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2012

09

Aug

Sofia Vergara Tits for Allure September of the Day


Sofia Vergara has got some pretty ridiculous tits….her whole story bores me because I know it is a marketing lie…and I am convinced that her accent is just played up bullshit that is Hollywood’s way of pretending that they are giving a minority a chance, when really they are just an old boys club who give no one a chance…but then again, she could just be some rich Colombian with a dream and a violent coke cartel army behind her that broke legs to make this whole fame thing happen….but I’m not convinced there was any real struggle in her life and I guess none of that matters…cuz she’s here, she’s old, but busty and sometimes tits are all it takes to ignore conspiracy…..

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2012

09

Aug

Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer Inside Fitness Magazine of the Day

These girls might be strippers who were given a chance….and UFC may have taken off harder than expected…but they are also pretty fucking fit…and I generally like girls who are fit…as long as they are not overly fit and their clit’s don’t start growing into dicks…you know the kind of fit that is low body fat but more importantly that makes a bitch lose her period making her hardly a bitch…even though fucking girls who can’t get their period and the whole no pregnancy thing is a hot concept and the reason I got for HPV ridden, hysterectomy girls, cuz that way you can’t really get trapped…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|Brittany Palmer

2012

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am exhausted from all the sexting…..it is like every night is a series of me getting drunk and social networking girls to send me nudes, despite being anti-social…when really I should be sticking my dick in these whores…but I’m too lazy to meet them…the whole thing drains me and reminds me that the internet is the fucking devil…technology is going to ruin us….and I’m gonna ideally be an evil billionaire from it…..

In the meantime, here are some links…

Meanwhile on the Roads in Russia – VIDEO
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Pics of Very Drunk Version of Olympic Belgian Cyclist Gijs Van Hoecke
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Joan Rivers Versus Costco – VIDEO
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Pogo Fun in Hong Kong
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Who’s Hotter? The Women In Original Movies vs. The Women In Their Remakes
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Sexy (NSFW)
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Top 10 porn fails compiled into 1 hilarious video (NSFW)
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Nic Cage and Mickey Mouse Read ’50 Shades of Grey’ in Bed – VIDEO
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Kristee is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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2012

09

Aug

Sophie Turner Bikini Ass for Twitter of the Day


Sophie Turner is my kind of Lawyer…you know the kind who wishes she was a bikini model so badly that instead of practicing law, she runs around taking pics of herself in bikinis, hoping that one may stick, and that the low level, bottom feeding fame she has, will pay off for her and will make her the next big thing, without realizing she’s pushing 30 and the more lucrative option is to practice law and be the hot lawyer rich guys want to fuck while going through their divorces…leading to all kind of gold digging opportunities…far better than posting shitty pics for losers who follow her on twitter to jerk off to….I hate seeing misguided pussy that fixates on trying to be the next hot thing, instead of using their brains…no wait…I hate seeing hot pussy use thier brains….keep the half naked coming bitch.

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2012

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the better part of the day – checking out girls and falling in love….with both theme and their shorts in a way that I want to make Disney worthy love stories with and I have come to the conclusion that I want to be re-incarnated as a bike seat….

Here are some stepLINKS while I cry myself to sleep at the porn theater….

Rihanna Does Cleavage
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Natalie Portman’s Topless
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Willa Ford Gets a Divorce
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One Arm MMA Fighter
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Katy Perry In A See Through Top
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When an ANTI Gay Protest Goes RIGHT
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This Kid Wants Cash and to Be Honest, I Don’t Blame Him (VIDEO)
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D.C. Man Receives Massive Gun After Ordering TV on Amazon
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Monica Cruz’s Agent Provocateur Lingerie Pictures
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Amy Childs is Not New Here but Should Come Around More Often
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Ièd Like to Be All Over Casey (NSFW)
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Briana Banks is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Brigitte Nielsen Wants Her Fans To Know That Even Though She Was Passed Out Drunk in a Park, She’s Totally Fine
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Free Cam Shows Are a Little Slice of Heaven (NSFW)
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Olympic Track Stars Hurdle Boobs and Pole Vault Over Butts
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Amateur Shows Off Her Titties (NSFW)
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Guess What Usain Bolt Ate Before Winning the 100 Meter
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Bar Refaeli in a Lace Bodysuit…WOW (SITE NSFW)
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They Call This The Brown Sugar Bus (NSFW)
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Penny Lancaster’s Pokies and an Itchy Crotch (NSFW)
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Natalie Portman is Dull
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Alright, I Admit It, The Cast off Jersey Shore Has Amused Me (VIDEO)
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Victoria Silvstedt Shows Us How She Makes A Living (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence Tight Body
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Drunk Woman Stops Traffic (VIDEO)
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Pure Comedy: Funny Man Aziz Ansari Puts A Hilarious Twist On Your Favorite Rappers Album Covers! [Pics]
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She’s Showing Off Her Tits (NSFW)
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Mandy and Sara Get It On (NSFW)
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Studio 211: Stunning Hot Babes! Photography! (NSFW)S
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Joanna Krupa & Her Sister Marta Hit The Beach For A Staged Shoot! OW!
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Sexy Tight Bodied Gal Gets Nude
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Maria Menounos Tight Body
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Jennifer Lawrence Shows Off Camel Toe In Spandex
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Randy Travis DUI is AMazing
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Little Kid Dive Fail
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Lindsay Lohan All New Upskirt
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Some Hot Olympians
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Rita Ora for Complex
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Mylene Klass in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence – Boring
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Maria Menounos Tight Dress
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Some Chick Named Chelsee Healy in Some Offensive Shorts
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Brigitte Neilsen Wasted
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Vanessa Hudgens in Some LIttle Shorts
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Lana Del Rey Legs
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Annalynne McCord Tight Pants
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Boyfriend
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Jordan Carver Bikini Top on Set
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Lesbian Teen Body Art
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Random Porn Videos
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If you haven’t watched this Cam Girl – You Haven’t Lived
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Some Bitch Caught in the Changing Room
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR FREE – CUZ THEY ARE SLUTS
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2012

