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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2012

Jun

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Cutting Herself of the Day

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I fucking love damaged girls….so whether hard nipple Miley is putting on a stunt or making a joke about being a cutter, or is actually a cutter, I am sold….You see cuz a girl who cuts herself…is a girl for me….molested, experienced, depressed, insecure, self-hating and all the fucking good stuff I look for in a woman because I know they’ll be easy to manage, further destroy and help breakdown to an even darker place…cuz the more fucking tormented and damaged, the better the sex….that’s why so many guys put up with headaches from crazies…often time it’s worth it….even if it always ends horrible…

Sane, stable, secure, happy and positive bitches ruin all…..plus they usually aren’t down to sleep with someone like me, so I was kinda thrown into the damaged woman market head first and I’m happy here…

Thanks Miley….

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2012

Jun

Coco’s Big Fake Fucking Tits of the Day

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Coco has a sour fucking face even though her whore fucking ass has won her the fucking lottery….you see cuz girls are fucking moody cunts…who do not get the simple fucking fact that their husband’s success is not their success…or that their husband can find a much more pleasant girl who treats him like a fucking king instead of dealing with some spoiled entitled cunt…..

Seeing a bitch all moody, whether on her period, whether in a bad mood cuz she caught him checking out a less disgustingly thick, fake, pile of garbage, just makes me mad for all men out there who put up with bullshit from chicks they think they love, who they support and who aren’t treated like the king of the house that they are supposed to be treated as, especially when bitch isn’t contributing shit and just milking the motherfucker in exchange for sex….insane…..

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2012

Jun

Selena Gomez and Her Little Implants in Elle of the Day

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I do posts on Selena Gomez all the fucking time…partially cuz she’s built like a 12 year old even with her perky subtle and amazing fake tits….but mainly cuz she was a sex offender, assuming she banged Bieber, even up the ass with a strap-on while using her for marketing purposes…so she’d likely be freaky and into roll playing some babysitter, school teacher, camp councillor fetishes….something most girls love, but never want to play out, cuz they hate knowing or being reminded they were at their hottest when they were 16….something Selena Gomez and her Disney Hormone supressants they call “Project Peter Pan” doesn’t need to worry about cuz she’s only gonna look 16 in a few decades…

She’s in Elle and she looks good.

Posted in:Photos|Selena Gomez

2012

Jun

Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee in American Curves of the Day

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I love fit girls…but I hate overly fit girls….but would probably take overly fit girls over fat girls….depite their enlarged clits….because fit girls are strong enough to bounce on cocks for 30-60 minutes thanks to all the power squats and cardio they do in the gym….but more importantly these fit girls always have fake tits….you just gotta see past the fucking faces that look like dudes…and embrace the sex drive the high testosterone gives them….because it is better than a pile of shit fat girl you have to do all the work on and she still has risk of stroke just laying there – it’s more disgusting than some mucles…..cuz sloth behavior and laziness and overeating on a woman is disgusting….

That said, Michelle Suppa and Jennifer Nicole Lee are two low as fuck level bitches who love attention and are clearly gym rats…and they are in a magazine called American Curves showing off muscle…

Posted in:Jennifer Nicole Lee|Michelle Suppa|Photos

2012

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Window into her Titties of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is someone I hate for no reason other than she thinks she is hotter than she is – you know cuz she has the whole support staff she pays to tell her she is hotter than she actually is….when in reality someone should notify her that her horrible face ruins everything…everything except her fit body…that if she maintains…will take precendence over her face as all the other 40 year old hot faces get fat, sloppy, married and disgusting….you see cuz a hot body does go a long way…but not quite long enough for Tisdale…cuz she’s fallen off the map, not important or getting work, coasting and hoping someone will hire her again…..

But luckily, she finally got invited somewhere in Vegas, because Vegas will inviite any celeb D through A to their events…and in turn went nuts on dressing as hot as she could and ocumenting the experience…cuz no one ever invites some has been Disney trash with a busted up, broken down face to events, even if she’s got herself a fit body to events…at least not as much as she’d like them to – so it is time to celebrate….

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2012

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Big Old Maid Cleavage at some Event of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston’s 45 year old, probably menopausal tits still look awesome, I guess that’s what surgery, good bras, and/or not having babies destroy your pussy, do to you…..unfortunately for her, tits aren’t enough for a motherfucker to stick around….even her hot body isn’t enough for a motherfucker to stick around….cuz hot tits come in a whole assortment of shapes, sizes and women who aren’t fucking snob, cunt, high maintenance divas who dont get that being a show like Friends was just lucky and its success, even though it made her 100s of millions, had nothing to do with her hard fucking nipples….there’s just something about her face I want to fucking punch, but luckily….who needs to look at her fucking face…when in dresses like this.

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2012

Jun

Charlize Theron Hot in Marie Claire France of the Day

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Charlize Theron is the OG South African HIV Probable pussy I wanted to fuck…She was the gateway HIV Probable Pussy to others like Candice Swanepoel….both all tall, lean, blonde and making it in America…

She’s in Marie Claire France, in a sheet, looking like she just got fucked either willing or unwilling, at least that’s what I think of when I see a bitch in a sheet, unless I am in a Morgue, but unlike gay porn stars, and possiblyCharlize Theron’s mother who kileld her father, dead bodies aren’t porn to me, so I’m gonna stick with the original ignorant interpretation of this photoshoot that lacks nipples…but that is still kind of hot to those of us who have her 1999 Playboy pictures laminated and in our masturbation folder…..not that I have a masturbation folder filled with print ups of hot sluts, but I am sure some of your freaks do….Who cares…..

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2012

Jun

Shay Mitchell See Through Shirt of the Day

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Her name is Shay Mitchell – I don’t think I’ve heard of her before – but apparently she is on a show called Pretty Little Liars….but more importantly, since this is a Canadian based website, she fullfills my legal obligation to feature Canadian pussy 20 percent of the time, cuz this Shay Mitchell bitch, all half Filipino and destined to clean houses for rich Jewish families who disrespect her before landing some acting and modeling jobs thanks to the Irish half of her…..is from Canada….which is weird, because I’ve never met her, not even at our annual Igloo Dogsled party, I guess she was too busy for our icelands…being all famous and bullshit…fame she’s maximizing by wearing see through shirts….cuz see through shirts make people notice you!

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2012

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Hot See Through Dress of the Day

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There was some fashion event a few days ago, or even last week, that I didn’t bother paying attention to, despite loving models….mainly because the fashion industry doesn’t embrace me as a fashion site, they don’t give me the million dollar ad deals, and they don’t invite me to their bullshit….but I do love models…so I can’t boycot the shit…even though I should for the disrespect they show me….especially when the hottest bitches, like Candice Swanepoel HIV Probable thanks to getting fucked up the ass when she was 14 but the slaves on her South African Farm….show up showing some nipple in a see through….Solid fucking performance that puts her photoshopped for the Christians Victoria’s Secret campaigns to fucking shame…good times

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Photos

2012

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I found a new seduction strategy for facebook, you know since it is the ultimate online dating site, getting high school lovers back in contact to cheat on their wives and husbands for personal gratification…

I find a hot pic of a girl from her profile, send her the link, and ask for permission to masturbate to it and whether she says Yes, No or deletes me as a friend, I follow up with “Too Late”….

It has been lots of fun….yes my life is this boring….we call it being broke and married to a pile of fat shit…..

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