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2012

13

Mar

Mila Kunis Gets Fucked By a Bike Seat of the Day

I’m the kind of pervert who likes to make pervert stories out of innocent situations because it makes those situations more interesting to me….Everything in life can be pornographic if you look at it the right way…from eating messy foods, to wearing booty shorts to the grocery store in March, to working out, to facial expressions made in car when on bluetooth, and as Mila Kunis proves…. riding bikes….

She’s up on some hipster cruiser, showing the world exactly why I love sniffing bike seats on hot summer days….you know cuz they are all pussied up….and if you catch them in time….they still have the smell and even the moisture that’s seeped through the shorts, pants, skirts or dresses the girl riding it was wearing…especially after a long ride…vaginal lip on seat connecton is high….and I always just assume it feels good for a bitch, hitting bumps, with all her weight focused on her cunt, I mean else would they ride a bike, when they could just taxi….see cuz life is a fucking porno…I don’t just think it is…it actually is…

So here’s Mila Kunis, showing little cleavage with a seat jacked up her ass and I’m in love with everything these pics have to offer.


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2012

13

Mar

Some Small White Ass With Some Fat as Fuck Questlove Ass of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about Questlove. He was one of the first people to block me on twitter after I made fun of him being a bootleg Jay-Z, trying to get up in Beyonce’s sister, that already had a kid, because fat dudes, even when in successful bands, and when those bands are on TV every night, still run after the table scraps….

I do give a fuck about funny fucking videos and seeing him cross the street with this little chick in tight pants, was like watching an A&W rootbeer commercial in the early 90s.

Shit’s hysterical….but probably not as hysterical as the awkwardness that happens when she tries to mount him in the bed, legs unable to really reach around his body, dick that probably splits her in half…pain and struggle worth the child support she will rake in when she tricks him to cum inside her “Of course I’m on the pill….”….. We’ve all heard that before….well I haven’t….cuz no girl in her right mind, or even in a state of crazy would let me knock her up and I’m ok with that as long as they let me try….

Groupies will fuck anything….”sure Questlove is a monster, but he’s way better than Tommy from psych class, that guys not on TV”….and sluts are sluts….always opportunists.

Sometimes it is the little things that bring me joy, other times it is the very big things doing very insignificant things….like right now….good times.

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2012

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with being a drunk, other than pretty much destroying your body and your life, is that you can’t remember the simple things in life like wiping your ass properly…..putting on a condom…..or even important things you want to tell people you’ve lost touch with to make ammends before you die….or more importantly jokes I want to write on Facebook or Twitter because that’s where my social life lives….but the pros far outweigh the cons….that’s why I always give other drunks spare change, cuz I know we are on the same page….even though I am pretty sure I’m actually dead and this is the horrible after life…but that could just be the booze talking…

Gotta Love a Hidden Camera Prank – VIDEO
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Sexy Shannon is a Little Bit Censored
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50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports
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Free Cam Shows. Make Tuesday the Best It Can Be
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Tweet Dreams: Arianny Celeste’s Hottest Twitpics
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World’s Fastest Guitar Player? Maybe! – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus’ Ding Dang Ol’ Boobies Upstaged Jennifer Lawrence
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Her Pussy is Nice and Wet
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Live Web Cams Are Just What You Need, Trust ME
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2012

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Life is Amazing. That’s all I gotta say about that.

