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2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Teaches Some Idiot How to Cat Daddy of the Day

First I want to say that BLEACHERREPORT are good friends of the site…but that doesn’t mean I have to like their on air talent…I mean shit, use a hot chick people, no one wants to see an awkward dude on camera…

Second I want to say that Kate Upton is milking her Cat Daddy Dance for Terry Richardson fucking hard….cuz it was the biggest thing she’s done….bringing it back to life in what probably wasn’t the most creative thing these people coulda done with her, but that was ok, because it allowed us to really take in just how sloppy her teen tits are…real fucking saggers….that in time will blend in perfectly with her fat Anna Nicole Smith body….

Overrated…annoying…all hype…but busty….and busty is all it really takes to take the fuck over on the internet…..

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2012

06

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you don’t follow me on instagram…..

———> drunkenstepfather <---------- Follow me on instagram..... I woke up with a pair of panties in my pocket this morning - no memory of where they came from....these kinds of blackouts scare me - but luckily there was no blood anywhere.....I probably stole them from someone's house...and probaly didn't steal them from someone wearing them.... Here are some links as I regroup....

Amazing Plane Landing…
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Caroline Wozniacki Poses for Own Underwear Line
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Days
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WHAT THE FUCK IS MARC JACOBS WEARING – VIDEO
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Insane Downhill Bike Race – VIDEO
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Kanya West Idiocy of the Day
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Gotta Love a Hot Slut With a Dildo – VIDEO
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Is Marvel Prepping a “Black Panther” Film for 2014?
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2012

05

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The only good thing about getting a blowjob from a hooker with a cold sore other than the fact that it is a blowjob….is the discount price…and I mean once you get herpes….you don’t really worry about that kind of thing…you just can’t tell the wore that cuz she’ll try to make you pay retail and not herpe price…

Speaking of Blowjob – seems like Sheryl Crow Brain got Lance Armstrong Balls Deep…cuz now she’s got the cancer….

Here are the stepLINKS…while you think about that…..

Ciara Showing Off Titty
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Meet Lulu the Pole Dancer – VIDEO
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Caroline Wozniacki Poses for Underwear….
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Dancing Iran…
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Emma Watson All Grown Up….
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Scout Willis is Heading Down the Road to Hell
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Fat Kid Parkour Fail – VIDEO
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More Cannibal Fun With Bath Salts. Jesus
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Miley Cyrus Polka Dot Legs
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Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood Asked To Go To Prison For Five Years. Genius.
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Lady Cat Fight. Watch Out, There’s Weave Pulling! – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Slut in Knee Sucks
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Fuck all These New School Pop Star Cunts, Grace Jones Is Where It’s At
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Free Cam Shows, From Me To You
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This Blonde Slut is a Squirter
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25 Hottest WAGs of Euro 2012
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Lucy Pinder Snaps Photos of Jana Defi, Lindsey Strutt and, Saskia Howard-Clarke
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Katherine Jenkins Ass Flash on Goodmorning America
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The Olsen Twins Are Walking Fucking Corpses
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Surprise! Disney is Hiding DICKS
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Julianne Hough is Trashy in that Piece of Shit Rock of Ages Movie
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Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pics
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Lisa Rinna Hard Nipples
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Sasha Grey Posed in Playboy and Here Are the Pics
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After the Party it’s Always a Disaster
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Ashanti Was Basically Naked When Performing at a Chicken and Waffle Restaurant. You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Malin Akerman’s Looking Bloated….
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Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Going Viral
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Downhill Mountain Bike
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Betty White Threesome….
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Chelsea and Jaelyn Get It On
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Report: After Breast Implants Women Have More, & Better Sex
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I Love a Babe in Short Shorts
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Candice Swanepoel is Sexy as Always
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Who Doesn’t Love Big Teen Tits? – VIDEO
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Zoe Saldana Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Gwenyth Paltrow is Really Happy She Has Black Friends
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Blake Lively Hot in Bullett Magazine
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Wet Wet Pussy In A White Bikini. What More Do You Want?!
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You Think This Chick Sucks A Good Cock With Teeth Like That?
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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Fall Out Of Her Dress
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Another Cock Sucking Celebrity. Someone’s Looking For A Job!
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25 Hottest WAGs Euro
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Slow Motion Skateboarding…
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Rihanna Esquire Hotness – Nudity…
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Selita Ebanks Hot Tits
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Emma Roberts Burning Money Cuz She’s a Spoiled Brat
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More of the Awesome Lohan Tit Flash On Set
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Esha Gupta Hot for Maxim India
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Throwback Katherine in Leather Dress
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Throwback Lily Allen Lingerie – Gross
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Undressing to Shower
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Pussy as Motivation
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Sex in a Bedroom
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Some Porn to Masturbate
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Looking Down a Big Titty Blouse….
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…and Nights….ANd Find Love…And Masturbate…
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2012

05

Jun

Octomom Hot Porn Promo Pic of the Day

Octomom did some masturbation porn to pay for her house….even though she claimed she never masturbaed before…and had to be taught for her scene…which in itself would have been an awesome scene that I wish I experienced….

