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2022

16

Nov

Denise Richards Nude in Bed of the Day

Denise Richarsds was in some viral story yesterday about how she was shot at in a road rage incident on her way to some movie she’s filming, probably with Billy Baldwin, so you know it is going to suck.

Getting that headline, meant THROW UP A HIGHLY EDITED NUDE ON MY FAN SITE, because people will be looking her up and it’s a great opportunity to get paid, even if her nudes are some of the weirdest nudes out there….nudes that I can only refer to as old lady nudes…because she missed the generation of how to nude because she is from a pre-internet time.

Despite being rich or a housewife, or a rich housewife, she’s still out there hustling, maybe because her Charlie Sheen kid turned 18 and Child Support ended, maybe because she’s a compulsive spender, or maybe because she likes the attention or the idea that dudes are such fucking weirdos they would pay to see her nude way past her prime….I mean she’s too blown out for AIDS ridden Charlie Sheen to keep around, he had to give her away to her new husband AARON, who was also shot at…..

So my theory is, they hired the guy to shoot them to sell nudes, because they need the money, maybe FTX brought them down, or they need dudes jerking off to a highly edited Denise to remind AARON that he’s with a girl people want to fuck, which fades when they fully rot out like an old log in the forest.

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2022

16

Nov

Stella Hudgens Nude Mirror Selfie of the Day

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If you cross your eyes hard enough, like those Magic Eye posters in the 90s, this looks as close enough to super star Disney celebrity Vanessa Hudgens, who we can assume put Stella up to the nude selling, or that Stella put herself up to in a way to climb out of the shadows, while knowing people only really care because she’s super star Disney celebrity Vanessa Hudgens sister……that I assume put Stella up to this since Vanessa Hudgens has been producing nudes since the first phone camera existed, but can’t becasue she has a mainstream appeal to maintain…so might was well get the sister on the hustle…and while looking at these BOBS, I think it’s a solid strategy….good sister vs naughty sister, something for everyone to jerk off to depending on the mood.

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2022

16

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Workout Wednesday is a reminder to stay fit, or to at least go to the gym pretending to stay fit so that you can jerk off to all the girls who still value being fit because they know that it’s better than being fat, better than being disgusting, and better for business when everyone just gets naked on the internet for money these days, probably better for scoring rich guys in the hook up apps too, since rich guys aren’t going to settle for fat slobs, and rich guys can offer them the lifestyle they all need….

The key to jerking off to gym pussy being slutty in the gym for the internet is not getting noticed, so cut a hole in that workout map and pretend you’re doing back extensions….and definitely leave it out of the lockerroom unless you’re smart enough to have changed your gender to trans….so that you use the ladies lockerroom, since the gym locker room is where the gays go to stare at dicks and if you’re seen jacking off, it’s an invite to gay sex, which in this era, is probably something you’re into….so long as you bust nut at the end…because the world is one big faggot.

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2022

16

Nov

Pam Anderson Wet Lingerie of the Day

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The internet is telling me that this is Pam Anderson in 2022, which means she’s on some Madonna level shit where she’s fully altered her old ass body and face, which wouldn’t be too crazy a concept since she had at least 3 tit-jobs in the 90s alone…and that was before people were getting tit-jobs on every medical spa corner….you know like in this instagram era of “turn yourself into a face filter”….

It seems pretty familiar, but maybe it’s just Pam Anderson doing classic Pam Anderson posing….I’m not qualified to do a carbon test or count the rings on her pussy to know how aged out her already well traveled in the 90s pussy is.

Pam Anderson was proof that having a set of fake tits that cost 5-10k was all you needed to matter in America….to live that American dream and proof the sex tape was a good marketing hook…so in a lot of ways she was the internet before the interent….but better than that “I’m The Internet” song that only 2 of you will remember….

She was a hot thing jerked off to by many….that is what her epitaph reads because being basically dead, she’s not dead yet.

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2022

16

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Based on the number of Pussy Wedgies I’ve seen in my barely exciting life, you know basically every time I leave the house there is at least one fat pussy being suffocated by a pair of leggings, which makes me think someone in college or with a job that doesn’t allow work from home likely sees a fuck of a lot more pussy wedgies in a given day, which almost makes me want to go back to school or get a job, but I am too lazy for that…..but pussy wedgies man….they can rook you in and sell you on a whole lot of shit you don’t actually want to do….they call it pussy power and you can see every rich and poor dude cutting child support checks who fell victim to it. It’s a real condition.

Anyway, based on the number of pussy wedgies I see in my very lonely bunker of a life, assuming that if the sample size was bigger, there would be a ton more pussy wedgies, because girls fucking love showing of their pussies, or love how it feels to have a pair of pants pulled up in their pussy like a socially acceptable sex toy that in the right position, like walking or sitting at their desk, can make them cum.

