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2012

10

Aug

Masha Novoselova Titties for PULP No.5 of the Day


Masha Novoselova is a model I’ve never heard of but who I can tell is from a communist country, even though that Iron Curtain fell….and communist jokes are a think of the 90s, played out and almost as boring as mail-order bride jokes…even though you can still buy mail order brides if you really wanted to, cuz the Russian Mob runs the sex trade and these women still want American citizenship cuz they haven’t realized that Levis and Cocacola they grew up craving isn’t all that exciting, and most of the USA is more war torn than their Russian infrastructure, but more importantly, that there are many rich as fuck Russians who can offer a way better life than the kind of guy who would buy a wife off the internet….

Not that that matters, what matters is that she gets naked for fashion like a good fucking model trying to be a household name…and I’m into that….cuz it is on the spectrum of whore and that’s all I ask or want from a girl…

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2012

10

Aug

Nathalia Ramos in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day


I’ve done my research on this NATHALIA RAMOS chick the last time she brought her 19 year old tits out in a bikini….

From what I gather from my extensive understanding of girls in staged paparazzi pics, she’s trying to get herself famous, because she is busty, an aspiring actor, cuz really what girl under 25 isn’t an aspirig actor these days…..filled with dreams of fame…and approval from the masses…when all she really has to realize is that she has rich parents, doesn’t need to make it for herself, and might as well just get topless for free to make some noise because I wan to see how this shit hangs without the whole build up of doing straight to DVD roles for the next 5 years before her broken dreams and feelings of failure take her to that dark place….

I guess her young, naive, feelings that she’s got a chance are kinda cute…but I prefer a more realistic approach to this kind of shit…especially when packing tits….

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2012

10

Aug

Kelly Brook is in Lingerie of the Day


Kelly Brook is a fucking pig of a woman….who I am not going to call fat, because I met a girl last night who I wanted to fuck, who knew about the site, and who told me that all I do is call chicks fat, and when I tried to explain to her that some of the girls are actually fat while pinching her stomach, she told me to fuck myself, leading to me not getting a blowjob in the bathroom….but I bet if I put a donut around my dick, I would of…cuz some girls….like Kelly Brook, can’t say no to sugary fried delights, no matter what the delivery system is….

What I am getting at is, if a girl has DDs, she’s usually gonna have a fat dumpy ass, and I don’t mind calling her out on it, cuz everyone else is sucking her dick-clit….and paying her big bucks that should go to someone who has DDs, isn’t 100 years old, and isn’t sloppy yet….

So repetitive in calling these girls fat or not…it is what it fucking is – I don’t make them eat all that cake – they do it to themselves – and you are the real asshole.

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2012

10

Aug

Stella Hudgens Tube Top Bikini of the Day


Stella Hudgens is Vanessa Hudgen’s little sister, who I am pretty sure is 16, but more importantly, has taken her sister’s lead, you know a page out of her fucking book, in efforts to get known, cuz even at a young age, she knows she has to outdo all her sister has done, because her sister paved the way for her to make noise, and no one wants to be a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, it is embarrassing….even if you are blood….

So she’s slowly getting more and more scandalous….and sure these arent’ self shot nudes…but they are a step in the right direction….

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2012

10

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a See Through of the Day


Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend who is probably not her boyfriend but her publicity stunt that he agreed to allow happen cuz it worked as a publicity stunt for him – knowing her huge fan base really cares about what she’s up to and even though he’s already a big deal…there is no harm having the media talking about him more…cuz that’s what having a Napolean complex is all about….I may be 5 foot 2 bitch….but I’m Kanye West….kinda thing…and who really cares about him…the real issue is this bitch, rocking a bra, showing off her fat tits for attention while carting around a black man like this was a plantation in the south….all for contrived personal gain….representing all that is wrong in the world….pretty much pissing on her religious, armenian father’s grave, having used her trust fund to fund an interracial porn career….that ballooned as hard as her ass ballooned…into this….

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2012

10

Aug

Lana Del Rey – Vogue Italia – August 2012 of the Day

Lana Del Rey may be one of the bigger jokes in the music scene, as far as I am concerned, which pretty much means nothing, cuz my opinion doesn’t matter, especially when it comes to analyzing the music industry, because I am neither an authority on the shit…or an authority on anything…

I will say I’ve seen her live performances back when she was making tons of noise with her YOUTUBE viral video success and I am pretty sure she fucking sucked….not to mention she has little sex appeal….just an average rich chick with plastic surgery who made thanks to daddy’s money, and that’s not even what offended me, cuz if I had a rich dad, I’d milk it too, that’s just competitive fucking advantage, but it was just some candy coated garbage that the public ate up…and now she’s seen as some icon…when I think she was better being a tormented rich kid, on drugs, with no commercial success….it’s better for low self esteem to feel worthless….at least when it comes to having sex with them…..

