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2012

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have this move that gets me off when I am in need of female attention cuz my wife isn’t cutting it and because my social skills don’t allow me to seduce the kind of girls I want…..forcing me to go out and grab it…without actually going out and grabbing it cuz that shit always ends in rape and rape always ends in murder….and murder always ends up in jail….and jail always ends in rape….and sometimes murder….it’s the viscious circle of rape.

So instead….I go into a public place…find my target….usually a hot 18 year old….identify where here had is….move in….look her in the eye passionately…while hyponotizing her with my loving gaze….I place my penis, usually clothed, on their hand and smile….Sometimes the scream, sometimes they squeeze, all the time it is often…until today…when the cunt, who clearly watches too many movies and spends too much time on the internet desensitized….decided to be a comedian and say “where is it, i feel nothing, are you a woman”…..and if that wasn’t worse enough….she called over her friends and strangers and was like “this guy tried to put his dick in my hand and has no dick”….all while holding my dick….

I love my life….

Here some morning links.

This Dog is Proof Enough For That You, Me, ALL of Us Are Complete Pieces of Shit – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, You Know You Want It
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Stacy is Lost in Space and It’s Amazing
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Fuck the NFL, RUGBY is Where It’s At – VIDEO
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Dear God Mila Kunis Can’t Be Dating Ashton Kutcher
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Live Cam Shows, Need I Say More?
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This Slut is Shy, But That Doesn’t Stop Her – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Anticipated Movies of the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival. Fuck Hollywood, Seriously
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Posted in:MHD

2012

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

If you aren’t too busy masturbating all night…you know having sexual relations with pictures you see on FACEBOOK….you should LIKE THE FB PAGE ….it is all part of the takeover I have planned…CULT STATUS….full of TITTIES…..sluts….and TITTTIES….

I’m drunk…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Courtney Stodden is KInda Amazing in Her Campaigning for a Reality Show….via idiotic videos….
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I’m Never Gonna Understand Performance Art, Especially When It Involves a Fat Chick Sliding Around on Butter Falling Repetitivly – VIDEO
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Wehn Soccer Moms Go Bad
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15 Athletes Who Date Supermodels
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Nerd Dating is Amazing
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Elle Macpherson’s Hot and Pantsless in Fitness Mag
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Christina Aguilera Slutty Performance
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Needs To Give Her Pussy A Rest. On My Face…
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Check Them Out
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George Zimmerman’s Lawyer Wants a New Judge for the Case – READ
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How About Some Selena Gomez?
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Pippa Middleton Could Be Going To Jail!!! Yessss!
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Danica is in a Bubble Bath
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Ridiculous Tara Reid See Thru
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Free Cam Shows. Awwwww Yeaaaa!
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College Sluts Get Naughty At a Frat Party – VIDEO
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25 Totally Random Pictures of Athletes with Celebrities
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Kelly Brook in Brazil
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WTF Photo of the Day Made Me Wanna Puke For a Varity of Reasons
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Brooklyn Decker in GQ Magazine
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Shanola Hampton Topless Clip
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LIZZY LONDON LOVES HER FUCKING MACHINES
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Sofya Titova Is A Smoking Hot Blonde
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Vaness Hudgens Coachella Upskirt Kinda
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Scarlett Johansson is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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OMG HEIDI MONTAG RELEASED ANOTHER SONG HAHAHAAH WTF
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Rihanna is in half a bikini
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Introducing the Feeding Tube Diet – VIDEO
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Super Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Destiny Newton’s Hot Fake Tits in a Bikini
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Weird Rammstein Cover
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Rihanna Topless on Facebook
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25 Hottest Kim Kardashian Pics
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Jimmy Kimmel Challenges Zac Efron in a Bra Removing Competition
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Christina Aguilera Is A Fat Fucking Cow Here The Video Proof…
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Kelly Brook’s Tits Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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4 Children Die When Mom Starts Housefire Burning Boyfriends Picture! [Video]
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Brithney and Alexa Get It On
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Craigslist: The Place Chicks Go To Find Their Baby Daddy
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Bree Daniels and Celeste Star Get It On
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Quittinga Job He Doesn’t Even Have Hahahahahah – VIDEO
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God I Love Cute Little Asian Girls
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Diet Coke Gets Edgy w/ Jean Paul Gaultier Night & Day Painted Models!
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Another Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Paris Hilton is Still a Party Slut
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Worst Insurance Scam EVER
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She’s Playing With Her Blue Toy – VIDEO
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This year’s Nude Issue from ‘Allure’ features a naked Maria Menounos
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Amanda Bynes Probably Needs to Go to Rehab
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More of Rihanna’s Super Hot Coachella Weekend
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Some Nipple Pics Of Rihanna
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Fucking High As A Kite
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Hilary Clinton Partying Hard….Like an Old Whore
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Brooklyn Decker in GQ Turkey
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Serena Williams Bikini Ass is Amazingly Disgusting….
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Titties in an Earphone Commercial
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From the stepFORUM
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Lacey Banghard Naked for a Lad Mag
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Halle Berry’s Got TIts
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Heather Locklear’s Got tits
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Arabella Drummond Naked for NUTS
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stepSMUT!
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A Whole Lotta Porno
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GO Watch Cam Girls…Real Life Girls on Cam…..Naked and Amazing
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Hot Body in Sports Bra Talking To Drug Dealers in Luxury Cars of the Day

Yes, he is a drug dealer because he is black, in a luxury car, and talking to Miley. I’m racist like that Trayvon.

