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2012

18

Apr

Toni Garrn, Erin Heatherton & Lindsay Ellingson for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Just yesterday I was talking to someone about Victoria’s Secret being a 6 billion dollar business because of their marketing…because they get hot bitches half naked who guys want to fuck and girls want to aspire to be because guys want to fuck them….and as much as I know their hustle…I can’t help but post their pics of these half naked bitches….even if they are boring….even if they are repetitive…even if I am not getting paid to promote their shit….all because I love looking at half naked bitches…photoshopped, famous, hot or not…I’m a pervert…but then again…aren’t we all….

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2012

18

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the stepNEWS even though you hate it. It is the one post I get hatemail over – none of the racist, ignorant, hateful shit gets a reaction out of people but this…this post just fucks with their head….maybe cuz it is just too awesome…..

an Holds Up Gas Station Using Hot Dog Tongs
Surveillance video shows a man trying to rob an Arkansas convenience store with hot dog tongs before being arrested by police.

Carjacking Suspect Meets Violent Police Dog
A Kentucky man stole an SUV, leading police on a chase through thee counties before stopping. Officers had to cut through the suspect’s shorts in order to free him from the jaws of a police dog.

NJ Couple Sues To Move Out of Haunted House
A New Jersey couple is suing to get out of their lease with 11 months remaining because they claim ghosts are terrorizing them.

Man Runs Over Ex-Girlfriend After Custody Hearing
A custody battle in Long Island led to violence in the parking lot when a man and his new girlfriend ran over his ex-girlfriend and one of her friends.

Teens Play Chicken With New York Subway Trains
Teens take turns jumping down, then jumping up, some sneaking glances for the train, until they hear the rumble of the car and see the light in the distance at the Kingston Avenue station in Brooklyn.

Police Drop Charges Against 6-Year-Old That Was Handcuffed
Charges have been dropped against a 6-year-old girl that was handcuffed inside police headquarters. The girl was accused of a violent outburst at Creekside Elementary School on Friday. Police were called to the school and an officer handcuffed the girl and brought her to headquarters.

Aggressive Swan Kills Kayaker
A kayaker might have gotten too close to the nesting area of a family of swans in a Chicago suburb when a male swan flipped his kayak, leading to his drowning.

THIS GUY IS AMAZING – THE METH, COCKFIGHTING, BOB CAT KILLER/ EATER
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Posted in:stepNEWS

2012

18

Apr

RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Dick Clark Edition of the Day

Don’t worry people….Dick Clark isn’t dead….They just want you to think he is…..He has just given up this body now that his clone body in the form of Ryan Seacrest can fully accept his soul…..

I get that you’d be nervous cuz if you’re like me….Dick Clark was a leader, perpetually ringing in the New Year like clockwork…because I guess it was clockwork….The guy was an offensive host…. filled with boyish good looks…..even into his 80s….and he did it in a way that didn’t make us wish he was dead…like we do with his new host body….

His last body was 82..luckily he is eternal….unfortunately….Ryan Seacrest was into this idea cuz he loves “Dick”…..

Posted in:RIP Motherfucker

2012

18

Apr

Kelly Brook’s Bikini TUMBLR Pics of the Day

Celebs are beating us to the punch by posting / releasing their own bikini pics…and by us I mean lazy pervert bloggers who don’t produce our own content but instead post pictures other people take of bitches with big fucking tits who I think should retire and have a family…but won’t because she’s finally made it to a place where people care about her big tits…it only took her a decade to do it….

Not that Kelly Brook is an actual celeb….but she is a big titty bitch who has had sex with celebs….who has been trying to be famous as long as she can rememember and is at her peak….even though she’s on a decline…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

18

Apr

Rihanna’s Bodyguard is Good For Doing Drugs Off Of of the Day

I knew Rihanna was an attention whore….or just a whore…back when she first landed her record deal…only because I know people in Barbados who had been telling me bitch was a child hooker who got the right John…pretty much since the beginning….

As her career, or public image, progressed for that easy to digest pop crap, to what’s become a sex charged, keeping in line with her history as a child hooker, I knew for the next 5 years, we’d be dealing with a slut…

Then she got beat by Chris Brown, something I am still not convinced was actually Chris Brown’s doing because my same informant in Barbados said that Bajan chicks are insane enough to beat themselves up and call the cops on you, his wife would sniff his dick whenever he got home to see if he was cheating….daily….and police were called often….and shit happened to his neighbors too…just a way of life there…

Now she’s gone a little extra slutty, she’s smoking drugs in public, she’s pulling the “i don’t give a fuck” card…and now she’s posting pics of what could be weed instagramed to fuck the color….or some white popcorn like powder….and even though I don’t have a girls and weed fetish…I do have a girl rubbing pussy on the back of my neck fetish…so this works for me….I’m obscure like that…Who cares.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

18

Apr

Stephanie Pratt Useless but in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate….


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2012

18

Apr

Tori Praver’s Sneaky Nipple in Marie Claire Argentina of the Day

Tori Praver is some body painted SI model who was born in 1986….and was in SI Swimsuit from 2007 – 2009….and who is now not in SI because she barely matters…since there are thousands of models who are signed and hot girls who wish they were models willing to do anything for the opportunity to be in that issue that they’d even do it for free…some would probably ever pay SI to get in it…cuz that’s just how pathetic some vain girls are…..

Well apparently she’s still a model, in case you were the one guy who missed seeing her in magazines for those two years over 3 years ago…..and more importantly….like all bitches trying to get noticed….or at least reinvent some stagnant career….she’s showing nipple…sure she’s sneaking it through her shirt…keeping it cammoflaged…it is still a fucking nipple and that’s what matters….in my nipple obsessed life that is pretty pathetic across the board.

Posted in:Tori Praver

2012

18

Apr

Jade Foret is a Pregnant Belgian in a Black Bikini of the Day

Jade Foret is some 21 year old Belgian whore who pretends she’s a model or actor. I didn’t bother googling her to find out her story….cuz really who cares about Belgium….I don’t even think Belgians care about Belgium….sure they can pretend to be proud of their beer and you can drink their beer….but if the motherfucker was bombed…I doubt anyone would care….

Either way, this Jade Foret bitch is 21 and pregnant with a 50 year old’s kid because like all opportunistic whores….it probably seemed as a wise fiscal decision….and the only hope she has is that her body will bounce back from the hell she is about to put it through….in order fo her to take her life as a whore that pretends to be a model/actor to the next level….

I once fucked a Belgian whore who wanted nothing more than to get pregnant….thankfully not by me….she wasn’t wearing a black bikini…but she was an opportunist…who like all whores was into the money…..but more importantly like this Belgian she had a tight body and a set of fake tits….so maybe Belgium isn’t all that bad. Who cares.


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Posted in:Jade Foret

2012

18

Apr

Guinevere Van Seenus Titties in Vogue Germany of the Day

This is nothing exciting….you know a model trying to get more exposure, or to just take any job she can get cuz she’s 35 years old, a seasoned fucking veteren in he modeling world….who has already been totally naked in many photoshoots that I’ve already posted…..because getting naked for fashion is what these whores do….

I mean other than the fact that the bitch is showing her tits, cuz anyone showing tits, deserves to be noticed or looked at, a life lesson I try to spread around the world to make it a happier place for at least myself…but unfortunately no one is listening…story of my life….

Posted in:Guinevere van Seenus

2012

18

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Getting Out of Cars of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale is scrambling…I assume on the verge of a breakdown…see her friends who she probably hates because girls are catty cunts and hate each other….while pretending to love each other….and will be shitting on each other….behind each other’s backs….unfortunately not in each other’s mouths while I jerk off…..only to be bridesmaids at each other’s weddings…even after they’ve banged the groom behind the bride’s back cuz she made fun of her….cuz girls are all fucking ruthless sociopaths….

Point being, Tisdale is being made pretty aware of the fact that she’s not hot, when movies don’t cast her, but cast every single one of her counterparts….you know playing out in her head that that blonde nobody in the Spring Breakers should be her…..

Forcing her get out there, slutty styles, getting out of cars in skirts while showing some cleavage and hiding her horrific plastic surgery accidented face.


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale