2012
06
Nov
Christina Aguilera is wearing some tight jeans…showing off her dumpy ass in jeans….and you know what I am really fucking disappointed….I expected this shit to be fucking epic…you know like it would blow me away in its fat and disgusting….the dumpiness that fucks with my mind and makes me question humanity….but instead shit just looks like a mom ass in its 30s…which it is.
What a waste of obesity….
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2012
06
Nov
It is election day….not that the election matters…sure it gives you believers in your democracy a chance to feel like you matter in a world or country that you don’t matter…I am talking one that is run by corporate interest…that wants you dying of long drawn out terminal disease to support pharma, that wants you eating junk food that supports national brands and the corn industry, one that wants you driving Hummers that support oil and one that either party is just a tool for….meaning your vote doesn’t actually matter….but based on this pic…I’d probably avoid voting for Obama, even though I like the guy and think he’s got a good personality and says the right things…and even though I think he’s more legit than a tax paying billionaire into outsourcing labor…..because Obama is standing next to an actual national threat…and he’s not squashing that shit…because as far as I’m concerned…with all the flaws in the system…the success of Katy Perry is up there as the fucking worst…
That said, Vote for Me….this erection day.
Posted in:Katy Perry
2012
06
Nov
Jennifer Lawrence ….young, Oscar Nominated actress turned, smutty blockbuster chasing actress, cuz that’s where the money is especially since she’s got the rest of her life ahead of her to make the “artistic” films that she’ll garner respect from her peers for…even if good acting doesn’t matter in our shitty…flash in the pan…garbage content filled world…and what matters isn’t quality…but marketing budget…and you know what…she’ll be a far more respectable person…with 100,000,000 dollars in her bank rather than a couple bough trophies anyway…cuz everything in life…is bullshit…
Here she is modeling hot for Elle.
Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence
2012
06
Nov
Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…and there are actual models everywhere who are better suited for this shit…and the reality is…she never landed a respectable fucking job…but fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch the smut as quality family time…cuz the TV is our babysitter, our brainwashing evil box, that allows us to focus on other people and their lies…rather than ourselves…
Now she’s a Real Housewife…because that’s just the kind of low level garbage she is…but at least she’s in a bikini…
Posted in:Joanna Krupa
2012
06
Nov
Danielle Sharp and the other Glamour Models who I used to ignore…represent the only thing that is fucking honest in the industry of babes in magazines…they are just tapping into the core of what matters in our society….and more importantly…in humanity…which is the fucking tits…and the willingness to show them off for fame….
They are like strippers…but more respected…with more of an audience…that bring us our basic needs without the bullshit…cuz they don’t think they are anything more than what they are…you know never too good to be softcore…cuz ultimately…it is just tits…but those tits…represent freedom….
Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW
2012
06
Nov
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is being filmed tomorrow….to be broadcast early December as an hour long paid advertisement for the billion dollar brand…to sell product for the Holidays, their biggest time of year….
I find the shit fucking offensive and boring….even though there are half naked girls who are amazing to look at in it…cuz there is something about corporate run garbage….designed to trick the lowest common human who has NBC or ABC or CBS…..by polluting them with content that is just an hour long fucking ad….disguised…..
If I was gonna watch an ad….I’d rather it be one where the models are not millionaire, but tacky stripper bitches begging me to call them at 3 in the fucking morning…you know the ghetto infomercials we all jerked off to in the 90s….the “we can have a really good time, just call me…pick up the phone”….cam girls before cams existed….
