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2012

19

Apr

Looking Down Lindsay Lohan’s Shirt as She Pumps Gas of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the new Lindsay Lohan…..

I don’t know what that means but her tits are so stupid, in a good way, that they make me feel stupid in a bad way….and no matter how jacked up her face is….I believe in the Oscar Winning Peformance she is going to give to shut all you motherfuckers up…..

People try to ruin such a great set of tits….you know by arresting her and giving her DUIs and making her do community service….that shit just puts a damper on things….makes her insecure, closed off, unhirable….when all I fucking want is for her to be in movies….naked where she fucking belongs…..

Seriously….Bring Lohan Back to the amazingness that her tits still are….then send me the nudes….cuz I’m into that…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

19

Apr

Ola Jordan Titties Do Lingerie Store Openings of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is, I didn’t even bother googling her, she’s showing off some cleavage, and posing with a bra, and I guess that’s all it takes for me to put up a post…even though I am more of a vagina man than a breast man….and even more of an ass man than a breast man…cuz really tits come in all shapes and sizes and don’t impress me much since you can buy the motherfuckers….but I’ll put up the post anyway, cuz you cavemen see tits and die…so wiping out your idiot kind is kinda my life goal…


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Posted in:Ola Jordan

2012

19

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Talking About her Breasts of the Day

I don’t know if I like listening to girls talking about their breasts….I kinda prefer sucking on their breasts….but I guess I can get into it if it is via text message or facebook chat and involves the girl saying things like “i’m trying to lick my nipple right now”…..when it is chubby Jennifer Love Hewitt who is less chubby finally….talking about her breasts it is just annoying…you know there is a reason she’s not married and can’t keep a man…and I am thinking her personality is a big part of it…cuz guys will fuck and marry anything…just ask my obese whore wife….either way, I’d K-Fed her….as long as she let me fuck her from behind while staring at the photoshopped titty pics they are making a big deal about on Kimmel….

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2012

19

Apr

Demi Lovato Chubby Bi-Polar Bikini Party of the Day

The good thing about bi-polar bitches is that they know they are bi-polar…and as much as I hate people identifying their crazy as an actual disease….seriously, it really bothers me when a bitch is like “I’m bi polar”…..because I know we are all fucking crazy….

But the good ting about bi polar bitches is that the label is just a socially acceptable excuse to be crazy, or a drug addict or sex addict or whatever….which means they can be a lot of fun…..you know cuz they have a “carte blanche” to do whatever the fuck they want…..giving you some excitement if you don’t get too attached….from never knowing what to expect….from smearing feces all over your bedroom, to fucking everyone in sight cuz her vagina doesn’t stop throbbing no matter how hard she fills it, to getting insane calls crying “suicide”…..it just makes for a good time…

Now if only this bitch used her highs to run on the fucking treadmill…..and the lows to try to starve herself to death…it would make her bikini pics more fun….I guess she’s medicated and modern science has made her fat and boring….Oh well.


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Posted in:Demi Lovato

2012

19

Apr

Malin Ackerman Does Maxim Half Naked of the Day

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Malin Akerman is half naked in Maxim….I assume because Maxim is depserate to stay relevant and will take anyone they can get their handsd on…even a bitch who was only popular a couple of years ago because of her fanboy friendly role as a superhero….something Maxim is well aware of…hoping that that she’s got enough of those fanboy fans to buy up enough of their magazine to keep them afloat another month…because fanboy fans, as you know, since you are probably one…..are heavily obsessed, have a hard time letting go, have no social skills and have generally never had sex because they are too busy chronic masturbating and building models…..meaning if they were her fan once…they are her fan always….it is like a marriage…sexless, depressing, one sided, and pretty much a fucking prison sentence….until going to a Comicon, realizing she isn’t the person you built her up to be, making you come to your senses and use your nerd powers to make billions and thus spend the rest of your life banging supermodels…not no name celebs who were once super heros….fuck her…and fuck Maxim too.

I bet they try to sue me.

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Posted in:Malin Akerman

2012

19

Apr

Brooklyn Decker GQ May 2012 Photoshoot Video of the Day

I posted the BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES the other day…..and now there is a video that will tap into your LIFE GOES ON….Corky with Downs Syndrom if Corky had a tight body and great tits fetish…and in reality she doesn’t look as Downs Syndrom as she has int he past….maybe she’s been cured of it….if anything her body is tight, greased up and amazing…..making my Downs Syndrome joke totally irrelevant and making me look like an idiot…something I am good at….real good at…

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2012

19

Apr

Chester French’s Slutty Music Vidoe for “I LOVE BLACK GIRLS” of the Day

A long time ago I got drunk with Chester French.

They opened for Gaga in Montreal before she even had an album and for some reason I was there….

They may not admit that they experienced the DrunkenStepfather as I traumatized them by making homeless men flash their penises for a dollar….which is pretty much all I remember about the night….and I haven’t really talked to either of the guys since….except when I was trying to make a Christmas Album that never got off the ground cuz I guess they don’t like me….but I came across this new video they put out called I Love Black Girls….and since I love Black Girls….and naked girls….and all girls….even white girls….who tongue black girls…I had to watch…..and share with you…cuz anyone producing naughty, sleazy videos with hot chicks is a friend of mine…even if those friends don’t answer me when I ask them to invite me to hang with celeb pussy……I guess I can’t blame em…..

