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2022

13

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are titties too….

I am into the tiny tits because that’s just what you do what you’re a fan of tits, you appreciate all of them, from small to big, perky to sloppy, even the gross fucking tits, and you know there are gross tits, are still titis…that deserve to be stared at even if jerking off to them is more challenging.

The truth is that I find girls with manageable tits hotter, maybe I’m from the “more than a handful” era of the 80s and 90s that told me that was where you wanted to land…indoctrinated by a pre-hormone in the food era of manageable tits….or maybe I’ve seen one too many sloppy tits bigger than my head turn into a sloppy body too big for one seat on the plane….either way, the tiny tit comes on a tighter package, has more perk, has just as much personality, has lower cancer rates apparently, and since they are tits, are a good time…

If you or someone you know has tiny tits, don’t chop em open and fill them up with toxic whit…it’s not worth it…the way you are naturally is the right way….and if it takes a pervert like me, a guy who would fuck a pile of broken glass just to see if I could feel, even harder if it was previous a jar of smoked herring, so that the smell brings me to that familiar place, but yeah…

If it takes a pervert like me, who loves tits to say, GOOD tits, hot tits, show me your tits, and get as excited as the first time I saw a tit with every tit I see….then I’m just doing my job….saving tiny tits….EVERY FUCKING DAY…..

Unfortunately, I’m not very influential and if you’re reading this, I’m sure you don’t have tits worth saving, since you’re an old dude who hasn’t figured out the internet is over on social media not websites…

THE LAST OF US…

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2022

13

Dec

Lea Michele Tits of the Day

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I don’t know if Lea Michele has officially cut her dick off yet, but I am going with “Not Enough Estrogen” on this transition that like Jamie Lee Curtis, has still not been made public, despite all of us knowing the truth, thanks to their hard features….

Sure, you may have both genitals, and you may live out life as a woman, but that doesn’t mean there’s not a set of balls tucked between the labia and the anus.

I know what you’re thinking, WHO IS LEA MICHELE…

Well, she was on this show called Glee and they tried to convince us that she was a hot chick, something I never believed…she is now face filler, face filtered and rumored to be a mom, but you know that a pregnancy suit was used for that troll, and this is her doing slutty selfies that look like she’s just tired selfies….

FUN….but not really.

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2022

13

Dec

Lily Allen Almost Upskirt of the Day

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I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave her a record deal to keep her from embarrassing them more than she already had growing up rich….

I used to hate on her pretty aggressively when she was at her most popular, but I guess she’s basically disappeared, so it’s not worth hating on her at all….who fucking cares…

The truths is that I call her a rich kid, but according to revisionist history WIKIPEDIA, her dad was a pantomime actor….and star……which doesn’t sound so lucrative, unless he had important friends in the scene who would help his kids out, or he was a sugar baby to someone who was more connected like the mom who was a producer on some hit movies like Shaun of the Dead, but that could have been after Lily Allen, so maybe she was the one with the money….with the connections, either way, second generation entertainment industry…

Over the decades she’s been around we’ve seen her shitty tits, now she’s happy by the tree in a slutty dress that may be pre-coitus, who cares….it’s Lily Allen….some 40 year old mom….boring.

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2022

13

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are pretty hypnotizing….when I see a pair of tight pants walking up ahead from me, I actually put shit into top gear and risk it all by risk dying of a heart attack, you know, shitting myself right there on the grocery store floor, or sidewalk I’m on all to get closer….

Today, I walked an extra block to see a bitch in tight pants picking up her dog’s shit and she knew precisely why I was there, since I don’t bother trying to be subtle when I know any girl in a pair of tight pants is an attention seeking whore, it’s a different era…..back in the day they’d pretend that they were being modest and that I was the pervert…now we know everyone’s intentions and we work together towards that common goal…

So yeah, tight pants are worth celebrating, when they go on, they should be made into content to be jerked off to, because really, jerking off to a chick picking up her dog’s shit in tight pants is that next level to walking a block and staring that they aren’t quite ready for….BUT THEY WILL Be.

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2022

13

Dec

Britney Spears Posts a Mile High Club Video of the Day

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There’s a conspiracy that Britney Spears is actually the original Britney Spears, but the people identify her replacement as the original Britney Spears .

There was apparently a Drew Barrymore movie with the same premise, that she had her body double pretend to be her, so everyone thought the body double was her, so when she returned from her hiatus, no one believed the original Drew Barrymore was Drew Barrymore and the people wanted the body double….

I don’t know who this is, is it original Britney, is it stand in Britney, is it some sort of clone they made in the Disney lab years ago who finally figured out consciousness, hence the whining for freedom….

I just know that it’s probably not Britney Spears or if it is, it was shot 10 years ago and they are passing it off as recent, because if Britney was at the airport, in NYC, in recent content….the paparazzi would have the pics….

WHERE IS BRITNEY…why the gap tooth…..I guess we can ask her husband, a hired actor, who you can imagine how being cast as Britney Spears’ husband worked out or will workout for his career after she is officially announced dead.

Point of the story, whoever this is, old Britney, new Britney, real Britney or fake Britney, she’s being a slut in a private jet, or a set that looks like a private jet, and that’s what matters.

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2022

13

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here is a random compliation of girls who are supposed to be wearing swimwear, but that could be wearing panties….or not waring much at all…

Not all are on the beach, some by the pool, some just inside taking selfies…

As an undiagnosed autistic, it’s a big fucking mess of what the fuck am I looking at, but I figure put it all together for you every week to celebrate the girls who are celebrating swimwear, knowing it’s the foundation of the internet or social media, because the girl you know in a bikini, was what kept you around that social media world, and look how far we’ve gone as a perverted people because we all stuck around on social media, just waiting for more bikini pics like the pervert scumbags we are….

I don’t know when these are from, some seem like they are from the 80s, but ultimately, who cares, it’s a bunch of bikini, bikini-like, swimwear and that’s obviously ENOUGH…..bitches have got famous and rich off swimwear alone…so the least we can do is keep that trend alive.

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2022

13

Dec

Edgy Argentine Nude Hip Shoot of the Day

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I used to produce gutter nude shoots with various lovely women around the world from the comfort of my soiled couch…it was a lot of fun but a waste of fucking time, or too much effort for no actual return and it wasn’t like I was a MeToo motherfucker getting pussy from the collab and it wasn’t like I was making money off the collab….it was just something to do….that I stopped doing….

That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the concept of random girls, whether they identify as selfie models, or instagram models, or artists, or fitness influencers, or random ass nobody strippers and homeless chicks who need 20 dollars or not doesn’t matter….doing nude shits…

It’s the hipster, instagram model, nude for art good times…..nude for porn they call art, nude for clout, nude for attention, nude for the sake of being nude on the itnernet….and I like it…

Now that all chicks get naked on the internet, it’s probably a lot easier to find chicks to get naked on the internet, so maybe 2023 will be me producing not quite porn, we’ll package as art, because it’s that grey area you want to be in….

In the meantime, we can check out other people’s work, like this racy model by photographer for nakid magazine …since it’s modern, alt, wild and involves pussy touching WITH mouth….this hipster model edgy alt instagram art porno shoot just got real…and it’s nice to see people still like to have a good time….maybe even too good of a time…

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2022

13

Dec

Ass to Ass Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Yoga Fail

Girl in Pantyhose

Girl Stretches

Yoga Handstand

STRETCH

Morning Stretch

CAR Wash

Strong Legs

TIGHT Shorts

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2022

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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We are being run by possessed demons….the worms in their brains telling them what to do…while beng surrounded by other people with worms in their brains begging for motherfuckers to rule them harder….but we’re not fucked…just sit on the sidelines and watch….

But it is funny to see them go after their fall guy and call him out for the gain of function research that he funded to create the virus that they tried to destroy our lives with…..

As it turns out….I have funded gain of function research into creating new viruses also….

It was in the vaginas of some of the dirtiest street whores I’ve paid….to have romantic back alley love with….leaving behind some kind of mess I’d assume was a biohazard at the very least…

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2022

12

Dec

Jordyn Jones Dance Booty in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why I post Jordyn Jones pics whenever I see them….it’s almost like I am fascinated with an inbred white trash girl who was destined to sell meth in the trailer park or behind the convenience store parking or various barnes peppered through her Michigan rural neighborhood, and by sell meth I mean suck dick and fuck for meth, same same but different….

ONLY….lucky for her she’s rich thanks to mom seeing her as a cute object that Hollywood would be happy to exploit until she was too old to exploit, so they threw her out to fend for herself as a girl who sells half naked pics of herself as she figures out what else a girl who dances can do…

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