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2012

17

Oct

Olga Kurylenko Bikini for Twitter of the Day

OLGA KURLYENKO …..is awesome…not because I know of anything she’s ever done in her modeling or acting career…but because in 2001 she became a French citizen thanks to marrying a french photographer…and marriage for citizenship and not for love is my fucking Jam….I mean…that’s really the only asset to being married…that and getting half of a person’s money when you divorce….other than that…shit is just a miserable fucking prison sentence you can’t escape….

She’s 32, who fucking cares what she’s done in her career…what matters is that she’s on the beach in a bikini and putting that shit on social networking….cuz girl wants to be noticed….and I like girls who like to be noticed…they make the internet more tolerable.

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2012

17

Oct

Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Here are some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots of Miranda Kerr that are pretty much exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….same nipples photoshopped out….same fucking poses….same faces….the only thing that makes it different is that I am told they are new…and that’s enough for me to put them up on the site…cuz Victoria’s Secret has the best fucking scam going…they’ve made these girls famous and in doing that they make me write about them every time they release anything for free…and that’s fucking ridiculous…but I do it anyway…because Miranda Kerr, despite being a mom…is kinda awesome…even when in some boring fucking bullshit like this….

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2012

17

Oct

Halle Berry for Instyle of the Day

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I have no idea why I am posting this….Halle Berry in Instyle…who fucking cares….I am sure Halle Berry doesn’t even fucking care…or even know she’s in the shit…she’s too busy practicing being black so that when she gets another run at a black role, she’ll be believable…hiding that she’s related to Sarah Palin, and that she was raised in a white school, in a white neighborhood and only met her first black person when she was 20….a cover-up that I’d consider Academy Award worthy…if Hollywood wasn’t just a massive lie to begin with….on that note…here she is in Instyle….

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2012

17

Oct

Dita VOn Teese Scary Vampire Lesbian Cleavage of the Day

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Dita Von Teese is a creep….I don’t find her hot…I don’t understand her fan base…I don’t really get what she does…I do know she was just a product of proper internet use in the early days of the internet…I do know that she peaked back when she was doing lesbian porn…I do not know why the paparazzi bother with her….but I guess it has to do with it being a slow fucking day…..but I guess the real issue at hand is why am I bothering with these pics…cuz she’s showing cleavage and a bra? That’s about right….that’s all it takes to get my attention…I am pathetic…I hate myself and I want to die….and if I do…maybe Dita Von Teese will invite me to her vampire lair….it is Halloween after all…her favorite time of the year…

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2012

17

Oct

Holly Madison Doing Yoga in the Park of the Day

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Holly Madison is doing Yoga in the park….Real fucking exciting…I mean if you google her you can see her before she turned into a housewife pile of shit…you know back when she was in her prime and getting naked for money….behavior that paved the way for this “good” life she’s living….where her daily activity only requires going to the fucking park for the paparazzi to watch her stretch…

I only like to fuck with Yoga when the girls are young, tight, bending over in my face, and ideally not farting…

I try to avoid the senior class with all their massive mom vagina lips everywhere….Not that I do Yoga, but you get what I am saying….and that is that bitch is trying to get press for her pregnancy on some bottom feeding slut level you’d expect for her…but I’m not having it….or maybe I am…who cares.

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2012

17

Oct

Gina Gershon’s Rockin’ Bush in Killer Joe of the Day

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I’ve never heard of Killer Joe…but people seem to care about it because some 23 year old actor named Juno Temple , who I’ve never really heard of cuz I don’t pay attention, is in it and has a sex scene in it, but for some reason, I’m more into the MILFs pushing 50 with awesome hard nipples and a massive fucking bush…cuz I’m weird like that….it happens…you know some days you want the veterans and other days you want the virgins…life is all about balance…

If you want to download the Juno Temple clip, cuz old lady bush that has no white hair in it, isn’t your thing click her

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2012

17

Oct

Kate Upton Piggish for November’s Vogue of the Day

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Do you realize that there are actual amazing looking girls in the world…far better looking that this chubby, photoshopped to be skinny, fat chick in training….who are far better suited to be in Fashion magazines and bikini shoots….and who are genetically superior, busty with nice tits, not 19 and fighting off the inevitable obesity crisis that Kate Upton is facing…but for some reason…the internet made her fucking matter…she’s got groupies…people believe the lies…and thus the media buys into this Anna Nicole Smith shit…and the whole thing makes me very upset…but I’ll still stare at her tits…cuz I ultimately don’t care…and she’s not too fat for me yet…even though I see it fucking coming….I’m just sad they photoshopped out her double chin 🙁

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2012

17

Oct

Emily Osment Kinda Turns Me On in Short Shots of the Day

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I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…but I guess that would make jerking off to her twitter porn gay…so maybe we’ll just go along with the “This is his sister” story they are feeding us…it is best for all parties involved….

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2012

17

Oct

Alysha Nett, Danielle Sharp and Other Ladies Naked for Front of the Day

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I don’t really know who these girls are – I am just happy they exist…and I am happy companies like Front UK go out of there way to take pictures of them for all of us perverts to look at….because when I ask girls to get topless for you in exchange for internet fame and glory to a bunch of loser virgin weirdos….they just laugh and me and that hurts my feelings…but FRONT like all the other men’s magazines have this shit on lock down…they probably have girls sending them titty pics all fucking day…throwing themselves at the chance for this level of fame and glory that’s not fame and glory at all…but a hell of a lot better than working at the mall selling hand cream to old ladies…or whatever shit job these girls are capable of based on their skill set…

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2012

17

Oct

Kelly Osbourne does Fashion Modeling of the Day

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I am only posting this because I think the idea of Kelly Osbourne being a fashion model is fuckin jokes…and I love jokes….especially when they involve fat chicks….cuz fat chicks are the best punch line ever…even if they took being laughed at for being fat seriously and lost all the weight…they are still fat chicks to me….

Here she is totally not erotic…cuz erotic is not something she’s capable of…

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