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2022

06

Oct

Jessica Simpson in a Tight Outfit Terrifies Me of the Day

Jessica Simpson is a live, rich and now skinny and she posted the above pic to her story!

I realize that women rot and that Jessica Simpson’s in her 40s, with a few kids, and has struggled with morbid obesity for a while before being paid a lot of money to lose th fucking weight, which I guess she’s kept off, but for whatever reason, whatever is going on with her face and I guess her body is fucking weird!

I am sure she’s still got her signature fat tits, but I can’t imagine how shitty they hang off her like two sacks of shit thanks to her weightloss, you know, lose skin everywhere, just imagine what that does to a mom pussy, but you know as a fat hater, I should endorse the skeleton version of her, you know we prefer the anorexics being too weak to run from our romantic advances to the fat fucks too lazy or out of shape to run from our romantic advances, so this should be a fucking celebration, but there’s something in her fucking eyes or maybe that weird fucking lumpy ass titty that’s confusing me!

She is still Jessica Simpson, billionaire fast fashion scamming the normies after a career as a popstar thanks to her gay dad’s hustle for the money so he could buy ALL the cock!

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2022

06

Oct

Caroline Vreeland’s Legendary Hand Bra of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland’s been around for a while now, I mean as long as instagam been’s going on and girls have been going viral on there, she’s basically been on the front lines, tits first, and for whatever reason, no one seemed to care, despite how huge her tits are, and unlike other tits, like Em Rat Cow Blurred Lines Feminist tits, she eventually got a decent amount of followers, but still only at 450k which is dog shit in Instagram terms, and it took a fucking decade to get there, but you don’t need that many subscribers to get FUCKING PAID!

I remember when she was a singer or aspiring singer, then she because a sidekick to a girl with more followers, where she used her famous connection to a VOGUE EDITOR of the 1950s, who I guess she was related to, to become a Fashion prodigy that no one ever really fact checked but assumed she had fashion in her blood, which has brought her to OnlyFans, becasue that’s where the money is when you have tits so big their a fetish!

The tits have a mind of their fucking own, bigger now that she’s a mom, and they are so big they are almost gross, which is what makes them so much more exciting, like the kind of tit you want to latch onto and try to suck out the sour breast milk, until you puke all over them, MAMA!

If you were born with freakish tits like this, you’d probably never leave the house and just spend your days trying to figure out how to titty fuck yourself, but lets say you were a girl with tits like this, you’d have NO fucking choice but to make a titty fetish site, they are legendary!

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2022

06

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Sunkissed girls are far hotter than indoor girls who are too lazy or scared to leave the house, because the internet has destroyed their lust for life and adventure, they can just scroll through their feeds all day, while being medicated on anti-depressants and entertained by streaming sites, before turning to their onlyfans to make some money selling feet pics, or letting dudes jerk off to them masturbating, you know the way nature intended!

I don’t know if indoor girls actually exist, I feel like the only reason to sell nudes would be to spend your days doing fun shit, going on adventures and generating some tanlines, but I guess I over estimate people and don’t realize how lazy they actually are!

Plus, I don’t even know if these tanlines are real, because the women aren’t all leathery and sun damaged as you’d expect them to be, meaning it’s possible that the tanline like everything else in life are just an augmented reality filter or some skin staining chemicals, but you know, since this is the internet, and we’re indoor people, the fake shit can pass as real shit, since believing the lies they feed us or that they present as real is what we’ve gotta do to make it in this HORRIBE fucking internet existence!

So we’ll pretend these are real tanlines, on real bitches, who hang out outside to get their vitamin D, like fun and healthy people should, it’s hotter than being all grey skinned and sloth-like in bed crying, which is probably more common than tanlines, since everyone is a miserable fuck!

TANLINES, bring hope of a less miserable TOMORROW!

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2022

06

Oct

Mary Gets a Walker of the Day

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I’m pretty sure I’ve posted Instagram sensation MARY SEBASTIAN PICKLES , who has also gone by Mary Magdalene, because she’s a multi faceted talent with multiple personas, or maybe she just gets banned off social media because she does 24 hour livestreams of her and her friends raging, drunk and on whippets!