Either way, here she is in Vogue Italia…boring…

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2012

10

Aug

Xenia Deli, Charlotte Carey and Cora Skinner in Lovecat Magazine of the Day

This video is shot for Lovecat Magazine and it is called Kittens of the Desert, which is crazy because it doesn’t have any kittens in it at all, there’s no wild desert cats and that is some false marketing, totally misleading, pretty much confusing me when I watched it thinking it would be informative, only to be pretty much naked or half naked hot chicks rolling around in jean shorts and boots in the desert….reminding me that nature is better with nudity….

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2012

10

Aug

Miranda Kerr Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day


Instagram is the most policed site I have ever been a part of…it is either run by a gang of 12 year olds…or a gang of dirty fucking hippie motherfuckers who think the world is meant to be flowers and fucking rainbows….where people like me, who have an opinion, sure a useless opinion, but an opinion none the less, dropping some of the best jokes ever on random pics, don’t fucking belong….so they get rid of social bullies by being a bully….and not letting people like me in their bullshit hippie spirit circle and that’s some oppressive shit…

But at least models like Miranda Kerr use it post pics of their bikinis, even though I’m boycotting it, I’ll still steal pics from it…

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2012

10

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


You know really ruins the coconut water trend for me….everytime I drink the shit, thinking I am all exotic and getting healthy, recovering from a hangover and rehydrating, a filled with potassium and only 100 calories all natural goodness….a girl says to me “you like that shit? It tastes like cum!”…..

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Ben Affleck’s Not Directing The Justice League Thank God
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Michigan Priest Gets Caught in Compromising Situation
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These Lesbian Sluts Have the Squirts (NSFW)
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Jeska is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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2012

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I fall in love every time there is a flash rain storm and girls who are wearing white and going braless are caught in it, usually trying to hide themselves, before giving up because they’ve been beat…I am a romantic like that….and now I am going to write a love song about it as I masturbate and cry….and while I do that…

While I’m doing that, here’s an amazing NASA Fail, that cost them millions, cuz millions of dollars going up in flames, are the best kinds of fails for those of us who can’t pay rent…watch NASA Mock us with their money…so rich they burn the shit…they need a hip hop video….that’s enough nerd shit…I’m going to talk to girls…

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Hey Liberty Ross, Forget Your Cheating Husband, I’ll Take Care of You
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Sharon Stone is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Over Excited Sports Commentator Over an Awesome Ass
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Natalie Portman Does a Magazine
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Hottest Female Athletes from Each Sport
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Joanna Krupa Wants To Show You Her Nipples. Here, Look!
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Annalynne McCord May Have Lost Some Main Organs
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Lady Gaga Says She’s A Free Spirit, Dances Topless And Has Sex On Beaches, I Say She’s an Attention Whore
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Sophie Turner Tweets Some Bikini Goodness
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And The Gold Medal For Sexiness Goes To
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I’d Like to Be All Over Bailey Knox (NSFW)
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Sandy is Sexy in the Kitchen (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Hollar
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Heath Ledger’s Joker Made Out of Skittles Is Awesome
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Dorky Chick Works It with a Vibrator (NSFW)
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The Hottest Outdoor Female Olympians
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Rhian Sugden Wins Gold (NSFW)
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And Today in TLC Freakery – VIDEO
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Samara Weaving Bikini Nip Slip
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Huge Tits or Beautiful Ass
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Sarah Harding’s Hard Nipple Pokies
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Here Comes Another Fat Ass Reality Show
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Ashton Kutcher Got to Stand Next to Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And I Hate Him
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Looking Good Sweetheart Part 2
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Jayden James And Lisa Ann…Yes Please! (NSFW)
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I’d Like To Rub Myself All Over Naomi Campbell
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Kim Kardashian Not Only Is She A Cow, She Wears Them Too. Fucking Genius!
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A Little Soul Train
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Women’s Water Polo Nipslips (NSFW)
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Hide Ya Kids: Preschool Teacher On Trial For Keeping Creepy Journal And Inappropriate Images Of Children
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A Gallery of Sexy Self Shots (NSFW)
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I’d Love to Be All Over Lada Love (NSFW)
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The Strange Tale Of The Cam-Girl With No Vagina (NSFW)
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Minka Kelly Augments Hotness By Walking Around With A Fat Friend
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Tits on a Roof Anyone? (SITE NSFW)
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Joan Rivers Handcuffed Herself to a Costco Shopping Cart
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Kris Jenner Negotiated Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Deal? You Don’t Say…
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Kobe Bryan Flirts With Olympians
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Female Politician With The Biggest And Hottest Tits
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Ashley Greene in Nylon
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Backyard Roller Coaster
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Maria Menounos Weird Sunbathing
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Malin Akerman Underboob
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Shenae Grimes in Shorts
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Minka Kelly is Thick
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Velvet Sky is Interesting
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Fetish Model Maryse Ouellet Photoshoot
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Rosario Dawson Photoshoot
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini of the Day
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Office Fetish Porn
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The Craziest in Fisting
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