I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My life has become everything I hate…I rely on FACEBOOK PAGES and the girls on Facebook I’ve never met but talk to like we are old friends….to fill the void that was once filled watching sitcoms and talking to assholes in the office about last night’s episode of survivor….I’m still on this drone slave to the world kick…which is for some reason made better with vacation bikini pics, sexting, cyber, and alcohol…..it’s like a spring break beach party all day from my soild couch….fuck you technology for being so good.

Here are the morning links….

I’d Like to Get Myself a Russian Gymnast
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Free Cam Shows, Happy Thursdays
FOLLOW THIS LINK

NBA Playoff Matchups: Cheerleader Edition
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Painting With a Basketball, Why Not?
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Jessica is Sexy in Black
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Dita Von Tease is Dull But Here She is Anyways
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Live Web Cam Shows Add Some Tits to Your Day, and That’s Always a Good Thingv
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Top 10 Porn Fails Compiled into 1 Hilarious Video
FOLLOW THIS LINK

The 25 Crasiest Moms in Movies
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:MHD

2012

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m taking a break from drinking to post the links – even though I’d rather be getting lap dances or trying to convince girls to have sex with me – by not saying I run site that some idiots would say is sleazy…

I know – doing a post on my own site like I do everyday for no real reason ….when I could be doing it for free on FACEBOOK or TWITTER ….you know cuz retweets and LIKES are a fucking currency….social acknowledgement and acceptance man…that’s all you need to pay your mortgage, car payments, food and hookers…make other assholes rich with your time – always working for the man – even when watching TV….fucking got us trapped…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

Pregnant Reese Witherspoon in a See Thru Dress
GO

I wanna Fuck THis Tanned Mom and her Hard Face
GO

Insane Russian Gymnasts You’ll Wanna Fuck
GO

Angela Lindavall Photoshoot
GO

The Hottest Football Wives
GO

The History of Whistling
GO

Jane Fonda’s Sex Life Sounds Better Than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. Wait, What?
GO

Bobby Brown Didn’t Get Whitney Houston Hooked On Drugs, So Says Bobby Brown
GO

Live Web Cam Shows Will Make Your Day More Pleasurable
GO

Bike Drafting is Dangerous But Awesome at the Same Time. Wow. – VIDEO
GO

The 10 Most Ridiculous “Dangerous Teen Trends”
GO

Jessica Jane Clement’s Side Boob Hotness
GO

Candice Swanepoel Makes Your Day Better
GO

Angel is an Angel All Right
GO

LADIES: Brian McKnight’s Full Musical Instruction Manual For Your Coochie Has Arrived
GO

Abby Porter Sexy Spectacular (80 Pictures)
GO

Free Cam Shows. Super Super Sexy
GO

This Blonde Slut Has one Amazing Set of Tits
GO

The Top Wives and Girlfriends of the NBA Playoffs
GO

Maria Fowler Areola Bikini Peek
GO

Carrie Underwood Has Been Around Lately and Here She is Again
GO

Sam Ronson Should Stick to Pressing Play on Her iPod for Thousands of Dollars and Leave Singing to the Professionals
GO

The Vagina of a Transsexual – VIDEO
GO

Lizzie London Loves Her Fucking Machines
GO

The Avengers XXX is Out!
GO

Rihanna is Paddling in a Bikini
GO

Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
GO

Awkward Wedding Toasts
GO

Some Cheerleaders
GO

Brooklyn Decker Hates Her Body
GO

Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
GO

And ANOTHER Pic Dump
GO

Pranked Weather Girl – VIDEO
GO

This Is Disgusting: 22 Year-Old Woman Given Two Life Sentences For Allowing 49-Year-Old Professor To Have Sex With Her 5-Month-Old Baby
GO

Brooke and Mandy Get It On
GO

Man Suing BMW For Giving Him A 20 Month Erection
GO

Secret Girl Language – VIDEO
GO

Bitch, WTF ARe You Wearing on Your Head
GO

London: FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2012 Party
GO

A Sexy Chat Babe is Always Fine By Me
GO

Dita Von Tease in London
GO

Check Out This hot Blonde
GO

Christina Aguilera Panstless…..
GO

Christina Aguilera Still Pantsless on ‘The Voice’
GO

Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Bike Drifting Like a Boss
GO