She’s basically an ex hooker who decided to go performing artist by first getting the world FATTEST vagina, but getting a Brazilian Butt Lift in her outter pussy lips, and I guess she went onto get retarded sized tits, a big fucking fake ass, ridiculous lips, like a parody or caricature of the real idiots of instagram, in a go big or go home kind of way!

Apparently, she’s in CHRONIC pain thanks tot he inflammation that she’s probably put her body through by jacking it up so hard, I mean I don’t know who her surgeons are but clearly they are irresponsible and thank god for that, this is amazing!

I am not sure if the WALKER is just a prop, or how she carries her massive tits around, but I do know that it’s legendary, even if it will result in premature death, it’s fucking worth it for the viral hype!

BIG FAN over here!

Posted in:Mary Magdalene|Videos

2022

06

Oct

Hot Arrest and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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She’s just a girl

Stripper Show for the Kids in a Wholesome America

Filming Protestors Gets You Shot

Bronx Shooting

Halloween Properly Executed

Zombie Land is Real

Another Hot Arrest!

Chicago is Fucking Weird

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2022

06

Oct

ASS and Other TikThots of the Day

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Another Hand Stand Demo

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Titty Outfit

Short Skirt Dance

Flexibility Challenge

So That’s where the Shape of a Heart is From

Model Posing

Ass Gets into Truck

Soccer Bitch

Slutty Golf Swing

WIND STORM

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2022

05

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Another day, another day I’ve put together a list of links like it was 1999 internet because I am a fucking masochist or an autistic who can only exist if I jump through the same hoops every day thinking that maybe this time, it’ll get me paid!

It’s like a crackhead at a slot machine, buying lottery tickets, stocking a bitch way out of her league, just a terrible obsessive compulsive disorder that should make you feel bad for me, that should make you want to click the links 5 times each, that should make you want to send me 100,000 dollars each, there’s gotta be at least one rich person out there with nothing better to do than to hook a motherfucker up, come on homie, we can go buy hookers together and stick things in their butts, with your money, we can achieve greatness!

Here are some stepLINKS!

Vanessa Hudgens Launches her Fitness Apparel Collection for Kate Hudson’s brand
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Britney Spears Flashes her Nipples in her Latest Instagram video
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Claire Hogle is the Golf Influencer!
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Brie Larson Shows Some Leg
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Storm Reid Nip Slip in Milan
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Kristen Stewart for Chanel’s New Movie
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Paige Spiranac’s Drops a Bikini Pic for her 2023 Calendar!
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11 Things Uninformed People Say
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Julia Fox in a Leather bikini
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Iris Apatow is the Face and Body of Calvin
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Kesha’s Top Fails Her and it’s a Win for the Audience
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Aria Hutchinson channels her Brother, Lions rookie Aidan at Miss USA Pageant!
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Antonio Brown Hints He’s Down with the NFL
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Irina Shayk Does her Best Jerry Hall
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Victoria Justice Does a Workout
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Poker Scandal Instagram Model’s Bikini Pics
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Animals Get a Taste of Freedom
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American Heckler VS Australian Comedian
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If Virtual Reality was Honest
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Cool Music Video for a Song called ADIOS
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Elsa Hosk Gets Glam
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Stella Hudgens in her Bikini Top
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Aaron Judge’s Baseball is Caught by Hot Sports Reporter’s Husband – Check Her Out!
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Scenes from Avatar without CGI
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Karen with Zombie Voices
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Why Tomato is Pronounced Differently Everywhere
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Cat Steals Great Dane’s Bed
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Sports Players Breaking limits
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Goat Loves Riding on his Friend
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Alysha Newman Canadian Pole Vaulter!
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Emilia McCarthy in Bikini for Swimista Magazine
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Naomi Watts on latenight in a Red Dress
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Jennie Kim in Tight Dress
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Ashley Benson on the Streets
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January Jones in a Photoshoot
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Shailene Woodley Long LEg
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Poppy Delevingne ina Tight Shirt
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Samara Weaving at a Fashion Show
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Hailey Beiber Cleavage in Detroit
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Ana De Armas is Hot at the Fashion Show
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Alison Brie Pumping Gas in Shorts
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Charlize Theron in a Black Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio after the Workout
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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What Kind of Toy is This?
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Twin Peaks
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Oh My God – TItty Drop
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Sunning her Pussy
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Creating Wetness
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19 People Having a shit day
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Twerking for the Handicapped
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Strip Girl on the Beach
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MILF Has the Super Tits
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A Night of Public Fuck
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Babe Trying on Bikinis
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Outdoor Pussy Play
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Hanna Orio is a Big Boob Topless model
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Best Rickshaw
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Touching Herself!
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Scumbag of the Week
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Gamer Nerds Miss the Naked Chick
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Pussy Selfie!
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Pornstar Jasmine Jae Flashing Tit
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Standing Piss!
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Kay Couture’s Nude Big Tits
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Hook in the Ass
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Dalene Curts Nude Posing
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Hitachi Wand Doing Magic!
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Lindsey Pelas Big Tits
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Pool Party Gangbang
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Squirts Up
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Rosa’s Boob Model
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California Babe Cumshot Compilation
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Dildo Riding
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Banana Fucker
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Standing Orgasm
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Tinder Fucks
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Dildo at the Gym
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Brunette Fuck
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Working the Suction Dildo
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2022

