I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

18

Oct

Vanessa and Stella Hudgens Posing in Matching Outfits of the Day

Sisters dressed the same like they were 5 may be appealing to some of you…but reminds me of little kids playing in the park at a birthday party….meaning it isn’t sexy…unless you factor in that they aren’t little kids…at least one of them isn’t a little kid…and the one who isn’t a little kid is trying to train and whore out the one who is a little kid….so that the one who isn’t a little kid is not the disgrace of the family for leaking nude pics to advance her career….but the one who is a little kid is for whatever whore moves she pulls to stand out from her family’s expectations…and the whole thing is confusing….unless you understand the dynamic of older whore sisters training younger sisters to be bigger whores than they are…you know cuz they paved the way for them….cuz I am pretty sure that’s what is going on here and the parents don’t care….cuz they are getting paid…..

If this post made no sense…I just want you to know it makes perfect sense to me.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Vanessa Hudgens

2012

18

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Sleepy Fake Tits for Twitter of the Day


Hayden Panettiere’s implants are really in fashion this season, they are all the rage, and remind the world of shitty tit women that 5,000 dollars can save them the awkwardness of undressing, because perfect, round, almost natural looking tits can balance out their otherwise broad shoulders and back…into making their midget size and shape…a little more lady like…

I used to hate implants and still hate stupid huge implants but I fucking love saving shitty tits from a destiny of shitty tits….and I appreciate Hayden Panettiere exhausting herself promoting this movement and documenting it on twitter.

She’s a hero….and I am not just saying that cuz her only acting job was on a show called heroes…I am saying it cuz her tits are telling me to….it is a super power.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus is Pantsless of the Day


Miley Cyrus is still kinda exciting…in what is probably the least exciting possible way…you know she puts up pics of her pantsless…rockin’ her lesbian haircut with her friend who looks 11…pulling some hipter teen girl in her vintage clothes just wasting time…when really she should be pantsless in bootleg porn videos after burning through all her child star money like a real child star….but I take what I can get.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

18

Oct

Alison Brie For Nylon of the Day

ALISON BRIE is on a show called Community that I have never watched…and she has also BEEN IN LINGERIE FOR GQ …..and HALF NAKED FOR COMPLEX ….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie…especially after looking at them being shown off in NYlon….I just wish things didn’t work for her and her birthday party clown gig turned to bachelor party entertainment…you know since she’s built for it…but sometimes things work out for people and they can figure out the legal way to prostitute themselves….godo job Alison Schermerhorn….

Posted in:Alison Brie

2012

18

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Sticking Tongue Out of the Day

Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….this times he’s hiding behind pixelation…thanks to Instagram filters that make event he most rank girl look like she’s cast in the pages of an erotic magazine from the 70s….and really I prefer seeing less of her tongue and more of her hard work out body…because lets face it…even pixelation can’t save this face but as the girls around her get older and fatter…her body will carry her…and you know what…I am okay with that cuz hot bodies with hag faces are more fun to fuck than hot faces on haggard bodies….so keep up the good work…now put that tongue where it matters….on my asshole…you tease.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

18

Oct

Brie Larson Big Cleavage of the Day


Brie Larson is a child star….who has been trying to regain her child star fame….by pulling stunts like being in her underwear on the internet…..and now showing up to the low level events she is invited to or manages to get herself invited to…since no one knows who she is….wearing her tits…something I have no problem noticing…because even the biggest star is equally irrelevant in my life as this Brie Larson non-star…..I feel like I have a thing for cheese today.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Brie Larson

2012

18

Oct

Arianny Celeste’s Awesome Music Video of the Day

The most unfortunate thing about these Vegas hookers that end up getting famous becasue the UFC has become famous and not because they are part of it…but because the world is filled with HOMOS who like watching Man on Man action….and need a pussy in the mix to make the boners less gay…..

Is that they get EGOS…and with egos come humiliating, horrible club anthems and music videos…cuz they think they have the talent to do it…totally delusional….you know strike while the iron is hot…and put no real strategy into your brand whatsoever….let clowns produce the worst, least thought out, horrible production quality video ever…..not to mention she looks like shit…sounds like shit…and makes me want to let her know via twitter…but she just ignores me…cuz she thinks she’s a fucking hero instead of working with me…she’s working with these clowns who are ruining her moment….trying to make money off her…like the whore that she is…

Seriously…this is painful…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2012

18

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I am sick….and I can only blame one thing for it….questionable women…and their vaginas that I put in my mouth…

We’re living in a dirty world…and I’m just doing my part…

Here are some morning links for you to click.


This Ten Year Old Girl is Ripping It on the Drums – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Have Some Fun at These Haunted Hotels – Here’s a Complete Guide (SITE NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Claire Sinclair is One Hot Piece (SEMI NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I’m no Redneck But This Tractor Tug of War is Impressive
FOLLOW THIS LINK

WTF Photo of the Day
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Holly Madison Pregant Yoga Isn’t As Disgusting as It Sounds
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The 50 Scariest Monsters in Movie History
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows, Because If Your Week Has Been Anything Like Mine Has You Deserve Them (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Amateur Shows Off Her Tan Lined Titties (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Alexis Wright Collected Welfare While Hiding 6 Figures in Sex Cash
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Melania is Definitely Easy on the Eyes
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Moptorcycle Chain Reaction is Pretty Fucking Terrifying – VIDEO
FOLLOW THIS LINK