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Paris Hilton is a Whore
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Die Antwoord Basically Told Lady Gaga to Fuck Off and Here’s the Story – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because Monday Doesn’t Have to Always Be a Bad Day
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Angry Garbage Man
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Lana Del Rey Showing Midriff
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Hot Slut Named Angela Lindvall in Vogue
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Man Scared Shitless on Bobsled Run
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Fishing. What Could Go Wrong?! – VIDEO
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25 Inaccurate Depictions of NYC in Film and TV
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Micaela Schaefer Public Bikini Goodness
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Olivia Munn Writes A Letter To Say She Has A Penis
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Nina is One Hot Read Head
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Free Cams That Will Drive You Wild!
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Busty Blonde Gets Her Pussy All Wet
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The Hottest ‘Free-Agent’ Wives and Girlfriends in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Frankie Essex Vagina Upskirt
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Self-Shot Pics of Brianna Brown
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SOMEone Failers Anger Management Class – VIDEO
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Monique Weingart In A Little Red Bikini
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Lana Del Rey Panty Upskirt
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Jessica Biel is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Rhianna is Fanny Packing in NYC
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Moran Atias is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Kate Upton 2012 SI Swimsuit Issue Galore
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Jon Hamm Shut Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian the Fuck Down
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Florida “Crazy� Leaves 8-Year-Old Alone At McDonald’s Playground While She Pops Prescription Pills And Passes Out
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Some Sexy Teenaged Foam Fun – VIDEO
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No More Porn For Texas Prisoners
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Super Hot Naughty Office Lesbians
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Adriana Lima , What a Beauty
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Sexy Brunette Fashionista
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“Spring Breakers” Set: Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Benson Are Colorfully Leggy
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No Pants Subway Ride – VIDEO
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Tiffany Thompson Rides You
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Sophia Vergara is Perfection
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Strip Joint Fail – VIDEO
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A Nice Selection of Red Carpet Babes
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Jessica Alba is MILFy
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Dita Von Teese Monster Face in Lingerie on the Runway
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Pug Does Star Wars
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My BFF Jake Gyllenhaal – Pure Homo – In a Music Video
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Fishing Fail
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Paris Hilton Out Sluts Her Mother
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Lola Ponce Could Use A Good Stick Up The Ass
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Taylor Momsen, And You’ll Never Guess…
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World’s Fastest Guitar Player
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Sofia Vegara Does SNL
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The 100 Hottest Sports WAGs Ever
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Katy Perry Kisses a Fan in Concert
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Bar Paly Tits in Treats Magazine of the Day
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Aylin Alp in Playboy Germany
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Eva Herzigova Playboy Shoot – Hot as Fuck
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Victoria’s Silvstedt’s Hot Whore Body in a Black Dress
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Maria Menounos’ Hot Curvy Body Showing Stomach
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Miley Hott Ass in Leggings
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Candice Swanepoel Hot Fitness Photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret
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Mila Kunis Hot as Fuck on a Bike Ride
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Lucy Pinder Lingerie
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Markie Post 1983 Cleavage
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Carrie Keegan Has Awesome Tits
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Lindsay Lohan Sucking Lollipops
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Tila Tequila Rides the Sybian
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2012

12

Mar

Sasha Cohen Champion Figure Skater Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

This is not the same Sasha Cohen who played Borat. This is the one who is some famous skating athlete…..who is posting her pictures of her bra on twitter…because figure skaters, like pro swimmers, are total whores….at least I like to think they are…you know always half naked, fit, traveling around, surrounded by gay dudes….especially after spending many sunday afternoons jerking off to figure skating because it was on the only channel I had – pre internet….all that panty flashing and camel toe like it was their job….all acrobatic and flexible….pornographic and amazing….

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2012

12

Mar

Micaela Schaefer Ridiculous Nipple Outfit for Some Premiere of the Day

I posted on this Micaela Shaefer bitch showing up on the red carpet in a ridiculous outfit last week but she’s just got better…..

She’s some German attention seeker, trying to get famous, who I am still not quite clear about what she does, but don’t really care about what he does, since being outrageous and half naked is her way of getting noticed, the rest just doesn’t matter….

Showing up to red carpet events Nipples first…is what dreams are made of…you know cuz when she was a little girl practicing her Oscar acceptance speech in the mirror…this is totally how she anticipated her quest for fame to play out….all little girls do….it’s gotta do with being born slut and remaining a slut.

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2012

12

Mar

Pregnant Jessica Simpson is a Tank By the Pool of the Day

There are a few things in life I have very little interest in seeing…at least not for sexual purposes….because let’s face it, I don’t get shocked anymore and crave the day I see something that actually makes me gag, or sick to my stomach, or turned on, or really any fucking emotion…because I’m desensitized and the internet stole my soul…..but one of those things is Jessica Simpson, built like a fucking tank, in what may be a pregnant chick bikini top, beause she was obese to start with now she’s obese and pregnant, basically an excuse to fill up on a few extra plates at the breakfast buffet, I’d rather just google her archive of big tits on a small frame before she threw in the towel and became the plus sized garbage truck at the dump from the south that she is.


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2012

12

Mar

Looking Up Vanessa Hudgen’s Shirt of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is on set filming some shit movie with Selena Gomez that I am sure is going to be a disaster to watch….but that girls everywhere will love and imitate cuz that’s just the way these media brain washed cunts and it could be worse…their idols could be fat girls like Adele, instead of girls like Vanessa Hudgens who take naked pics of themselves for the internet, and who bend over in short shorts letting us look up their shirts….to stare at their bras….you see cuz I want a future filled with half naked girls open and willing to be naked….and not one filled with fat chicks who sing love songs…ya know….


