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2012

16

Oct

Anne Vyalitsyna Nipples for Numero #137 of the Day

Anne Vyalitsyna is also marketed as Anne V. probably best known for being in SI Swinsuit since 2005 and a few Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows….or maybe the highlight of her model career, you know that stamp of approval that her Russian communist ass finally made it was when she started dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5, the band that produces some of the most irritating music in the history of commercial radio play that makes me want to rip out my fucking eyes and shove them violently in my ears, hoping to never face a world that allows shit like him to happen…..but maybe I’m a little too worked up about this nonsense, when I should just be looking at his hot model ex girlfriend’s nipples in a fashion shoot for Numero….true frucking story.

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2012

16

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

Nice and greased up and in her bathing suit for her instagram, reminding me of an erotic jelly wrestling match I once had with a fat chick, only she’s not fat at all, she’s a tiny, fit, amazing little package, who might be more of an Aids cocktail than a hotel bar cocktail kind of girl…you know the kind of girl who is shiny thanks to topical ointment for her AIDS lesions like she was Tom Hanks in that AIDS movie….thanks to getting tattoos or her ears pierced or sharing a drink or fucked by her farm’s field workers when she was 14 and rebelling….but none of that matters, with the medical advances in AIDS, you can live forever with the shit, and guilting a girl who looks like this for the rest of your life, wouldn’t be such a bad deal….not that any of us are fucking her…but you get what I am saying and if you don’t…it is that she’s lovely.

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2012

16

Oct

Kaley Cuoco in Esquire Latin America of the Day

I assume these Kaley Cuoco pics for Esquire Latin America are old, recycled and I am not just saying that becasue I think Latin Americans are second rate citizens who are always a few steps behind, slower to the gate, lazier to produce….and the first to take a break when the boss isn’t looking….I am saying that because the pics look familiar….the “Happy Anniversary” on the mirror seems to be in English….

I guess we’ll just have to wait for her fans to call these pics out for being old you know they will know cuz she’s marketed hard to the nerds and nerds are very loyal…so loyal at least one of them has probably wall papered his wall in these pics….so when he smears his ejaculate on the

But since they are new to me I’m posting them – even if I think she’s overrated and boring…she’s in lingerie.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2012

16

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I generally like to tell girls I have sex with that I hate them…but that’s only because I hate everything….and in fact that I kinda hate them the least cuz I am inside them and it feels good..but obviously hate them enough cuz I’m transmitting AIDS behind their back, on top and while they are riding me.

If you know what I mean….and if you don’t….here are some morning links to school you.

Super Dog Rescues Other Dogs WTF – VIDEO
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Danny DeVito’s Divorce – Here’s Some Details
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Good Morning Jennifer Shiloh (SEMI NSFW)
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How to: Order McDonalds – VIDEO
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Venus Damikka Has One Fantastic Rack (SEMI NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Hotness
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Cosplay Girls Hotness – A Gallery
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Cam Show Girls That Will Drive You Wild
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This Babe is Bouncing Her Big Old Tits
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WATCH: Felix Baumgartner’s Helmet Cam Footage from Epic Space Jump Insanity
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Spencer Nicks is Glorious (NSFW)
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THE WORST FOOTBALL TEAM IN BRITAIN? POSSIBLY – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make Your Tuesday the Best It Can Be
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2012

