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2012

20

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Thinks She is Fabulous of the Day

I wonder if this is one of those self encouraging moments….you know, positive affirmations to encourage change….If she wears a shirt that reads “Fabulous” she’ll feel fabulous…and hopefully this brainwashing will not only work on herself but also on the onlookers in effort switch our negative view on her….especially her face….because being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens, even though she has a hotter body, is less hairy, tries harder, hasn’t got a nude scandal and they started off and got famous on the same show…..is starting to get her down….down enough to use her titties to generate even more buzz to her “fabulous”…watching the trials, tribulations and struggles of underserving cunts is always funny.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

20

Apr

Miranda Kerr Hot Ass for Reebok of the Day

Reebok is smart enough to take Victoria’s Secret approach to marketing, by recruiting their prized hen and slutting her up in activewear in efforts to sell shoes using her ass….making her the equivalent of a low level spokesperson prostitute who traded her dignity for a paycheck that corporations rape to make fucking sales…..and I am not complaining….because hot model ass slutting out for money in pictures I can look at….whether I give a fuck about the brand or not…is a good thing….we need more of that in this horrible world we live in….that is luckily coming to an end in 8 months.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

20

Apr

Cameron Diaz Legs for Instyle of the Day

Cameron Diaz may be old….but unlike a war veteran or accident victim…she’s still got both her legs…legs that are long and toned and nicely maintained because she hasn’t gone out and destroyed herself with baby making despite her biological clock screaming “FILL MY FUCKING UTERUS UP IT IS MY ONLY POINT IN LIFE AND THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY IS FUCKING CLOSING YOU SELF INVOLVED CUNT – YOU HAVE MILLIONS – SCREW YOUR VANITY – SETTLE DOWN – LET IT GO – MAKE BABIES”……and I respect the strength it takes a woman to say “cum in my other pussy, it’s an asshole”…..instead of following instinct…cuz it allows their bodies to remain tight….and their baggage light….all this to say…this is my kind of woman…

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2012

20

Apr

Shannon Elizabeth does FHM South Africa May 2012 of the Day

Shannon Elizabeth is back….and no one gives a fuck because the world is full of hot pussy that don’t need to rely on the revival of a claim to fame from 15 years ago to get in the magazines….and if anyone does give a fuck about her and her comeback in the form of recycling her only job 15 years later…that person is needs to learn how to move the fuck on….you see….cuz life is about progress….no future in the past….let these bitches we once appreciated the implants fade and focus on the new pussy that’s coming on the scene…we aren’t married to these bitches…we don’t even know them…and sure as hell don’t need to be monogamous with them just cuz we jerked off to them once….

This shoot is for South Africa FHM….a magazine most South Africans can’t afford or bother with cuz they are dying of AIDS….so I figure it is my job to bring it to the people…I’m like Robin Hood…of titty pics.

Posted in:Shannon Elizabeth

2012

20

Apr

Nicki Minaj is a Fat Clown Showing Some Panty of the Day

I hate Nicki Minaj. Her music is shit. Her concept is shit. Her body is shit and her execution is shit. She’s some trained actor who wanted to be famous and who managed to use that shit in what is seemingly a comedy act that people take seriously….not an actual art or high concept thing she’s put together that comes from the depths of her soul…She’s the fucking equivalent of a hired clown at a shitty kids birthday party hall….all loud and stupid with an equally raped soul.

She tries too fucking hard, looks fucking stupid in the process…She can’t be taken seriously….she must be put out of her misery….take her out back on Old Yeller the bitch….even if she’s showing panties I am too irritated by to remove with my mouth….so I know she’s bad news.


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Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2012

20

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

People are so fun! Wild! Crazy! Uptight! Idiots!

Here’s some news to prove that….

Neighbors Worried About Man’s Pet Cougar
Takoda is a cougar — also known as a mountain lion. He’s not in a zoo. Rather he is in Craig De Rosa’s backyard in Holmes, N.Y.

Neighborhood Plasted With Pornographic Images
A Medford Lakes, New Jersey neighborhood has been plastered with X-rated pornographic images with explicit captions, upsetting parents.

Man Arrested For Exposing Himself To Flight Attendant
A man was arrested for exposing himself to other passengers on a Southwest flight from Seattle to Albuquerque.

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2012

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided I am going to do a documentary of me having dinner with every single reader of this site around the world. I figure it’ll take about a day to shoot.

Here are some morning links to master-bake to.

Robot Fight! Yessssss!
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John Morrison: ‘The Shaman of Sexy’ Gets in the Ring with Jessica Alba
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday
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Well Hello Samantha Kelly
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Nerd Dating, Oh Geez – VIDEO
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Steve-O Dumped Elisabetta Canalis. Wait, What?
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Live Web Cam Girls. Gotta Love It
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Two Amateur Sluts Eat Each Other Out – VIDEO
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Gallery: The Best Conan O’Brien Fan Art On The Planet
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Posted in:MHD

2012

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

1- I am going to spend the next 4 years of my life visiting each of you for dinner…..one by one…..to really get to know each other. It will be filmed.

2- 16 year old girls talking to their hot moms about getting their vaginas lasered in public should be illegal cuz masturbating to it in public is.

3- I saw a girl guide leader and can safely say the girls who are girl guide leaders aren’t the girls my fetish thought they were….That fantasy is off the list….

4- Sometimes I see new moms pushing a stroller and wonder to myself how that happened….who the fuck would get their disgusting, ugly looking asses pregnant…these bitches have the looks of someone who gets eaten out by her cats not one who raises a family….

5- Drinking Time

6- Lists are fun

7- stepLINKS!!

Some Pussycat Dolls in Short Shorts Sluts
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I Wanna Fuck Lohan Pretty Bad
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Jerk Off
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Cameron Diaz Hot Legs in InStyle!
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50 Hottest Ice Girls in the Playoffs
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The 12 Hottest Women in Extreme Sports
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Ciara Has A Hot Ass Too Bad She’s A Fucking Idiot
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A British Chick With Big Tits And Her Own Teeth. She’s A Keeper!
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Don’t Shoot Cheap Guns…..
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Natalie Portman & Johnny Depp Signed The Word ‘Tampon’ In Paul McCartney’s New Video.
Yeah, I Dunno Either
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Anthony Hopkins is Starring in a Movie About Alfred Hitchcock Holy Shit
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Live Web Cam Shows. Awwww Yeaahhh
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Girls Summer Fail Compilation
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The 100 Sexiest Movie Posters of All Time
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Maria Menounos’ Hot Booty Profile
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Kelly Brook Has A Tumblr. Thank You, Inventor of Tumblr.
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Aki is One Hot Asian Babe
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Free Cam Shows, The Best of the Best
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Emily Blunts Dress Wants Us All To Get High on the Good Shit
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Naughty Girlfriend is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
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50 Hottest Ice Girls of the NHL Playoffs
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Emily Addison in a Red Bikini
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Mary-Louise Parker Topless from Grand Canyon
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Tiara is Sexy in Bed
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Lesbians and Strap Ons Ahhhhh
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Nicole Trunfio Shows Off Her Sexy Stems
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Imogen Thomas G-String See Thru Pants
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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What the Fuck Has Nicki Minaj Squeezed Herself Into This Time?
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Salma Hayek Talks About Her Kid. Has Insane Cleavage
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I See What’s Gonna Happen Here and I Like It
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Nude TSA Protester Disrobes For Justice
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People Sleeping in Airports – a Gallery
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Bad Girls Club Bitch Fights! Yessss! – VIDEO
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Bree Barett and Mackenzie Pierce Get It On
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Courtney Stodden’s Youtube Channel. Oh Man…
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Spencer Scott Strips Down to Get Off
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Kelly Brooke Bikini Shots Oh Yeaaa
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Asian Babes Are Tripping and Weird and I Love It
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Camille Belle is Flawless
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Busty Amateur On Her Web Cam
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Alexandra Breckenridge is One Sexy Red Head
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Drunk VERSUS Homeless Guy – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Christina Aguilera is Only Half Disguting Me, I Guess She Lost Some Weight
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Heidie Klum Hot in ALlure!
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Now You Too Can Bang This Chick. Just Make Sure To Use Someone Else’s Dick!
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I’d Like To Pump Lohan’s Big Tittie Cleavage
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Mel Gibson’s Costa Rican Rant
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How Does It Feel To Sell Instagram
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Best Judge Judy Ending Ever
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Nerds Are Insane
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Natalie Portman & Johnny Depp Signed The Word ‘Tampon’ In Paul McCartney’s New Video.
Yeah, I Dunno Either
GO

Anthony Hopkins is Starring in a Movie About Alfred Hitchcock Holy Shit
GO

Live Web Cam Shows. Awwww Yeaahhh
GO

Girls Summer Fail Compilation
GO

The 100 Sexiest Movie Posters of All Time
GO

Maria Menounos’ Hot Booty Profile
GO

Kelly Brook Has A Tumblr. Thank You, Inventor of Tumblr.
GO

Aki is One Hot Asian Babe
GO

Free Cam Shows, The Best of the Best
GO

Emily Blunts Dress Wants Us All To Get High on the Good Shit
GO

Naughty Girlfriend is Getting Herself Off – VIDEO
GO

50 Hottest Ice Girls of the NHL Playoffs
GO

Emily Addison in a Red Bikini
GO

Mary-Louise Parker Topless from Grand Canyon
GO

Tiara is Sexy in Bed
GO

Lesbians and Strap Ons Ahhhhh
GO

WTF Photo of the Day
GO

Nicole Trunfio Shows Off Her Sexy Stems
GO

Imogen Thomas G-String See Thru Pants
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

What the Fuck Has Nicki Minaj Squeezed Herself Into This Time?
GO

Salma Hayek Talks About Her Kid. Has Insane Cleavage
GO

I See What’s Gonna Happen Here and I Like It
GO

Nude TSA Protester Disrobes For Justice
GO

People Sleeping in Airports – a Gallery
GO

Bad Girls Club Bitch Fights! Yessss! – VIDEO
GO

Bree Barett and Mackenzie Pierce Get It On
GO

Courtney Stodden’s Youtube Channel. Oh Man…
GO

Spencer Scott Strips Down to Get Off
GO

Kelly Brooke Bikini Shots Oh Yeaaa
GO

Asian Babes Are Tripping and Weird and I Love It
GO

Camille Belle is Flawless
GO

Busty Amateur On Her Web Cam
GO

Alexandra Breckenridge is One Sexy Red Head
GO

Drunk VERSUS Homeless Guy – VIDEO
GO

Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
GO

Christina Aguilera is Only Half Disguting Me, I Guess She Lost Some Weight
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From the stepFORUM!
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Some Hot Bitch Named Christa Campbell in FHM Czech
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Miley in a Hot Photoshoot
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Girl on Girl in NUTS
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Jennifer Morrison – Redheaded Monster I Want to Fuck
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From the stepSMUT!
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Beach Sex
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Erectile Dysfunction Like a Boss
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Hot Young Girl in a Tanning Room
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Free Cam Shows, Take a Peek, Hot Bitches, Naked
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

19

Apr

Tegan and Sara Bikini Pics of the Day

Tegan and Sara are a ganag of lesbians, the kind who plot influencing the world through song, cuz they are lesbians, to hate men and rip off their penises if ever they have a chance, cuz they are lesbians….

They were at one point living and based out Montreal, but now on eof them lives in LA, I’m gonna assume the fat one….. I live in Montreal, but since I don’t run in the lesbian singer songwriter scene and probably never will, cuz lesbians are about as accommodating to meat eaters who don’t recycle, who eat meat and who fuck women as the KKK is to Black Gay Jews….even though we’re all in it for the pussy….you’d think that common ground would be the basis of many high fives….and by high fives I mean trying my best to set up a threesome and break their commitment to lesbianism….

If I knew one of them had fat tits….on her dumpy body…I probably would have stalked her igloo a little harder….

THis has been my first and likely my last Tegan and Sara post….unless the sex tape drops….and I hope it does…even if I hate lesbian porn…it lacks a climax….but then again every girl I knows jerks off to Lesbian porn, so I guess I should find a little love for that….cuz girls with lesbian fantasies….are girls who give me threesome fantasies…

They are twin sisters, possible lovers, cuz at that point their lesbianism is masturbation…until they add another girl in the mix, cuz let’s face it, even lesbians have twin fantasies…..That’s it.

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Posted in:Tegan and Sara

2012

19

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Tits of the Day

These are some heavily phooshopped pics of Christina Aguilera and her implants turned fat chick tits….because she’s a fat chick…despite what these pictures are trying to trick you into thinking…..I mean I’m pretty sure her leotard on The Voice yesterday tells a whole different story…one that is a lot more truth…..

But I guess we’re all allowed to dream….See there was a time many years ago when I made a bet with a friend that I would fuck Christina Aguilera in my lifetime…he laughed but she’s shaping up to the point of no self esteem, which is generally all I can get….so all we need is for her to make a few bad business decisions and she’s fucking mine….Not that I actually want her…unless of course she comes photoshopped like she is in these pics…..

Posted in:Christina Aguilera