I think she is where she is supposed to be in life…all the hype of her insanity died down, bills needed to be paid, and next thing you know someone who denied big porn money, was doing porn for way less money, cuz when people peak they don’t realize…that’s what it is good to be me…rock bottom all the time….and even at the bottom I find joy in Octomom’s clowncar pussy in porn….I’m ready for it….

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2012

05

Jun

Shalom Harlow Titty For Fashion of the Day

I posted PICS OF SHALOM HARLOW FLASHING SOME DUDE FOR A PHOTOSHOOT ….This is the photoshoot.

The irritating shit about this bitch is that she’s no even a fucking jew…and for someone with a hot Jewish girl fetish…that disappoints me…..

But at least she shows her tits, like a fashion hipster bitch in her 40s that no one cares about that she is.

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2012

05

Jun

Katrina Bowden Cameltoe in Panties in Piranha 3DD of the Day

Weinstein Company Made Me Remove the Preview Clip Because They Don’t Want You to See the Movie….

I walked by the movie theater and saw posters for Piranha 3DD and I was kinda offended that this shit existed…only because the concept is so fucking stupid…that the first one should have never been made…but that succeeded hard enough for a second one to be made…making me really question humanity…..

Sure, I get it, scary shitty movie with nudity is always a winning combo…but sometimes the concept is so retarded it should be censored…and instead this Piranha 3DD is getting international distribution…mocking Hollywood and the Film Industry as a whole…calling it out as a joke….

Since I won’t be seeing it, I’m glad someone leaked the best part of it to the internet…and that is Katrina Bowden asking to have a dude cum inside her…while rocking hot coinslot looking cameltoe….maybe I get why this movie exists after alll…

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2012

05

Jun

Courtney Stodden for Twitter of the Day

Courtney Stodden is a clown….she lies about her age…pretends she isn’t 30….pretends her tits are real…pretends to be a child bride…but in being this joke/joker who produces funny shit….she’s also half naked…and any bitch half naked for attention is a friend of mine, even if I want to punch them in the face and/or cunt cuz they piss me off….

Here are some recent twitter pics of hers…cuz she’s half naked showing her stripper moves like the champ she is.

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2012

05

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Titty Flash on Set of the Day



Lohan may not be a great actor, but she does have great implants, and when they are busting out of her shirt, transparent colored nipple, trying to be invisible, yet still visible, it is kinda hard to say she’s not a great actor, because this is all I need out of a performance from her….you know the rest of the movie with all the talking and storyline, just gets in the way of the important parts like her titty flash…..

Someone needs to animate gif….fine I’ll do it you slackers….but that’s just cuz I want to see Lohan’s acting at its best in some low grade bullshit movie that will surely slaughter the memory of Liz Taylor….you know in motion….like a fake tit on a damaged actor flipbook…

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I’m still a fan of Lohan and appreciate her struggles that aren’t real struggles, but more importantly, I’m ready for the comeback….the oscars.


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2012

05

Jun

Michelle Hunziker’s See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

I love white bikinis….Michelle Hunziker is wearing a white bikini…and showing the exact reason why I like them….because there was a time years ago I was with a girl in a white bikini….who just got out of the pool only to have her white bikini fully see through….only to not realize it….letting me glimpse her married cunt pretty much close up and I’ve never been the same since…..this white bikini see through shit may not be a secret – but it happens all the time – and I love it….even when it happens to mom’s like Michelle Hunziker…but that could be cuz her mom body is abnormally amazing….


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2012

05

Jun

Alicia Keys Scary as Fuck Bikini Pic of the Day

Proof a flat stomach doesn’t mean a bitch is skinny…not even when rocking cancer.

She looks like a comic book character…all ripped upper body…squeezed into a size small bikini bottom…that her fat thighs cuz she’s fat are trying to eat….

This is one of those fat chicks…who like to be referred to as thick…who think they aren’t fat cuz they have abs and small tits….proven by their choice in swimwear and the fact they post this shit to the internet….and it is horrible…

Loving your body messages to the youth should only happen when the bitch is skinny.

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