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The best things in life are vaginas. I feel so profound and those are my words of fucking wisdom fools.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Octomom Got Drunk And Breasfted Two Baby Dolls Onstage At A Drag Show
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Christina Aguilera is a Plus Sized Clown
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Faceplant Compilation
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Taylor Swift Boring for Glamour
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Katie Price Bikini Photoshoot
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Amy Adams Looks Pantsless
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Nipples
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Annie Leibovitz Photographs Rihanna For Vogue US
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Yeah I’d Bang Kari Byron
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The Kardashians Got Banned From South Beach
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Lauren is Super Sexy in Lingerie (NSFW)
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Pamela Seems Naughty and I Like It (SEMI NSFW)
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Cam Show Sexiness For Your Monday (NSFW)
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The 10 Best Musician Roles and Cameos in Movies
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Kim Kardashian is a Moon Whore Over Miami
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tiffany Toth (SEMI NSFW)
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Man Kills Ex-Wife & Self in Bed — 8-Year-Old Son Discovers Bodies & Gun
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Sexy Games For Some Monday Fun (NSFW)
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Sammie Pennington in Blue Lingerie
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Idiot Eats Bottle of Pam
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Abbey Clancy – Nice Long Legs
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Rihanna See Through Tits, Slutty Bitch
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Emma Stone in Gangster Squad Trailer
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Russian Insurrance Scam
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Olivia Munn is Topless in Magic Mike
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Wow, The FBI Really Has Way to Much Fucking Time on Their Hands
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Oh You Know, Just Teaching Kids How to Make Bombs (SITE NSFW)
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Catching a Taxi is Probably Easier in a Bikni
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Miley Cyrus Down Blouse (SITE NSFW)
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How Awesome Would It Be if Tom Cruise Defected From Scientology
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Courtney Stodden is an Idiot and I Hate Her
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Firingt a Gun Underwater (SITE NSFW)
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Alabama Teenager Shoots His Friend In The Head When Stupid Scare Prank Goes Wrong!
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Teen Lesbians Get Their Vibrator On (NSFW)
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Top 5 – Celebrity Fetishes (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima Without Make Up is Something Else Entirely
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Sex With a Vacuum Cleaner. Wait, What? (NSFW)
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Some Ashley Greene Just Because
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Weird Flying Car
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The Rolling Stones Celebrate 50th Year Anniversary
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The Redbull Free Fall Insanity
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Adrienne Bailon Upskirt on Set of the Day
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Do Think These Chicks Have A Patch, Or They Shave Their Pussies?
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Awesome Drumline
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Some Whores Going At Each Other
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Today’s Random Porn Videos
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Cock with A Vegneance
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

15

Oct

Elisa Sednaoui Showing Titties For Lascivious Lingerie of the Day

This is how a lingerie shoot is supposed to be shot. The model is named Elisa Sednaoui, she’s Italian, born in 1987, and lovely to look at, which is probably why she’s a model, but the interesting thing about this is that as a company hits the market, knowing they are up against Victoria’s Secret, the best strategy to compete is to step up the boring fucking catalog shots, because they haven’t changed since the 80s…..and if I’m buying lingerie for a chick, or at least jerking off to lingerie catalogs, it is meant to be fucking sexy….it is meant to be worn when getting fucked, and this Lascivious company brings it…I appreciate that.

Posted in:Elisa Sednaoui|NSFW

2012

15

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Really Big and Long Ass Crack in a See Thru Skirt of the Day


Kim Kardashian has the single longest ass crack in the fucking game….sure it is an ass that has been celebrated because that’s just how the media, and black dudes who don’t mind fucking her on camera do things….and sure her ass was kinda interestingly out of proportion compared to her waistline, but shit is just fat, sloopy and I can see the cellulite and laziness….and there’s nothing hot about seeing a 30 year old fat chick….even if she carries her 20 plus surplus in her ass…..but there is definitely something funny about it…and thats why I am posting it.

All this to say, promoting fat girls promotes diabetes and I want nothing to do with that….


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

15

Oct

Rihanna on All Fours for Vogue of the Day


Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit.


To See Her in a See Through Shirt at Some Event This Weekend

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

15

Oct

Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day


I’ve posted some maryna Linchuk model titties for fashion pics…where we learned some faschinating things about her….but the only thing that matters about those fascinating things about her…is that she’ll get naked for money….like a typical eastern european /russian / once communist girl who despite not being communist anymore…still has the “Must Escape” mentality….

She’s fucked with Victoria’s Secret and now she’s cheating on them with Nordstrom….half naked and lovely…my kind of woman.

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk

2012

15

Oct

Kate Upton is Piggish at Some Premiere of the Day


Kate Upton eats too much.

Seriously, Anna Nicole Smith called from the dead and says she wants her diet plan and slow metabolism back.

Sure, this is about as hot as sloppy fat chick tits get….but that’s not saying much as I’m usually drunk and it is 3 am and they were last standing when ranking them…

She needs a diet…..this is just gross.


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Posted in:Kate Upton