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2012

16

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Interracial Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is the biggest DJ Whore of them all…partially because she’s a massive human being a model and all, you know cuz Models are always pushing 6 feet and broad…but mainly cuz she married some black DJ and had his baby, that she luckily bounced back from, with a rockin, ripped body, that usually doesnt happen to normal woman cuz they throw their sex appeal away, while she knows she has to maintain the shit, otherwise homie will just knock up other models while she’s at home eating ice cream…..but more importantly…that Victoria’s Secret will fire her cuz they don’t like fat chicks…which is a good thing for me…but in this Politically Correct, Bully Free World….that shit is unacceptable and I should recruit a fat chick coalition publicity stunt….lingerie is for fat people too….brought to you by DrunkenStepfather….the site who hates fat people but loves going up against big business….for press….kinda thing…


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2012

16

Aug

NYPD Shoot a Dog of the Day

I have a dog, I consider him my only real friend or at least the only person I like, so seeing the jacked up, power hungry, power tripping NYPD cops shoot this dog makes me really fucking mad…I don’t care what their hot head, quick fire reasons are, I don’t care about September 11th or that they all think they are fucking heros….they are evil people and they need to be fucking punished for their crimes on an innocent dog who was just being loyal to its master….

I fucking hate people….especially when they fuck with dogs. This video is the fucking worst.

Posted in:Videos

2012

16

Aug

Kate Moss Hangs Out With Her Daughter for the First Time Ever and I Have Proof of the Day


In the decade I have been running this site, I have done a lot of Kate Moss posts, I find her hot and more importantly, I liked her rockstar lifestyle….

I always found it funny to laugh at her dating a heroin addict crackhead singer in a band who you know had herpes, meaning she has herpes too, herpes she probably had long before thanks to fucking everyone…life as a top modle making millions….

I always found it funny that when she was out being topless on luxury yachts, coked up and living like a party slut, that she had a kid, a kid she was never shot with, cuz her kid was somewhere else being raised by staff or some shit…

But finally, they are together, it what may be the first time.

Deadbeat, luxurious, party slut mothers you don’t know are mothers cuz of all the blow on their faces at 5 am….are the best.


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2012

16

Aug

Miley Cyrus is a See Through Sea Punk from the Future of the Day


Sea punk is some weirdness I’ve accidentally walked into at bars that are like goth, hippie, hipster weirdos with street punk hairstyles, outfits from the future, men who look like women and women who look like men, that I guess has trickled down into Miley’s hollywood, candy coated world, and that she’s channeled in her own style that everyone is falling in love with, and that I only care about cuz it involves legs, shorts tights, see through shirts and a fit young skinny body I want to K-Fed….

She’s amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Bikini of the DAy


These Kim Kardashian bikini pics for twitter are amazing…cuz Kim Kardashian is wearing a fat chick bikini you see middle aged women wear cuz their stomachs are as toned as a slaughted animal on the side of the road in an african village during a famine….ravaged and abused…you know one of those outfits they think compliments their bodies but really looks like fucking hell….or like bitch is into infantilism and trying to cover her adult diaper that in Kim Kardashian’s case is actually made of fat and not Pampers….and her incontenience of bladder control leakage is usally in the form of being peed on by Ray J in sex tapes that launch her career….a career that shouldn’t have ever happened….

She looks horrible. I dare you to try jerking off to this…unfortunately, I’ve jerked off to worst…and know you can pull this one off….that doesn’t make her any less disgusting!

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

16

Aug

Kate Upton Hiding her Gut for Twitter of the Day


Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…

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2012

16

Aug

Elaine Alden – New York Knick’s Landry Fields’ Groupie Pussy Pics of the DAy


I love no name groupie pussy who gold dig their way onto the cock of professional athletes, cuz professional athletes tour all kinds of cities, have more money than they know what to do with and and end up in bars and hotels in all kinds of cities, where they meet all kinds of sluts they would otherwise never meet who work as bar maids, bottle service girls and party sluts….and spot opportunity…but it take s certain kind of opportunist cocktail waitress slut to turn it all around and make motherfucker call her his gf so that she can call her low level self a model in hopes one day she’ll get booked as a model to help pay off her implants…I mean unless her scam to get knocked up by the motherfucker works first….

Her name is Elaine Alden and these are her self shot pics for the internet….She’s Hot. I’m in Love.

