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2012

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump That is Actually an Afternoon Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve Martinez here.

I got a text from Jesus saying he would be home soon, which for normal people who grew up with normal lives and normal parents usually means something as simple as they are on their way home from work or picking up a gallon of milk, or saying they were on their way from work while actually out having an affair with you uncle/aunt.

But when you grew up like me, with the people I did, and you haven’t seen your step father since he stumbled out of the house drunk on Friday afternoon, who knows what has happened, how it’s gone down or when he will return.

So make a wish hoping  he comes home safe and sound every time you click one of these links. He needs all the help he can get.

Love, Marie-Eve

Set in Cement Forever….Whoops – VIDEO
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20 Hot Athletes You’ll Know After the Olympics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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LOL Compilation of the Day
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Kristen Stewart is Pretty So This Whole Thinbg is Her Fault
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Gallery: 11 iPhone Prototypes That Didn’t Make the Cut
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Well Hey There Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Drunk Girls Get Dirty on the Train (NSFW)
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Citizen Brings Gun to Knife Fight, Bags Grocery Store Slasher
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Hot Model Helps Us Start Thinsg Off (SITE NSFW)
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2012

27

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I neeed 10,000 followers on Instagram. You thanksless fucks comee to the site but don’t participate in any of my social networking and that hurts even though I am anti social….or at least anti social networking cuz the internet has gone soft with this no-bully bullshit, this don’t call a fag a fag bullshit, this you’re not supposed to be anonymous in a chat room like it was 95 a the wild west anymore, you’re supposed to be fucking regulated.

It makes me mad….


SO FOLLOW MY NEW INSTAGRAM

I need this to cleanse my soul and more importantly to flirt with hot chicks…and I can’t do it without 10,000 followers…

Or I guess you can just watch me fail fucking hard in life….that’s always fun…

Who’s the bully now motherfucker….

100 People Jumped off a Bridge and None of them Were Gaga
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J.Woww is Hot in Inked!
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Ridiculous Home plate Slide
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25 Hottest Gold Medal Winners
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Madonna Bails After 45 Minute Concert, French Call Her A ‘Slut’ – They Aren’t That Far Off
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Antoine Dodson Finally Gives His Thoughts On The Chick-Fil-A Boycott – VIDEO
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Muay Thai Demonstration Fail – VIDEO
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30 Must-See Pictures of Lolo Jones
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Jessica Alba: MILF of the Year?
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Hey There Sophie Turner
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Anastasia is Making Me Think Naughty Thoughts (SITE NSFW)
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Nikki Jackson is Naked. Nuff Said
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Charlize Theron Hates Kristen Stewart. This Just Keeps Getting Better
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Free Cam Shows. Have a Good Friday (NSFW)
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Cops Stop James Holmes Copycat from Mass Killing in Maryland
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This Video Was For Her Boyfriend’s Eyes Only (NSFW)
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Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh Will Keep Bikini Look at London Olympics
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Lupe Ontiveros Has Passed Away
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Boob Olympics with Holly Peers and Friends (NSFW)
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Teresa Palmer Bikini Pokies (NSFW)
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And Now, The Holy Grail of Camel Toe (NSFW)
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Kerry Katona White Panties Upskirt (NSFW)
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Kate Middleton Rocks Spandex
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And More Jessica Alba
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Everyone Hates Justin Bieber
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Katy Perry In a Bikini
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Brianna is a girl Next Door Type (NSFW)
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WHEN ADVERTISING GETS CREATIVE – BUS ART
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Struggle Years: Ladies Who Were Hot In The 90s Then Totally Fell Off By 2012
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This Slut is Totally a Hipster (NSFW)
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Madison Ivy and Zoe Voss and Gia Dimarco (NSFW)
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18 Cops Save Drowning Sex Doll, Succeed & Fail At The Same Time
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This Fashion Babe is Wearing a Leather Harness of Somw Sort
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Jon Hamm Crashes Jon Stewart’s Will Farrell-Zach Galifianakis Interview
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Dream Girl On a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Muay THai Fail
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Katy Perry is the New Rep for Pop Chips….Cuz She’s a Fat Popstar I Guess
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Spiderman Fail
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Kate Beckinsale in some Leather Pants
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Kate Middleton’s Awesome Ass Shot
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Emma Watson Out and About
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Kristen Stewart Gets it From Behind in her Staged Cheating Pics
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Imogen Thomas Hot in a Bikini at the Pool
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Rita Ora for ASOS
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Salma Hayek in a Tight Dress for Leno
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Cooking with Kayden Kross
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Random Porn Videos
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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2012

27

Jul

Katy Perry in Her Bikini Looking Dumpy of the Day

Katy Perry is just an average at best looking girl who managed to make it. She was a try hard hipster with really bad skin with good timing and more importantly big tits that people with connections didn’t mind fucking. The fact that she made it to this level of fame is almost criminal. It is a fucking giant shit on pop culture because she’s not talented, her songs are irritating, she can’t dance, her style is offensive, and above fucking all she’s ugly….and I don’t just mean kinda ugly…I mean real fucking ugly, the kind of bitch you would only notice at the coffee shop cuz of her extreme stench of cat piss, cuz cats are the only people she likes…

You get what I am saying here, and if you don’t just look at the bikini pics, and you’ll probably get it, unless you’re one of those guys who just can’t see past a fucking bikini…..and all it takes a bitch to redeem herself is some half nakedness, like me…

But at least I know that this is nothing special, fitness levels are dumpy for what I’d want in a popstar, the worst kind of con artist…..