08

Aug

Megan Fox in her Underwear for a Movie Trailer of the Day

Thanks to modern technology – there is always going to be access to a half naked Megan Fox before she was pregnant….and thank to post partum and a hatred for the baby who ruined your career and the man who polluted you with the baby that ruined your career through brain washing and guilt tripping, coupled with a need to make money, cuz the guy you let pollute you with a baby is not really a money maker, and 90210 money from the 90s can’t last forever….along with the fact that there are countless…millions even…hot girls who are more appealing than Alba who are fighting for the same gigs…and who are willing to get naked for those roles….I can assume she’ll be naked in movies before she dies…and it may be something to look forward to, depending on how she bounces back….

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2012

08

Aug

Cintia Dicker in Bikinis for Wildfox of the Day

Wildfox is some hipster clothing line that is smart enough to hire a hot, famous, red headed, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model, named Cintia Dicker for the most recent swim campaigns….

Cintia Dicker always reminds me that I have never fucked a red head, cuz the red heads I knew growing up, were not hot model types…but were the freaks red heads are marketed as….all strong, awkward, pale and out of a horror movie….leading to confusion when reading Archie comics, trying to understand why he was always tempted by the red head, but more importantly, leading to being grossed the fuck out when I realized the fire crotch existede….

But now…I just want to dick Cintia Dicker…and other red heads but they are their own species and they know I wronged at least one of their kind years ago…meaning it will probably never happen…but at least I can stare at her in her half nakedness…..it is better than nothing.

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2012

08

Aug

Miley Cyrus Ass in Little Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome…and she is pulling off some serious greatness on social networking lately….she’s doing better work than the paparazzi…and giving her fans a real reason to follow her….and that’s probably why she’s got more horny men up on her shit than she’s got teenage girls….cuz pervert men are far more loyal to pussy we want to fuck…than teenage girls are to girls who were once on a show they liked….and I can only assume Miley knows it, cuz why else would she putting up all these suggestive pics…unless i am just an old timer confusing today’s fashion trends as being suggestive….not that it matters…cuz what matters is that she’s pretty good to look at in pics….mainly cuz you can you cann stare at her ass and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that you know she comes with from being spoiled and damage to annoying as fuck….keep up the good work Miley….a leader of tomorrow….

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

08

Aug

Genevieve Morton for Bare Necessities Lingerie of the Day


Genevieve Morton is some South African model who I thought was substantially hotter….I have been watching her for the last few weeks…thinking that maybe she’d replace Candice Swanepoel with her blonde South African, high AIDS rate risk factor vagina…but after seeing this campaign for Bare Necessities…she’s not nearly what I thought she was….the only good news is that she’s posing half naked…but that willingness to get half naked only goes so far, especially in a world filled with dirty fucking whores who all want fame….

Either way, maybe it was just a bad shoot….here are the disappointing, yet half naked pics….

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2012

08

Aug

Nina Agdal for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

Nina Agdal is some model…She’s 20….she was in SI Swimsuit this year….she’s represented by a major modeling agency and now she’s the face of Frederick’s of Hollywood…a prestigious brand all the high class escorts have been buying their trashy lingerie from the last two decades….

I went to her facbeook page, trying to find out more about her and it read like a fortune cookie….all irrelevant words of wisdom that aren’t wise…but to a 20 year old…probably seem to be….here is some of her tips….that I don’t know how they relate back to posing half naked for a trashy lingerie company…but that’s ok…

Every person is a new door to a different world

Success comes in can’s, not cant’s

All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there

The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well

There is not formula for success except, perhaps, an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings

What comes from the heart, goes to the heart

We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out

Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back

Make the most of yourself, that is all there is of you

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth

You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them

A person can grow only as much as his horizon allows

The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others

As soon as people decide to confront a problem, they realize that they are far more capable than they thought they were

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but going out there and dancing in the rain

If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness

Never let the odds keep you from doing what you know in your heart you were meant to do

Open your arms to change, but don’t give up your values

It’s better to regret something you did than something you didn’t do

Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it

Fascinating.

Here are the pics….joining the roster of such memorable whores like Cindy Margolis, Pamela Anderson , Leeannn Tweeden and Shauna Sand…..Good hustle….

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