I am hooked on the idiots who make up the sepNEWS everyday…I want to visit each and every one of them – especially the cow who does McDonalds drive-thrus….a firs hey thought he was out looking for his mom before McDonalds got her….but realized that 100 percent beef is actually not beef from actual cows…or local beef…shit’s imported and sketchy as fuck….

Here’s the stepNEWS….with other great stories!

Cow Wanders Into McDonald’s Drive Thru
A cow in Colorado broke free from it’s pen and made it’s way to a McDonald’s drive thru, surprising the employees.

Teenager Mistook Raccoon For Dog
A teenager is Delaware County is undergoing treatment for rabies. It happened inside a home along the 100-block of Summit Avenue in Upper Darby. A teenage girl woke up and thought the dog was nipping at her leg. It turns out it wasn’t a dog at all but a raccoon that made its way into the house and into the bedroom.

Town Outraged Over Racial Obama Sign
Many locals in Paulding County, Georgia are outraged by a sign that uses a racial slur to refer to President Obama, which is posted outside a bar.

Guitar Allegedly Used in Fatal Beating
Police say a Central Texas man has been accused of using a guitar to beat his neighbor to death at the victim’s apartment.

Peep Shows Now Outlawed In Maryland Town
Neighbors upset with the flow of traffic and showing of adult films violated new zoning laws and shut down the peep shows at an adult book store.

New York City Introduces Catcalling App
A new phone app encourages women to report lewd catcalls and inappropriate behavior the encounter in the street with a $20,000 grant from the city of New York to support the app’s development.

Bank Robber Throws Money Out Window
A robber hit a bank in Northwest Indiana on Friday, and then led police on a high speed chase with money flying all over the road.

17 arrested in Daytona Beach prostitution sting
Seventeen people were arrested during a two-day prostitution sting in Daytona Beach.

Posted in:stepNEWS