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2012

19

Oct

Candice Swanepoel on Set for Juicy Couture of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is venturing out from Victoria’s Secret, you know making big moves….cuz she’s a huge name, has a perfect body, and because all these companies are the fucking same bullshit, with the same shoots and probably even the same ownership….and she’s mastered the catalog campaigns…..

I like her, I get hate mail about her, people don’t seem down with white Africans making more money than they do, I guess they are still stuck in the slave era I guess, when I just wish I was stuck ball deep inside her…

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Here she is the other day in a black dress….

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2012

19

Oct

Dakota Fanning in her Bra and Panties of the Day

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This is some Hollywood Smut that is actually being disguised as indy international smut from the UK…starring older and wiser than her years and uglier and more awkward than her cuteness you’d assume was going to end up hot back when she was 10…..and she’s doin’ it in her underwear….because it is one of those tear jerker, 17 year old is dying, and goes wild pre death making everyone happy she did it but sad they killed her off cuz they don’t get the simple tools of drama….

The trailer dropped in August, but is doing the rounds now, and I never turn my back on a good old fashion child star in panties…

Here’s the Trailer….

Posted in:Dakota Fanning

2012

19

Oct

Kristen Stewart White Shorts Wedgie Spy Pics of the Day

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I want to make it clear that I do not like Kristen Stewart or the Twilight marketing teams strategy to cause bullshit conflict and resolution in “real life” in efforts to remind people they still exist and a new movie is about to drop….August she cheats, October they reconcile, November we release movie….bullshit…

I also don’t find her hot, which makes all things Kristen Stewart worse….but I do like voyeurism and being a peeping Tom…and the key to Peeping is you take whatever you get…or whatever is half naked across the street while you’re masturbating…..

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2012

19

Oct

Georgia Salpa Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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I still don’t know who Georgia Salpa is, where she came from, why people care about her, how she established her fan base, but I am going to assume it has something to do with how she’s dressed in these pics…all half naked and whorish….which is a good thing for those of us who like half naked and whorish women….which is pretty much all of us…which is a good thing for Georgia Salpa cuz it’s all she has going for her….but luckily..that’s enough…cuz I’ll tel you her clown face isn’t doing much for her…luckily it’s all about the body.

Posted in:Georgia Salpa

2012

19

Oct

Michaela Kocianova Models Lingerie of the Day

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I’ve decided the more unknown the girl…the more fun it is to look at her….maybe because I have no pent up rage regarding all she’s done horrible in her public life…you know like a pure, untouched, easy to appreciate, unbroken girl…who despite probably being really broken and really damaged…that ugly is blinded by my ignorance and all I see is fucking gold…gold in all its half naked square lookin ass glory…

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Michaela Kocianova

2012

19

Oct

Marloes Horst Nipple for Oyster Fall 2012 of the Day

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Marloes Horst is a babe…and along with having an awesome fucking face that she has leveraged into a money making scheme I only approve of because she also uses her titties and isn’t all prude about the shit…making her one of the hottest models around who will work for Victoria’s Secret and who will marry a billionaire…cuz that is just what these girls do…it’s the good life that ugly girls just can’t be a part of…making it an exclusive world I’d like to be jerking off in the corner of…seriously…

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2012

19

Oct

Nina Agdal Rocking Some Leonisa Bras of the Day

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Nina Agdal is an SI Model who gave us a real scare last week when SHE WAS TAKEN OUT OF HER HALF NAKED MODELING ELEMENT ….forcing us to stare at her and wonder if she had DOWNS…not there is anything wrong with DOWNS it is just not common in modeling…that’s all…based on these bra promo pics…she’s recovered rather nicely….

I am into this….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2012

19

Oct

Alyona Subbotina for Treats! Magazine of the Day

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I just recently found out that one of my friends runs Treats! Magazine….and I got excited because I actually really love what they are doing….they have merged porn, erotica and fashion, which is pretty much what I would like to be doing…and they recruited some of the hottest fucking models like this Alyona Subbotina to be in it….they figured out the master fucking formula and maybe I should ask for a fucking job…ideally as a fluffer for these awesome models….Keep up the good work…cuz this shit is hot.

Posted in:Alyona Subbotina|NSFW

2012

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Staging a gang bang is always a gay experience, even if a girl is sitting between you, grabbing titties as you look into each other’s faces, is always fucking awkward….especially when your balls are slapping at each other and one of you stars whispering sweet nothings to you…but sometimes there is limited amount of girl to go around and you gotta take what comes your way….even if it means sharing…..and sharing is fucking caring…

Here are some links…

One Way or Another, the Japanese Make Even Mundane Talents AWESOME – VIDEO
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Charlie Boyd is One Sexy Boston Babe (SEMI NSFW)
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Britany Makes Our Friday a Little More Blonde and a Lot More Naughty (SEMI NSFW)
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HILARIOUS Green Screen Prank on This Sexy Weather Girl – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Lacey Charberts Red Dress Cleavage Anyone?
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The 25 Hottest Sitcom Stars Gtom the 90’s
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Sam Lufti: Britney Spears Shaved Head to Pass Crystal Meth Test
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You’ll Never Guess What These Girls Are Doing With Their Squirt Juices (NSFW)
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Nicolette Shea Knows How to Rock Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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These Sexy Games Will Help You End the Week Off Right (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

19

Oct