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2012

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I feel like I have failed at life because I don’t have any ridiculous or obscure fetishes….

I wish I could get off to a woman sitting on a park bench…or girls eating ice cream….or fat chicks….but I am so boring, standard and obvious….even though I know life would be far more entertaining if I got off to weirdness

I just woke up – I blame my brain injury.

Best Robot Dance Ever – VIDEO
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The 25 Luckiest Wives and Girlfriends in Sports
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Free Cam Shows For Your Friday Pleasure
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This Magic Mike Movie Looks Like the Gayest Thing Ever
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Lol Cat Video of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan is Concerned With Doing Nudity Now. Yes You Read That Right
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This Girl’s Bikini Isn’t Covering Much
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20 Pictures of Hot Celebrities in Cut-Off Shorts
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2012

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the DAy

Some one definitely wants me to die….

For those of you who don’t read the site, I was drunk, fell down stairs, got a concussion, didn’t go to the hospital, spent the week puking, blacking out, dying….until today…today I decided to go to the doctor to be saved….since everyone I met told me I should…and there was no doctor on duty….They told me to come back in 3 hours….so I went drinking instead….because at a certain point you have to embrace your fate….If I die let me die bullshit….Miss me if this is my last post….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Chris Brown and Drake Got Into a Bar Fight Over Rihanna – Gayest Gangster Shit Ever
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Meet Mr. Clean UP – VIDEO
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Chuck Norris the Movie
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Athletes Who Bang The Hottest Pussy
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Miranda Kerr Hot in a Photoshoot
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Gallery: The 25 Hottest Actresses On The USA Network
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Maria Menounos’ Perfect Sunny Little Breasts
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Miley Cyrus is Bent Over in a Bikini
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White Girl with a Big Booty Oil Dance in her Bathroom
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Veronica is Sexy is Leather
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Your Thursday Afternoon Better
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Scary Emo Slut Gets Herself Off in the Shower
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Craziest Bench Clearing Brawls in Sports
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Topless Hair Cut!
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Gina Gershon Bikini See Through
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The Creators Of Game Of Thrones Are Sowwy For Putting Dubya’s Head On A Stake
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I Like When Titties Are All Soaped Up
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Twilight’s Ashley Green Hard Pokies on the Street
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Minka Kelly is Sleeping Around
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Kate Hudson is Gettin’ Her Bikini On
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Kendra Wilkinson Wants Us All to Know How Classy She is Now
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A Bunch of Sluts Rocking the Tiniest Bikini Ever
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Sluts in Body Paint
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Bleach Blonde Lesbian Heaven
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What The Hell?? 56-Year-Old Man Stabs Up His 61-Year-Old Roommate Because Of His Stinky Feet
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Sarah and Natalia Get It On
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Kanye West Rumored To Be Making Porn Music Videos?
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WTF Are You Wearing
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Ahhhhh Doutzen Kroes!
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Brunette Teen and Her Dildo
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Here’s Some Photos of the Octomom Gettiong Herself Off
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Expect a Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Sex Tape
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Dancing Dogs Make me Happy
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25 Luckiest WAGS
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Miley Cyrus And Her Sweet Wet Ass
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Katy Perry’s Soft Big Tits For You To Stare At
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Hot Chicks, Big Tits Euro 2012 Babes
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This Guy Must Have A Monster Cock
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Salma Hayek Big Cleavage
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Some Bitch Who Can’t Speak English Can Sing in English….I’d Raher She Be Showing Off How Well She Does ANal in English…
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2012

14

Jun

OCTOMOM Nude Pics From her Porn of the DAy

I have seen some disgusting vagina in my life, both first hand and in porn, and I am eager to see this OCTOMOM shit uncensored….because that circus freak pussy must be fucking interesting to look at….possibly a mangled mess, flesh wounds everywhere, but there’s also a chance it is amazing…

The uncensored haven’t been released yet, I waited all day for them, but I put in an email to my homies at Wicked, cuz for some reason the porn industry likes me, and I’m sure I’ll get a clip or pics for you soon….and if I don’t someone will…and we can all collectively jerk off to that…cuz something about her is fucking hot….I’m thinking everything….but I’m easily pleased…..too bad she deleted me from facebook for mocking her….I thought that negative hit was gonna get me pussy….but I was wrong….

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2012

14

Jun

Michelle Beadle Bikini Twitpic of the DAy

Michelle Beadle is some ESPN sports reporter who you all probably jerk off to cuz she’s hotter and has less AIDS than Magic Johnson….or whoever the fuck they had on the NBA finals running his mouth….

I get that she was a smart marketer, you know cuz she said fuck you to working the local news, and got into sports, see cuz as an average looking girl, she becomes way hotter when talking guy language….and with guys loving her, she’s been able to make a small fortune, establish small fame, and have more dudes jerk off to her than most women and all it took was not being a fucking dyke or having a penis….winning formula when you’re the only chick at the party yo….

Here she is being funny on twitter in a bikini top…posing with monkey dick

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2012

14

Jun

Maria Menounos Shitty Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think the highlight of Maria Menounos’ twitter is the bikini pics she posts, if anything, they fucking suck….It is not even the hope that she will slip her pussy like she did that one time….it isn’t even that she is greek and loves anal, making you process every single message she says as one coming from a bitch who uses her asshole for dicks more than her pussy she sometimes flashes….the highlight of her twitter is that her first line item is that she says she’s a “NY Times Best Selling author”….along with Snooki…..something to be proud of, but I like when bitches focus on real accomplishments, like that she’s on TV every night, sure it is the worst show ever, but at least people notice her more than they read her useless books.

Here’s a bikini pic of her she posted yesterday….

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2012

14

Jun

More Miley in a Bikini Pics of the Day

Miley Cyrus is fantastic….especially when half naked…and really I don’t know if my enjoyment of these pics has anything to do with this being pictures of Miley Cyrus in a bikini….or if it is just my general liking of all things young, tight bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off their bodies….because I kinda hate Miley Cyrus, she seems like an ignorant, uneducated, trashy hick who would likely annoy me and anyone not on her payroll or not milking her for her personal gain…but she does have that young, tigh bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off her going for her….making her very fucking tolerable…..right now.

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2012

14

Jun

Chloe Sevigny’s Rockin’ Cock of the Day

We’ve seen CHLOE SEVIGNY SUCK DICK IN A HORRIBLE MAINSTREAM MOVIE , now we get to see her rocking a dick for the third time in a mainstream TV Show in the UK.

I like that the mainstream is going more twisted, perverted and creepy thanks to competing with the internet, it is good for my future….but I don’t like seeing my women rocking dicks…

Luckily for me, Chloe Sevigny isn’t my woman….if anything I am not even sure if this raver hipster fashionista party kid is a woman or not, and I didn’t need this “Prosthetic” dick to make the whole thing confusing…..I was confused enough after seeing her get AIDS in kids….it is the Gay disease….

She was hyped in the 90s, I never got it, and I still don’t….but I’ll still look at her naked…even when doing his tranny shit….that I bet she’s taking a liking to and ends up bring shit home with her to practice on her homo fashion raver hipster friends….

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2012

14

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Tweets a Naked for Fashion Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is amazing even though she blocked me on twitter and instagram for begging her to give me her SOUTH AFRICAN HIV….not cuz I want her HIV….but because I want to go through the process of her giving it to me the good old fashion way….through anal sex….

She is probably the single hottest model out there right now, but then again, I find this watermelon I’ve been eating erotic, but that’s probably because I just cut a hole in it and fucked it and this is my afterglow…

Yes. I make no sense….but then again either does Candice Swanepoel’s body that she’s posting naked on Twitter….in a fashionable, implied naked, low res way….which is luckily good enough for me…cuz I come from an era of jerking off to scrambled porn….blue, red and green, titty in the bottom left, penetration top right motherfucker….

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2012

14

Jun

COCO is Disgusting in a Bikini on a Bike of the Day


I don’t really know why I am disgusted by COCO….I think it has something to do with despite for my love of a good whore, you know a girl who values her worth by the ability to fuck, or show off her tits, or do dirty things that entertain me, like tickling my asshole with her tongue while I read the paper or some shit….I hate whores….you see cuz it is so easy to be this ridiculous breast implant slut, who puts aside shame and instead puts herself out there like a whore….when the real joy comes from subtle girls, who aren’t so sexualized but still hot, and the second you get them behind closed doors, they fuck like freaks…..you know in ways that should be criminal…while cunts like COCO are too busy trying on push up bras and looking at her chubby whore self in the mirror that Ice T paid for…

Whores are good to look at…and that’s about it…and COCO isn’t even good for that.

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Here’s a bonus pic she posted on twitter 14 hours ago…..all greased up…classy and expenisve piece of fucking stripper trash…

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2012

14

Jun

Julia Stiles in a See Through Dress of the Day

Julia Stiles is the fucking worst, so who give a fuck about Julia Stiles nipple in a see through dress….

She’s the kind of bitch who always set off my retardar….you know the kind of girl you just assume is handicapped/retarded cuz she gives off that vibe….

She was all fucking hype in the 90s or 2000s and I couldn’t figure eout why….maybe it was her amazing performance in Savee the Last Dance….maybe it was just her fucking PR Team that tricked the people into thinking she was hot….maybe her shitty tits, hanging shitty, showing some nipple, will remind everyone that she’s not all that special…..

Let’s think of this post as a public service to help any of you who have jerked off to her in her prime…..not jerk off to her again and if this doesn’t work…. THESE OLD BIKINI PICS PROBABLY WILL …..Retardar gone nuts…

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