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2022

12

Oct

Look Ma, No Hands Titty Flash of the Day

My friend Stefan sent this to me, I am not sure if it’s his girlfriend, since he is the kind of compassionate guy who dates disabled girls because he likes feeling like a hero and he knows that a lot of them don’t have all that many options, or didn’t used to have that many options, because people were grossed out by disabilities, not realizing that the disabled have pussies that are eager to be used.

He’s the kind of guy willing to sacrifice a hand job, in exchange for some security that the disabled girl won’t leave him for another dude, because she has less options, kinda the same way dudes used to date 600 pound women.

It could also be his daughter the Thalidomide Baby, or maybe it’s just a random find in his random nip slip collection that is pretty fucking legendary. I’m a fan.

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2022

12

Oct

Tits on a Kayak and Other TikThots of the Day

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Big Muscles

Tits in a Car

Bad Dancing

Stretch

Stretch Harder

TIts for Dinner

BIG Ass

Motorcycle Riding

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2022

11

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I mean, I don’t believe in mental health issues, but those victim depressive freaks who hate life have a point, there is no point and it’s hard to argue them on that, even it’s a matter of perspective!

The point is there is no point and that’s the point! Stop being so fucking serious!

Maybe it is masochism, or maybe it’s our hope for a better tomorrow, for things to work out, and for good times to roll, or maybe some of us are easily entertained and don’t need much, but at the core, even if those things happen, there still really isn’t a point, so who the fuck cares do what makes you happy, or what entertains you like CLICKING the links you depressive fucks!

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2022

11

Oct

Elsa Hosk Titty Time of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is one of the hottest models around, she was that Swedish Basketball player who said, fuck this basketball shit, my Swedish tits are too good to be wasted running around for an audience of 50, when they could be so much more, the world is a big place, even though I am a firm believer that Swedish women’s basketball could be a contender for being a top 10 sports you can jerk off to, especially if more players look like Elsa Hosk, and not like that one who is locked up in Russia for drug smuggling!

Anyway, she went on to Victoria’s Secret when it was still a thing and now she’s super fucking famous as a hot model chick, so seeing her tits out in this dress is a reminder that despite having kids, she’s still worthy of jerking off to, if you’re into jerking off to model tits that are visible through a dress, and in a world of throat fucking porn and self shot porn, I guess you probably aren’t, but maybe it’ll work as some masturbation foreplay, you know jerking off to models is a timeless classic, don’t let that die because normie post fuck videos on twitter!

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2022

11

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too!

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2022

11

Oct

Sydney Sweeney’s Influence of the Day

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I was in the grocery store, since it’s the only thing I do, and I like to watch moms and single ladies by phallic shaped food objects to give them that dirty look, like I know where that’s going to end up, you dirty dirty girl! I also like the slutty outfits, the tight pants, the short shorts, the sports bra tops because women are exhibitionists walking around like a orangutans, pussy out, like they are dying to get pregnant, only they don’t want to get pregnant, they just want the attention, it’s animalistic!

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney was on the checkout magazine rack as Times top 100 influencer people, so I came across this round up of some of her moments that have helped her rich influential status, not including the actual nude scenes from Euphoria, but still some big titty content, as a reminder that you don’t need much marketable skills to get ahead or to be named influential, you just need tits, and I’ve been following Sweeney since she had barely any followers, now she’s at 15 million because tits get hits and get you into time magazines influential list!

I don’t like reducing girls down to their tits because women are more than just tits, they are also vaginas and assholes, legs and mouths, and some even have brains and good personalities, some are impressive and talented but Sydney Sweeney can’t really overpower her amazingly giant tits!

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2022

11

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants, because seeing a girl’s asshole through her pants at the grocery store is a good feeling for those of us who don’t have girls show us their assholes unless it is tight pants at the grocery store, because these tight pants are so fucking tight, it’s like why bother wearing pants at all, I guess to pretend they are decent respectable people, but as someone who likes seeing asshole through tight pants at the grocery store, that is definitely decent and respectable, sure it’s a little slutty, but as we all know with the progression of slutty, racy, edgy fashion, there will be a time when pantless, vagina out, is the tight pant of its era and I hope to be alive for it, ideally dementia aged, so they won’t get mad when I get on all fours and sniff their asses like a dog in the dog park, you know barking to drive the “don’t arrest me for sniffing stranger asshole”, but maybe I shouldn’t wait until a pantsless era to do that, I could try it out now, since tight pants are barely pants anyway, that’s why we like em!

