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2012

26

Apr

Lindsay Lohan’s Chipmunk Face Gets Work of the Day

Here are some pics of a genetically modified Lindsay Lohan rocking her new chipmunk face on the set of Glee because apparently she got a Cameo spot, maybe this week they are singing songs from her album everyone forgot about….

I am pretty sure that she’s not getting paid for this, because that’s the place she’s at in her career, you know one step away from the final curtain being cast and evicted from Dancing with the Stars… but I like to view her on set being the reason she hasn’t answered my texts the last 6 months or more….you see for those of you who don’t know, me and Lohan were best text message friends for a few months when she was on drugs and a lesbian before the DUIs…and I haven’t been able to win her back…even though this is a time she needs me most…cuz I have great plans of K-Fedding her….that we can safely say won’t happen….partially because she’s so fucking busy… I mean come on look at these pics…where could she find the time to send me a titty pic between sitting around all day amongst a bunch of idiots you know as she filled her purse with the free food cuz she doesn’t have money for these kinds of luxuries anymore…..

The whole thing is amazing….I love reality checks and life lessons that make someone who was so high up in career and spirit crash so hard..it is fun to watch the scramble.

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

26

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was falling in love with a blonde girl with a hot ass in tight jeans in the grocery store who was very excited they were running a Dairy Queen promotion. She was with some balding black guy who I assume has polluted her and I wasn’t able to follow them home – so I’ll never see her again…and that really sucks for my stalking ego…I am usually better at these kinds of things…I’m getting old, tired and too fat the climb fire escapes to watch girls shower and I’ve lost my spark unable to prioritize my chase….End of an era…..I guess I’ll just stick to INTERNET CREEPING

Here are some links!

Fun at the Pheonix Suns Half Time Show – VIDEO
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2012 NFL Mock Draft: Wives and Girlfriends Version
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Free Cam Shows You Will Love I Promise
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Marie Claude is Super Sexy
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Korean Soccer Fans Are Smarter Than You and Me
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Beyonce Banished Kim Kardashian Hahahahah
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Only the Best
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Tattooed Slut Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Limbless Man Plans on Swimming Around the World. Wait, What?
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Posted in:MHD

2012

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m here to help….not in a gay way….click the links….

Tyra Banks Huge Tits
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Say Hello to the Victoria’s Secret Angles of 1979
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Gotta Love It
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Kim Kardashian Plays Basketball in a Tight Fucking Dress
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The Top Hottest Trannies of All Time
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Mariah Carey Photoshopped Hard for Shape
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Who has the worst haircut in the NBA??
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Snake Prank Worked!
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Mischa Barton Shows Off Her Magical Cleavage. WTF?!
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The History Of Token White Characters In Black Movies
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Sara Jean Underwood Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness
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Heidi Klum Is Naked In Bodypaint For Something
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Alana is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Renee Olstead Super Cleavage
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Stephanie Yellowhair is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows. Awwwwhh Yeaaah!
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This Slut is Playing With Her Toy and Her Pussy
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The 25 Sexiest Female Fighters
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JoJo See-Thru Top With Pasties
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Who is Mila Kunis is the Biggest Mystery Since Where in the World is Carmen San Diego
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The Biggest Vagina in Porn? Maybe
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What’s Faker, Her Nails Or Her Tits
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The Publicists, I Mean, The People Have Spoken! Beyonce Is The World’s Most Beautiful Woman!
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Courtney Stodden Wears Cleavage-Baring Bikini & Tutu For Sporty Beach Day (PHOTOS)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Is That Annoying Chick…
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Bra Busters Maggie Green and Jana Defi
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Girl Falls Through the Street in China – Insane
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Heidi Klum Body Painted
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Sports Couples That Should Die
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Ali Lohan Looks Like a Fucking Man – With Hard Nipples!
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Aerobic Asses – In GIF Form
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Amanda Bynes is a Fucking Mess
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Behati Prinsloo 4 Victoria’s Secret
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Sorry But You Are Not Rihanna – VIDEO
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Woman Arrested For Attacking Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Her After A Night Of Drinking
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Here’s a Cuple of Young Exciting Lezzies
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Beware The Killer Toxic Sex Toy
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Super Hot Tasha Reign Masturating Video
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Playmate Katie Vernola’s Sexy Shoot
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I Love a Sexy Girl in Denim
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Kendall Jenner Rocks Skanky-Ho Ripped Leggings At LAX!
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I Love When Slutty Teens Get Together on the Web Cam
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Sexy as Always
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Some Mila Kunis Outtakes
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The Octomom’s House is Fucking Filthy and Disgusting and Here is Some Photos
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Ridiculously Awesome Legs, Part XXVII
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The history of token white characters in black movies
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Don’t Tase me Bro
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Would You Bang This Chick?
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This Fat Cat Needs a Home
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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From the stepFORUM
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Mollie King Shows Off Her Legs
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Cute Blonde Fisting Herself
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A Whole Lot of Kayden Kross
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A Whole Lot of Playboy Playmates
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India Reynolds Super Strip for Nuts
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We Have a Great Porn Forum
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stepSMUT! You Pervert!
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Amazing Porno Link Dump we Call the smutMEET!
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Some Girl Jerks Off a Strangers Cock
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How I Spend my Nights
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Apr

