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2012

Mar

Shannon Elizabeth for Old Times at the American Reunion Premiere of the Day

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There was a time when I thought Shannon Elizabeth was fucking hot…That time was back in her first and pretty much last movie role tha counted…being the exchange student in American Pie….she had good fake tits and a hot body…

Now I don’t give a fuck about the American Pie comeback, I know it is a cash grab that will likely fucking suck harder than the first movies did, but more importantly harder than their straight to DVD series of trying to milk Eugene Levy as hard as his thick eyebrows let them…..

…and I sure as hell don’t give a fuck about Shannon Elizabeth, a virtual nobody in her mid to late 30s who doesn’t fucking matter, but I do believe in the power of video and pictures, allowing us to reflect on a bitch that was and not a bitch that is.

So I’m not excited about how she looked making her first public appearance since Clinton was president…I’m just reminded that I wanted to fuck her and that’s why I’m bothering with this shit….

The truth is that American Pie should be taking full page ads out on the site to promote this movie…but I’m just not the kind of guy those 50,000 dollar a week ad sales campaigns happen to. But I should be…..just like Shannon Elizabeth should be 25 again.

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2012

Mar

Miss Reef Chile 2012 of the Day

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These are some serious asses. My God. I love a hot ass. They mesmorize and amaze. They make all other asses useless, boring, long and flat, deflated, lazy, uninteresting, a waste of time, even many or disgusting….But these reef asses are good…I could stare at these asses for days…..which is convenient cuz I’m unemployed and have nothing else to do.

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2012

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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The stepNEWS is my favorite. These people walk amongst us. They are our neigbors, friends, family and that makes them better than any celebs. I mean imagine the commitment it takes to be labeled a serial flasher….or the confidence it takes to be Sheriff when you’re a white supremacist, or the insanity it takes a woman to think a potato chip is a message from her dead father….it’s fucking awesome, inspiring, entertaining….

Serial Flasher Strikes Again in Detroit
He’s been terrorizing businesses all around Metro Detroit with his privates, but now cops know what he looks like.

White Supremacist Running for Sheriff in Iowa
An Idaho man, and leader of his local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, is running for sheriff of Bonner County.

Study Shows Women Get Sexual Pleasure From Working Out
A new study shows that women can receive sexual pleasure when weightlifting or yoga.

Woman Thinks Potato Chip Is Sign From Dead Father
A Missouri family believes that a potato chip with a bizarre marking is a symbol that their departed father crossed over into heaven.

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2012

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics of the Day

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I rip into Ashley Tisdale enough to encourage her to kill herself…I even have a series of posts that are called “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch” that all stemmed from her winning a purchased teen choice award I just knew a call center in India was hired to vote on all day, making her the winner of some “hottest chick” lie that just couldn’t be fucking possible based on her face…even after the nose job..it was impossible…and as she accepted the award…all I could think about was how this would negatively impact the youth…the women of tomorrow…were ugly girls going to be confused and think they were hot too…

Then….I went through a phase where I gave the bitch credit…I said, okay she has a shitty face, she knows she’s not hot, otherwise she wouldnt’ have got surgery or spent so many times hiding her face fromt he paparazzi, but she does work out over and over again….and like all butterfaces I’ve known…that is always the right approach…it’s like you don’t just fuck a bitches face, her body has the power to erase her fucking face, and if it is fit…shit dude…that’s fun to cum all over…

But now…lloking at her in her bikini….her litle pudge from her period or something….I’m not digging it….I see ugly face, ugly hair, behind hat and glasses and a body….that doesn’t fucking rape me or make me want to rape when half naked…..I think it’s just time for her to hit up retirement. Save the bikinis for hot chicks.

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2012

Mar

Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Wife’s Stupid Fat Redneck Tits of the Day

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This picture changed my fucking life.