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2022

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner Big Titty of the Day

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I am at the point where the Kardashian / Jenners just terrify me. I’ve been calling them the fall of society, whether they actually caused the fall of society or just managed to spot the fall of society and ride it all the way into the burning inferno of hell that it’s become, or whether they just managed to destroy society on their own is obviously up for debate and the fact is you can’t fully blame them for becoming icons and heroes or leader to a bunch of soulless people who wanted their life, it’s just looking at them and their jacked up faces, their transgender looking muppet faces that are either filters, fillers, or other weird lies. They just aren’t hot, but people think they are hot, but no one seems to think they are as hot as they are, because as a family, they’ve become billionaires a few times over, just for pushing product on people like the best sales people around. I’m not saying they don’t deserve the money, if you can sell it and have no soul, fucking get that money, I am not saying it’s not even impressive what they’ve done as a family, I’m just saying it is dark, and not just because their dad cut his dick off, but that’s part of it!

Anyway, Kylie, the young one posted her big tity content and big titties, even when they are demonic titties that have played a part in destroying America, are still TITTIES, so we can’t discriminate against them, but you can hate jerk off to them, you know you don’t want to jack off to a Kardashian / Jenner, but the big cleavage MAY suck you in and when you are done, you’ll have to repent to cleanse your soul from eternal damnation or some shit!

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2022

11

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that the main reason social media ever worked was to see the girls that you knew in your regular life, which was the original intention of social media, to connect with people you knew in your actual life, because there was a time people didn’t give a fuck about strangers in other parts of the world, who likely didn’t give a fuck about them, because they didn’t have anything in common, unless they were super fucking awkward nerds who could only find like minded losers in weird corners of the internet, but yeah, it was the bikini pics, we wanted to see bitches we knew in bikinis to jerk off to them!

Then it evolved into following hotter bitches we didn’t know to see them in their bikinis to jerk off to them!

Then after 10 years of that, they decided to finally sell you acceess to their barely nude strategic nudes, although I am sure some of them actually let you watch them fuck, but yeah, it all started with the vacation pic, now we are here, so here’s some bathing suit girls in bathing suits!

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

11

Oct

Jojo In Lizzo’s Fat Suit of the Day

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Fat fuck Lizzo who consistently offends the world with her fatness being fetishized, even though it makes other fat fucks feel like they can be anything a non fat fuck can be, it’s totally terrible for society as a whole, because whether fat fucks like it or not, being fat is ALWAYS unhealthy, leads to health issues, chronic health issues and premature death, which is not always a bad thing and part of the motivation in marrying my fat wife, like marrying a cancer patient, you know the relationship can end faster than it started so it’s hardly a commitment, but in my case, she hasn’t died, so the jokes on me, I figure what was supposed to be a 10 year plan is pushing 30 years, but that’s besides the point, the point is Lizzo is gross, whether shee’s playing to slave owner’s flute like Porky Pig, or pushing the fat agenda by dressing provocatively, no matter how loved she is or how fierce her marketing team has made people think she is, it’s scary!

Anyway, she’s partnered with Kate Hudson’s scam brand Fabletics, that I heard charges people monthly memberships to allow them the right to show their shitty athletic-wear, they call it athleisure for the fatties, and together they’ve created fat girl shapewear that’s assless or crotchless and it’s fucking weird. They called it YITTY because they are racist and trying to reach a non-white girl market of ATHLEISURE, doing their best to go against Kim K’s skims and really, all you people supporting shitty celebs on the dot com direct to consumer brands need to shop local, stop making rich scumbags richer!

Anyway, Jojo, who was a Savage x Fenty lingerie model, has been recruited to push fat girl shapewear by Lizzo and this is her slutty selfie.

In comparison to Lizzo, it’s a better look, but that’s not saying much, since Lizzo scares me.