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2012

19

Oct

Alyona Subbotina for Treats! Magazine of the Day

I just recently found out that one of my friends runs Treats! Magazine….and I got excited because I actually really love what they are doing….they have merged porn, erotica and fashion, which is pretty much what I would like to be doing…and they recruited some of the hottest fucking models like this Alyona Subbotina to be in it….they figured out the master fucking formula and maybe I should ask for a fucking job…ideally as a fluffer for these awesome models….Keep up the good work…cuz this shit is hot.

Posted in:Alyona Subbotina|NSFW

2012

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

Staging a gang bang is always a gay experience, even if a girl is sitting between you, grabbing titties as you look into each other’s faces, is always fucking awkward….especially when your balls are slapping at each other and one of you stars whispering sweet nothings to you…but sometimes there is limited amount of girl to go around and you gotta take what comes your way….even if it means sharing…..and sharing is fucking caring…

Here are some links…

One Way or Another, the Japanese Make Even Mundane Talents AWESOME – VIDEO
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Charlie Boyd is One Sexy Boston Babe (SEMI NSFW)
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Britany Makes Our Friday a Little More Blonde and a Lot More Naughty (SEMI NSFW)
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HILARIOUS Green Screen Prank on This Sexy Weather Girl – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Lacey Charberts Red Dress Cleavage Anyone?
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The 25 Hottest Sitcom Stars Gtom the 90’s
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Sam Lufti: Britney Spears Shaved Head to Pass Crystal Meth Test
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You’ll Never Guess What These Girls Are Doing With Their Squirt Juices (NSFW)
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Nicolette Shea Knows How to Rock Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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These Sexy Games Will Help You End the Week Off Right (NSFW)
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2012

19

Oct

Jessica Jane Clement in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

If a Glamour Model who normally poses topless…hits the beach for the paparazzi, does she make a sound?

Here’s Jessica Jame Clement trying to figure that age old question out…..

Apparently these pics are from July….I don’t see how that makes any difference.

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Posted in:Jessica-Jane Clement

2012

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day


I don’t pee on enough girls in my everyday life…I need to change that.

Here are some stepLINKS…and by some…I mean alot….

Donald Trump is a Little Too Concerned About Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and It’s Kinda Creepy
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Lady Gaga is a Sell Out anhd Will Put Her Name on Anything
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Chinese Old Folks Do Lady Gaga
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Watch a Squirrel Destroy a House Hahahahaha – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Nina Dobrev Legs in Self
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Pug and its Prosthetic Leg
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Isla Fischer Tight Skirt
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Bizarre Chinese Old Folks Choir Covers Lady Gaga and It’s Just Too Much – VIDEO
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Yet Another Kate Upton Gallery
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Petra Nemcova Hotness
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Sophie Turner’s Instagram is the Goodness
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A Little Bieber / Carly Rae Performing Together for You Creeps!
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Geena M is a Sexy Secretary Type (NSFW)
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Alli Marie Deserves Her Spot in the Limelight (SEMI NSFW)
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Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Sandra Bullock in the SHower
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart Red Carpet
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Honey Boo Boo Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Superman Bikini
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Some Oozing Pumpkins
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I Want as Much of Ashley as I Can Get (SEMI NSFW)
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Demi Moore is Still a Fucking Mess
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Flavor Flav Arrest Update: Wielded 2 Knives & Ripped Out Her Earrings
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This 19 Year Old is Doing All sOrts of Naughty Stuff (NSFW)
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These Aren’t Your Average Kids Games (NSFW)
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Sorority Jell-O Wrestling Anyone?
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This Picture of Almost Naked Wyclef on a Ducati Has Left Me Lost for Words
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Game Show Fails
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Some Glamour Models for Loaded UK
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Crazy Dirt Bike Stunt
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The 2013 SI Calendar
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Ghostbusters Gangnam Style Mash Up
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Candice Swanepoel and More Topless in W Magazine (NSFW)
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Check Out This Juicy Ass Juggle (NSFW)
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When Drunk Girls Fal – VIDEO
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Rihanna is See Through and Braless (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Really Sucks At Everything
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Alessandra Ambrosio, Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum: 9 Victoria’s Secret Models Who’ve Rocked the Million Dollar Bra (GALLERY)
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Marry Me Kate Beckinsale
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Couple Caught Having Sex on Top of a Table…In a RESTAURANT
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Isabella Clark is Having Some Fun With That Toy (NSFW)
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Juno Temple Goes Full Frontal In “Killer Joe” (NSFW)
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I Don’t Know Who Georgia Salpa is But She’s Got One Hot Body (NSFW)
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Busty Web Cam Teen Gets Down and Dirty (NSFW)
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‘Honey Boo Boo’ Goes to Beverly Hills, Everything Went as Expected
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Doug Hutchison Isn’t A Child Molester, Says Doug Hutchison
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Worst Dog Howl
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Some More Glamour Models for NUTS UK
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Drunk Girl Falls Hard
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Mother of the Fucking Year in this Amazing Fucking Video
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Beer Pong and BlowJobs
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Today’s Random Porn VIdeos
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

