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2012

20

Jun

Sofia Vergara Ice Cream Lickin’ of the Day

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It is hot as fuck outside, so what better way to celebrate all the hot moms and their daughter out together trying to cool off together, playing out one of my fantasies, but posting a GIF of Sofia Vergara stuffing her fat ass face with ice cream like she can afford to eat the calories, you know cuz she’s a 40 year old mom and has fat tits and people appreciate her curve, even though every time I see bitches eat ice cream, I get totally fucking disgusted, knowing just what they are doing to themselves, before remembering that if they dont’ care about what goes into them, then I may have a fucking chance getting inside them…

I’m on my way to apply for a job at Dairy Queen right now….cuz ice cream is where summer magic happens….and sucking creamy white high calorie dairy product from a phallus is sometimes too suggestive for my numb, desensitized soul to handle….


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2012

20

Jun

Pixie Lott Shitty Concert Upskirt of the Day


PIXIE LOTT is some UK Popstar trash who has more importantly FLASHED HER ASS ON STAGE IN THE PAST ….because every fabricated, boring as fuck, popstar act, especially from the UK, needs a little sleaze and scandal to not really feel like they’ve sold their soul in exchange for a paycheck that is far better than the one they’d get waiting tables, plus they get to rockout on stage for people to scream at them like they fucking matter…..it’s all commercial all the time with this slag, but as a pervert, I dont’ care about authenticity, I just care about hot chicks on stage in skirts I can look up, so Pixie Lott is a fucking star to me…with staying power I would like to see dripping off my dick….


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2012

20

Jun

Aida Yespica’s Hot Ass in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

AIDA YESPICA is some South American mom/ Pageant winner who has posed nude in the past and who spent the better part of January in her bikini, showing off her awesome South American Ass and implants, cuz South American girls have shitty fucking tits and some take the plunge to save them, while others just breed and get fatter and fatter and fatter, luckily AIDA is too fucking vain for that….rockin’ out hard bodied, looking good cuz we don’t have to see what damage the birthing process had on her whore equipment, cuz she’s wearing bikini bottoms….Smart Move….I guess not all hispanics are half retarded, emotionally driven, drug smuggling farmers…..Some of them are perfect fucking bodies…


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2012

20

Jun

Emma Stone in a See Thru at the Spiderman Premiere of the Day

Emma Stone is some boring shit. She is even boring when I posted her IN HER BIKINI ….and I find every fucking girl in her bikini hot….even fat bitches because it is amazing trying to figure out how they let themselves do that to themselves….but Emma Stone might as well been a dude in a bikini, only a dude in a bikini would have been more interesting to look at thanks to the comedic aspect……she’s just overrated shit….and she was at the premiere for The Amazing Spiderman in Paris like she was Kirsten Dunst…. and they say she’s in a See Through, but I doubt her brain would have the capacity to deliver that kind of fun you know since this whole lot of pale fucking skin is notoriously boring as fuck….nerds just like her cuz they assume she’d sleep with them…like they have a chance and not even in their delusional way….based on fact that she’s reallly not great…she’s gotta work on that.


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2012

20

Jun

Genevieve Morton Named FHM South Africa’s Hottest Woman of the Day

Not to discredit Genvieve Morton’s title of South Africa’s hottest woman according to FHM South Africa…..but the truth is she’s the only South African who isn’t HIV positive.

As a fan of South African woman, because they are some melting pot of fucking hot, for some reason I don’t quite understand, but assume it has to do with rich white European people exploiting poor black natives, making them work their farms and mine their blood diamonds, I mean doesn’t all hot pussy stem from extreme racism in exotic places???

It is nice to see Candice Swanepoel knocked off her ego train by this bustier, hotter according to FHM, Genvieve Morton bitch, cuz I am sure she’s at that point of fucking annoying in her career where she just thinks she is bigger than South Africa….

Especially since Genvieve Morton posts nipple pics on twitter…. but then again so does Swanepoel…I guess it’s part of their culture….nipples, diamonds and HIV….

