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2012

07

Nov

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

All these pics are the fucking same….so whether I have posted them before or not is almost irrelevant…because I can tell you with certainty that I have…sure the may or may not have featured Candice Swanepoel…but the dozens of other models they have recruited over the last 10 years…but I am sure they were essentially the fucking same…because I guess you run out of ideas for a catalog shot for a panty line…

It is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show today….it is an informercial…that will be as dull as all the times before it….but that people will talk about..cuz corporations buying an hour Time slot to showcase babes in underwear is a big fucking deal in America….

First show is at 4 pm….maybe some pics will be leaked…but in the meantime…here are the dull photoshopped bullshit you’ve seen so many times before.

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2012

07

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Showing Off New Tattoo of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo and she’s showing it off for the internet because that’s what people do when they get new tattoos…at least all the people I see with half sleeves who now all of a sudden rock tank tops that they never rocked before…or all the people with calf tattoos who still wear shots in winter…just so people see their 300 dollar investment….not that Scarlett Johansson’s new tattoo cost 300 dollars…shit looks like she got it done at a flea market…you know with an AIDS ridden tattoo gun…all filled with Hep like it was Pam Anderson cuz the don’t have running water at the flea market to clean the shit…I mean this is so bad…it looks like she got it in prison with pen ink and a vote for Obama pin….but as someone who loves the cowboy movement…especially that of the 60s…I guess it’s kinda cute…and I mean any excuse for any girl to pull her shirt up…is a good one…even if it is visually not all that awesome.

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2012

07

Nov

Laetitia Casta for H&M Lingerie of the Day

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Do you remember Laetitia Casta ? I do.

She was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..meaning me and her go way back…and her classic titty pics have made me cum at least once….but as most girls who have made me cum…I forget she actually existed…you know cuz we went our separate ways…and she didn’t put much effort into doing more substantial projects with her tits….until today…because today…we have learned…that she is the new tits for H&M….and she’s looking good doing it.

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2012

07

Nov

Brittney Palmer in Some FHM Outtakes of the Day

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Brittney Palmer is the tits to make the UFC less gay…she’s the new Arianny Celeste now that Arianny Celeste has got cocky with her celebrity and ventured into other jobs…..like horrible music…and documenting her life in video….it’s one of those take the stripper out of the stripclub and give her some level of popularity and her stripper instinct start capitalizing….instead of just focusing on what is important and that is sticking to the hand that feeds you…but who cares about her…when this much hotter, tighter, Brittney Palmer pops up….as her fake titties pop out…cuz this shoot for FHM is fuckin’ rockin’….and shit almost makes me want to watch two dudes grind out all over each other for an hour to see her carry a round card into the ring….she’s that good.

Proof the UFC is so fucking gay….

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2012

07

Nov

Kelly Brook Workout Pic of the Day

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Kelly Brook probably works out 10 hours a day…because I’ve seen her in various poses over the years…and maintaining a body people want to fuck…while rocking such huge fucking tits…is probably a challenge…as hormonally all her ass wants to do is sag, droop, expand and inflate like some kind of lazy and disgusting science experiment…but bitch just can’t let that happen…cuz her body, despite pushing 40, is all she’s got to make her money and this is the last fucking stretch…she’s gotta make it fucking count…or some shit…..I guess that’s why she’s posting her workout pics to instagram…just to let us know she hasn’t given up yet…kinda like when she got that abortion last year….still got some spunk left in her…literally.

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2012

07

Nov

Miley Cyrus is a Babe of the Day

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People call me a dirty pervert cuz Miley Cyrus gives me boners…cuz I think she’s the hottest thing around right about now….even if she’s semi-retired, talentless and possibly annoying…

Well…here’s the fucking proof….that I didn’t really need….stating that she’s perfectly 18 and older…making any fantasies…even those that are criminal….all dressed as a school girl…with a Hannah Montana lunch box….perfectly legal….

She rocked the vote so good…and I wish I Was there to masturbate all over it.

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2012

07

Nov

Rihanna’s Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

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I posted one of these pics of weed-head Rihanna already…but in keeping true to that all these fucking posts…regardless of who is in them…are all the fucking same…bikini, photoshoot, nipple, upskirt…I figure let’s keep it up…because I have nothing better to do…but discuss how she’s done pretty good for herself…from poor garbage truck driver’s daughter on a small Caribbean island…to superstar sensation with limited talent….which makes absolutely no fucking sense…and there must be more to the story….you know why her? Why did this work? What the fuck happened? She’s not all that good at singing…I don’t fucking get it…I know she didn’t grind out or knock on doors for this….I need to know the missing link….but instead of further investigation…I’ll just stare at her body being slutty in a bikini…cuz it’s more interesting than figuring out how someone who isn’t even a youtube sensation like Beiber was…got to this…but I’ll tell you something…I know some underbelly shit went down…

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2012

07

Nov

Kate Upton’s Vogue Italia Fat Chick Video of the Day

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In amazing feats….Kate Upton has gone from busty Glamour model…all big titty and in sleazy men’s magazines….to high fashion….despite being plus sized….because I guess the Fashion industry doesn’t care if a bitch is fat…they just care if she sells magazines to anyone..even men for masturbation purposes…cuz fashion is just one small step away from being pornographic….and Kate Upton….would have been more fun if she was one step closer to being pornographic… before she turns irrelevant and people get bored of her…leading to her emotionally eating and drug using….cuz you know this will eventually come crashing fucking down…and until it does….I’ll just stare at her tits.

Pretty sure I’ve already posted these…but you can never really be so sure…

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2012

07

Nov

Ashley Smith Topless Shoot of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a hot fucking model with big old titties that she always shows off…and that I like to look at…but not necessarily cuz I like busty models willing to show off her tits…even though I really like busty models willing to show off their tits…but because I like girls with fucked up teeth…and this girl has a gap for fucking days….a gap that is erotic to me for some fucking reason…and maybe it is cuz it is symbolic of the gap between her legs…or maybe cuz a bitch with fucked up teeth…

I’ve POSTED ON HER BEFORE CUZ I POST ON EVERYONE I AM JUST THAT GOOD AT BLOGGING

Here she is in this unknown shoot….

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2012

07

Nov

Mona Johannesson in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Mona Johannesson and I have history…we used to fuck around with each other…or at least me with her IN 2010 …sure I only fucked with her in the form of one post….where I celebrated her perky tits…she wasn’t scared to show off….which are shockingly small considering she is Swedish….when Swedes are supposed to have bigger tits on average than any other culture…at least according to my titty average size research I have devoted my life to…before realizing the reason average tit size has gone up across the board is not the hormones in dairy but cuz girls be getting obese….not that this model has to worry about that…cuz she’s lookin’ tight bodied and lovely in this unknown shoot…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s all that matters…

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