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2012

17

Oct

Janelle Fishman for Terry Richardson in 2000 of the Day

Here are some throwback thursday on wednesday scans of some model named Janelle Fishman from Israel, for Terry Richardson, taken back in 2000, because photo evidence of naked photo decision making is forever…2000 was back when Terry Richardson was a serious pervert hipster photographer for Vice, before getting the love and support from the entire fashion industry and becoming the biggest, highest earning pervert fashion photographer of all time….cuz motherfucker played his pervert right….and not cuz he’s that good at taking pics but he is good at getting girls naked…and really I’m only posting this cuz she’s naked so I guess that’s all that matters.

Here are the pics.

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2012

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I like to romance my wife with LED apple cinnamon pie scented candles…laid out around the room…not because ghetto battery powered candles pump chemicals that can kill her, or becasue they smell like a cheap white trash trailer park Christmas in the air and that makes her hungry and distracts her from wanting my dick…but because they set the mood just right…especially after a romantic meal of canned corn….

I guess you know what I was up to last night…do anything in my power to not fuck a bitch I’m stuck with…

Here are some links…

How to Quit Like a Boss – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Chloe Emerson is a Blonde Dream in Action (SEMI NSFW)
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Lingerie VS Wet T-Shirt – I Honestly Can’t Decide (SEMI NSFW)
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Ahhhhhhhh Japan Shitshow Amazingness, What Would I Do Without You? – VIDEO
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How Long Till Kate Gosselin is Doing Porn Like Octomom
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When Celebrities Attack: 20 Infamous Paparazzi Assaults
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Cam Show Sexiness For a Little Mid Week Moog Boost (NSFW)
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This Babe is Playing With Her Favorite Toy (NSFW)
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Lady Arrested for Calling 911 to Thank Cop for Sandwich
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Danica is Super Sexy in the Bath (NSFW)
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How To: Immobilize a Cat – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make Your Wednesday the Best It Can Be (NSFW)
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2012

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got a collect call from the “belly of the beast” because it was a wrong number and we didn’t accept the charges of her one phone call…and for some reason I find that fucking amazing….

Because I am a fucking asshole….

Here are the stepLINKS…..

What In The Hell Kind Of GD High School Pep Really Is This?
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Susan Sarandon’s See Through Pics
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Dude Scared of Puppies
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Rihanna for Vogue November
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Best Mascot Battle Ever
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Think This Bitch Has Got A Few STD’s?
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You Are Never Going to Fucking BELIEVE Who Halle Berry is Related To
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Watch Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler Take a Naked Shower Together – VIDEO
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Kelly Brook Is Now A Sexy Showgirl
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Kate Upton is Cleavagy
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Melissa Debling is a Secretary Type and I Like It
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Alli Marie is Sexy in the Kitchen (SEMUI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy (NSFW)
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She’s Getting Herself Off on the Stairs (NSFW)
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Chlloe Miranda is All Laid Out
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Snoop Dogg is Now Rapping About Hot Pockets ‘Pocket Like It’s Hot’
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Sexy Games That Are Great For Wasting Time With (NSFW)
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Brandy Talore is One Sexy Nurse (NSFW)
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Ciara’s Nipples Got Excited and I Got Excited for Her Nipples (NSFW)
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This Asian Babe Knows Hot to Spread Em (NSFW)
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TINA FEY AND AMY POELHER ARE HOSTING THE GOLDEN GLOBES HOLY SHIT
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Step Into….An Optical Illusion – VIDEO
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Leigh Anne Pinnock Panties Upskirt (NSFW)
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Jennifer Aniston Nipples on Chelsea Lately
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Guess Who Just Got Confirmed For the Superbowl?
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Honey Boo Boo Endorses Obama
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Miley Cyrus Enjoys Coke
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Some Isla Fisher Hotness
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Sleeping on the Subway – A Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr for Maxim Australia’s Hot 100
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Perfect Bikini Body
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Crazy Motorcycle Control
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A Whole Lot of Bitches at the Elle Women in Hollywood Event
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How to Immobolize a Cat
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Painful Rail Fail
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Where would you Stick Your Cock First?
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How Did Super-Producer Scott Storch Blow (And Snort) Over $30 Million In Less Than A Year? Look At All The Crazy Shit He Spent His Money On!
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Kelly and Amber Get It On (NSFW)
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All You Need Is Celeb Babes Hanging Out In Their Panties (NSFW)
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Some Sexy Babes From ELLE’s “Women in Hollywood” Celebration
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Blonde Teen Strips Down (NSFW)
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More of Candice Swanepoel Instagram Hotness
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Tia Carrera Throwback Playboy Pics
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Cat Outsmarts Dog
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Jenny Garth Too Old for a Bikini
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Jennifer Love Ill-Fitting Pants
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Salma Hayek for More
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Ciara Shitty See Through
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Blake Lively Implants
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Drunk Tarzan Rope Swing Fail
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Crazy Cory Kennedy Deepthroat
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Todays Random Porn Vids
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

16

Oct

Elsa Hosk Titties for Victory Journal of the Day

ELSA HOSK is a babe.