Here are the rest of the FHM South Africa Hot Pics….

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|Photos

2012

20

Jun

Miley Cyrus in Panties for a Music Video of the Day

I don’t know why Miley is taking pics of herself in her panties, I am just glad that she is, you see cuz she’s on some no carb diet and does pilates, and is 19 or 20, and that makes for a pretty amazing combination of reasons I want to see her in her fucking panties……The rumor is that this is all part of her new video, which I guess is also part of her new look, a look I would like to endorse and high five, but as far as I’m concerned, she might as well be doing this for me…cuz right now….nothing else matters…..I’m such a romantic, I wish I could trap this and keep it in a cage in my basement so that the love never escapes….so much passion all brought on by white panties…Miley may not be the future, but she is the righ now.

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2012

20

Jun

Courtney Stodden’s Latest Youtube Insanity of the Day

A couple of days ago, Courtney Stodden pretty much shit on Marilyn Monroe’s grave, in what is the most ridiculous tribute video I have ever seen, mainly because absolutely nothing in it has anything Marilyn Monroe about it, I mean maybe she cross referenced some old pictures, or put on a wig or perfume or cheap lingerie fromt the Sex shop called the “Marilyn Monroe”….but I think it is more a glimpse into her old high concept strip shows a t the strip clubs she’s toured over the years, where she learned how to perform badly, but still got applause, cuz dudes like tits…

I hate all there is about this bitch, but I can’t really hate someone out there producing such entertainingly horrible content….as long as the rest of the world realizes she’s a fucking clown and not someone worth paying attention to…

Here’s another one of her in white underwear or bikini, also from the sex shop she’s sponsored by, dancing badly, playing the air guitar, all half naked with a toned stomach….Can’t hate that, can just hate all it represents because she is fucking garbage….

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2012

20

Jun

Leaked Octomom Footage of the Day

Octomom may look like a muppet and her vagina my be just as unnatural and cartoon-like….all clown car performance like the circus freak she is and her face make her appear to be, but those tits are pretty fucking spectacular…..

It is really one of those things that would torment someone with even the lowest of standards as to whether jumping in on that was hot or appealing or worth a round when sober…because there is so much disgusting about her….but luckily I have no taste and would eat this meaty shit for days…like I was lost in the woods and just caught me a buffalo to survive….

Posted in:NSFW|Octomom

2012

20

Jun

Morning Hangover of the Day

It is a heat wave and with any heat wave…I walk through the poor parts of town…which are luckily the parts of town I usually frequent….and stare at motherfuckers who can’t afford electricty and/or air conditionners….trying to cool off on their balconies, with garden hoses and inflatable pools….this is crackwhore central…and luckily not ever poor person is obese…a lot are in fact teen moms….porn to me…

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Fun with a House of Cards – VIDEO
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WTF Tattoos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Get Over The Midweek Hump With Her Lady Lumps
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Japanese Awesomeness of the Day – VIDEO
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This MILF Likes a Big Fake Dick – VIDEO
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Gallery: The 15 Most Provocative Comic Book Panels And Covers Of All Time
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2012

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out that Joe “The Snake” Abene – an active member on the stepFORUM who I just made a mod last week – died this weekend.

I didn’t know him well, but he took initative for the site, he contributed a lot and the members wanted him to be mod.

He sent me this message after we signed him up a week ago:

I am really very flattered that you trust me. You can count on me. I am a very loyal person. I take this responsibility very seriously.
The forum is already poppin. It’s going to be huge.

He was an expert with Chinese Alligators and their conservation ….He was also in a punk/hardcore band in the 80s called The Unust….

It is a sad day for the stepfamily….unless I just found out that making mods actually kills people….in which case I have a long list of people I want to make mods…use my power its full potential….starting with Kim Kardashian and ending with my fat wife who makes me have sex with her….