05

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Side Tit in a Dress of the Day

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Disney Kid Vanessa Hudgens who got dumped by Gay Elvis and figured out how to whore herself on instagram at the top of the pandemic, finding big instagram success from her large instagram following, launching brands, doing brand deals, now working with Kate Hudson’s scamming direct to consumer brand that you know white girls get fucking WET for, dripping through their ATHLEISURE, the most suburban name for a pair of leggings, that you know fat chicks who don’t do athletics wear, so they can happily fall into the leisure category!

I don’t care about celebs pushing product on people who don’t need those products because it won’t make them any less empty, or any more happy, if anything, it will just put them in debt as they try to keep up!

It’s actually totally fucking irresponsible of these people, but they don’t are about you, they care about themselves, which is why they push the agenda of those who own them!

Trash, fake, owned and bought or not, I’ll still look at the side tit, I have nothing better to do!

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2022

05

Oct

Jordyn Jones in the Kitchen of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is Kalamazoo Michigan’s most important inbred, fetal alcohol baby, probably destined to be a fentanyl or meth addict in a trailer park turning tricks, but she looked destiny in the face and said “i can whore better than trailer park dick sucks” and thanks to her mom selling her to Hollywood at a young age, that’s what she’s doing!

Apparently she’s a professionally trained dancer from dance reality shows, she’s also rumored to be a popstar who makes shitty music that probably never hit all that big, but withher 8 million followers, she’s figured out they’re perverts who will pay to see her in her underwear, so she’s been having a go at that!

It’s one of those situations where they’d take the nudes for free because they like seeing themselves be whores, but realizing it can pay really well, far better than legitimate work as a dancer, or influencer, or even a popstar, since society is just that HUNGRY or THIRSTY for nudes, it’s probably hard to give up on the revenue stream so the panty pics, the half nakedness, the round dance as keeps on coming, so you can, it’s pretty noble work, important work, and the good news in this is that THEY all keep leveling up when earnings flatter so there will be a time you see DICK in this ass, not today, not next week, but she’s still young, it will happen!

She’s in the kitchen, knowing the traditional gender roles work for content and for life, we as men like seeing half naked bitches in the kitchen, MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH WOMAN, even if cooking in panties is likely not approved by the health inspector, any self respecting man would say “ALMOST THERE, GET NAKED, DRIP IN MY MEAL, PLEASE GIVE ME e-coli, I’m into it!”

Posted in:Jordyn Jones

2022

05

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit Motherfuckers, it is the not so secret way to live a better, higher energy, more fun, life!

If there’s one thing you can do for yourself or for your woman, assuming you have a woman, which I don’t since you’re not fit, it’s get to the fucking gym and start lifting heavy things!

A stronger you is a better you, and getting your woman stronger and fitter will make her hotter until realizing she’s too hot for you, leaving you for a gym guy or trainer, to live their best high energy fucking life, while you sit and cry thinking how you should have never encouraged her to take care of herself, to lose that weight, to feel great, to fuck better men than you, and now you are all alone!

But that’s not the point, the point is if there’s one thing that you can do for yourself, it’s fitness, and using fit chicks as motivator even if you find the masculine, not realizing they can grind your dick off hard and fast and there’s nothing gay about that, unless you start letting them peg you, which you probably would!

The point is, fitness is good to stare at in a fat fucking world of slobs!

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