2012
07
Nov
Mona Johannesson and I have history…we used to fuck around with each other…or at least me with her IN 2010 …sure I only fucked with her in the form of one post….where I celebrated her perky tits…she wasn’t scared to show off….which are shockingly small considering she is Swedish….when Swedes are supposed to have bigger tits on average than any other culture…at least according to my titty average size research I have devoted my life to…before realizing the reason average tit size has gone up across the board is not the hormones in dairy but cuz girls be getting obese….not that this model has to worry about that…cuz she’s lookin’ tight bodied and lovely in this unknown shoot…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s all that matters…
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2012
07
Nov
Abigail Clancy is a footballers wife and footballers sister…who played the game right… I have posted on before cuz that’s just the kind of disrespectful person I am…you know someone who likes to celebrate a woman’s hot body and her half nakedness as much as she does…you know…get naked…get in magazines…get on Top Model…land a pro athlete…get SI….get….pregnant for a good retirement plan….and who now is posing in lingerie for old times looking hot as fuck….
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2012
07
Nov
I don’t know what this movie is…but I figure Elizabeth Banks moving you is a pretty good way to start your day…you know based on what Obama is probably feeling…not that it wasn’t decided that he was going to win in an office with Romney by the powers that actually run the country…the same people who trick you into thinking your vote matters…you know to keep you drinking their koolaid, buying their gas, eating their fast food, digesting their propaganda…cuz if you let people think they have power and that they live in a democrazy….they won’t uprise and unite and overthrow the government….
So here’s some Elizabeth Banks Ass to start the day….
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2012
07
Nov
Everyone was so caught up in the election…even Canadians…that it made for a good time to reflect on the world we live in…in any public place that didn’t have a TV.
It was obvious to me that Obama was going to win….not that the winner really matters…but because people, even when emotionally attached to a party or views, just can’t handle being led by someone with no soul.
I watched Fox News for the first time…and it was hilarious…I mean I am sure CNN was too…all sensationalized, tabloid, garbage that is easy to digest for retards….
It is like America said “How can our news programming compete with sitcoms, reality TV and the Internet”…and they shat out those news networks.
The worst…
Good thing we are all fucking doomed regardless of who was elected…cuz I think Humanity has lived long enough…
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Priscilla Has Got It Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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So January Jones Will Probably Be The New Princess Leia. Goddammit…
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Heidi Klum is Spilling the Beans On Bangin Her Bodyguard
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Mishead Lyrics – A History – VIDEO
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2012
06
Nov
All the States are talking about is Erection Day – Rock the Vote – like it even matters….
The only thing I ever vote for is Anal on the first date….this date is a democracy and as an equal voting member of this union…50 percent of us want anal on the first date…
I don’t know what I am talking about – I just know you should vote for me in all that you do…
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But I am gonna be watching the election too…
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Compilation of Fast Workers
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Hef’s Girlfriends
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The 25 Best People to Follow on Twitter for Election Night
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Petra Nemcova’s Busty Return… Finally!
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Laura Lee is Sexy in a Bikini
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It Aint Easy Being a Reporter
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Cher and KathY Griffin Should Be Shot
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Anna Andelise Amateur for Playboy….
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Beyonce is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Kristen Stewart Was on Jay Leno and Was Looking Alright
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Kim Kardashian Miami Bikini Body
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Olivia Wilder and Embry Get It On (NSFW)
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2012
06
Nov
Wow…..this doesn’t seem wrong at all…I mean all Southern gas stations should have black mannequins representing the president hanging from a noose….it just makes fucking sense right….you know with all that slavery shit they once fought for….
It is nice to know that we don’t live in a racist America….not that I live in America…but you get what I am saying…and if you don’t…that this KKK shit is fucking crazy…
You see I make fun of every race, color, gender, sexual orientation, political position….I get called racist all the time but I actually love everyone…and firmly believe we are all idiots….and all God’s children…
So this kinda hate….especially when fed to ignorant retards…is just not good for much….it isn’t even funny…if anything it is almost fucking scary….
Happy Erection Day….Vote for me.
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Posted in:Obama
2012
06
Nov
Kim Kardashian is so gross…seriously disgusting….seeing her in a bikini reminds me of all that is wrong with her….she’s built like tank…a sloppy fleshy tank…and there’s a reason only black guys like her….cuz black guys love all girls…and they are less about a bitch being skinny….which I guess works for her…since fucking one on camera made her into a 100 million dollar empire….
She is all that is wrong in America….
But here she is in some recent or apparently recent bikini pics in Miami….looking like fucking shit…which is appropriate since she is shit.
Seriously….The fucking worst….
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2012
06
Nov
Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…and I mean that in the most polite way…because my friend seems to think calling a girl who gets paid for sex a hooker is the rudest possible thing you can call her…when I just think it is classic….before words like escort came into the scene to fancy up a low level career move…..
This gold digging opportunist did Playboy in the 90s, then landed the job as mistress to a Greek shipping billionaire who finances her life…and her upgraded tits…and all she has to do is not age, stay fit, and walk around half naked living the life of luxury.
This is a half naked pic she posted to twitter that doesn’t matter – cuz she doesn’t matter – but that I will still look at cuz she’s half naked…I am easy like that…as you may or may not already know…
Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt
2012
06
Nov
This is pretty hilarious….you know since cops are evil for the most part and totally above the law…and pretty much do whatever they want…as they are a brotherhood who bail each other out when they do fuck up…like when cops drink and drive…or talk on their cellphones…or pretty much do anything illegal for normal people…that’s what makes this video great.
Posted in:Videos
2012
06
Nov
I am offended. I post endless garbage from the devils at Victoria’s Secret…constantly giving them free press even though I think they fucking suck….and then I find out that they have a 4 pm show for celebs and an 8 pm show for media and bloggers….and I wasn’t invited to the shit…
Sure, I don’t fucking matter, and realize I am irrelevant, but I still would like insignificance to come with invites to live informercial tapings…
You see, ever since I saw Ron Popeil and his Spray on Hair audience members act surprised and impressed…I’ve wanted to live it….it’s some bucket list shit that might as well get sorted out when watching half naked models…instead of food processors….
Either way, here is Miranda Kerr, their starlet, with some behind the scenes pics…cuz this is as close as I’ll be getting to the bullshit…..
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