RIP motherfucker, the Joe TheSnake Edition….of the day…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

Looking Good Sweetheart
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Bird Singing ACDC
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The First Image of Angelina Jole as the Vilain in Sleeping Beauty
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Shooting a Crazy Gun
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20 Sports Wives Worth Following
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Alessandra Ambrosio Needs A Cock In That Mouth Of Hers
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Alec Baldwin Punched A Photographer In The Face
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Jon Mayer is a Fucking Idiot of the Day. Seriously, What is Wrong With This Guy
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News Bloopers Are Always Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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30 Pictures of Hot Celebrities in Their Awkward Teen Phases
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Alessandra Ambrosio? Sweet Hippie Booty
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Can Anyone Guess Who This Hot Bodied Blonde Model Is
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These Hot Arab Babes Are Belly Dancing
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Marketa
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows, Because If I Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie You Probably Can’t Ever
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25 Under-the-Radar Sports Hotties
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Anna Semenovich Made Two New Commercials – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen in a Semi-Sheer Bra
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Slut Versus Slut Pillow Fight!
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And Here’s Some Aubrey O’Day Ridiculousness
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Aly Michalka’s Huge Boobs In See-Thru Shirt
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Man Julianne Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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Well What Do You Know, Madonna Looks Like a Whore In Her New Music Video
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Crazy Watch of the Day
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Melanie Rios Sexy Self Shots
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Cassandra is a Bit Tittied Teen
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Some Teacher Lets Whole Class Punch qa 6-Year Old Bully To ?each Them a Lesson”
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Tyla and Anita Get It On
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Compilation Of All The Sex & Nudity From Game Of Thrones
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WTF Are You Wearing of the Day
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Doutzen Croes Hotness
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First Look at Angelina Jolie as Maleficent
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Kim Kardashian Has Been a Slut Since She was 14
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Keira Knightley Hot in Leather
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Cracking an Egg Underwater is Cool
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The 100 Hottest Olympians
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Is Topless On Her Balcony
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Kate Upton See Through And Topless Pics
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Michelle Hunziker And Her Tits In A Bikini
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Britney Spears And her Droopy Tits
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50 Fans Freaking Out
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Snooki in a Photoshoot Does Not Give me Boners
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Funny Prank on NBA Rookie
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Lamest Logos in Sports
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Alec Baldwin Punched A Photographer In The Face
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Jon Mayer is a Fucking Idiot of the Day. Seriously, What is Wrong With This Guy
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News Bloopers Are Always Good For a Laugh – VIDEO
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30 Pictures of Hot Celebrities in Their Awkward Teen Phases
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Alessandra Ambrosio? Sweet Hippie Booty
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Can Anyone Guess Who This Hot Bodied Blonde Model Is
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These Hot Arab Babes Are Belly Dancing
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Marketa
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows, Because If I Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie You Probably Can’t Ever
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25 Under-the-Radar Sports Hotties
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Anna Semenovich Made Two New Commercials – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen in a Semi-Sheer Bra
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Slut Versus Slut Pillow Fight!
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And Here’s Some Aubrey O’Day Ridiculousness
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Aly Michalka’s Huge Boobs In See-Thru Shirt
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Man Julianne Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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Well What Do You Know, Madonna Looks Like a Whore In Her New Music Video
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Britney Spears Crazy Watch of the Day
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Melanie Rios Sexy Self Shots
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Cassandra is a Bit Tittied Teen
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Some Teacher Lets Whole Class Punch qa 6-Year Old Bully To ?each Them a Lesson”
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Tyla and Anita Get It On
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Compilation Of All The Sex & Nudity From Game Of Thrones
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WTF Are You Wearing of the Day
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Doutzen Croes Hotness
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First Look at Angelina Jolie as Maleficent
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Kim Kardashian Has Been a Slut Since She was 14
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Edita Vilkevicute in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret
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Lauren Pope Showing Leg Rockin Tits
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Cristine Prosperi is Some Bitch in a Little Dress
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Leighton Meester Lucky Mag Outtakes
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Charlie Chase Rides a Sybian
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Blowjob At the Beach
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