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2012

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The good thing about this brain injury is that I feel high all the time. I am pretty sure it isn’t fatal, since it has been three days and I’m not dead, but if it is just long and drawn out, dying isn’t so bad. I feel kind of like Lohan’s career…..

Here are some links to start your day…while I hunt for a wet nurse to breast feed me.

How NOT to Scam and Insurance Company – VIDEO
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20 Hottest Champions in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out
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Star Magazine Has Officially Hit Rock Fucking Bottom
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Like Most Things That Come Out Of Japan, This Milk Commericial Makes No Fucking Sense – VIDEO
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Denise Richards Got Dumped By Richie Sambora Because Of Charlie Sheen
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Young Wife Strips Down and You Won’t Believe What She Does Next
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Arianny Celeste Poses As A Hot Barmaid
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2012

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My failed pick-up line on facebook today was:

I know we have never met, but I need you to do a favor for me, I want unprotected anal sex with you cuz i have never come in an asshole and I am dying of a brain injury so it is now or never

So far no responses….Here are the stepLINKS….

Salma Hayek’s Got Awesome Tits
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HOly Shit Madonna is Desperate for Attention
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Elizabeth Banks Vintage Photoshoot
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Here’s a 14 Year Old Frech Girl With Braces Singing Adele in a Tube Top for you to Masturbae To
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Hottest Champions in Sports
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10 Ways Adam Sandler Can Get His Swag Back
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Maryse Ouellet Hoses Down The Bikini Body
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There’s Something About Katy Perry That Makes Me Wish Someone Would Punch Her in the Face
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Holding Hands With Strangers – a Prank – VIDEO
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This Sexy Blonde is a Flasher!
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Raven Riley and Kate Get It On
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better
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This Chick Makes Good Use of the Back of a Car…
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Ranking the Divas’ Playboy Pictorials over the Years
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Basketball Babe Jessie Lunderby
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley See Through on the Catwalk
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Who Doesn’t Want This Babes Melons?
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WTF Video of the Day
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WIN! WIN! Malin Akerman See-Thru & CamelToe
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Sexy Penelope Cruz, These MILF Shots Will Have to Do
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Britney Spears = Still a Hick
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Jennifer Lawrence is Working It Out
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Stacey P is the Ultimate Woman
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Julia and Shay Are Lesbian Perfection
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Miss Ivory Coast 2012 Pageant Goes Horribly Wrong When Contestant Can’t Walk In Heels And Starts Dub Stepping! [Video]
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Ally Style is Double Stuffing Herself
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Para-Althlete Sells Nude Calendar Of Herself To Go To Olympics
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I Love a Babe in a Onesie
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Girls of the Euro Cup 2012
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These Babes Are Tit Flashers On Camera
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Jessica Alba, Just Because
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Fireman Saves a Puppy – Amazing
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20 Biggest Underachievers in Sports
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Erin Andrews And Her Big Tits In Strapless Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence Sweet Spandex Camel Toe
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Arianny Celeste Perfect Fuckable Tits
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Salma Hayek Is The Most Powerful Woman In The World. Here’s Why
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Gemma Collins Fat Tits Spill Out Of Her Bathing Suit – Disgusting
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Miley Cyrus Candid Bikini Titties
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Blake Lively Hot in Marie Claire
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I’d Fuck Nathalia Ramos and the Bike She Rode in On
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25 Funniest Sports Interviews Ever
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Amazing Wakeboarding Fail
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Danielle Lloydd Bikinis in Dubai
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Leandra Leal Hot and Half Naked for VIP Magazine BRazil
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Jessica Roffey Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
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Karina Jelinek Hot and Half Naked for Gente Magazine
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Swaroski Crystal Heir SHowing Off Her Old Rich Titties Topless and in a Bikini
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Rosie Jones Titty Flash
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some 18 Year Old Girl in Body Jewelery
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Gymnast Loves to Fuck
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MadamMeow’s Porn Video Compilation
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THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED FOR
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2012

13

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s Amazing Dumpy Fucking Ass of the Day

I don’t really know what is going on here…or whether I really want to know what is going on here…I’m gonna say that Jessica Simpson was a tank before getting pregnant, became offensively, even medically scary fat after pregnancy, then signed a deal with Weight Watchers to add pressure to herself so that she drops the weight….even though she’s been spotted going to the gym everyday for hours at a time….and still looks like this….but I guess she was a gamble that was worth taking, if she does drop the weight, it will likely be big news, and owning that impossible task, will likely make Weight Watchers a hell of a lot of money….so I get what they were doing there….I just don’t get why it is taking her this long, I am not sure it is even possible, but most importantly, why the fuck did she decide to wear these pants….

My fat wife loves elastic waist bands, she loves making all pants look like leggings, but I don’t like looking at it…it is offensive….it is the kind of behavior that gets her abused…

Let’s hope Jessica Simpson’s baby daddy who K-Fedded her holds the same heavy hand….apparently he doesn’t…..but reality is that she can do what she wants as long as she finances his shit….I get that…..but it doesn’t mean I support it when it ends up looking like this.