Well CANDICE SWANEPOEL is one of the majors for the brand….and she’s posting her stomach to instagram…cuz I guess she likes her fitness…and as it turns out…so do I….this is hot….but then again…I am biased…cuz I can’t stand fat chicks.///
Here she is in video some creep edited….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2012
06
Nov
I have spoke to this model ANAIS POULIOT before….she was rude to me….it was on Facebook and I guess she didn’t see my appeal…
Maybe it was a language barrier…She is French Trash from Montreal…or at least the Montreal area…and so am I….but the difference between her and me…is that’s she’s she’s pretty famous in her modeling career…allowing her to be a cunt to me….and everyone else from her home town…she’s bigger than us….and apparently so is her fucking bush…
I probably shoulda been the one tracking her down amongst the french trash she probably used to hang with when she was up and coming trying to get ahead…by making her give me head…to get me coming…you know modeling for me…on my dick…
But I am bad at planning…so instead…I’m just forced to look at her naked….which is probably far less annoying than having to be in the same room as her.
All this to say…never trust a girl named ANUS.
Posted in:Anais Pouliot|NSFW
2012
06
Nov
I posted some of the pics from this Izabel Goulart shoot the other day…I wasn’t sure what it was for…but I had a feeling it was going to be good and it turns out it is for Elle Brazil….and it turns out that what I saw was just a glimpse into her rocking fucking body…all toned, lean, long and lovely…almost making me wonder why she was fired from Victoria’s Secret, when shit like this is all Victoria’s Secret needs to make me forget they are the most boring company in fashion and lingerie in the game…they just happen to be the evil big beast that we can’t fucking avoid…and the women they recruit…or abduct with promises of fame…who they likely underpay cuz they know so many other girls would DIE to be in their position…just happen to be fucking amazing to fucking look at….especially when being shot by better photogs…for better publications…without the concern of Christian midwesterns showing up at the Ohio office with torches and a lynch mob…cuz Jesus and the Evangelical church they are members of do not promote or accept lingerie models who don’t have their nipples photoshopped out…..
Posted in:Izabel Goulart
2012
06
Nov
I know Sophie Turner’s rocking body is one the industry she has been trying to be a part of doesn’t give a fuck about….
I know that she is forced to take pics of herself…for the internet and her creepy fans…cuz no one gives a fuck about her….at least not the right people her 35 year old ass is probably too old and too replaceable to bother with….
I know she’s a lawyer….with a law degree cuz she didn’t believe in herself as a model and figured it was the smart back-up plan…..
But I think what she needs to do…is focus her energy on that hook, you know the fact she’s a lawyer and looks like a hooker…cuz maybe people will stop complaining about the outrageously hourly rates lawyers are notorious for…and maybe…if all lawyers looked like this, dressed like this, the reputation of the lawyer would be closer to that of a hooker…cuz if they are fucking you up the ass…they might as while have fake tits, ass, hair and tans and be in bikinis about it….since paying for half naked girls never gets complaints…
It’s a new business model…merge one hourly rate profession everyone hates with another one everyone loves…
I am a genius…and so are Sophie Turner’s self shot pics.
Posted in:Sophie Turner
2012
06
Nov
America – Remember to Vote – because your vote will make all the difference in the corporate run America both these people are figureheads for….I don’t trust anyone or anything – but you should probably still vote – even if there is no lesser of two evils…just lies from all sides brought to you by great marketing…
Or you could always ignore the elections and just masturbate to the titty pics I post…
Either way, we’re in it to win it, together….no homo…
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Just a Plain Old, Regular Electricity Fight. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day is Kinda Gross
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Call Me a Kid But I Would LOVE to Rip Around in This Kid’s Upgraded Powerwheel
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Anna Andelise is a Sexy Brunette and I’m Lovin It (SEMI NSFW)
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Amber is Most Definitely a Great Morning Distraction (SEMI NSFW)
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Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)
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They Are Basically Filming a Seniors Version of The Hangover But The Starring Cast Makes Me Think It May Be Awesome
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The 10 Most Uncanny Physical Resemblances In Movies
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Free Cam Shows Because It Will Be More Fun Than Watching the Election (NSFW)
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MILF and a Dildo Anyone? (NSFW)
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Hilarious “Mom Spanked The Gay Out of Me” Video Now With Music
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Kate Upton’s Vogue Italia Spread
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Now THIS is One Dirty Bird – VIDEO
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Sexy Games For You to Have Your Way With (NSFW)
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