Kate Upton Suddenly Makes MY Dick Go Limp…
GO

Miely Cyrus Can Take 4 Cocks At Once…
GO

Candice Swanepoel Shows Off Some Tits And Ass In A Sweet Bikini
GO

The Best Mascot Fights
GO

Kristen Stewart Cleavage Photoshoot
GO

Kid Gets Bit By a Squirrel
GO

Scarlett Johansson Is Fat Getting a Star for Being Fat
GO

===================
From the stepFORUM
===================

Diane Kruger in Tatler
GO

Ciintia Dicker Posing Not Getting Dick in’er
GO

Courtney Stodden Shops at Target
GO

Sara Jean Underwood Modeling More Bikinis
GO

Angelina Jolie Duck Face
GO

Lindsay Vonn Strong Legs
GO

Georgia Salpa’s Hot Tits
GO

Britney Spears Hiding
GO

Marcia Cross Sexes it Up in Hollywood Life
GO

Carmen Electra Old Fake Tits Promoting Poker
GO

===================
stepSMUT!
===================

What Girls Do in the Laundry Room
GO

Chinese Students Busted Fucking…
GO

A Porn Compilation
GO

Busty Gets Fucked in Shower
GO

Free Cam Shows. Super Super Sexy
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

02

May

Bar Refaeli in Short Shorts Making Faces in Go Style Israel of the Day

As much as I don’t like to celebrate the Holocaust, I know that without it, Israel wouldn’t exist as a haven for bikini clad Jewish girls on the beach….which is a fetish of mine…so it is kinda a love hate thing going on there….

And everytime I see Bar Refaeli half naked, showing off her body, that is apparently not even the hottest the Israel beaches have to offer, just the most famous, I have no choice but to appreciate the survival and perserverence of the hard working Jewish people….to make such a glorious thing happen…..

Seriously, these short shorts in GQ Israel are nutty.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

02

May

Candice Swanepoel is Modeling Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is in her bikini showing us just how complex her life is….she had to wake up in a 5 star hotel or luxury villa in a bed more comfortable than anything you have ever slept in….only to be greeted by a staff who set out a spread of food and drink for her…from exotic fruits to anything she wanted…as they put make-up on her..only to get picked up in a luxury car….and taken to the beach 5 minutes away…where someone handed her bikinis that she had to put on….and lay in the sand while making faces at the camera….until lunch break….or until the weather gave out…giving her the rest of the day off, all expenses paid, more food and drink and 10,000 dollars or more….it’s a joke…but you know what…she’s good at looking good in a bikini and that should be compensated for appropriately so she continues to bring it….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

02

May

Nathalia Ramos is 19 and in her Bikini of the Day

Nathalia Ramos is 19 – she has a relatively insignificant career – is Spanish and has a Spanish popstar dad who probably is the reason she’s got a career in the first place….Her mom is some Jewish Australian who married her Spanish popstar dad, so I assume she’s probably hot….and now their baby is out there in her bikini, doing a good job drawing attention to herself, because attention is what she needs….her IMDB is no where near Miley’s….but then again that probably means her vagina is much cleaner…..

I also think the whole football was a nice touch to honor a fallen hero, Junior Seau, who was shot today….I’m not saying Nathalia Ramos was involved in the shooting, they say it was a suicide, but I will say it is pretty suspect that her bikini football pics come out the same day a player is shot….but I’ll save that work to the detectives, while I focus on staring at her young titties…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Nathalia Ramos

2012

02

May

Denise Richards in a Bikini Poolside of the DAy

I have no idea when these Denise Richards pictures were taken, but they are new to me, but more importantly hysterical…Don’ get me wrong…

I am all for plastic surgery faces showing off their mom bodies that they work so hard on in a bikini – like they still mattered……even though I prefer young pussy…..

