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2012

16

May

Hayden Panettiere’s Got Tits of the Day

I am in the breast implant phase of my life.

For years I hated implants because buying them took no effort…or talent…or genetic competitive advantage…

I viewed thme as trashy, gutter, for stripper bitches and I just wasn’t inot them….but it turns out that implants save shitty tits…and shitty tits fucking suck…so if you can give a bitch new life…new confidence….while giving me something good to fucking stare at and jerk off to…I’m down….

Hayden Panettiere….seems to have made the best decision in her life in the last month by getting a set of implants…cuz let’s face it her broad shoulders nad muscles needed to be balanaced out and made to look like a woman should….pecs were not fucking cutting it….

We haven’t heard much of her after the kiddie prostitute ring scandal story hit….but I can safely say, she’s been up to very good things.

Nice tits midget freak I want circus freaking on my dick like you were a child hooker and I was your dad…..

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

16

May

Madonna’s Daughter’s Hipster Tits of the Day

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Madonna’s Hairy Spic Hipster daughter’s little teen tits are spilling out of her American Apparel shirt and I like it….partially because I am a pervert who likes all tits spilling out of shirts….but mainly because I like little rich cunt who aren’t quite 18 in general….Not only is their style pretty fucking racy cuz they aren’t scared to show off what the hormones in the food makes that made them hit puberty at 7 has done to them, rocking better teen bodies than ever, dressed in clothes that showcase that fact better than ever, to the point where leaving the house makes you feel like a sex offender…..but they attend sex parties where they lick each other’s assholes….at least according to Oprah…that pervert….

Either way, here’s some hipster spic hotness….

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Posted in:Lourdes Leon

2012

16

May

Reporter Upskirt Blooper is Amazing of the Day

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This made me laugh and I never laugh. Partially because I don’t find anything funny, I’m a bitter, cynical, joke snob… but more importantly people who laugh looked like fucking retards….

But seeing some reporter, who spent years getting herself on TV, caught with her skirt up, and blaming technical difficulities, is just my kind of humor….laughing at people for fucking up when they’ve spent so much energy being perfect and who I know act like celebrities when out for drinks after work…cuz bitch is on TV…is serious fucking jokes.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

16

May

Camille Rowe’s Amazing Body in Foam of the Day

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Camille Rowe is fucking amazing….She’s a model from France, which means Anal on the first night, a hot fucking accent, a little bush to keep her pussy smells properly balanced….a love for good food, good times….good wines…..and I have posted HER AMAZING FUCKING TITS BEFORE …..and now…I’m posting her hot fucking body…all toned and in magazine….reminding us all that she’s a model with hot titties we’ll be seeing a lot more of….something I’m pretty happy about.

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2012

16

May

Georgia Salpa’s Big Fucking Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Georgia Salpa is some Greek turned UK Celebrity Big Brother trash because I guess she’s considered a celebrity….or sucked the right dick or more likely used her asshole or as I like to call it…her greek vagina… to sneak into the cast….giving her this real high profile fake tit in a bikini celebrity status that gets her featured on genius blogs like DrunkenStepfather.com – A highlight of her whore career I’m sure…..

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Posted in:Georgia Salpa

2012

16

May

Elisabetta Canalis Bottom Feeding Tits of the Day

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Elisabetta Canalis pretty much won the lottery when Clooney, obsessed with Italy, decided to bring her ghetto trash, local news host ass to America, where she fell for the tacky site of Hollywood’s Luxury and jumped on Dancing with the Stars, even though her talent was really Dancing on the Stars with her pussy…..leading to hitting rock bottom, dating Steve-O, with no where to turn, since she bottom fed before she even go started….doing the last resort programming before ever making it….but that was before today….where she’s gone back to Europe to participate in Borat’s new movie promotion on a yacht…..the most relevant thing she’s done since Clooney…maybe this is a revival…her second chance…and who really cares if it is or isn’t…so long as she’s in a bikini…cuz her body is rocking.

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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2012

16

May

Zuzanna Stankiewicz Model Tits for Unflop of the Day

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Zuzanna Stankiewicz is a model I’ve never heard of….but she’s got a Solid immigrant name so that means she’s the kind of model I like…willing to do whatever it takes to get out of the hell immigrant life she’s living…including, but not limited to showing her non-existent model tit….and probably going as far to show some pussy lip….it’s all in the name of fashion….and whoring out for that industry is more rewarding than whoring out in the sex industry…

EIther way, titties or non-existent model titties or not, keep up the good work Zuzanna Stankiewicz….or we’ll send you back to your war torn – cold water one room flat filled with your large family you came from…

Posted in:Zuzanna Stankiewicz

2012

16

May

Candice Swanepoel Topless in Glitter for Colcci of the Day

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I have an unhealthy obsession with Candice Swanepoel…I mean for the sake of this site…not in my actual everyday life…because the second I turn off the computer…all these sluts I know don’t matter…their names temporarily erased until I have to tap into my brain and talk about their tits again…my focus is on real life, instant gratification pussy, and none of this aspirational pussy that even if I was a billionaire Playboy would be up on another billionaire Playboy, cuz he’s got more billionaire swagger….but I do like to give girls unrealistic goals for themselves….cuz insecure and inadequate feeling real life girls….thank to not being Candice Swanepoel….even if they are hotter than Candice Swanepoel but took the wrong turns….increases my chances of fucking them….but you know what it all comes down to….when nothing else is going on…and shit is in front of my face on my screen, I have no issues staring a Candice Swanepoel’s work….she makes millions for….I’m supportive like that.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

16

May

Lindsey Vonn’s Bikini Pictures for Facebook of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn is some 27 year old Olympic skier….something that doesn’t turn me on cuz I’ve been around skiers a long fucking time, I live in Canada…and I have even worked shitty jobs at ski hills….and the pros are all big ass, big leg, monster chicks…..but for some reason I’m not offended by these Lindsey Vonn bikin i pics…and that reason is fitness….you see cuz a fit chick, even if bigger, is substantially hotter than a sloppy chick…unless that sloppy chick is sloppy from an eating disorder and is weak….because that”s my favorite…..skin and bones motherfucker…skin and bones….

Posted in:Lindsey Vonn

2012

16

May

Tian Yi Asian Bikini for Vogue China of the Day

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Tian Yi is some asian model who is posing in a bikini for Vogue China…at least I think that’s her name….because I’m not so into Chinese models…but I am into Chinese women…you see they are built like 12 year olds, they age well, their communism allows them to aim to please and appreciate our democracy enough to not fuck up a marriage with a loser like you, meaning you can do what you want and they will serve you, both with food, in household chores, with their tight vaginas, and most importantly, their uterus, that will make genius babies who excell in badminton, classical music, math and programming, allowing you to retire with the good life, all cuz of a little ejaculation…..

Unfortunately, I’ve never banged an asian girl, but I want to….but everyone I know who has is spoiled fucking rotten by them on all fronts….

Here’s one of their models in a bikini!