I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….we are at that romantic stage in our relationship where we can stand each other, and everything she does, even if it has been done before by her and other Swedish models seems fresh, new and lovely as fuck…It will never be played out….and until her shitty personality gets shoved down my face day after day until the point in which I need to avoid her and go out drinking with friends to just not be at home…I support her every move….not that I’ve met her or ever will but you get what I’m saying….and that is that topless pics are the best.

This is some Mohammed Ali tribute photoshoot for those of you who like models who pretend to be boxers…while topless….

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2012

16

Oct

Xenia Deli for Sports Illustrated South Africa November of the Day


Xenia Deli, was born October 27, 1989 in the Republic of Moldova (south of the Ukraine). She stands 5 foot 7 and dreams of one day becoming successful model.

Looks like she made it….I mean unless you think SI South Africa doesn’t count as an actual model job cuz only 5% of their population can afford to buy the shit…..or because it is not the American SI, but instead the licensed brand name for obscure markets that don’t impact the American brand name….like a younger, uglier step cousin that makes way less money and has way less social impact in the world///

That doesn’t mean this Xenia Deli is not making moves…..and not lovely to look at…if anything I predict the hype she gets from this will get her in the American issue in a few months….working her way from the bottom up….but unfortunately not doing it via my penis…cuz she’s a babe….

Here are the pics….

Here are the other bargain basement, fresh face, new models trying to one day be in SI America…but settling for SI international….so SI America notices them….while all that matters is that I notice them….


To See Adeline Mocke Bikini Model Pics
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2012

16

Oct

Kathryn Barnhardt Sex Scene from Boardwalk Empire of the Day

I watch Boardwalk Empire…even though I don’t have a TV..I just find random places to watch it…and I usually lose interest in the first 5 minutes…because I have no attention span…..apparently even for the nude scenes…cuz I missed this scene this week because I was eating pussy, but I do remember seeing a dude get his face smashed in, cuz that’s when the girl I was eating out got finally got wet…that sand paper turned to creamy goodness and I was concerned for my life but not because she got turned on during a murder scene but because the girls I have sex with usually come with terminal illness….and/or bacteria that can lead to terminal illness….I got high standards like that….

Thanks to the internet….I don’t need to pay attention…here is the clip.

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2012

16

Oct

Ashley Greene Boring in Marie Claire November 2012

You’d hope some bottom feeder at the top of her game would have stepped it up bit for any photoshoot she does…you know suggesting a little more tit or vagina lip…even though she doesn’t really need to since the majority of her whoring has already happened and that’s the whole reason she’s riding at the top….

She’s some talentless Twilight scumbag Florida trash who managed to get into a franchise, develop a fan base she didn’t deserve, and strategically date/fuck/pretend to remain a virgin with to speak to that audience…and the whole thing mocks the industry….especially when she gets away with shoots like this…with zero sleaze in them…defeating the whole point of her being a whore…you see….it’s like when your favorite hooker finds a rich boyfriend and stops stripping…just wasted willing hooker talent….

Keep them bitches in the gutter is what I say.

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2012

16

Oct

Anja Konstantinova Tits in Born to Model for French Review of the Day

Anja Konstantinova despite her name is not some war torn Eastern European survivor…all communist and owned by the Russian mob and traded internationally for sex….

She is just some Australian model who’s parents were communist Ballerina’s who escaped the shit…cuz kids never quite understand their parents struggles…all spoiled and shit….

She has done a couple of campaigns, she is topless in this video I stole from Youtube for something called French Review cuz Youtube is a fucking porn site…more people masturbate to than you know….and I want to have sex with her.

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2012

16

Oct

Imogen Thomas Pregnant in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

I posted this Imogen Thomas Glamor Model Turned Pregnant Pic last week…and I guess this pic is round 2.

There is just something lovely about seeing a topless model, who has the morals and values of an opportunist stripper, who figures if she takes off her shirt, shows her tits for money and low level fame, that land her reality TV gigs and football (soccer player) sperm…..that turns me on….

Maybe it is cuz she’s gonnna pass on her classy ways to another generation….cuz normally I find pregnant chicks disgusting…the whole reproduction thing is disgusting…but then again, I’ve always had a thing for pregnant escorts, strippers and crackwhores….it entertains me.


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2012

16

Oct

Rachel Fox and Her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

You probably don’t know who Rachel Fox is, because I didn’t know who she was and I know everything….even when I forget most things thanks to alcoholism and not really caring cuz there are just so many girls out there trying to make it….and who have made it in some capacity or another….that it is just hard to keep track….

This is what her twitter says:

Kayla on Desperate Housewives, Chloe in Dream House & Holly on Melissa & Joey.

This is what her twitter does….at least this is what matters…at least according to me…cuz her useless rants, blurbs and bullshit to promote herself…are nothing compared to her half naked “Look at me please” pics…

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