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2012

08

Nov

Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show of the Day

The fact that I wasn’t invited to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…after all the good I do for the brand and more importantly the girls in it…from following their every fucking move like some kind of creepy pervert who cares way too much about them….was a bit of a slap in the face…reminding me that blogging…at least this kind of blogging…even if I am 10 years deep into it…is some amateur hour shit…

I gotta go mainstream….

Here are some pics of the infomercial I missed the taping off…which is probably a good thing…cuz no one wants a chronic masturbating homeless looking guy front row of any of their events….so I’ll just stick to the spray on hair and food dehydrator infomercials…I have yet to jerk off to…cuz I never got that desperate.

Featuring the same half naked cast of characters…Ambrosio, Swanepoel, Lima, Kroes, Rihanna, Kerr, Heatherton, etc…..

Here is NY Daily News Backstage…..talking to some of the models…..because they are a real media outlet and I am not….

Here is CBS talking to the girls backstage cuz they are a real media outlet….and I am not…


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2012

08

Nov

Ke$ha’s Orgy Music Video of the Day

Katy Perry’s best friend…or as I like to call it…her jealous leech of a friend who she used to be all fucking gutter and lame at hipster parties before Katy Perry tits lured a relatively famous black recording artist who introduced her to all his friends….leading to her career…and by default her BFF Ke$ha’s career….cuz that’s just what horrible humans do for each other…they pollute the world with garbage….is sexing it up in her new video….wearing lingerie and trying to be erotic…doing anything she can for hits…views and to beat Katy Perry at her own game….which I doubt she will do..

Luckily post production….erased WHAT SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HALF NAKED

Posted in:Ke$ha

2012

08

Nov

Dioni Tabbers Hot Nipples for HERO UK 2013 of the Day

DIONI TABBBERS is some low level, insignificant, yet packaged as up-and-coming- cuz that is code word for “Maybe she’s make it” and as far as I am concerned she sure as hell should make it…cuz she gets naked for it….and that’s pretty much the right kind of eagerness…even if her other job option was working in some redlight district brothel in her home country, the Netherlands…..cuz fashion porn isn’t porn at all…it’s fashion people…

This is a shoot for Hero UK….some magazine…that I love…but maybe cuz the late 70s early 80s erotica…reminds me of my molested as a child childhood…Good times.

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers

2012

08

Nov

Rihanna and Kate Moss Together in V Magazine of the Day


Here are two of my favorite girls I have never met, never will meet and don’t actually care about, in pictures for a fashion magazine…together and erotic enough for at least one person to masturbate to…but that’s not the point of these pictures…this is supposed to be some high concept editorial to sell luxury clothing…don’t you know anything…

The photographer is Mario Testino…..the pictures…semi erotic…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Rihanna

2012

08

Nov

Camille Rowe Hot Photoshoot By Pam Hanson of the Day

Camille Rowe …is a lovely nude fashion model…who is probably only really lovely because she is willing to get nude for fashion model shoots…I guess since shit is better than working a real job…and if you’re gonna do it…you might as well go all the way with it…cuz there’s nothing worse than a model…who gets paid to look good…who has a no nudity clause in her fucking contract…like she was Megan Fox…cuz nudity….as far as I am concerned is the test of how much you want success…

Camille Rowe wins.

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2012

08

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I spent the better part of my night convincing a busty young girl to let me watch her fuck some random dude….and I got 90 percent of the way there before realizing that the fun was convincing these people to fuck while I watched and that watching them fuck would probably just get weird…uncomfortable….and probably scented in a far less romantic way than these LED scented candles….

This is what happens when Victoria’s Secret doesn’t invite me to their fashion show…


A LOL Cat Video Starts Things Off – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Shelby Nicole is Super Sexy But Don’t Take My Word For It (SEMI NSFW)
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Amateur Wrestling FAIL Isn’t Quite as Pathetic as Professional Wrestling But It’s Close – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Bunny Brooke (SEMI NSFW)
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Whatever Taylor Momsen is Trying to Sell is Irrelevant
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Women’s Top Five Sexual Fantasies Revealed
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Free Cam Shows, Because The Week Isn’t Over Yet (NSFW)
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This Broas is Self Fisting, Uh Ohhhh (NSFW)
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9-Year-Old Girl Dominates Tackle Football League
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Nikki Sims Has a Great Rack, Trust Me
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NYC is Dark and It’s Fucking Scary – VIDEO
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These Sexy Games Aren’t For Kids, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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2012

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I miss the minute by minute presidential election updates on my facebook…having a live feed from CNN from hundreds of people who are not my real friends that I have never met…was like being in a big internet living room….and now I am so alone…and it is amazing..