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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Madonna’s Ass Flash in Rome of the Day

Madonna’s either forgotten that she’s 53, or she thinks she looks hot for 53, or she’s lost her fucking mind as 53 year old women tend to do with the whole menopause thing that makes them realize they aren’t women anymore and in not being women it is ok to show off their naked bodies…why fucking bother hiding what they have in some weird level of security that scrapes the bottom of the barrel of male attention…..doing all they can to have one last hurrah that they can enjoy partcipating in…even if it offends most straight men who prefer the asses being flashed at them to not be 53.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Madonna|Photos|Videos

2012

13

Jun

Broken Down Lindsay Lohan is Better than Ever of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may not be my friend and she may not be someone I’ve had sex with and she may not even be someone I’ll ever even see again, but I think she’s fucking talent, and I am not talking about just her tits, I’m talking across the fucking board and after watching her in action the last 9 years of doing the site and spending one night together in a hotel room with a gay dude, I can say, I love her fucking tits….and also think she can win an Academy Award if she just stops trying to kill herself…

These are some pics of her broken on set, if you’re like me and dream of nursing her back to health like this was MISERY, you’ll really like these pics….


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Riley Keough in a Bikini for Vanity Fair July of the Day

I am a huge Elvis fan and love everything he has done – except maybe Lisa Marie Presley – but from Heart Break Hotel to the fat years, he is some cool as fuck shit that despite the white trash that is hoooked on him in their trailer park homes, embodies cool…

So it is only natural as a fan of Elvis, to want to jerk off to his granddaughter he never met, Riley Keough’s tits in a vintage looking bikini for Vanity Fair…

Sure she’ll always be in his shadow of greatness, and she’ll always be known as Elvis’ relative, but the one thing she’s got that he doesn’t is life….but more importantly tits…except maybe in the fat years…

Posted in:Photos|Riley Keough

2012

13

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini in Miami of the DAy

*had to remove the images thanks to evil paparazzi – but this video is way funnier and the pic I posted is in it.

Here’s the weird Miley Cyrus face I’ve been missinng so much the last few months when she was photographed showing off her tight young pilates body that distracted me from her weird looking face…I don’t know if it weak chinned, or if it just looks like she’s sucking on something sour, but this is the reason I was never a fan of her….before she started showing off her tight pilates body….you see cuz as much as I hate broken down faces, I really love hot fit bodies, almost causing conflict for me, until remembering it is Miley and how hard I’d like to K-Fed her….shit she could get her face eaten off by some homeless dude on Bath Salts and I’d still take her to prom – if you know what I mean.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Gina Gershon Bikini of the Day

Gina Gershon is 50 and in her bikini. I don’t know shit about her, but apparently she went to High School with Lenny Kravitz at Beverly Hills High along with the cast of 90210 …which is something I wish my WIKIPEDIA page read, but unfortunately, I don’t have a wikipededia page, because I don’t matter, it is like I don’t even fucking exist according to the internet….and supported by my soul….you see cuz I’m dead on the inside…I blame my wife’s disgusting vagina for ruining me…


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Posted in:Gina Gershon|Photos

2012

13

Jun

Sky Ferreira in her Underwear and Covered in Lipstick and Spider of the Day

Sky Ferreira used to be my internet homie….we’d talk often enough then something called a record deal happened and like all internet homies we had to part ways…not because I was against maintaining internet homie status, if anything now there was a reason to be internet homies, since she could link me to hot model pussy, instead of just talking to me about nonsense, but now it is official, she has become too cool for me by her standards, or maybe by her PR teams standards and that is so fucking weak…..she got more and more magazine covers, hung out with Katy Perry more and more often on her quest to being a popstar…..and figured lets delete Stepfather from Facebook and twitter like we never used to chat all the fucking time cuz he’s not respected or a wrung on my social climb. Weak….but typical…

That kind of behavior makes me hate a bitch….and luckily her shitty song gives me hope karma is around the corner for her….you know when her 5 fans turn on her for sucking….

Terry Richardson was hired to direct the video, her big move she’s probably proud of and she probably spent her entire budget on….and she’s in her underwear in it, not all that hot for a 20 year old, but then again I never found her hot, but she does have a spider crawling around her twat… something for you goth weirdos to appreciate….

I don’t know why I am posting this – but I’ll blame a broken heart.

Posted in:Sky Ferreira|Videos

2012

13

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nude on Twitter for Kanye of the Day

So Kanye West posted this picture of a girl assumed to be Kim Kardashian naked in his hotel room eating room service….something I could imagine Kim Kardashian doing because she loves food so fucking much, at least based on her body, that getting dressed before eating would just get in the way of her gorging…..

I figure Kanye is just out for a publicity stunt, which is also the whole reason he is preending to be in love with Kim Kardashian and her fatness anyway, even though black guys do tend to love fat chicks…..

Well, apparently it is actually a pics of Amia Miley, a pornstar I’ve never heard of….who has confirmed it is her big hungry ass on a small frame Kim Kardashia wishes she had….

Here are some other pics she’s posted of her ass….

Posted in:Amia Miley|Kim Kardashian|Photos