Posted in:Chester French

2012

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With every hangover comes a dump….sometimes that dump is a beautiful thing that gets all the shit you’ve been shoving down your throat out of you….other times it is a horrible painful thing…..The hangover dump is different things to different people…and here is mine for you to get your hands in and click on….

Ummm, Sorry Dude, You Got Knocked the FUCK Out – VIDEO
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Romanian Police SWAT In Action FAIL – VIDEO
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Amanda is in a Tiny Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts Will Drive You Wild
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50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports
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Young Wife Strips Down and Fingers Herself
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Free Cam Shows, Take a Peek
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So There’s a New Mel Gibson Recording. Oh Boy…
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Ahhhhhh Rosie Huntington Whitley
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Posted in:MHD

2012

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if the reason I don’t fuck trannies is because society has brain washed me to fear them….or if it is because they are actually scary, unnatural, and have fucking cocks…

I do know people who are into trannies….and I don’t think it makes them gay….just weird…and I just can’t relate…but I can wonder….and while I do that…you know because it is so important to figure this nonsense out…..here are the stepLINKS….

Hottest Ball Giirls in the Major League….
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Amazing Tan Line Pics
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I Still Want to FUck Eliza Dusku
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The Bachelor Will Be Sued For Discriminating Against Non-White People
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Live Web Cams Get to Work
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Ted Nugent Threatened To Kill Barack Obama. Again.
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Most Annoying Cat Ever
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Some Bitch Naked for PETA
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Stupidity in Slow Motion
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Super Human Elasticity
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10 “Chick Shows” That Guys Will Enjoy
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Eliza Dushku Shows Off Some Skin
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Rihanna Was In Hawaii In January, Took Pictures
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I’d Like to Be All Over Lyna
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Lily Figuera Spreads Her Legs
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Free Cam Shows, Gotta Love
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Paz de La Huerta is Inhaling a Burrito
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Skinny Girl Masterbates
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The Sexiest Female Athletes From A to Z
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Tara Reid See Thru Black Sweater
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Demi Moore is Back on the Town
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Meatiest Pussy Of All Time
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Newt Gingrich Got Attacked By a Penguin
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Falling For the Mouse Trap – VIDEO
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Stephanie Pratt Continues Bikini Fun With Surfing Lesson in Hawaii (PHOTOS)
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Bianca Beauchamp is Nude on a Roof
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The Babes of TV for Vanity Fair
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Ashanti in a Sheer Outfit
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Kelly Brook has a Tumblr page and it’s spectacular
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Gotta Love a Lesbian Orgy
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Baby Does Pull Up WTF – VIDEO
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Erin Nicole is Glorious
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Texas Woman Charged With Capital Murder After Shooting A Woman And Snatching Her Baby In A Pediatric Clinic Parking Lot
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Some Dude’s Crazy Flight Simulator
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MOST ANNOYING VIDEO EVER – AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT VIDEO -> THESE AUTOTUNE THE NEWS ARE RACIST
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Fiat 500 Get Shorty Ad
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25 Pics of Athletes with Celebs
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Hottest Star Trek Costume
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Star and Mandy Are Getting It On
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Get In Shape With Some Work Out Themed Porno
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Night of Pleasure Only In The VIP
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Lethal Weapon: Ellen Hollman
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I Love a Fashion Hottie in a Short Dress
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Ahhhhhhh Kelly Brooke!
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Surprise in the Elevator!!! – VIDEO
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Some Cameron Diaz, Just Because
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Premium Gallz : Caprice
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Lindsay Lohan Willing to Mentor Amanda Bynes LOLOLOL
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Miranda Kerr Is In Shwingtastic Shape… And In Shwingtastic Poses!
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Pillow Fight 2012 Would be Better if there were Panties
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A Manatee and the Glass
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From the stepFORUM!
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Fake as Fuck Looking Chloe Sims is in a Bikini of the Day
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I Love the Way THis Tulisa Contostavlos Sucks Dick – Here’s her Cleavage
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Melinda Clarke in a Magazine Spread
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Ashanti on Kimmel in a See Thru
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Julia Louis Dreyfus Possible See Thru
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Kylie Minogue Booty!
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Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Topless
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Jesscia Kingham Boobies
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Paige Bitch Topless
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Tia Carere in Some MAgazine
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Megalyn Echikunwoke in Some Magazinez
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Some stepSMUT!
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Hairy Bush Gets Fingered
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The Art of Hating Cum
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EMmo Footjob
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Epic Creep
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Free Amazing Girls Gettig Naked
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

18

Apr

Toni Garrn, Erin Heatherton & Lindsay Ellingson for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Just yesterday I was talking to someone about Victoria’s Secret being a 6 billion dollar business because of their marketing…because they get hot bitches half naked who guys want to fuck and girls want to aspire to be because guys want to fuck them….and as much as I know their hustle…I can’t help but post their pics of these half naked bitches….even if they are boring….even if they are repetitive…even if I am not getting paid to promote their shit….all because I love looking at half naked bitches…photoshopped, famous, hot or not…I’m a pervert…but then again…aren’t we all….

Posted in:Erin Heatherton|Lindsay Ellingson|Toni Garrn