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2012

12

Mar

Jennifer Love Titties of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the spokesperson for Eharmony – which is kinda funny considering she can’t keep a man and she would be desperate enough to turn to the internet to find love….even though she’s a snobby cunt and apparently not responding too well to the men Eharmony have been choosing for her…cuz she thinks she is better than them and that she deserves the best, probably another actor, even though male actors are pussies…and she’s not that hot…and no spring chicken…it’s just a spoiled cunt state of mind…that’s hard to beat out of her…..

I have always said meeting someone off the internet is sketchy as fuck and I had never done it until recently…see, the internet is filled with weirdo trash and it is better to meet random girls in the park or even homeless pussy or street kid pussy…cuz they are usually more mentally stable than internet chicks…

But some times you go against your better judgement when feeling alone, bored, or whatever and you make the mistake of meeting groupie girls off the internet cuz it feeds your ego…..ones who had your site bookmarked since 2005….the kind of girl you know can’t be normal if she read this shit for 7 years….but pretend she is because you want her to be….

The kind of girl who conveniently lived in my neighborhood…..who was conveniently engaged so it would never get too serious and who conveniently invited me to meet her over and over again….to which I said no over and over again…cuz I don’t fuck with internet chicks…..mainly cuz I usually assume there’s a van waiting for me at the meeting spot with guys with baseball bats…..

So she found a mutual friend and got my number…at which point I shoulda run and hid like a paranoid freak I am…cuz that’s weird behavior….especially from an internet freak…..but instead I go along with it and agree to meet her….

That led to the last 3 months fucking her on the regular as she lied to her fiance…and to me….on some fatal attraction kick….professing her love for me, trying to marry me, trying to move in with me and my wife and other unstable crazy shit….

The whole time I fear being stabbed or murdereed by her in my sleep…not by him, cuz he’s obviously a pussy who lets his chick have relationships with other dudes…..but by her, cuz internet girls aren’t normal…especially when fans of this site….but the unprotected anal made me forget the level of internet loser I was hanging with.

Luckily, she disappeared a couple of weeks ago….it could have ended a lot worse for me….cuz I went to a place I hate….with an unstable internet girl who will just become just a distant memory to me, unless she gave me AIDS, then I’ll have to think of her as much as her fiance will think of me everytime he sticks his dick in her…cuz let’s face it, when you give trash a ring, you obviously don’t think it is trash, and you sure as hell don’t think that trash is getting stuffed by strangers off the internet behind your back to the point where she’s decided to have a relationship with the person, but when you find out, cuz you always find out….shit gets messy…..but not as messy as her pussy after I came all over it.

And that’s why I don’t fuck with girls from the internet…and why I will listen to my instincts next time…and here’s Jennifer Love Tits….


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2012

12

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Someone sent me in this picture of a naked shopper in Montreal walking the streets, overly excited about the weather, celebrating the melting snow…..and it reminded me how amazing people are….real people and crazy people who don’t know they are crazy unlike spoiled kids who pretend they are crazy as an excuse for being shitt people….fuck celebrities…the world is about all of us freaks….

Here’s the actual stepNEWS…

Customer Killed Over Price Of Condoms
A gas station clerk is in custody this morning and a customer dead after a shooting on Detroit’s west side.

Paintball attack leaves woman partially blind
A paintball attack left a Carrollton woman with permanent eye damage. Police are looking for the two people responsible. Her husband, Kevin Bullock, said he thinks they were aiming for her. “They laughed about it. She screamed and started crying and they were laughing about it,” he said.

Naked Fugitive Takes Police On Wild Chase
Matthew Ibarria jumped from a speeding minivan while running away from police in Georgia…with no clothes on.

Florida Dad Embarrasses Son Over Bad Grades
A Florida dad made his 7th grade son stand on a street corner with a sign in order to get through to the boy about doing better in school.

“Project M” House Party Foiled By Cops
A Michigan teen party turned from quirky to complete insanity after police are tipped off by Twitter chatter.

Drive-Thru Drunk Driver Dies In Crash
Several fast food workers at an Ohio Taco Bell called police Wednesday night after a woman who was visibly intoxicated came through the drive-thru at the restaurant.

AA Flight Attendant Restrained at DFW
Passengers on American Airlines Flight 2332 were settling in for a trip to Chicago on Friday when they say a flight attendant took over the public-address system and launched into a rant that included references to 9-11 and the safety of their plane.

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