I mean what else could he be….an actor, a rapper, a business man? The son of a celebrity….sure…this is definitely Denzel Washington’s son…that’s it….but where is the fun in two rich kids hanging out, I guess the fun comes in the form of Miley’s outfit….her body….how nervous she looks that the paparzzi is watching her…probably cuz her redneck hick dad would not like the idea of some black sticking his dick in his little white daughter no matter how much of a slut he knows she is….it’s one of those racise white trash things that makes total sense to them but to no one else….you know don’t let a darky in you that’s wrong…just fuck daddy and his friends after bowling while Mommy works at the strip club….Incest…it’s a hell of a logical act…..

Either way, in case you don’t come to the site enough….I am in love with Miley’s little young body in a serious way….just look how tight it is in tight clothes….amazing…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

17

Apr

Kelly Brook In a Bikini of the DAy

KELLY BROOK has big tits she has been exploiting for a long time …that finally made her famous last year…and I love big tits as much as anyone…but she bores me….she’s old and sloppy and needs to retire…

She should not have SPREAD HER ABORTION ALL OVER HER NAKED PUSSY AS IT STUCK ITS TONGUE OUT AT US but instead brought the baby to completition….I figure she was doing it to by a few more years…but she’s done.

Seriously, I’ve seen her in a bikini so many times….I don’t fucking care….I don’t find her great…she’s old….tired…and boring….but she does produce porn I can get behind like this fetish shit….I call busty women in tight pants posing with meat….I should buy the URL…it will be my big break.

But you’re probably more into her bikini so…..


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

17

Apr

Louise Redknapp Does Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Here is some WAG who doesn’t matter, but who’s husband Jamie Redknapp probably does, cuz soccer in the UK is a big deal, and she’s the pussy that got close enough to fuck a soccer player, lock him down, marry him, and thus live the good life while he fucks other hotter bitches on the road….you see cuz girls who look like Irina Shayk target these guys too…and that’s kinda a better place to put your dick in…even if it isn’t some sloppy shit you want to call home…or wife…..

That said, I’d still do her…but that’s really not saying much….


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Posted in:Louise Redknapp

2012

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Legs at Pilates of the Day

I don’t know why I didn’t like Miley when she was a slutty 16 year old…I thought she had a wonky face and overall it annoyed me….maybe it was her babyfat…or the fact that I hate 16 year olds because they are fucking annoying…whether their asses are hot or not…cuz you see at 18…those asses are just as good and they have practice in their fucking and dealing with people….

But for some reason I’m hooked on this bitch now….all her pics….are hot…maybe my tastes have shifted int the world of inbred….maybe she gave us all a much needed break from her….maybe she’s more believable in her seduction and it is less contrived by the Disney Execs….it doesn’t matter…she shows skin and I stare….works out nicely…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

17

Apr

Nicolette Sheridan Does Martial Arts in a Wet See Through Outfit of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan….a woman who sacrificed her life purpose as a woman….something she may regret now that she can’t have kids….but who shouldn’t regret it cuz kids are annoying, pregnancy disgusting, and more importantly the worst kind of self destructive…that you can sometimes let society trick you into think you want…..is on the beach doing some kind of Martial Arts in a white outfit that when wet gets see thru….like all white outfits I encourage all girls wear when they plan on getting wet so that I can watch…..

Turns out that with all martial arts…something I’ve been calling super gay since some dude tried wrestling me as a kid and I felt his boner in my leg….while knowing that when I used to try to wrestle girls, it was to stick my boner in them….coupled with ever dude I’ve met into MMA and wrestling, no matter how popular it is, is in fact getting excited over half naked men grinding…..things got erotic….as her bf shoved dick in her face….

I’m into it.


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Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan

2012

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Does Cosmo of the Day

Selena Gomez is in some I Love My Body more than Justin Bieber does because that “relationship” was more of a marketing campaign, and he’s way more into fisting Usher weekly as payback for his career……and she looks fucking awesome…

You see, I’m a fan of this bitch…she’s got this body of something you feel like a sex offender jerking off to, but she’s pushing 20….making it all ok…and her little tits all perky, likely implants, cuz she doesn’t mine showing them off, like they are purchased item, make her this tight little package worth staring at in her bikini…..even if every time you think about her fucking….images and sounds of Bieber fill your head…for some of you creeps that may help you cum….pedos.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

17

Apr

Felicty Jones is Hot in Some Magazine of the Day

I have no idea who Felicity Jones is….I got so far as figuring out she’s an actress from the UK before realizing I actually don’t give a fuck about who she is or what she has done…see I won’t ever meet her, I’ll never have to pretend I care about what she does for a living in efforts to get in her pants, we won’t have small talk, I won’t ask her about her trip on some socially conscious project she’s working on….my only real relationship with her is looking at pics of her….in photoshoots….that she looks awesome in….and I’m good with keeping it at that….

Posted in:Felicity Jones

2012

17

Apr

Lara Stone’s Big Titties Covered Up for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Lara Stone is some model married to some UK comedian who tried to sue me because I posted their shitty honeymoon pics like they fucking matter….considering I don’t even remember their names on the daily….and I am only reminded of who she is when I come across her GREAT TITS THAT SHE HAS POSED NAKED WITH but that are being covered up by the Turkish Vogue peopel cuz I guess she’s wholesome now that she’s settled down….

The unfortunate thing about this bitch is that despite her awesome tits, she’s got a shitty ass …..I guess you can’t win em all, these things happen, and she still gets paid to stand around and make stupid faces, so shitty ass or not, I guess she’s won…..

Posted in:Lara Stone