We may be surrounded by cum soaked pussies from said pussy wedgies that are being marketed as fashion but are actually just PERVERSION….

Or maybe, I’m the pervert….which has been said before and that I kinda think is true after 18 years of running this hybrid porn site no one reads.

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2022

16

Nov

Jordyn Jones Dance Ass of the Day

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I guess Jordyn Jones is on my radar because I seem to be posting her every week, despite there being actual celebs out there being slutty, who have way more star power, despite their behavior of being low level instagram girls, as they try to eliminate the instagram girls and reclaim all the eyeballs, in a bring it back to the controlled narrative, it’s too risky having people who aren’t owned by the industry with big audiences….shut up anyone not working for the man.

Anyway, I may like Jordyn Jones because she looks inbred….or like she’s from a broken home, all poor as shit, with dirt on her face as she tries to suck dick in the back of the barn for some money to buy baby formula…it’s a fetish….

I may like her because she’s a dancer and I’ve had sex with a dancer and they basically dance on your dick with vigor even when you barely have a dick….it’s magical…even though dancing is embarrassing…

I may like her because she hustles dudes with the lowest level nudes that they pay for like the desperate low testosterone barely man cucks they are.

Who knows, but here she is.

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2022

16

Nov

Renee Olstead Racy Photoshoot of the Day

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Renee Olstead is a name that you probably haven’t thought of for a while, at least I haven’t though about her for a while, because her sleazy content now that she’s dropped out of acting to become a direct to consumer smut peddler, even though she’s out here showing her tits, which deserves to be celebrated….

I figure these are from her paid site, so think of it as stealing from the rich to give to the poor, on some Robin Hood kick, only I didn’t actually steal shit, they are already all over the internet.

Instead, I am just working as her marketing arm, promoting her, getting her name and tits back into your minds so that YOU buy into her budding business of NUDES….so you can follow on INSTAGRAM for all that info.

She dropped off the scene in 2018….no longer working in Hollywood, which is always weird to see for someone who worked in Hollywood. They usually keep on giving them shit work…maybe Hollywood ate her up and shat her out and this is the broken Renee trying to rebuild herself…in her own way…

But according to her WIKIPEDIA, she was part of the FAPPENING nude hack that exposed 50 celeb nudes and got a dude sent to jail for his noble work, it was back in 2011 and in getting the guy fucked, she said she attempted suicide after the nude photographs were leaked, adding that she had never before considered suicide before the hacking….

Amazing what 11 years does to a girl….was it like “they’ve seen it, they want it, I get turned on by that or see dollars in that”….or was she lying on the stand at the time….we will never know as we stare at her big round high nippled tits.

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2022

16

Nov

Modern Day Shopping and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Buffalo Attack

Trans Fight

Zombie Land!

What Happened to You Girls?

Coming Out Party Weirdness…

CNN Accidentally Captures a Nazi Salute

Bird Gets Fed!

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2022

16

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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We live in a degenerate society, filled with perverts being perverts, monetizing perversion, complaining about mental health issues, that are really just an excuse for being lazy fucks, so that they can get more money from their parents, sponsors, without ever really participating in actual real life….

So it’s only natural that the powers that be are trying to legalize weed, you know in efforts to keep people down, medicated, zombie like…

You have to be suspicious of weed because the evil powers that be are trying to legalize it.

You can assume that it’s just a way for them to make more money regulating more bullshit because they are greedy extortionists who would tax every cent you made, then tax that tax, and tax it again, so you’re left owning them money on every cent you make…..if you know what I mean….

You can also assume that a unstable society is one that allows them to have more control, because everyone is scared to leave the house, broke, or miserable….

So legalizing weed opens the door to legalize worse drugs to really help fuel the total collapse that they can come in and save us from….MAKE THE PEOPLE LAZY….while CONTROLLING the SUPPLY and MAKING money…..BRILLIANT….

What they don’t realize is that weed is pretty fucking awesome, they are too busy being boring nerds who work in the lawmaking world to know…..that weed is better than anti depressants for anxiety, better than pain meds for pain, and it fights cancers that their big pharma companies profit so heavily on……it also opens people’s eyes, or parts of their brain that they have been shutting down, so weed may have the inverse effect on what they are aiming for…..MAKE them ZOMBIES, but instead make them distrust us and see the demons for what they really are…..BIG IF TRUE.

Here are some weed girls tapping into the weed market or showing off their weed use because clearly they think it’s cool….SPREADING the good word…LIKE A MODERN DAY MINISTRY…