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2012

27

Jul

Mischa Barton is a Pig in a Pink Bikini of the Day

Mischa Barton is a dump truck of a woman…she’s one of those sleeper fat chicks who looks ok in clothes, but the second you get her naked or in a bikini her years of self hatred and self abuse start to shine the fuck through…rugged as fuck…one of those better off swimming at an indoor private pool, cuz this mom body just don’t make fucking sense, and it sure as hell isn’t appropriate to flaunt…..the worst.


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2012

27

Jul

Rihanna is Drunk in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna has won me over. For a while, I was wondering why bitch was setting up these photoshoots for her fans, for no fucking reason, because she already made it and was living the good life…but I finally get it…she’s some gutter bitch from the islands and this is how she flaunts without flaunting…it is how she tells everyone “loook what I’m doing, wish you were here, but I don’t…” making you wish you were there…I mean if I was a celebrity, I’d be hiding in some remote country they can’t afford cameras for my beach parties filled with young prostitutes, but I guess that’s cuz I’m a reclusive and not a celebrity….but then again there are probably a lot of other reasons for that…but who cares about that, the real issue at hand is why am I not invited to these Rihanna parties, I guess I’ll just have to follow her on instagram….you see that’s what she wants us all thinking…her brain washing runs deeep.


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2012

27

Jul

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan Had a Sleepover of the Day

Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan were partying in a hotel room together and the real tragedy in all this is that the building wasn’t bombed. No terrorist plane flew into it….no crazed gunman peppered the place with bullets…it is always the innocent who get killed by the crazies, when really the people who actually deserve it just keep getting fucking paid….

I’ve been in a Lindsay Lohan hotel room party, probably 3 years ago, and it was basically an emotionally tormented Lohan ego show….crying and dancing and locking herself in a room doing drugs…while I drank her free booze….so I can just assume this was that multiplied by two…cuz even the pics they put out of the union were garbage..

Celebrity is all a fucking lie and these bitches are the worst…luckily they are both on the outs and this is the worst fake scandal for attention ever – no one cares if they eat each other out…they are both garbage and the public is too busy worrying about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison…

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2012

27

Jul

Victoria Justice Does Sex Positions on her Weird Show of the Day

I don’t know what is going on here, I just know that Victoria Justice is some young hot teen starlet, and she’s got her own show and her millions of teen fans, so I can only assume this is her sex ed lesson, cuz she looks like the kind of bitch who isn’t damage enough, who is actually probably pretty proud of herself, and who figures if a guy is fucking her, she’s not gonna put work in, she puts enough energy in her actual work, she’s just gonna star fish, legs up, and I’m sure alot of us would want to dive in and start licking until the fabric of her jeans slowly dissolve….and we get to the fucking gold….it is the pre-historic hunter and gatherer in us…but more importantly, it is cuz she’s pretty hot…

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2012

27

Jul

Jodie Marsh Hot Topless Pics of the Day

The best thing about the UK is not the Olympics that are starting today and that I will watch for the gymnastics cuz I like the outfits the girls wear, cuz even if they all look like little 13 year old elves with big shoulders, ready to move pianos, they got cameltoe while they flip, bend and twist….

The best thing about the UK is the Glamour Models…this gang of fucking sluts with big tits who would probably have never bothered stripping despite their big tits but would have instead been party sluts with drug dealer boyfriends…but are now party sluts with pro Soccer playing boyfriends….living the good life…just for getting topless….Millionaires for being half naked….an important reminder to busty girls that they should drop out of college….cuz all they need are their tits to get a head….real or not…just use them and you can make more money than any accountant…doctor…or lawyer….maybe it is a flaw in society, or maybe it’s amazing…

Jodie Marsh was also seen on the beach in a bikini – and the paparzzi were there so click the link to seee those pics…


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Posted in:Jodie Marsh|NSFW

2012

27

Jul

Carmen Electra and Ronda Rousey Sparringsm of the Day


Carmen Electra needs better management.

I realize the stars who were representing her in the 90s when she successfully made the move from girl in Playboy to girl on MTV who made a lot of money…something very few girls have done before her….but it was back in the Pam Anderson / Jenny McCarthy/ Hef was booking hot enough girls for the mag, cuz he wasn’t a senile fuck who developed a love for manly lookin’ bitches with bad hair and bad tits, that if you’ve ever seen Playboy the last 3 years, you can probably agree with…unless you are one of Hef’s girls and this makes you sad and feel bad about yourself, which is should….

But what ever this hanging on to what she had strategy is, it is horrible. She’s staging self shot bikinii pics at her house, these are the third or fourth self-produced trying to be sexy acting like she’s not 40 in the last 2 months, hoping to get noticed, and this time she recruited a UFC girl with a huge fan base to join her, in efforts to steal some of her fans and get noticded…

It is pathetic…but not as pathetic as some of her club night appearances….

Sometimes, it is time to hang up the thong and retire gracefully….this is one of those times.


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2012

27

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I still haven’t got my 10,000 followers on Instagram….and that breaks me in two places…


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Cuz my anti-social, social chainsaw, convenience of bullying people on the internet has been attacked by a billion dollar corporation and it is all I can think about….it is up on some Braveheart Shit…

Sword Swallowing Craziness – VIDEO
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25 Most Awesome Fan Fights in the Stands
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Time to Get In Shape – VIDEO
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Hahahahah Madonna Has an Anti Aging Machine Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Sexiness (NSFW)
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Daisy Lowe is Rocking Daisy Dukes
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Man Brings 15-Year-Old Boy to London Olympics as Prostitute
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I’d Love to Be All Over Sophia
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