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2012

24

Jul

Ashley Greene Boring in Nylon of the Day

Ashley Greene is boring in Nylon….because she’s fucking boring…and anyone who thinks this boxy as fuck, useless, badly dressed cunt is anything but fucking boring, is just a victim of marketing, or someone who is way too into Twilight that your opinion doesn’t matter, cuz people way too into Twilight are trash….and so is Ashley Greene, and not just because she’s from Florida, but because she’s leaked nude pics, fucked her way into a big blockbuster, even though she has no talent, and from that blockbuster decided to stay in the media targeted at to the youth, so she fucked a Jonas Brother…..and I can assume whoever else she’s had inside her has been strategic and thus explains why she keeps getting booked….because it isn’t her looks or her skill….unless we’re talking about the looks she gives when sucking a producer dick with skill that comes from experience…cuz that’s the only thing that makes sense…..Whore.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2012

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bikini…..which would probably be more exciting if she wasn’t a mom in her 30s who has peaked….sure she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, but that doesn’t count for shit. They are a corrupt organization robbing the third world of their models and giving them the opportunity to have babies with billionaires they would otherwise never have met…..leading to the good life once all this model shit blows over…cuz there’s only a small window of opportunity….a window that is closing for this one but that doesn’t matter cuz she’s made it and can now crawl into her mansion and get fat…cuz she doesn’t need her looks anymore…but she hasn’t done that yet, cuz she still looks pretty good in a bikini, proving that all you fat moms are just a bunch of lazy cunts…


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

24

Jul

Karissa Shannon’s Retarded and Amazing Booty of the Day

Karissa Shannon posted a picture to Instagram showcasing why she likes getting fucked by black guys, or more importantly why black guys like fucking her, you see for those of you who know nothing about her, she’s a Playboy twin who has dropped her twin, even though twin fetishes are the basis of her career, who took some bad advice from a brother, and MADE A SEX TAPE ….thinking she was gonna be the next Kim Kardashian, not realizing that’s a horrible goal, but more importantly, that dudes hate seeing white girls fucked by black dudes….it worked for Kim Kardashian cuz she’s rich and worked it…..

Luckily…I am not one of those racist white guys who doesn’t like watching black guys fuck the shit out of white whores with amazing booty….If anything I think it is entertaining as shit…

If you are like me, you’ll want to click this to see the exclusive
sex tape clip I posted when it dropped

The world needs these trashy idiot whores who were probably raped by their dad to keep things interesting.

Posted in:Karissa Shannon

2012

24

Jul

Kate Walsh in Her Bikini of the Day

Kate Walsh is on Vacation. She wore a white bikini and bent over it in it for the paparazzi cuz that’s what girls do when eager to have the paparazzi take pics of them in a bikini so the media celebrates their mom bodies in their next “Summer Special”….and as someone who endorses all girls in bikinis, I am into that….

That’s really all I have to say about that. I am very profound.


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Posted in:Kate Walsh

2012

24

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Muse Magazine of the Day


Candice Swanepoel showed her tits in Muse because that’s what being a top model that people should hire for crazy money is all about….she needs the people to know she’s willing to do anything for a job cuz she knows her window of opportunity is now…and any model who show her tits, especially at her level is good….serious work ethic cuz she gets she won the lottery….I also appreciate that unlike every other model doing what she does…she hasn’t got implants….She’s a fucking keeper….at least until she turns 30.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW

2012

24

Jul

Jessica Gomes and Nicole Trunfio Bikini in Miami of the Day

Jessica Gomes is some SI model who has some latch on model groupie named Nicole Trunfio who is a struggling model trying to make it in the model world, after having done countless topless shoots for little to no money, before deciding her best strategy was to find someone who has made it and has the connections to pretend to be best friends with all in efforts to land the same fucking gig, cuz SI modeling is up there with Victoria’s Secret modeling as the peak of any model’s career…..

So they went to Miami together and were in bikinis together…..

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Nicole Trunfio Also Bikinis in Miami of the Day
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Posted in:Jessica Gomes|Nicole Trunfio

2012

24

Jul

Vida Guerra’s Body Building Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Vida Guerra was the ridiculous hispanic booty from the late 90s that FHM launched into the world and who actually managed to pull off making a career out of flashing her big ass in a thong that everyone went crazy over back in the J.Lo fat ass obesessed pubic days, who didn’t realize that most big round asses end up in obesity, unless the fat ass in question develops a serious working out addiction that turns that fat into solid fucking muscle, strong enough to rip off dicks just from clenching…..and it really isn’t something I look for into a girl, you know pro body building bodies, and really low body fat percentage, unless that low body fat percentage stems from anorexia….cuz weakness is my porn….

Here’s Miss Vida and her Muscles…


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Posted in:Vida Guerra

2012

24

Jul

Sara McLean from Big Brother 2012 Giving Herself Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

Sara McLean Big Brother

I haven’t watched Big Brother pretty much ever. The whole concept gives me horrible anxiety, thinking about being held hostage in a house with the most horrible, yet dramatically interesting for the TV viewer people, only to be edited into storylines that make you look horrible…..and it is just not something I can support…especially since it is censored for primetime…if there was sleaze, toilet cams, fucking and masturbating…I’d be more inclined to think they were onto something…but every once in a while a girl like this Sara McLean comes along and jacks her bikini up her cunt on the show, and I have no choice but to appreciate the hard work everyone puts into this garbage show….

I know nothing about Sara McLean, but assume this post is a preview to her sex tape that she will be dropping as soon as Big Brother is over.


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Posted in:Big Brother|Sara McLean

2012

24

Jul

Octomom Dubstep Edit is Abusive to Your Soul of the Day

If you think your day is bad enough as is, it is about to get worse….someone did a dubstep edit, which in and of itself is the devils work….to a clip from the Octomom porn….which in and of itself is the devlis work….making one big video of fucking evil….it may burn your eyes, rob your soul, rape you on the inside and that’s why I am posting it.


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Posted in:Octomom

2012

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Girls from the internet are the worst.

People Are Awesome – VIDEO
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Biggest Sports Celebration Fails
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Baby Kittens Will Make Your Day Better
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Octomom Stripped Her Way Off Welfare, Wants You To Give Her A Medal
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Gallery: 30 Sexy Pictures of Ducati Models
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Free Cam Show Fun (NSFW)
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Gorgeous 19yo Amateur Shows Off Her Epic Boobs (NSFW)
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And Today In Dumbasses: Maine Man Attends The Dark Knight Rises with a Loaded Gun
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Well Hello Ayanna Jordan
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