Mila Kunis Ass in Leggings of the Day


I find Mila Kunis amazing to look at. She’s probably the top girl in Hollywood as far as I’m concerned but I am tired of hearing losers whine about her fucking Ashton Kutcher, because they don’t know the bitch, and really who fucking cares who she’s fucking, it’s not like you’re a fucking candidate to visit her twat or something….this kind of behvior always weirds me out…..

Sure, Ashton Kutcher is fucking annoying, he blocked me on Twitter in the beginning of Twitter along with one other dude, because he clearly has no sense of humor or good taste..takes life too seriously….proven by that whole Demi Moore bullshit….but more importantly proven everytime his successful ass opens its annoying fucking mouth…..

But you know what, it is very possible that Mila Kunis sucks as a fucking human. Lots of good looking girls are lame and like lame guys who do lame things cuz they have no personality and no idea what’s up. It is very possible that she’s not funny, interesting, cool, she could easily be a bitch who always looks at herself in the mirror talking about hollywood and other uninteresting drivel that you would hate….you see cuz the Mila you think you know and love is a fucking character idiot….

It is very possible that her and Ashton Kutcher are equally fucking idiots who lucked out cuz the producer of 70s show was a pedophile who like underage kids with model like faces….who found love 10 years later cuz they came up together and get each other like no one else gets them who want to fuck…..meant to be together…true asshole love….

What we can hope for is that Mila Kunis got AIDS from Culkin who got it from Michael Jackson and sharing needles with street kids when he was all tormented in the 90s, that she gives to Ashton Kutcher when fucking during a Demi who banged everyone to get a career cuz she was ugly, herpes outbreak…because Ashton Kutcher HIV Positive makes him more tolerable knowing he is suffering….

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2012

25

Apr

Courtney Stodden Still Trying of the Day


35 year old Courtney Stodden hired the paparazzi to follow her to the beach where she staged an obvious and barely creative photoshoot proving yet again that even the lowest quality – bottom of the cum filled bucket pornstars have more talent at posing than she does…..it is all part of her stripper plan to be famous by using some dude from Lost and pretending she was 16 making a scandal that was the clever part of her campaign but that has pretty much gone down hill since…

She’s not hot, her implants are shit, she’s boring and obvious, and is the kind of bitch you think you want to fuck until shooting her then yourself on your way to Walgreens cuz she has that affect on you….

I don’t find this enertaining, she’s Shauna Sand without the nudity or elegant, subltle, natural beauty, but I am posting it anyway, blame the white bikini for that…

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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2012

25

Apr

Beyonce Pays to be Named Most Beautiful Woman in the World of the Day

We learned last year that People Magazine editorial titles can be bought by celebrities like J.Lo, who want the title of “Most Beautiful Woman”….especially when the person who wants it is some spoiled cunt celebrity who is powerful as fuck in the industry and probably has the best lawyers and publicists and strong attachment to key advertisers who together have the ability to say “Make my client he most beautiful woman or you don’t get anymore exclusives on any of my clients and we’ll pull the Cover Girl ad, you hear me, People Magazine, we fucking own you”…..

Well it has happened again….this time with equally annoying Beyonce…..exciting.

Posted in:Beyonce

2012

25

Apr

Eva Longoria’s See Through and Camel Toe of the Day


Eva Longoria doesn’t matter…I mean I don’t remember the last time I heard from her…. (VICTORIA BECKHAM GRABBING HER TIT IN FEBRUARY)…mainly cuz I try to block her out for being a disgrace to Mexicans everywhere by not embracing the Mexican culture but instead embracing the cunt rich white culture that hires Mexicans for 4 dollars an hour….because that’s just what spoiled first generation immigrant kids do…they hate being different, try to fit in, and do it in the most annoying way, not respecting that daddy dug a tunnel under the border before her cunt unappreciative, materialistic, suburban raised ass was born. It just irritates me…..unless she’s showing off bra and rocking cameltoe…an after effect of fucking / marrying a 7 foot tall black dude I’m sure.


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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2012

25

Apr

Phoebe Price’s Titties Eat Lunch Cuz She’s Got Nothing Else Going On of the Day

In today’s totally irrelevant…god knows who the fuck she is….but I’m friends with her on Facebook and she pays the paparazzi to take pics of her that the media produces cuz after her dad died of cancer she got an inheritance that allowed her to go to LA and live the good life unemployed…pretending to be relevant…..

A useless celebrity that isn’t a celebrity cuz 99 percent of people have never heard of her or her quest to fame that didn’t involve a sex tape like the other no name idiots who are famous for nothing and make 40,000,000 a year doing nothing….

Phoebe just scrambles…for the cheap media attention showing up places other celebs are….and makes a full time job out of it…..

The best she fucking does is posts cleavage on facebook….excepet the other day when SHE FLASHED HER INVISIBLE NIPPLE IN A BIKINI ….20 years too late old lady…

Here’s her cleavage you don’t care about and can’t jerk off to that I’m jost posting cuz I am in her trap and into seeing her dark pink and orange topped labia.

Posted in:Phoebe Price

2012

25

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I am hooked on the idiots who make up the sepNEWS everyday…I want to visit each and every one of them – especially the cow who does McDonalds drive-thrus….a firs hey thought he was out looking for his mom before McDonalds got her….but realized that 100 percent beef is actually not beef from actual cows…or local beef…shit’s imported and sketchy as fuck….

Here’s the stepNEWS….with other great stories!

Cow Wanders Into McDonald’s Drive Thru
A cow in Colorado broke free from it’s pen and made it’s way to a McDonald’s drive thru, surprising the employees.

Teenager Mistook Raccoon For Dog
A teenager is Delaware County is undergoing treatment for rabies. It happened inside a home along the 100-block of Summit Avenue in Upper Darby. A teenage girl woke up and thought the dog was nipping at her leg. It turns out it wasn’t a dog at all but a raccoon that made its way into the house and into the bedroom.

Town Outraged Over Racial Obama Sign
Many locals in Paulding County, Georgia are outraged by a sign that uses a racial slur to refer to President Obama, which is posted outside a bar.

Guitar Allegedly Used in Fatal Beating
Police say a Central Texas man has been accused of using a guitar to beat his neighbor to death at the victim’s apartment.

Peep Shows Now Outlawed In Maryland Town
Neighbors upset with the flow of traffic and showing of adult films violated new zoning laws and shut down the peep shows at an adult book store.

New York City Introduces Catcalling App
A new phone app encourages women to report lewd catcalls and inappropriate behavior the encounter in the street with a $20,000 grant from the city of New York to support the app’s development.

Bank Robber Throws Money Out Window
A robber hit a bank in Northwest Indiana on Friday, and then led police on a high speed chase with money flying all over the road.

17 arrested in Daytona Beach prostitution sting
Seventeen people were arrested during a two-day prostitution sting in Daytona Beach.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

25

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Kayley Cuoco would be better off not posting bikini pics of her sitting as her gut hangs over her bikini like a drunk mom at a resort who hasn’t done a situp since before she had the kids, but she sure has taken a liking to booze, cake, pie and all things that give her a moment of pleasure in the hell life she’s designed for herself…not that Kaleye Cuoco’s life is hell, she’s on a huge show about nerds, where she plays the hot chick, who has leniency in her hotness, cuz lets face it, nerds don’t care if your stomach is toned….but I do…you pig.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco