids…and more importantly…girls are only fun after they’ve got a little experience in them…
But I can still appreciate a young fit body…who is obviously being told to exploit and expose her young fit body…because why the fuck else would she be posting pics like this of her ass on Twitter….making me think maybe her mom needs to be looked at a little closer…in how she’s raising her kids to be hookers….
You aren’t breaking any laws looking at this….but you may want to send this to Child Protection because I can’t imagine anything good coming out of baiting sexual predators with your teen daughters into watching your stupid show….here are the pics…..you decide.
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2012
01
Nov
I guess UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste is pulling a Kelly Kelly…and figuring out how to leverage being at the top of her fame game into something more substantial than being a ring girl….you know by dabbling in making really humiliating music…to doing model shoots and running a blog…and not a video blog that follows her around in her uninteresting life…that luckily has fake tits she doesn’t mind showing off cuz her other option or career path was to be a stripper….that I don’t mind looking at…cuz any girl used to make the gayest sport of all time semi-straight….who has fake tits and a vision of being the best half naked model she can be….is good enough for me.
Here she is doing Halloween and a Halloween shoot….
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