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2012

25

Jun

Paz de la Huerta Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

Paz de la Huerta is amazing…..She’s gone on to do her third or fourth nude photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the sake of doing nude photoshoots with a high profile photographer so that people remember her now that she’s not on Boardwalk Empire anymore…and I fucking love her….I think it’s cuz she’s rough and battered and looks like a crackwhore hipster at 10 in the morning after too much cocaine and whiskey…..or maybe it’s just cuz she likes being naked and owns that shit proper…unlike other girls who are all about being clothed….fuck them.

Posted in:NSFW|Paz de la Huerta

2012

25

Jun

Emmy Rossum Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know why I hate Emmy Rossum, but I do…Maybe it all stems from her blocking me on Twitter, and me thinking that was rude when all I’m looking for is friends to do fun things with….but I have a feeling it has to do with her thinking she’s a bigger fucking deal than she is cuz the celebrity bug bit her after she got cast on a show as a bitch who gets naked and getting naked on TV shows staring geniuses like William H Macy, usually mean recruiting a couple fans along the way, fans that may be loyal for now…but when the ship has sailed and no one cares to cast the bitch….when the good times end….maybe she realize she’s fucking garbage….but until then…she’s posting to pics of her in a bikini on Twitter and her fans are all sucking her dick about how fit she looks….I’m posting it cuz I am just into bikinis on all girls….whether on TV or on twitter crying for attention….

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2012

25

Jun

Jojo’s Ass In Pantyhose Performing of the Day

Jojo is on a comeback tour after alienating all her fans when she was underage by getting fat and dating black dudes….cuz what she didn’t realize is that anyone who was into her underage body and labeled her jailbait undeservingly in ways I still don’t understand….was probably inbred white trash who fucks his handicapped sister….you know not the kind of guy into girls who get down with brothers….but at least she’s doing this comeback tour right….wearing pantyhose, showing off ass, I mean she may never have been appealing to me, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be a slut I’ll stare at when there’s nothing better to look at….


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2012

25

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is tapping into the softcore part of her roots, you know the firs 3-4 pics of a Playboy pictorial, before the actual nudity comes out, cuz she probably misses it, or more importantly knows that’s all people care about, and the only reason she has a job on TV is cuz she got up into that at 18…..and the good new is that after she posts smut like this on twitter, I can CROSS REFERNCE HER NUDE PICS, SIZING UP HER LABIA making her new half naked pics a good support document to her old naked pics that made her relevant….I dig it….

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2012

25

Jun

Erin Wasson Naked and Amazing for Zink Magazine Summer 2012 of the Day

Erin Wasson is a 30 year old model who I don’t think has really done all that much in the last 5 years, but who is a name I remember because she’s hot….apparently she’s a vampire in the Ab Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie that I think should have never been made based on concept alone….I mean coupled with offending your founding fathers long after their death by shitting on their graves…..but that is a good move for her to give her career a little more longivity….cuz modeling doesn’t last forever and it is all down hill at 27 for any bitch….

That said, she’s brought her rock and roll, prison tattoos, sufer chick titties to ZINK magazine, her body is fit, and I’m into it.

Posted in:Erin Wasson|NSFW|Photos

2012

25

Jun

Jessica Biel’s Awesome Timberlake Ass in a Bikini Bottom of the Day

Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake’s Fiance, for reasons that can only be explained as knowing his deep dark secrets or maybe cuz of her broad manly back that allows him to fantasize that he is in fact in a man’s ass instead of hers, or maybe she’s just strong enough to throw him the fuck around like a little bitch, or maybe she’s just a nice girl with a great ass and fit body that was once deemed a little butch, but is now much preferred over other bitches her age who are all fat as fuck now…..because there has to be a reason why a dude who could have any pussy has chosen this….maybe it all comes down to her letting him have any pussy as long as she gets to stick her dick in some of them along the way…who knows…all I know is that when focusing on her ass and not her rippling muscles…she’s fucking good.


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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2012

25

Jun

Rihanna’s Shitty Nipple Ring of the Day


This is a clown see through bro.

You see it’s not even a see through, it is just Rihanna and all her small titty hustle, rocking no bra, cuz of her small titties, allowing the camera flashes to bounce of her metal nipple ring, providing us with something you can’t even jerk off to, not that you can jerk off to Rihanna, but I don’t see what you wouldn’t be able to, she’s a fit enough black girl grinding up and slutting out as much as she can cuz it is all part of her marketing a persona…..a fact that you would assume would make this see through have more penetration in it…but I take what I can get.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

25

Jun

Whitney Port Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini of the Day

I know that no one gives a fuck about Whitney Port….and that there is no reason to post her bikini pics…because she was just some rich kid who managed to get on some bullshit show that was luckily canceled a long time ago, something that should have made all the girls who were on the show fade into their collective obscurity cuz they are trash and don’t matter…but for some reasonn on slow days…still have the paparazzi willing to snap off some pics cuz they can make a couple of dollars cuz someone may run a “where are the worthless cunts now” story…..but I am doing it because I don’t care how irrelevant she is or how she doesn’t matter….I care that she’s a skinny bitch who looks fat and sloppy while maintaining being skinny and that’s disgusting….we used to call this bitches SLIM FATS….and encourage them to hit the fucking gym and do some squats….cuz seeing skin hang over a bikini…is almost as gross at size 2 as it is at size 22….Sort it out, it’s not like bitch’s schedule is too intense to make somee time for the gym….


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Posted in:Whitney Port

2012

25

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Mom Tits for Twitter of the Day

When the pic is cropped proper…it is almost as if she doesn’t have 50-100 lbs of excess fat under those stupid tits…it is almost like her stupid tits are some golden, nourishing, lovely playground built on fantasies that I want to climb up to and get lost inside….you know with so much tit to fill my hands and mouth and possibly even suffocate on….like this was Charlie in the Chocolate Factory and I was the fat kid next to a river of chocolate….heaven….except you know when you zoom out…you’re dealing with a walmar body…belly out, ready for diabetes, heart disease and motorized scooters to takee her down the adult diaper aisles….I’ve seen her kind before….but those tits…on their own…are fucking awesome….and huge….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2012

25

Jun

Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover of the Day

My friends over at Playboy took a risky strategy that I can only blame on Heff’s dying, strokes, totaly disconnect from what people actually want to see, that comes in the form of Jenny McCarthy showing off her naked body in Playboy like it was 1999 and she was just starting up her career, instead of it being 2012, when her career has pretty much hit a brick wall…..and I guess the only hope is that her implants are only 16 years old, so we can stare at those like sex offenders, when her AUSTISTIC child making rest of her get ignored….

I don’t care how fit bitch is, there comes an age when you put your clothes back on and never take them off, where publicity stunts come in the form of attempted suicide and drunk driving…not showing off bush she’s already been quoted as saying she grew out to cover up her old mangled lips…

Either way, disaster…but I’ll post the rest of the pics when they drop….cuz I like disasters in the form of the woman form.

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy