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2012

19

Oct

Joanna Krupa See Through Shirt of the Day

Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker and who probably leaked the story herself…in efforts to get people talking about her…and based on her shirt, I think seeking attention is kinda her thing..and really I am not complaining because the world needs bitches with implants who turned their backs on stripping as respect for her parents who escaped communist Poland to give her the good life….but who essentially because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, because before these slut in a see thru shirt pics, that was the single most important thing she ever did….you’re supposed to be a star to be on the shit, not use it to try to be a star…..

WHo cares, nipples….

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2012

19

Oct

Zuzana Gregorova Titties for French Revue de Modes of the Day

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Zuzana Gregorova is a Slovak model, born in 1989 who enjoys Speaking French and Dancing and posing for high fashion in fetish latex gear…all hard faced and focused…the way you want your dominatrix to be before she fists you ass….and most importantly showing her hot tits in the process….

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2012

19

Oct

Sophie Turner Ass for Twitter of the Day

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Sophie Turner is the most ridiculous kind of lawyer who behaves in the most ridiculous and unprofessional way…..and it is all because she didn’t want to be a lawyer….even though she was a lawyer…she instead decided to be a low grade model….doing all she could to get noticed…and it worked a little….it just took a decade before she realized that law was a better option….so she went back to school but is still doing this shit….for attention for the dozen fans she collected over the years….because despite being a lawyer, law represents her failures….

The real issue in all this is why I know this much about her….when I should just be staring at her ass for twitter….

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2012

19

Oct

Candice Swanepoel on Set for Juicy Couture of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is venturing out from Victoria’s Secret, you know making big moves….cuz she’s a huge name, has a perfect body, and because all these companies are the fucking same bullshit, with the same shoots and probably even the same ownership….and she’s mastered the catalog campaigns…..

I like her, I get hate mail about her, people don’t seem down with white Africans making more money than they do, I guess they are still stuck in the slave era I guess, when I just wish I was stuck ball deep inside her…

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Here she is the other day in a black dress….

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2012

19

Oct

Dakota Fanning in her Bra and Panties of the Day

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This is some Hollywood Smut that is actually being disguised as indy international smut from the UK…starring older and wiser than her years and uglier and more awkward than her cuteness you’d assume was going to end up hot back when she was 10…..and she’s doin’ it in her underwear….because it is one of those tear jerker, 17 year old is dying, and goes wild pre death making everyone happy she did it but sad they killed her off cuz they don’t get the simple tools of drama….

The trailer dropped in August, but is doing the rounds now, and I never turn my back on a good old fashion child star in panties…

Here’s the Trailer….

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2012

19

Oct

Kristen Stewart White Shorts Wedgie Spy Pics of the Day

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I want to make it clear that I do not like Kristen Stewart or the Twilight marketing teams strategy to cause bullshit conflict and resolution in “real life” in efforts to remind people they still exist and a new movie is about to drop….August she cheats, October they reconcile, November we release movie….bullshit…

I also don’t find her hot, which makes all things Kristen Stewart worse….but I do like voyeurism and being a peeping Tom…and the key to Peeping is you take whatever you get…or whatever is half naked across the street while you’re masturbating…..

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2012

19

Oct

Georgia Salpa Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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I still don’t know who Georgia Salpa is, where she came from, why people care about her, how she established her fan base, but I am going to assume it has something to do with how she’s dressed in these pics…all half naked and whorish….which is a good thing for those of us who like half naked and whorish women….which is pretty much all of us…which is a good thing for Georgia Salpa cuz it’s all she has going for her….but luckily..that’s enough…cuz I’ll tel you her clown face isn’t doing much for her…luckily it’s all about the body.

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2012

19

Oct

Michaela Kocianova Models Lingerie of the Day

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I’ve decided the more unknown the girl…the more fun it is to look at her….maybe because I have no pent up rage regarding all she’s done horrible in her public life…you know like a pure, untouched, easy to appreciate, unbroken girl…who despite probably being really broken and really damaged…that ugly is blinded by my ignorance and all I see is fucking gold…gold in all its half naked square lookin ass glory…

Here’s the video…

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2012

19

Oct

Marloes Horst Nipple for Oyster Fall 2012 of the Day

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Marloes Horst is a babe…and along with having an awesome fucking face that she has leveraged into a money making scheme I only approve of because she also uses her titties and isn’t all prude about the shit…making her one of the hottest models around who will work for Victoria’s Secret and who will marry a billionaire…cuz that is just what these girls do…it’s the good life that ugly girls just can’t be a part of…making it an exclusive world I’d like to be jerking off in the corner of…seriously…

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2012

19

Oct

Nina Agdal Rocking Some Leonisa Bras of the Day

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Nina Agdal is an SI Model who gave us a real scare last week when SHE WAS TAKEN OUT OF HER HALF NAKED MODELING ELEMENT ….forcing us to stare at her and wonder if she had DOWNS…not there is anything wrong with DOWNS it is just not common in modeling…that’s all…based on these bra promo pics…she’s recovered rather nicely….

I am into this….

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