Here are some links…


Guess Who’s Mom Wants Her Very Own Reality Show?
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Getting Plastered On The Job: Diane Sawyer Is Just Like Us! – VIDEO
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Denise Milani Bikini Photoshoots
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Cybergirl Sophia is a Babe
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Jennifer Lawrence in Some Magazine
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Some Miami BikinI Contest
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Manliest Fight Ever? You Be the Judge! – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Hippies of All Time
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Is A Busty Drunken Mess
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Leonardo DiCaprio Dumped Erin Heatherton Because He Was Bored and/or the Contract he Signed with VS was up
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Mindy Robinson is Just Lovely (SEMI NSFW)
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Christie Shake is One Sexy Blonde (SEMI NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sophia Beretta (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Camilla Belle
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This Cute Amateur Makes a Masterbation Video and We Get to Watch It (NSFW)
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Sexy Games That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sarah Silverman Leaves Conan O’Brien Mortified – VIDEO
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Latasha Marzolla in an Orange Corset (SITE NSFW)
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Bra-less Kim Kardashian Bends Over (SITE NSFW)
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Georgia Salpa’s Upskirt Reveals her Panties
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Beyonce Helps Obama Win the Election (So Thinks Beyonce)
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Some Kristen Stewart, Just Because
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And Following Kristen Stewart We Have Some Ashley Greene
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Celebrities Who Have Aged the Worst – A Gallery
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Jayde is Sexy in Thigh High Socks (NSFW)
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Lion Scares Little Girls
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The Real Life James Bond
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Olivia Munn Does Lap Dances On TV – Cuz She’s Useless
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How To Unblock a Toilet…Really?
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What Can I Say, Mommy Has a Great Ass (NSFW)
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Halloween Hula Hoop Hottie – VIDEO
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Denise Milani Bikini Photoshoot – VIDEO
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This Bitch Is 18 And Pretty Fucking Used Up
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Whose Idea Was It to Put Pam Anderson in a Tight Wetsuit?
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Slutt Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Well It’s Official: Porn Stars in California Now Have to Wear Condoms
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Genetically Engineered Pussy
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Miranda Key and Kitty Get It On (NSFW)
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Top 5: Rampage Of The Bizarre Sex Toys!(NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr & Doutzen Kroes Were Busy With VS Fashion Show Rehearsals
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Katie Goes Nude, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Demi Lovato is Looking Rough
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Topless Lady Gaga. Genius
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Prosecutors Who Want Lindsay Lohan To Do ‘Significant Jail Time’ Must Be New At This
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Sarah Silverman Fucks Conan
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Obama’s Can’t Touch This
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Democrats Do It With the Lights On
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Kitten Enjoys Pooping….Really?
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Lucy Pinder Eats a Popsicle
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This Christie Chick for Playboy is Worth Fucking
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Leonardo Dicaprio’s House is Insane
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Cute Brunette Gets Fucked
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Bathtub Creampie
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Party Sluts
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

07

Nov

Bar Refaeli in December’s GQ of the Day

What better way to celebrate the first Victoria’s Secret fashion show….the one the celebs went to for the first taping….while waiting for the second show…for the bloggers I wasn’t invited to…despite being a fucking blog that has been in the game since 2003…before 90 percent of all fucking blogs….than to look at pics of an ex Victoria’s Secret model…who walked away from these bastards….for whatever reason….that I assume comes down to money…because that’s always what breaks up relationships and not cuz both parties are jewish….but cuz that’s what life is based on in this evil society….

Point being, she doesn’t need Victoria’s Secret…they don’t need their tits…and I don’t need any of this bullshit…but I post it anyway….

Here she is for GQ making moves.

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2012

07

Nov

Lady Gaga’s Strategic Toplessness of the Day

The highlight of my relationship with Lady Gaga happened a minute or two before she became famous…when I grabbed her ass an event…and she was pantsless in fishnets….because it wasn’t as bad as you’d think…if anything she was round, fit and at least not Katy Perry….

But even with not minding that romantic encounter….I still don’t understand why guys I know think she’s hot…cuz she’s definitely not…and the only thing redeeming about her…is that in her quest to pretend to be an artist….and compared to Katy Perry…she is one….she’s shown her nipple a lot…but not today….today she’s tanning topless…hiding behind coconuts…strategic…if her goal is to not have tan lines or more importantly…people jerking off to her tits…cuz personally….I like my toplessness with nipples.


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2012

07

Nov

Miranda Kerr is Getting Ready Backstage of the Day

OH MY GOD….CAN YOU BELIEVE IT….THERE IS A FASHION SHOW TODAY THAT WILL BE TELEVISED AT THE END OF THE MONTH….AND MIRANDA KERR IS IN IT….SHE IS ONE OF THEIR KEY MODELS….AND SHE TWEETED A PIC OF HER GETTING READY…..OH MY GOD….I AM FREAKING OUT….

No seriously…who gives a fuck…I am actually mad that I am promoting these sweatshop made panties and their marketing bullshit for free…I should invoice them when I am done staring at her breasts peaking out of her robe…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr