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2012

21

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know especially since Facebook has deleted my right to add random people….even though that’s the only way to meet you people and connect with future friends..

Here are the stepLINKS….while I drink.

Remember How Flat And Awesome And Amazing Megan Fox’s Stomach Was In Transformers?
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Lindsay Lohan is in Shit again
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Dude Fucking With a Reporter Video
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25 Models to Follow on Instagram
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English in Many Fucking Languages
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100 funniest Sports Quotess
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Selena Gomez Is Some Young Undamaged Meat
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Rihanna Is Probably Good At Tea Bagging… Here’s Why…
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Stan Lee’s 25 Greatest Comic Book Creations
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Jennifer Hawkins Sweet Bikini Runway
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I Wish Kaya Danielle Would Be My Girlfriend (NSFW)
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Crissy Moran is Slutty in Black Mesh (NSFW)
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Meet Ingrid De (NSFW)
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Prince Harry And Ryan Lochte Got Into A Drunken Swim Race At 3AM
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Free Cam Shows For Some Tuesday Sexy (NSFW)
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20 Hottest Photos of Katrina Darling
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This Girl is Fingering Herself and It’s All on Video (NSFW)
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Yulia is a Hot Ukrainian Babe (NSFW)
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The 100 Hottest Sports Babes from Movies and TV
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Amanda Bynes Got Into Another Car Crash WTF
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times (NSFW)
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Ashley Juggs Tanning Topless Video (NSFW)
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Kate Moss Topless on a Yacht (NSFW)
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Gotta Love a Babe in a Bath (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Pokies in a Thin White Blouse (SITE NSFW)
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Kristen Stewart Finally Surfaced
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True Blood’s Kelly Overton Has One Hot Body
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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auora Snow is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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OMG HOVER BIKE YESSSSSS (VIDEO)
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Mother Of The Year “Lakeshia Richmond” Almost Kills Son’s Football Coach With Bat After He Allegedly Molested Kids (Interview With Mom) [Video]
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Maria Sharapova’s Legs For Hamptons Magazine (VIDEO)
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Gotta Love a Hottie in a Short Short Skirt (NSFW)
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Crizzy and Eva Get It On (NSFW)
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SYLVESTER STALLONE WAS IN A PORN WEHN HE WAS YOUNG AND HERE IS THE VIDEO (NSFW)
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Babes in Jumpsuits Turn Me On
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Natalia Ramos Bikini Shots
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Sweet Amateur Teen On on Camera (NSFW)
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Fuck Blossom is Disgusting
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Jennifer Aniston Tits And Bra
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Vanessa Hudgens Flashes Bare Ass In This Awesome Upskirt
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Shortest Marriages in Sports
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The Best Workout
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Lea Michele Disgusting in NYLON
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Laura Whitmore in a Romper like a Baby
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Michelle Keegan Legs
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Sofia Vergara Thickness
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Mariah Carey Tank
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Nina Dobrev Legs
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Olivia Munn Showing TItty
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Hazing Bitches
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Lesbos and Scary Movies
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Horny Drunk Sluts
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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2012

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Not As Hot as the Girl She’s Next To of the Day

I don’t know when these Lindsay Lohan beach pictures were taken, but I do know that the girl standing next to Lohan is far hotter than Lohan, which is a bad strategy when trying to reposition your sex appeal as awesome tits everyone once wanted to titty fuck…..the red herpes ridden vagina we didn’t care was having an outbreak…

I also know that my life was better back when Lohan was blowing up my phone with text messages back in 2008….4 years is a long time without hot, crazy celebrity messages in my iPhone….

But I survived and you will too, just not too sure if Lohan will.

RIP Motherfucker, in advance.


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

21

Aug

Camille Rowe Hot for Free People of the Day

Camille Rowe is an amazing model WHO I HAVE POSTED NUDE PICS OF IN THE PAST ….sh’e fucking hot, has great pierced nipples she’s not afraid to get paid to show off in pictures, like a good little model whore I would want to make an honest woman out of, if honest woman is defined by fucking a bitch up the ass til I cum while she’s asleep…..you know I’m classy like that….

