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2012

09

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple in The Canyons Trailer of the Day

Lindsay Lohan showed off some nipple for a split second in the trailer for The Canyons, some movie she got cast to play the whore in….and here’s the trailer….

The movie is about some sex crazed kids in their 20s, starring Lohan and pornster James Deen, which pretty much tells us how shit this movie is going to be, low budget, badly shot, and all the work Lohan can get….

The really interesting thing in all this is that I heard Lohan and James Deen shot a sex tape while filming this movie…and that there will lots of sex in his movie…so I’m just waiting for the highlight reel and more importantly for the sex tape to drop…cuz I think it is time we see Lohan fuck. She’s been around too long to keep that from us….

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2012

09

Oct

Robyn Lawley Fat Bikini Model of the Day

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The rumor is that Fat models are people too…I don’t believe it….

I wouldn’t know because when I see fat girls, including my wife, my brain kinda turns off and they become invisible, unless it is 3 am and I have a boner that needs tending to, in which case my survival mode kicks in and I’m ready to face fuck as long as none of my friends see me go home with the bitch…

But as I love of all half nakedness for money, even when it shouldn’t really be something bitch should be confident enough to pull off, I am gonna endorse her body as much as her doing this endorses obesity and diabetes to all the young girls in a “Love your body” campaign that is indirectly making everyone fat and unhealthy….instead of encouraging healt and fitness….

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2012

09

Oct

Isabeli Fontana Tight Dress for El Paris of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system, you know hypcorisy where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like he perverts they are…..she’s also been in SI….and was lised in the top 20 top earning models…making her the kind of model you’d wan to marry….at least that I’d want to marry….

Here she is in some photoshoot wearing a tight dress…all amazing…

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2012

09

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Whores Out for Twitter of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood posted some cleavage to her twitter because she’s only on the map from doing Playboy and cleavage ain’t a fucking thing for her, I mean why else would she buy herself some fake tits….she’s a whore trying to make it in the mainstream the only way a whore knows how and I am totally into that, even though she should go back to getting naked for money, instead of this cock teasing shit….

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2012

09

Oct

Salma Hayek for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be Mexican, and thus a second rate citizen stealing your jobs….and she may be old, and those have no business being considered sexy, but she’s sure got some great fucking tits, that she is showing off nicely, like a good second rate citizen who is old in efforts to still matter…and it is working….

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2012

09

Oct

Bar Refaeli in Maxim India of the Day

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Pretty sure these are some recycled Bar Refaeli pics for Maxim India…cuz all the fringe markets…even if they have a population and readershipfar greater than America…just recycle old pics they’ve used…instead of paying for and setting up photoshoots for themselves…while being “new” to their readers who don’t have internet access and who are buying their bullshit magazines…and all I can think about is what curry smelling semen pile this shit is responsible for in the Slums of Bombay….

Here are the pics…

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2012

09

Oct

Sarah Harding See Through Leggings of the Day

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Sarah Harding is wearing her leggings the way all girls should wear their leggings and that is with underwear underneath it because underwear under leggings always make leggings see through…while no underwear under leggings make leggings act as pants…cuz for some reason leggings are only see through with underwear…modern science must have an explanation for it..

I don’t know how many times I’ve been walking behind a girl in a black pair of leggings totally unaware that her underwear is fully exposed in a way that she might as well not be wearing pants….because she either likes it or because she doesn’t have friends, family, boyfriends nice enough to tell her what’s going on….but I do know I love every single time it has happened….even in pictures of useless UK fabricated popstars pushing 30….

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2012

09

Oct

Diane Kruger is Pantsless for Marie Claire France of the Day

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Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 40 who is probably best known for being in a long term relatonship with Joshua Jackson that weenie from Dawson Creek…yes I just called someone a weenie…but only cuz that’s the best word to describe Joshua Jackson….

Or maybe she is know for her own stab at hollywood being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3 whatever else she has done before this glorious photoshoot of her pantsless for Marie Claire France….

What matters is that she is german and thus likes shitting on and being shit on….and that what makes her really matter…

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2012

09

Oct

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hot for FHM China August of the Day

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This bald pussy loving model turned actor is more of a Fox than Megan Fox ever could be…which is my horrible play on words for the day…because I have limited mental capacity and more importantly…I am just humiliating myself in front of all my internet friends….

The truth is, I think Rosie Huntington-Whitely is lovely to look at…and not just because she made Megan Fox and her horrible attitude obsolete….but because she looks good half naked….

I am 90 percent these pics are recycled, because it is for FHM China and despite China being a mega power in the world dominance world…I feel like their men’s magazines are just accessing old pics…from the old pic database…but I’ll still look at Rosie Huntington-Whitely half naked…because I’m just that supportive of all her hard work….

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2012

09

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck you internet for always breaking my heart….I’m just a romantic looking for love on all the wrong twitter feeds….

Here are some morning links….

Stacey Keibler Tight Dress
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The Ultimate Bowling FAILS – a Compilation (VIDEO)
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Man After Watching This Ice Cream Scene, I’m Wondering Why I’m Not Watching the Good Wife – VIDEO
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Chloe Michelle is a Brunette Babe (SEMI NSFW)
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Leanna Decker is Red Head Hot (SEMI NSFW)
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Ahhhhhhh Everything is Done Better In Japan (VIDEO)
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Chris Brown Got Drunk And Made A Video About How Much He Loves Rihanna
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Nicole Kidman Photographed By Terry Richardson For Harper’s Bazaar US
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Web Cam Girls That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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These Two Sexy Friends Get Each Other Off – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Hundreds of Girls Fell in Love With Facebook Cancer Spammer
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Candace Sure Knows How to Rock a Two Piece
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Picnic Table Parkour FAIL – VIDEO
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Have Yourself Some Fun With These Super Sexy Games (NSFW)
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