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2012

13

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I lived through the night, I guess this brain trauma, brain damage, brain bleeding is a slow killer….or maybe, just maybe I am not destined to die…but I am destined to get sued, cuz some asshole paparazi agency is on my ass over an Ashley Tisdale pic I don’t remember posting, trying to get me to pay 500 dollars for her shitty bikini pic, when bitch should be paying me to promote her….assholes….

Here are some morning links while I deal with my dying….

10 Bets That You Can’t Lose – VIDEO
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Looks Like Erin Andrews Got Her Tits Done
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Free Cam Shows to Get You Over Your Mid Week Suicidal Thoughts
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Who Doesn’t Love Honking at Ladies? – VIDEO
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We All Need Some Privacy Now and Again
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Madonna and the Case of Hypocritical Nipple
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Girl Gets Plowed by the Fucking Machine
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Ridley Scott’s “Alien”
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2012

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I just had a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy….sure it is probably not the first time I have predicted my miserable fate..but it is the first time that I write a tasteless joke and less than 12 hours later….it happens to me….

I made a joke about Lady Gaga gettting hit in the head yesterday, hoping she got Natasha Richardson-ed to put an end to her so the world would be a better place….

Last night, I was on a chair getting something off a self….only to fall head first into a cabinet…cuz the chair broke under my weight…..breaking my fall with the back of my head….full concussion but not into doctors for brain scans….cuz if I do have a brain bleed, even if deserved, it is probably meant to be….

Making me think Gaga is not just the devil’s music, or the devil’s creating, but is in fact the actual fucking devil….and she’s out to get me…unless this was Natasha Richardson’s doing….teaching me a lesson not to mock brain injury that kills…..

Seriously…what are the fucking chances….I don’t believe in coincidence….

Here are the stepLINKS….while I debate hosipital visits….and/or possibly die…

Denise Richards is Hot as Hell and I’m Glad She Got Dumped By Richie Sambora
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Just When We Thought Lindsay Lohan’s Careere Couldn’t Slide Down Any Further
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Robbers Choose The Wrong Store
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Naomi Campbell is Hot in Antidote Magazine
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NBA Finals Dance Team Showdown
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We’re Gonna Be Seeing More of Sexy “Chuck” Star Yvonne Strahovski
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Masuimi Max Is A Sexy Badass
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Naomi Campbell is Still WOW
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Some Funny Office Porn Bloopers
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Take a Peek at This Sexy Babe in the Shower
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Gold Diggers of the Worls, Salute Vanessa Bryant!
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Free Cam Show Excellence! Yeah!
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This Oversized Dildo Turned Her Into a Squirter
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NBA Finals Dance Team Showdown: Thunder vs. Heat
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Leanna Decker is Sexy on Video
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Charlize Theron is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Carissa is a Crack Whore
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WTF Video of the Day
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Rosie Huntington Whitley is See Through
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Carrie Underwood Wants Us to Know She Loves the Gays
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Tanorexic Mom Update!
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Malin Akerman is Pokies
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Kaye Highes is Super Sexy
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Playing With the Sun and the Moon
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George Zimmerman’s Wife Arrested On Perjury Charges
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And Now Some Lesbian Shower Fun
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Brian McKnight Working On New Video For The YouPorn Anthem!
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Ashley Olsen, Just Because
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Miranda Kerr is Tasty as Always
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Blondie Gets Herself Off With a Dildo – VIDEO
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Kate Moss is Braless
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Charlize Theron is a Class Act
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Fail Compilation for June
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Selena Gomez is Hot in Elle
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Most Impressive Athlete Talents Ever
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Honking at the Ladies Gag
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Pipa Vanlencia Rolls Around Half Naked. Gives Me Wood
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Salma Hayek And Her Incredible Bouncy Tits
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Rihanna Walks Around Topless In NYC
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Malin Akerman Doubles The Pleasure. Nips Out And Camel Toe
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Crazy Action Sports
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Jessica Perez Hot in a Bikini for SI
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Deena Cortese in Her Fat Chick Bikini
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Elin Nordegren in a Bikini
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Some Bitch Named Jorgie Porter You Will Want to Fuck
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Gabrielle Union Rockin’ a Black Bikini
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Katy Perry Ass Flasher
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More Rihanna in her Sheer Top
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Erin Andrews Hot Fake Tits in Her Bikini
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Seducing the Cable Guy
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2012

12

Jun

Gisele Hot in a Bikini for Vogue Paris of the Day


I posted the cover of this HOT VOGUE PARIS BIKINI SHOOT WITH GISELE a few weeks ago….and today, I am posting the rest of the pics, that happen to be amazing, and that actually make me feel like I am looking at a woman for a change….she normally was a model I was on the fence about, you know with the whole faking a pregnancy rumor cuz she was born a dude, fired from Victoria’s Secret cuz she was born a dude, married a Football quarterback cuz he likes dudes and is trained to perform to male attention…I blame hazing rituals….

So it just all made sense and made me feel like she may be the gatway to gay….with that hard face…and I didn’t wanna fuck with that…but I guess she got better hormone therapy, cuz she’s looking good all hard nippled and in bikini in Vogue Paris….I am a fan.


Here are the rest of the pics….

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Photos

2012

12

Jun

Erin Andrews Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t need to be a peeping tom for this attention whore….who is really not worth going to jail for…especially when your peeping video is what put her useless ass on the fucking map to begin with….dude goes to jail for 2-3 years and she gets on the fucking news like she matters…..

I mean like she matters more than being some half naked attention whore on the beach rockin’ the most ridiculous fake tits….which she doesn’t, but she likes to think she does, as some kind of sportscaster, when all that she really has going for her are some ridiculous fake tits and some fame from a peeping tom video that went viral….which unfortunately is more than enough for me and that’s why I hit her up on twitter….only to be ignored at least once…

Who cares….bikinis are amazing…even on 35 year olds.


TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS
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AND TO SEE EVEN MORE PICS OF HER IN HER BIKINI
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Posted in:Erin Andrews|Photos

2012

12

Jun

Kelly Brook’s Awesome Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook was hired to promote shoe Barber bullshit, cuz Barber culture is making a comeback pretty fucking hard, and not just for Black people, but white people are digging it too….I have no idea why, but I also know that if you’re doing anything, from traveling the globe, to picking up dog shit, to wiping your own ass in a public bathroom cuz you ate bad Indian food, it is always better with a busty as fuck chick by your side….everything is better with big old retarded sized tits….and I guess that’s why bitches like Kelly Brook are able to have lasting careers cuz them tits are all she has to offer….which is more that a lot of girls have to offer….and the fact that she knows her place, knows her role, loves her place, loves her role and the big titty whore cuz it pays….make is all the better…see cuz there are so many great tits out there being under utilized, you know that want to be lawyers or business leaders or to save the whales or some shit….but it takes a real champion to throw aspiration aside and take the easy route by taking off their top…you know show your parents how much you don’t give a fuck about how they tried to raise you to be a decent person…..cuz tits get hits…..and tits make dreams come true…and tits are all that matter….at least in Kelly Brook’s case….

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Photos

2012

12

Jun

Brooke Burke Models Lingerie of the Day

Here is a video of Brooke Burke….former Wild On, Stripper looking bitch who partied internationally, current mom of a dozen kids…..talking some bullshit about how she loves when people take pics of her in lingerie, how she loves wearing lingerie, how she’s really into the brand cuz they gave her money to say that, all while wearing pretty tame outfits, considering her fucking slutty claims and slutty past and slutty clam that has to be slutty to pump out so many fucking children with different men….but she’s in lingerie, she looks better than my wife, which isn’t saying much because my wife is disgusting, too fucking far gone to even consider a woman….

but it is saying that Brooke Burke mom of a dozen kids, is hot bodied, so if you know a woman who talks bullshit about how she can’t get a hot body of flat stomach after making babies, as she eats a piece of cake and drinks a 1000 calorie frappicino, show her this video to remind her of the lies and that she just doesn’t fucking try hard enough….or you could just fuck a hotter younger girl….

Posted in:Brooke Burke|Photos|Videos

2012

12

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Rockin’ Bikini Pics on Twitter of the Day

Ashley Tisdale needs to step up her attention seeking game. Seriously, if this is her strategy to get noticed, she has fucking failed hard. You would thin that she’d know by now, after all these years in the hollywood grind, that a key to getting work is having fans, and a key to getting fans is showing off your tight body that you work on so hard cuz your face is so busted, especially now that twitter and instagram exist, but instead you post some shit from a distance…that even a peeping tom who gets off to shit from a distance can’t get off to cuz we can’t see even a bit of that bikini body. She’s failed…..I get that she knows she’s good from far but far from good, but she’s gotta suck that reality up and slut the fuck out, make some noise and build a better life for us….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Photos

2012

12

Jun

Rihanna’s Amazing See Through Top of the Day

Rihanna wore a see through tube top bra…and liked it so much she posted it to Instagram…because her African tribal ancestors….titties are meant to put on parade, nipples out, to feed all the starving tribal babies who’s moms have died of AIDS or by being eaten by a Lion…..Rihanna showing her nipple is like flipping through the pages of National Geographic only with far more child prostitution that led to super stardom….and that is amazing…More girls need to take her lead…..seriously…get up on this see through clothing kick….everyone’s doing it….even Rihanna…it will make leaving the house more fun for everyone!


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Posted in:Rihanna

2012

12

Jun

Eniko Mihalik Topless for Terry Richardson of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is a pretty popular model….and Terry Richardson has a really good thing going….where he gets paid to shoot popular models for boring magazines…only to pull some after hours shit with them for his personal use that always involves them naked….see cuz he’s a top photographer, they’d be crazy not to agree to get naked for him, it could ruin their career at least that’s what he wants them to think, so they keep getting naked for him and I dig it….good hustle…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW|Photos

2012

12

Jun

Anna Faris in Flaunt Magazine July 2012 of the Day

Who the fuck cares about Anna Faris or the fact that she’s in a magazine not showing off her vagina, I’m talking Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler, or even all the fashion magazines out here who have turned to porn since our world is overly sexualized….thanks to the internet….I mean I don’t even remember her in a fucking movie….she is uneventful and so are her fucking pictures in Flaunt. Step it up and know your role woman.

Posted in:Anna Faris|Photos