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2012

Mar

Erin Heatherton Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who is normally photoshopped to the tits in bras that make her look like she has tits…and not just these little round amazing likely implants tits….you know rocking those shitty catalog shots for Victoria’s Secret…..but she decided to say no to the make-up artist, the professional photographer, the photoshop, the lighting and the money, and give us a free glimpse into the real Erin Heatherton, secure with herself cuz she’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model, working for fucking free….making this the equivalent of running into Frank Sinatra busking in the subway station…pre-death….if you know what I mean…..only far more sexually arrousing, despite being far less interesting….Who fucking cares about this bullshit….it’s a bitch who’s life and career is about being half naked….half naked…in shit quality pics…fuck her.

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2012

Mar

Coco’s Twitter Pics the Past Week of the Day

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Coco is ridiculous but you don’t need me to rip into her…it’s all be said before. She’s a hooker, she found a john who is into it, who happens to be rich and famous, and who has the ability to help her put herself out there, like the hooker she is, cuz that’s what he likes about her. She looks like a clown, is tacky as fuck, she’s not hot, but haggard, as most retired hookers are, but yet she brings the fucking goods…..in the last week….3 pics of her half naked, and that’s better than any bitch I sext with does….and although she’s made of plastic, is dumpy and short, has fake hair and bad make-up…..that’s some good fucking output….and to hate on any bitch taking pics of her ass and tits…is to hate on the beauty of sluts and all things needed for us to jerk off. Let Coco go down in history as the hero she is destined to be…..and here are those 3 pics from her twitter the last 3 weeks…..cuz she’s a whore….who like all whores…thrives off the attention she gets from her whoring….you know cuz it’s nice to feel like your hard work is valued and appreciated….

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2012

Mar

Giedre Dukauskaite Hot for Something Called Madame Figaro of the Day

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This is a Lithuanian model, born in 1988, who has done a few big shoots for Italian Vogue, Japanese Vogue and I’ve never heard of her or done posts on her before, but for some reason these pics spoke to me, and they are not even showing nipple. I think it is the simple fact that long, lean, thin, emaciated girls, with pretty photo friendly faces, who are wearing bathing suits, or hiding their little titties when topless, in photoshooped, professionally shot pics are porn to me. I like the internation flavor, I like the easy labor to make huge money, I like the rockstar life, and more importantly, I like the modeling contract, it’s that stamp of approval from professionals I need in order to decide if a bitch is hot.

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2012

Mar

Alleged Tulisa Contostavlos from X-Factor Blowjob Video of the Day

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Tulisa is that greek chubby chick from some shitty UK band who replaced Cheryl Cole on X-Factor….for probably doing exactly what she is doing in this video…sucking dick….even if you’d assume her dick sucking was the least of her skills thanks to her greek heritage and willingness to take it up the ass…..

She’s denying it is her, obviously. She’s an idiot if it is her, obviously. She was getting attention with all her BIKINI PICS ….even though dick sucking footage is way better to watch…

You see cuz there’s really no reason to show off her skills, or let her dude keep footage of her skills, she could have just as easily done this without a camera on….but you know what…she does a pretty good job….lots of effort…hand…and she shoould not be ashamed of this or deny it cuz really this is probably her looking her best….cuz you know what they say about fat chicks…..and that’s that they can suck dick to both prove themselves as being competitive with hot chicks….but also cuz their mouths and throats are well trained….who cares.

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2012

Mar

Anna Grigorenko Naked in XXL Russia of the Day

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Her name is Anna Grigorenko and she’s some nobody model who is such a nobody that she’s got an updated MODELMAYHEM PROFILE ….so if you want to get her naked for your own perverted pictures, shot in your basement, with knives, blood, animal parts, raw meat, etc, you can probably just send her an email….she’s naked for some Russian shit called XXL, proabably not the same XXL as we have here, you know cuz she’s not black or fat assed, but then again, maybe Russian hip hop is Klesmere, all accordian and vodka ridden….who cares….nudity takes precendence over my shitty, useless words.

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