2012
15
Oct
Kate Upton eats too much.
Seriously, Anna Nicole Smith called from the dead and says she wants her diet plan and slow metabolism back.
Sure, this is about as hot as sloppy fat chick tits get….but that’s not saying much as I’m usually drunk and it is 3 am and they were last standing when ranking them…
She needs a diet…..this is just gross.
Posted in:Kate Upton
2012
15
Oct
Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot. part AZN, UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with….but she’s showing nipple for some fashion shoot outtakes and part AZN nipples as someone who has never fucked an AZN despite wanting to…are almost magical…until realizing they are attaced to this groupie trash……and thats all I have to say about that….
Posted in:Alexa Chung
2012
15
Oct
pic via her twitter account
I have never heard of Claudia Romani but 20,000 fake twitter accounts have…..this is her bio”
International model born in L’Aquila, Italy and currently living in Miami Beach. Credits include: FHM, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, Ford, Aston Martin, Samsung, Toyota.
She’s 30 and past her prime….her biggest break was being featured in FHM Denmark and Maxim Greece. which sound like a pretty low grade…..jobbing gigs…..and now she’s staging photoshoots to get noticed….obvious strategy…but good enough strategy to get me to notice…something all the girls should be into…at least according to me, which I guess is all that matters, since I’m God around these parts.
Posted in:Claudia Romani
2012
15
Oct
Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this….to see how the public responds now that she’s got 2 kids….you know a little market research…like when they give out sausage samples at costco….gettin’ full for free…even if I hate moms….I’m ok with them when they look like this.
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2012
15
Oct
Bar Refaeli is a big girl…but the nice thing about her kind of big girl…is that she’s got some proportion to her….some tits…some hips…some ass….some shape that makes her look less of of broad backed football player…and more of a sexy lady…but I still find her and her gold digging opportunist shit annoying, boring, and repetitive…except when staring at her in a bikini…cuz for some crazy reason…a reason called I love big overpaid tits in a bikini….I can handle that…especially when she’s self promoting by putting this shit on blast…it’s eagerness I respect which is saying a lot cuz I don’t respect anything or anyone….
Posted in:Bar Refaeli
2012
15
Oct
Sara Jean Underwood is rocking comicon harder than the virgins in line waiting for her autograph rock social awkwardness….and I realize that it’s not that far of a stretch from being a fucking stripper….or even a Playboy model….which is convenient cuz that’s all her implant tit, fake hair, low level fame, naked model trash knows…..I don’t care what insignificant, low ratings show she’s on, on a network that’s gonna be shut the fuck down…..or how many shitty, desperate and pathetic fans she has….she’s a gutter slut bottom feeder and I mean that in the sweetest most loving way…..
What I’m getting at is Cosplay to nerds with a girl dressed like this….in stripper shoes….is no different than watching a bitch suck a dick to a seasoned porn watcher…..it’s just fetish shit that’s more socially acceptable…but responsible for equal volume of semen spilled….if you know what I mean…and you do…
Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood
2012
15
Oct
I can’t really tell if this is a fit body or not….I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…when it could very easily be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on…..just look at the pic.
Posted in:JoJo
2012
15
Oct
Models and titties are a couple of my favorite things…cuz models, depsite being whores in their own right….getting paid to get naked for fashion, are a little more classy and luxurious about it andc aren’t tacky as shit about it….looking like actual whores, straight from the trailer park…..
More importantly, models are lean and elegant, instead of looking like their topless model counter parts that get naked for money while looking like fake tanned tranny strippers who are working as hard as they can to make money to pay for the operation to remove their dick…
So here are models like Candice Swanepoel, Anja Rubik and some other vagina I would pay to masturbate on their panties….rockin’ out for W Magazine…the November Issue….good times.
Posted in:Anja Rubik|Candice Swanepoel
2012
15
Oct
Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….she was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….
You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 20, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….leading to her bringing her lean, porn star friendly naked body, censored in video….when really it should be spread eagled and getting eaten out in porn….something that I can only hope happens….not cuz I want Taylor Momsen to fall off, but because I want all girls to fuck on camera…
Here’s her video I watched on mute….
Posted in:Taylor Momsen
2012
15
Oct
I picked up a homeless girl this weekend. She asked me for money….I said I had none…she asked me for the time…I told her…she asked if it was precisely that time…I asked if she had an important meeting to attend….you know a homeless conference for their secret society….she told me she wanted to suck my dick…I told her her brown teeth made me want to throw up…she told me she’d do it for a coffee….I can never turn down a good deal….you know always buying shit I don’t want….but I guess it doesn’t count cuz I didn’t cum….the smell of her dirty hair just kept pulling me out of the zone…you know that and the chance she was a schizo and could bite my dick off…coupled with the diseases and infections that her saliva carried…
Here are some links….
A Faceplant Compilation is Gonna Help Us Start Things Off – VIDEO
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Don’t Tell Me You’re Not Desperate Enough to Bang a Cartoon Character
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Ashley is a Girl Next Door Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Just a Bunch of Nerds Doing Choreographed Dancing in TRON Suits And Yes, It’s AWESOME! – VIDEO
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Victoria James Gets Naughty in the Garden (SEMI NSFW)
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So Taylor Momsen is Naked In This Video
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Let’s See Just How Rich Britney Spears Really is
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Web Cam Girls to Help You Start Your Week Off Proper (NSFW)
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She’s Ruining Herself in One Easy Step (NSFW)
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World’s Fattest Woman is Also a Murderer or Something
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Jordan Carver Gets Sexy at Bathtime (NSFW)
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Katie Price is in a Bikini Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Start Monday Right With These Sexy Games
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