Posted in:Elaine Alden

2012

16

Aug

Shania Shaik Naked for GQ Italy of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model Shania Shaik, but I don’t that THIS FACEBOOK IS NOT HER … but more importantly, I know that she’s modeling kinda naked for September’s GQ Italy and that is almost as exciting as the two teen lesbians, they were actually hot and normal looking hipster girls, and not beefcake, small penis syndrome, angry lesbians I am used to….and they were tickling each other….in some fucking weird, yet erotic enough to give me a boner way….so here is Shania Shaik, totally unrealted to those teen tickling lesbians I now love, but will never love, cuz they were molested, hate cock, and lesbian is trendy…and so should Shania Shaik.

Posted in:Shania Shaik

2012

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With the increase in cancer and my level of pathetic, I find myself sexting cancer patients, you know Path Adams-ing them to make their bald, frail bodies feel loved and appreciated and not like the dying freaks they are, and with lines like “I’m gonna fuck the cancer out of your middle-aged rotting body so hard you’ll be praising my dick’s like it is a scaled down version of the black guy in Green Mile”…..for some reason…it doesn’t make them cum, but I blame the meds, pain, coma and inability to masturbate due to weakness for that….

I am a hero…Here are some morning links….

Part Time Security Guard, Part Time Hero – VIDEO
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The Funniest Fans at the Olympics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Alexa Cole is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Miami Zombie Atttack Prank – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Taught James Deen About Acting Hahahahahahahhahahahah
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The 20 Best Serious Movie Performances By Comedians
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Meet Olivia Wade – VIDEO (SEMI NSFW)
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Naked Triplets, Awhhh Yeah (NSFW)
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1990s Middle Schoolers Made Shocking Internet Prophecy
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Alice Goodwin is Suggestive (SEMI NSFW)
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2012

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

I get most of the girls….

Some just don’t get it…..Here are the stepLINKS….

Jennifer Lawrence has a Hot Fucking Ass
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UM CINNABON JUST GOT AMAZING
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Dog Says DO NOT WANT – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopez Ankles
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Chad Johnson Being Cut by the Dolphins!
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Hot Sports Groupie Sluts
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Roxeanne Dawn’s Hot Ass Makes Me Happy in this Playboy Shoot
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Miranda Kerr Fat Cunt Camel Toe
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Kelly Brook Has Very Large Tits. Here They Are
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Rally racing in Canada
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The 10 Best Movies Released After A Star’s Death
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Miranda Kerr and Jessica Gomes Work It Good
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maria (NSFW)
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Nikki Jackson is Big Breated (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Ohhhh Yeaaaaahh (NSFW)
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Shark Week: The Weirdest Sh*t Ever Found Inside Shark Stomachs
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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This Little Slut Has a Talented Vagina (NSFW)
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Previewing Best NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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Angela White Live Cam Show as a Cop
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Bitch Got Fired On HBO: The Ochocinco Edition – VIDEO
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I’d Like a Piece of Lizzie Caplan and Her Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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Annnnnnnd She’s Got a Finger Up Her Butt (NSFW)
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God Bless These Troops For Assisting With an Upskirt
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Nicole Kidman is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Jennifer Lawrence’s 22nd Birthday: The ‘Hunger Games’ Star’s Hottest Looks (PHOTOS)
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Ahhhhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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These Chicks Have Some Big Ass Tits
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (Possibly NSFW)
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Oh, Good Lord!: Miami Heat Dancer Auditions! [Video]
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This Bitch and Her Slutty Self Shots (NSFW)
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These Two Sluts Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Hooker Sues For Right To Work From Motel (NSFW)
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Lea Michele is Wearing Short Shorts
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Holy Shit Bai Ling Isn’t Dead Yet?
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Now Those Are Some Damn Big Tits (NSFW)
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Some Princess Kate Just Because
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Some Ribbon Gymnastics Dance
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Here’s One Babysitter I’d Like To Fuck
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Claudia Romani Commando On Miami Beach
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How Many Fake Twitter Followers do Rappers Have – Hilarious
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Arnold Schwarznegger is Back
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Best NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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This is Weird.
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Yvonne Scio for Maxim – Hot Tits
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Lana Del Rey Boring Ass Shot for Glamor Germany
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Sophie Srej for Glamour Italy
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LeAnn Rimes Midriff
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Gwen Stefani for Glamor
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Lindsay Lohan Hot Shopper
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Mary Louise Parker is a Whore on Set
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Kristen Bell In Esquire
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Czech Mega Swingers
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Hazing Bitches to Teach Them a Lesson is Amazing
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Random Porn Vids
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Cum on Hairy Pussy
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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