These Sexy Games Got the Right Stuff, Trust Me (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The number one way to ruin a date with a girl you meet on the internet…is by showing up with your wife…I mean that…or with your rape face on…all intense gaze, boner in hand…ready to creep….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Hottest Singer Ever
GO

Heather Clen Made a Sex Tape With Other Celebrities. Oh Boy….
GO

Jennifer Aniston Fake Crying is Amazing
GO

Taylor Momsen On Set
GO

Quitting Like a Boss
GO

Everyone Is Breaking Up With Lance Armstrong’s Doping Ass
GO

Ghostbusters/Gangnam Style Mash Up. Wait, What?
GO

10 Sexy R&B Singers That Should Make a Comeback
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio Loves Her Daisy Dukes
GO

Kamila May Just Be the Woman of My Dreams (SEMI NSFW)
GO

The 20 hottest Photos of Samantha Bailey
GO

And Here’s Die Antwoord’s Latest Musical Acid Tab – VIDEO
GO

She Definitely Shouldn’t Be Doing This in Her Parents Bedroom
GO

Elle Fanning and Some Other Twats at an Event…
GO

I’d Fuck Kate Gosselin
GO

A Lot of Bitches at a Bullshit Event
GO

Who Won the Debate?
GO

Puppy Has a Nightmare
GO

Sexy Games With a Grown Up Twist (NSFW)
GO

Busty Romi Flashing in Public (NSFW)
GO

I Don’t Know Who Clémence Poésy is But Here She is Naked (NSFW)
GO

Put That ASS on the GLASS (NSFW)
GO

THROWBACK: Here’s Henry Thomas’Audition for ET – VIDEO
GO

Jennifer Lopez Slips a Nip on Stage (NSFW)
GO

There’s Gonna be a Need for Speed Movie and Guess Who is Starring in It?
GO

Let’s All Ogle, Olga In A Tiny Fuckable Bikini
GO

She’s A Hot 80 Year Old Cock Sucker…
GO

Just Show Me Your Fucking Pussy Already…
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio Flaunts Cleavage in Victoria’s Secret $2.5 Million Fantasy Bra (PHOTO)
GO

I Could Stare at Salma Hayek’s Cleavage All Day
GO

Kunt Gosselin Will Do Anything to Keeo Her Name in the Papers
GO

Olga Kurylenko Went to the Beach and Looked Good Doing So
GO

Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
GO

Puppies Playing….
GO

Japanese Gameshow Crazy
GO

All These Boobs Have a Day Out at the Beach
GO

You Can’t Be Serious: O.J. Simpson Tries To Sell The Knife That He ALLEGEDLY Killed Nicole With For $5 Million
GO

Hunter and Mandy Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
GO

Lizzie Jagger Strips Down and Rides a Tuna! (NSFW)
GO

Pippa Middleton Just Walking Around, Doing What she Does Best, Which is Nothing
GO

Are These tits Natural? You Be the Judge!! (NSFW)
GO

A Whole Lot of Cable Nudity
GO

Michelle Rodriguez is Dressed Like a Lady
GO

Bikini Booty Workout Video
GO

Tractor Tug of War
GO

Rat Vs Cats
GO

Miranda Lambert is Good Housekeeping Centerfold..
GO

Carrie Underwood’s Cleavage is Weird But It’s Cleavage All the Same
GO

Lourdes Lujan is a Latin Beauty (NSFW)
GO

Laura Christie is Maple Sweet (SEMI NSFW)
GO

Free Cam Shows Bring Us All a Ton of Glory (NSFW)
GO

Boxer Vs Dalek
GO

The Last Stand at Comicon….
GO

Google’s Data Center is Cool – For You Fucking Nerds….
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Swinger Cinema!
GO

Today’s Random Porn Clips
GO

My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
GO

Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
GO

Sex Toy of the Day
GO

================

Visit our stepFORUM for some Good Times…

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Follow Me On INSTAGRAM MY USERNAME IS @DRUNKENSTEPFATHERDOTCOM

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Oct

Megan Fox Had a Baby of the Day

MEGAN FOX had her baby with David from 90210…..

I forgot that Megan Fox was pregnant….mainly because I forgot about Megan Fox….she doesn’t matter….she barely exists….she was overhyped for a minute…and thanks to an overbearing jealous boyfriend who convinced her he was the only man who would ever love her….and her weak groupie ways….coupled with her bad attitude….and non nude acting roles…even though all we ever wanted from her plastic surgery produced face is fucking nudity….

Her baby – Noah Shannon Green – spawn of David from 90210 who I like to think ruined everything there is about Megan Fox….was born September 27 and I predict will be hated by her remaining fans who have trouble getting over pussy in movies they never met but liked looking at…for turning his mother into a loose vagina, shitty body, pig trying to bounceback from the hell she created for herself…

But I am an optimist, eager for her post-partem depression, her resentment for her husband, and her comeback tour that this time will involve being naked, because as women get older….they gynecologist is less a thing about being shy…and more a thing about getting a cheap thrill…just hoping someone other than their husband gets wrist deep….

All this to say, who cares about Megan Fox, the garbage her uterus shat out, or her comeback…she doesn’t matter. She’s old news. She’s officially fallen off. Let this be our goodbye….GOODBYE.

Here’s a bunch of pics of her….to celebrate what was….I’m ready to move on…

Posted in:Megan Fox