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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2012

May

Lindsay Lohan See Through Big Titties in Bra of the Day

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The best thing Lindsay Lohan did for her career was get amazing implants…seriously….they are the fucking best in natural tear drop….that people still argue are real…even though when she’s on a meth or anorexia kick…her tits stay the same size…something that any tit obsessed dude who fucks crack whores will tell you…just doesn’t make any fucking sense….

So seeing her in a see through shirt, even if I can only see bra, is amazing, if you don’t focus on her tormented ex addict nicotine stained fingers….unless you are like me and love that shit cuz it shows torment, anxiety, nervous behavior that usually is near the breaking point, or what I like to call the gateway to fun.

It’d be nice if Lohan was friendly with me…because there is so much I’d do to her….from playing with her breasts like I was Samantha Ronson….to winning her Academy Awards…even if I had to steal the shit from Eric Roberts….cuz she deserves it.

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2012

May

Elsa Hosk Model Tits of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a model from Sweden who at 23 understands the importance of showing her fucking tits in shoots so clients know she’s fucking serious about being the next big thing in modeling. She’s 5 foot 9 and I’d be more than happy to lick every inch of her cuz she’s amazing….She’s been doing some Victoria’s Secret work, like their fashion show, and it’s pretty safe to say she may be their next big thing…

I don’t know where these pics are from…or what they are for…but this is the most substantial shoot I’ve seen in a while…It’s all instagram trendy with tits and I’m sold on her solid talent…..and by talent I mean tits…

Amazing.

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2012

May

Some Anne Hathaway Still in Her Bikini of the Day

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I posted some pics of Anne Hathaway in her bikini looking like a holocaust survivor….because she had to drop 25 pounds to play some poor as fuck woman who dies in Les Miserables….and getting skinny as fuck is all in the name of making millions of dollars a year to remember a couple of lines and live a spoiled life of luxury….something more girls should be offered….because it will lower the fat chick ratio and despite fat chicks being good at sucking dick thanks to their strong mouths from competitive eating against themselves as their sport of choice cuz it helps them deal with their problems….they are still disgusting to look at….while skinny chicks look so luxurious and lean…who need to be idols to our obese, lazy, youth that think being fat and proud is having a positive body image…even if it actually means death.

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2012

May

Katy Perry Tits in Some Latex of the Day

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Katy Perry is photoshopped in Latex….and when her skin looks clear and lovely for a change…she’s still annoying as fuck….but at least she has tits…tits that took her places she didn’t deserve to go…by taking focus away from her flaws like her dumpy ass…the fact she can’t sing or dance…and getting her on the radio making music we all hate but know the words to cuz her shit is programmed to brain wash us by the record label…I saw Josie and the Pussycats…I know how the industry works….she’s a busty pawn I can’t stand…but unfortunately…like every other dude…I’m won over by the tits…tits is all it really takes to get by and here she is in some latex.

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2012

May

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Booty Shorts for Vogue Italia Shoot of the Day

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Kim Kardashian thanks God for Black men everytime she hits her Armenian orthodox church in attempts to pretend she’s an actual Armenian and not just the product of an Armenian who has become some vapid white rich girl trash that may be as hairy as an Armenian, but is in no ways really connected to the community…because black guys and I guess a few white guys who try to be hip hop….love big ass….in a the bigger it is the better…a philosophy that goes against everything my tight little young white girl with a round ass love goes completely against….making me totally unable to relate to anyone who freaks out over this shit in booty shorts…sexually….cuz there is no way to appreciate this monster and her big ass other than in finding it funny and entertaining to look at….especially when put into booty shorts for Vogue Italia that the paparazzi were invited to….because Kim Kardashian…and Kanye West…are doing all they can on the marketing front….as she falls into obscurity…as slow as her metabolism maybe…but falling into obscurity none the less….

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2012

May

Audrina Patridge Bikini Party of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember Audrina Patridge. She had one of those low impact celebrity careers that was more of a gentle stroll around the block that lasted under 10 minutes…with low intensity and not very much noise….but if you don’t…she was an MTV creating on a show called The Hills…where she played the half retarded bitch with implants her dad got her at 18 cuz the half retarded wasn’t really her playing…it was real life…and he knew with tits came opportunity to pay her own rent….

Well she hasn’t run out of money yet, cuz she hasn’t released a sex tape, but she will eventually, and while we wait for that, here she is in a bikini in Vegas celebrating her birthday…because Vegas is the home of anyone who has fallen off in LA….cuz they need party hosts for their crowd of idiots to feel like they are around fame….even if that fame is barely fame….but implants in a bikini….

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2012

May

Tanning Mom Is a Serious Turn On of the Day

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This tanning bitch is porn to me….I don’t know why…maybe it is because I like clown looking bitches who put their daughter’s life in jeopardy all in the name of a good healthy complexion….one that makes a 30 year old look like a dried up leather boot….she’s just trying to instill important values into her girl…like that no one likes a pasty bitch…and really the tanning salon is to blame…becuase as far as I’m concerned, this dried up, leathery face, just looks experienced at well traveled…like she’s been lost at sea for a few months….an expert at a life we just don’t understand…and when looking at her and her white lipstick…I just can’t help but wonder what her pussy looks like….

Tanning mom is my new addiction. She needs her own reality show…

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2012

May

Kristina Tsvetkova Model Tits of the Day

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Kristina Tsvetkova is a model….in her 20s….who is from Russia…you know the kind of communist bitch who avoided being smuggled into America as part of the human trafficking, Russian Mob controlled, sex trade…..because of the fall of communism….ruining all our underbelly of society sex trade fun…while giving child prostitutes the chance to leave the country legitimately, you know by modeling….and with modeling and being a hard Russian worker who if she was born a decade earlier would be a hooker waiting in line for rationed bread, comes a drive and work ethic tha leads to nipple in photoshoots….if spoiled American bitches had a little more struggle, a lot more poverty in their blood….the world would have far more pictures of nipples in it…but until that rock bottom hits more bitches….let’s just sit back and appreciate those who grasp what’s up…like this Kristina Tsvetkova bitch…

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2012

May

Rihanna’s Behind the Scenes Reptile Toplessness of the Day

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Rihanna shot a video called “Where have you been” that’s probably already on Youtube, but being a fan of Rihanna as a slutty trash can bred from a garbage man in the Islands, slutty, trashy, misue of fame and not of Rihanna’s shitty music, makes me unable to confirm or deny that….What I can confirm is that she’s got make-up on her titties…that make her slut tits look alien….which is better than when she puts make up on her cunt…to make it looks like it doesn’t have herpes….

Here are the pics she posted to facebook like a good whore…

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2012

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent all weekend sexting and it really isnt’ that gratifying…You know pretty much telemarketing bitches to send titty pics – investing hours into pretty much nothing but a picture…when all these whores are horny enough to fuck if you had enough energy to get off the couch…and enough energy to go make shitty conversation with shitty pussy you now have to fuck….

Here’s some morning links….cuz it’s still morning in the west coast

I Don’t Think I Have Ever Been as Happy as This – VIDEO
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Bikini Hockey League Will Be Like Lingerie Footbal League on Skates
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Free Cam Shows. Monday Doesn’t Have to Be Blue
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A Cat and Dog Story That Will Warm Your Cold Black Heart
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Annnnnnnd the Dock Just Got Torn Off – VIDEO
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Sarah Arnold is Sexy in Blue Latex
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Courtney Stodden is Cooking in a Bra
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Girl With Big Pussy Flaps Gives Herself a Shave
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Tweet Dreams: Paulina Gretzky’s Hottest Twitpics
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