18

Oct

Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld, Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski Office Erotica for Self Service of the Day

I don’t know who is who in this shoot…I just know the models are Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld , Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski and they are giving me fucking boners…I don’t know if it is because I never worked in an office and was more of a warehouse rat who would always see the nicely dressed ladies who ignore me in the halls…and would jerk off thinking about it on my 15 minute break….or maybe it is because all this virtual office, casual friday, working from home, womens equal rights, sexual harrassment…just makes wanting to have an office far less appealing…I blame the fact that I can’t legally fuck my secretary up the ass while drunk on scotch for my failed life….but this fashion shoot…brings out the fantasy of better times….I dig it….probably cuz they are babes….office erotica for the win.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Daphne Groeneveld|Hilary Rhoda|Karlie Kloss

2012

18

Oct

Mila Kunis is a Dumpy Sexy Girl Alive of the Day

Mila Kunis was rated the Sexiest girl alive in some bullshit, nonsense, ranking system invented by whatever magazine it was who decided she was the sexiest woman alive.

All media is a lie it is all make belief motherfuckers, there is no rhyme or reason to their lists….and this girl just has a good PR Team, Management Team and Agent…

The only flaw in their strategy is the whole Ashton Kutcher love affair, because it annoys the general public, but that’s just because he annoys the general public, and we were happier when he was locked into an evil, 50 year old, disgusting coke head with emotional issues than some young starlet he’s known forever…it was a better love story/ prison sentence, fate worse than death…..


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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

18

Oct

Loren Kemp Nipple for Fault UK of the Day


Loren Kemp is some Dutch model who has probably shown her tits before as models do…and who is showing tits again as models do…because this is what making it in the world of fashion is all about…you know sizing up which skinny girl is willing to get more naked….which is coincidentally also the way to make it in all jobs….because no one likes girls who don’t get naked….whether it’s for selling and marketing clothes….or selling and marketing sex…it’s all the same shit…we’re all a bunch of fucking whores…

Posted in:Loren Kemp

2012

18

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Cleavage in Boston of the Day


Alessandra Ambrosio is showing off her cleavage….in a dress instead of in a bikini or bra for Victoria’s Secret….and I figure I might as well post it…cuz I like Brazilian subtle implants on a small, lean, overpaid figure as much as the next guy, even if I have to accept the fact that she’s had kids and that her vagina has been ravaged, but I guess that’s what you sign up for when dealing with Catholic girls….especially when dealing with ones you’ve never met, won’t meet, and don’t really care to meet, but prefer just staring at their tits in pics when your mistress is at work and you’re waiting for her to come hom to give you a blowjob…


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

18

Oct

Pam Anderson is a Vegas Stripper of the Day


I kinda appreciate Pam Anderson’s never give up attitude….It’s like she had no talent, no skill, no experience back when she launched her career, but still mananged to make a huge success out of it, and even if her beauty is dying as fast as her liver, she’s still willing to hit up gigs at Vegas strip clubs, where she whores out like she’s not in her 50s, half naked and on all fours, and that is hysterical…..it’s like going to a middle aged costume party on Halloween….only to see so many women half naked…who shouldn’t be half naked….it may not give boners…but it does make for good times….

I’d say she should give up….but where is the fun in that.

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2012

18

Oct

Trying to Look Up Olivia Wilde’s Skirt of the Day


Olivia Wilde doesn’t matter…you see cuz I don’t really know who she is, other than some twat who gave herself a stage name, because her real last name is COCKBURN….something a little less marketable…even in porn…cuz no one wants their cock to burn…or even a bitch’s name to suggest or put the idea of that in their minds…if anything it is disgusting…..and surprising that none of her ancestors didn’t change their name over the last few generations where cock burns are frowned upon….

But trying to look up her skirt does matter…especially when it is in picture on a computer screen…cuz I can look at this shit from all angles all day hoping to see labia poking out of fancy panties…you see cuz I have a lot of time to kill.


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Posted in:Olivia Wilde