But I am even more into the fact that Denise Richards was a hooker in the 90s and that is how she ended up with Charlie Sheen. I have so many sources on this and I tweeted it to her and she responded denying it a while ago…proving guilt…cuz I believe once a hooker…always a hooker…that shit is like a burn or a stain on your white pants that follows your tormented coked up ass to the grave….or to a bikini shoot you are far too old to be part of….even if your face lightens the mood cuz it is so cartoony….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Denise Richards

2012

02

May

Miley Cyrus is Hiding from the Camera of the Day

Miley Cyrus has been on an attention whore mission….some people say it is cuz her boyfriend is becoming too famous and she wants him to know she’s still got it….you know unlike your wife who let herself get fat and disgusting…..I say who fucking cares what the reason is…she’s young, fit and wearing workout gear I want to fuck off her with my mouth and genitals…..that was until today…when instead of smiling she covered up…maybe because she had bad plastic surgery or dental surgery, hicks are known to have bad teeth, and really who fucking cares, she’s still in leggings and her face was never what she was about…her hotness came in her tight little package and if anything this screams a willingness to have her face buried in a pillow as you slam her from behind…which always works for me better than staring at awkward facial expressions or listening to comments about how her daddy does it better….not that I am ever gonna fuck Miley, but get what I’m saying her…and that is that her playing up for th paparazzi like a spoiled cunt screaming “don’t look at me….don’t look at me….even though I want you to look at me even more now that I am drawing attention to myself covering my face cuz I have a pimple”…..opens up a whole bag of new fetishes for those of us who want to do bad things to her……good times.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

02

May

Naked Musical Chairs – Part of the Naked Games Video of the Day

My friend and producer DirtyDeeds is making a series of videos called “Naked Games” that involve innocent childhood games played naked…..genius….

I love the concept, cuz I love nudity, but more importantly I love the idea it gave me to trick girls into getting naked by playing games they feel familiar with, that remind them of their childhood, that are more innocent that saying something like “Come over and choke on my dick while I take pics for my website”….you know fun and adventurous…wholesome…but still fucking naked and wild….and I love all ways to get girls naked….

That said, I will be premiering all the upcoming vids for the “Naked Game Series” brought to you by DirtyDeeds cuz I like them……and believe they have or they can single handedly revolutionize parties everywhere….

Posted in:Naked Games

2012

02

May

Xenia Deli in a See Through Outfit and Showing Titty for Love Cat Magazine of the Day

I’ve been following the long, lucrative, expansive career of Xenia Deli for a solid 3 weeks now….because she’s some hot newcomer model who I figure we should encourage to see more of her….because there is no way she won’t end up being in SI or Victoria’s Secret, I can predict these things…..

The one thing that annoyed me about her, is that unlike all the other models from obscure foreign countries, she got out there by not showing her tits or naked body for fashion, in era when all models get naked for fashion, cuz it is a competitive world for hot bitches who want the lazy/good life, it rubbed me the wrong way….I was like “no bitch, you can’t get famous before getting naked, it will ruin the natural fucking process of becoming a top model”….luckily today my concerns were dealt with and the people of Love Cat said “bitch, you wanna be in our magazine, you gotta get naked like everyone else, otherwise will ask another hot bitch who will”….and like all models looking to get ahead, she complied, and like all perverts who keep track of this shit, even though I don’t care about this shit, I just accidentally made it my life work…..I looked on happily…..

Good hustle people…

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2012

02

May

Kate Upton’s Modeling Bikinis Again of the Day

Take it in while you can…cuz this bitch isn’t gonna last forever….I already seen signs of her sloppiness coming…cuz tits this big don’t come as a stand alone item for long…the ass and gut always follow….at 19 it is all good…but by 23 – she’ll be rocking an eating disorder and an addiction to working out….making her lose her tits you love so much…por turning obese cuz that’s just how it happens….

I don’t know why Kate Upton’s internet fame for having big tits that lead to SI Covers in skimpy bikinis bothers me so much…I mean I’m as into watching her bad dancing in video….

But I guess I hate things that are marketed hard and overhyped….Here she is photoshopped modeling bullshit bikinis….

Posted in:Kate Upton