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2012

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudges Ass Flash of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is strategic as fuck…she knew her pole dancing in her lingerie for some Nic Cage movie was gonna drop, so she strategically positioned her pantyless ass to get her skirt blown up in pictures, you know for an extra push…..because whoring is something she’s been doing since she’s been 12….and whoring on the internet is something she’s been doing since she was 17…I’ve seen the pics…and I’m sure you have too…


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2012

21

Aug

Bai Ling in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Bai Ling is 50 years old…but like all Asians, especially the ones who work at the convenience store by my house, are still totally worth fucking as they spend their family fortunes living lives of luxury in the Western world, but always willing to give a handjob for 50 dollars or less….it’s a cultural thing…..

I am not really interested in going deeper into this….Bai Ling’s been irrelevant since before I started blogging, I just figured why not help her remind the world she exists. I’m a hero like that…I should charge her for advertising…cuz you know what…I want a private fucking jet.


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Posted in:Bai Ling

2012

21

Aug

Lucy Pinder’s Awesome Tits in her Calendar Preview of the Day


Lucy Pinder tweeted this preview picture of her 2013 Calendar shoot, and it is amazing…it has forced me to embrace these Glamour models more than I already have, because up until a month ago, I ignored they existed, cuz their not quite hot enough to be an actual model, not quite talented enough to be more than a Cashier, Stripper or Waitress, and not quite eager enough to do porn….really pissed me off…..but now…I like all girls who get topless in pictures…especially when they have something to prove….

So I am going to start writing them love letters instead of mocking them, cuz tits like this are just fucking outrageous….like an amusment park ride for my mouth, hands and dick that I never want to get off….ever after I get off…

If you know what I mean….


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Posted in:Lucy Pinder

2012

21

Aug

Mila Kunis Decent Booty Shot of the Day


I don’t know when this Mila Kunis picture is from, I just know that her ass is in a pair of leggings, but more importantly, that this ass that is in leggings is getting fucked by Ashton Kutcher, despite the remnants of Culkin’s semen attached to the asshole like some kind of tattoo she can’t remove…scars really….that won’t be as offensive as the fetus growing in her womb that we all know is weeks away from being announced…cuz that’s what happens to girls at 30 who really feel connected to old friends from when they were 14 who they’ve grown up together in Hollywood with….something no one can take from them….

I know people love her and think she’s hotter than she is….so that’s why I’m posting it….


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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

21

Aug

Kelly Brook Shitty Upskirt of the Day


This is hardly an upskirt when dealing with a cunt, literally, that we’ve already seen…you know in a photoshoot where She rock’s out her chicken mcnugget dick clit….pussy be sticking it’s tongue out at me like we are in elementary school and I’m being ostracized by all the girls as they point and laugh….leading to a lifetime of bullying girls…but I don’t like to think it is related…I like to think I am more into hating all people equally, no matter what the gender or ethnicity is….


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

21

Aug

Olivia Wilde Boring on the Beach of the Day


I can’t stand Olivia Wilde…partially cuz I don’t know who she is or what she has been in, but mainly because I hate stage names….I get it…her real last name is COCKBURN and that shit doesn’t really scream sexy, sex object I want to have unprotected sex with….if anything COCKBURN was probably responsible to a lot of ridicule and teasing when she was growing up…you know in the 80s when teasing was allowed and didn’t become lawsuits against the school, the bus company, all parties involved, etc….you know when teasing made people make moves…like changing their name before getting famous to something that isn’t COCKBURN…cuz the only time I like thinking about COCKBURN is after fucking the toaster, or when applying ointment to my wounds, and even then…I’m not really a fan…

She’s on the beach, she’s uninteresting, she should be in a bikini, but I’m posting it anyway…


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Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2012

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Working a Pole in her Bra and Panties of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is re-inventing herself from the useless Disney Pawn who probably had to suck dick to get the job and more importantly who probably got paid 12 dollars a day at the job, cuz Disney’s currentcy is giving kids the chance at being famous, getting them fans, but once they hit a certain age, it is up to them to figure out the whore they need to take…whether it is posting nude pics of some 5 o’clock shadow pussy, or doing this hustle, working a half naked stripper she could have become if her parents didn’t decide to rob her of her childhood instead….and although she’s got a little pudge, seeing her working the pole feels like home….

The movie is called The Frozen Ground.

Here’s the trailer…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens