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2022

07

Oct

Britney Spears Pulling Down Her Pants in Mexico Pretending to Be Alive of the Day

THAT AIN’T BRITNEY THOUGH –

I do not believe this is Britney Spears, BODY DOUBLE, but I guess the team decided to address that conspiracy because her weird ass social media content being posted is all a old, and probably not her or at least she’s using decade old technology to capture that content that is not here, cuz shit looks fake as fuck!

When I look at Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Megan Fox, Christina Ricci, Paris Hilton, fucking all girls from the past in their 40s, all older, all with surgery, some fatter but THEY STILL LOOK THE SAME, or close enough to the same that I accept them as actually being THEM but this Britney shit, seems FAKE AS FUCK!

But they came in with a video of her talking to her fans like some sort of crackhead in a manic episode, saying “it’s been 8 months since my conservatorship ended and I am in Mexico”

HOLD UP TODAY’S NEWSPAPER IMPOSTER BRITNEY!

I think the whole Britney thing is a fucking lie, it’s a fake storyline, whether her conservatorship ended or not, the whole marriage to an actor thing seemed fake, all the celebs who attended were bought idiots who were all weird when asked about it, and the fact that she’s got a gap in her teeth, which is not how VENEERS work, makes me think that ain’t Britney though!

She can post her nudes, I’ll look at them, but I’m not buying into this insanity, because nothing you see on the internet is real!

It’s a tragic story, none of her fans cared she was a slave for her family, or for you, or for the fans, they just mindlessly screamed at her shows!

It is hard to feel bad about since she’s rich and money solves all problems, the real tragedy is that she posts these fucking nudes with a fucking emoji on the good parts, because as far as I’m concerned, Britney’s mom cunt in its 40s, are the good parts!

WHERE IS THE REAL BRITNEY!

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2022

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just saw the nerdiest white kids talking about how they were fucking a shorty for a minute cuz she was a hot Colombian TING, after dropping 100s at the club, while rocking their nerdy track pants and total virgin vibes, making me wonder if this generation of college aged nerds are actually getting laid now, because I think that could be the fall of society, PROGRESS happens when nerds can’t get laid so they build things that make them rich so that they CAN get laid!

If all nerds are getting laid, even with other nerdy fat chicks, they are STILL getting laid and will have no MOTIVATION to try to CHANGE the fucking world, since they’ll be too busy getting laid!

Is the fall of society because people can ACTUALLY get laid from a young age now, you know since the KEEPERS of sex, the GIRLS with their VAGINA control are being too free form with that shit, just throwing it on all dick cuz it’s trendy!

I think we need prude girls with self respect who want to be treated right to get the panties off to be the majority, if the slutty girl in class becomes every girl in class, SOCIETY collapses, which I guess it is!

But at least Kanye is triggering the woke liberals who will still listen to his music as a mechanism to be herded over the the more interesting anti-woke matrix of the “far right extremist” like Tucker Carlson on network TV!

I figure they want people to go conservative, since things can’t go on as insane as they’ve been, we’ve got to get people to unplug, and the only way to do that is with industry puppets!

But even if that’s all part of the plan since Kanye is likely owned, a satanist who was married to the devil herself, all mind controlled slave, when he breaks out of the spell, he’s pretty fucking funny, especially when he makes fun of of low life fucked her way to the top Hailey Bieber’s nose job!

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2022

06

Oct

Heather Graham Bikini Model Walk of the Day

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Heather Graham is a classic set of tits that anyone from the late 90s or early 2000s probably jerked off to thanks to Roller Girl in Boogie Nights, it was a simpler time for masturbation and she came in as a skinny girl with fat tits, which is always going to be a lottery win for a woman as it can create massive opportunities for her, the natural born talent that requires very little development, you know it’s not like a musical person who has an inclination to classical music, but who has to put years into developing that talent, it’s more a just showing up with the tits, and that’s all it fucking takes!

Anyway, she’s like 50 years old and I saw this bikini model walk and thought that she could have been a HELL of a lot fatter, sloppier and disgusting, you know as these girls ALL grow into their tits, coupled with slower metabolism, menopause, child birth, laziness, cake loving, you know what I mean!

So despite looking doughy, lazy, like she doesn’t work out se’s not as disgusting as she could be in her rot, and that’s worth looking at!

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2022

06

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs are pretty inefficient in terms of coverage, which turns out to be a good thing, because just when you thought seeing a girl in a thong was a guarantee she was a naughty bad girl, at least back in the 90s when the thong started being marketed to women and forced them to throw out all the grany panties to buy the new coveted thong, you’d think the fashion forward in their underwear girls were naughty bad girls, because why would they need a thong, unless they were down to fuck right!

Well 30 years of thong have passed and society has become asshole obsessed, since it is the unifying orifice in this era of equity, and girls have become way naughtier in their bad girl behavior, so thong ain’t enough, but you can kill two birds with one stone and showcase the asshole behind the thong to drive that naughty bad girl point home!

There was a time when you never saw this kind of content, so be happy with how open minded the ladies of the internet are, because you’d have seen way less asshole, and clearly seeing asshole makes us better fucking people!

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2022

06

Oct

Kendall Jenner Nipples for a Campaign of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is the hot Kardashian because she doesn’t look like a total fucking muppet, so I like to think they moulded her pussy like it was a Fleshlight for Bruce after he cut his dick off, you know, make it genetically accurate!

She’s a top model because her family are a bunch of product pushing whores, so her audience is mindless shoppers the people trying to cash in on the internet need, allowing her to get gigs she probably isn’t all that qualified for, since she is a Kardashian affiliate born into this insanely weird version of the home shopping channel thanks to social media, destroying the fabric of America in the process!

She has her tits out and her body looks good, so who cares about the evil womb she crawled out of, or was raised by, even if the rumors that she was born a dude but they needed a chick, so they raised her as one are true the puberty blocked transgenders are better at passing and we’re just looking at her tits here, so the whole “did I have sex with a men” drama doesn’t happen, kinda like when you jerk off to tranny porn when the wife’s at work, only less gay than that, weirdo!

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2022

06

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROP

Probably one of the most fun viral games on the internet since it is based on girls flashing the fucking internet at their own volition, under their own direction, thanks to their own motivation, which could be some female hive mind in the right matrix situation, or that girls like showing their tits, but for someone who has had to pay to see tits, the self produced titty flash because it’s a fun game that involves titties bouncing out of a shirt, LEGENDARY!

Fun!

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2022

06

Oct

Miranda Kerr Hides her Cunt of the Day

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Miranda Kerr’s a whore that you don’t hear about all too often, I guess after cheating on Orlando Bloom with Bieber when he was barely 18 at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, a story they tried to spin and twist by putting it on Barbara Palvin, only my degenerate friend, who is now a millionaire because he was able to visualize his future when he was in prison for stabbing someone in a good old fashioned gay-bash, had inside scoop in the Australian in LA scene and told me weeks after it happened, which I posted here, but that no one listened, and only cared when it became a blind item on one of those OTHER more reputable blogs, LOSERS, I can have inside scoop as an outsider who lives in another country than these people, because sometimes people like to expose the whores they know and hate and I’m alway willing to help!

Anyway, she went onto fucking some Billionaire Australian who also fucked Mariah Carey, before realizing he was harder to manage than the nerd who founded SNAPCHAT, you know get a billionaire who is likely a virgin, and make them KNOCK you up when you still have some hype of being a VS model!

So she still exists, she is a billionaire’s wife, well taken care of, co-parenting her previous kid with Katy Perry, so you know she’s demonic, and in today’s picture of her, the legs are SPREAD, which we can call her signature move if you’re a billionaire, but if you’re not paying, that big ol’ pussy gets PAY WALLED with an emoji cock block!

I mean, I wonder what level of camel toe she’s hiding, HOW mUCH FLESH is behind that “sticker”, I’ll never know, but it’s been fun revisiting Miranda Kerr’s pussy for OLD TIMES since she’s OLD!

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2022

06

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Freakish in her Bikini of the Day

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Two hours ago, freakish genetic condition who looks like a variation of primordial dwarfism, all old and weak despite being in her 20s, creeping me out harder than her kidney got creeped out, you know shit got so bad it had to kill itself and be replaced wit a family member’s kidney, which got rejected, only to get her a second Kidney, since these rich people just harvest fucking organs, just ask Selena Gomez, which makes me wonder why young celebs all need new kidneys by the time they are 20, it’s a little weird isn’t it, probably from the systemic industry diddling!

ANYWAY, she’s in a bikini promoting a brand of Collagen which I am sure won’t save her from her genetic condition, but it’s more money for her gay husband to get when she dies prematurely allowing him to get back to sucking dick only with a BIG TV star budget, the way gays like it!

Anyway, she’s not dead yet, but she is in the Maldives, fully vaccinated you know, because she’s a Disney owned and bought puppet who pushes agendas, so that alone should make you hate her, but sacrificing herself for the cause is always a good LOL!

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2022

06

Oct

Jessica Simpson in a Tight Outfit Terrifies Me of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is a live, rich and now skinny and she posted the above pic to her story!

I realize that women rot and that Jessica Simpson’s in her 40s, with a few kids, and has struggled with morbid obesity for a while before being paid a lot of money to lose th fucking weight, which I guess she’s kept off, but for whatever reason, whatever is going on with her face and I guess her body is fucking weird!

I am sure she’s still got her signature fat tits, but I can’t imagine how shitty they hang off her like two sacks of shit thanks to her weightloss, you know, lose skin everywhere, just imagine what that does to a mom pussy, but you know as a fat hater, I should endorse the skeleton version of her, you know we prefer the anorexics being too weak to run from our romantic advances to the fat fucks too lazy or out of shape to run from our romantic advances, so this should be a fucking celebration, but there’s something in her fucking eyes or maybe that weird fucking lumpy ass titty that’s confusing me!

She is still Jessica Simpson, billionaire fast fashion scamming the normies after a career as a popstar thanks to her gay dad’s hustle for the money so he could buy ALL the cock!

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2022

06

Oct

Caroline Vreeland’s Legendary Hand Bra of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland’s been around for a while now, I mean as long as instagam been’s going on and girls have been going viral on there, she’s basically been on the front lines, tits first, and for whatever reason, no one seemed to care, despite how huge her tits are, and unlike other tits, like Em Rat Cow Blurred Lines Feminist tits, she eventually got a decent amount of followers, but still only at 450k which is dog shit in Instagram terms, and it took a fucking decade to get there, but you don’t need that many subscribers to get FUCKING PAID!

I remember when she was a singer or aspiring singer, then she because a sidekick to a girl with more followers, where she used her famous connection to a VOGUE EDITOR of the 1950s, who I guess she was related to, to become a Fashion prodigy that no one ever really fact checked but assumed she had fashion in her blood, which has brought her to OnlyFans, becasue that’s where the money is when you have tits so big their a fetish!

The tits have a mind of their fucking own, bigger now that she’s a mom, and they are so big they are almost gross, which is what makes them so much more exciting, like the kind of tit you want to latch onto and try to suck out the sour breast milk, until you puke all over them, MAMA!

If you were born with freakish tits like this, you’d probably never leave the house and just spend your days trying to figure out how to titty fuck yourself, but lets say you were a girl with tits like this, you’d have NO fucking choice but to make a titty fetish site, they are legendary!

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